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Rose Red
an iaz comminz fur yu!!
eheheh Ohai
conga rats kerri yu iz tied wif fuzz!!!!
otxh Willy boy
taut ai’d comes tu sai Ohai at jus teh rite tyme 
Is liek moushe in teapot from Alice in WonderLand!
drinked too much stoat?
… or stout, even … though teh stoats can be ebils, too, afink
Ai dun tink we has met befor Fuzz
Iz niec to meets yu **extens floofy paw ub frenships*
fanks you many timez, Kerri
**extens fuzzy concepts ub kindly respects*
Ummm – ai dont think we’ve met, eether. Yur lolspeek iz so gud. . .
Butt – Itz nice to meechu, fuzz on teh concept. *awlso extens stripey floofy paw uv frenship*
Ai am awlso noan az JCH4K, an sum odder things!! Can we call yoo fotc??? oar do yoo purrrfur fuzz fur short??
Ohai JanetAnSumOdderThings (I’z fairly odd myself many of teh timez). . .
I mostly posts on teh Failblog
“fuzz” is purrfeckly fine short fur, I mean fur short
*extensive’s teh concepts of fuzzy frenlly*
LOL!!! Ai noe moast ov teh failbloggerz ar awlso veree qwik an funnee – just a bit diffrrunt frum us.
but YOO seem to fit in heer reelee well.
So ai hoep yoo come bak offen to play an amewz us? O fine short fur fuzz!
an purrrhaps amaiz us az well??
*I hopez for amewz AND amaiz — cuz dat’s what my people call teh corny jokez and teh corny fudz*
fuzz – iz yu nawt nurmally an failbloggur?
*whispurrs to willy boy*
Can this bee??? Ai thot they nebber spoke lolspeek?
*wispurrs bak tu janet*
nawt awn da failblogs! iz frownied up awn…dey haz sumfin cawled rollplehhoreknichatt
butt sumtiems dey bisit da lolkats an lyke dey sai: wen in cheez…..
noms yer wai out?
Iz wat dey do in Switzerland!
aim a liiddle BC
Tip mee ober – an yoo’ll regret it!!
an dat’s cuz yoo’ll see me be steemed
HEre’s my handle heres my spowt
I awlwaiz didded wun wif mai kidletz dat winted liek dis:
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“I’m a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my … other handle.
Goodness Gracious! I’m a sugar bowl!”
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N da kidletz wood LAFF n LAFF!
n u maek mee laf n laff tu!!!! veree funnee
EWE iz nawt awl ebil and ewe iz floofy too
yes, adn waht catslave sayz can gibs ewe more self o’ steam
Aifink hims short an swete!
Heer iz mah handlol.
Heer iz mah handlol.
*luuks arownd*
Oh carp – ai iz a shoogur bowl!
shoogar shoogar!
Yu iz mai kandee gurl
An yu gawtz meh wantin yu!
aw…hunee hunee!
GMTA, nightshayde!
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I gess I beddur start reedin da hoal fred b4 kawmintin…
yu REELY wanna tipz mih ober adn fyn owt jus HAOW eebil?? Ai fawt nawt!
nope!! iz fineed ur lidz n keeypz da ebil in!!
OK, folks. Aym posting a SPLORT WARNING!!!!
*hands owt menneh-cullured splorts-resistant shayds as well as tax forms*
Pleez to be sayf! Pleez to don yor own CHRG befoar halping teh purrson neggst to yoo, KthxForTehMedikalAdvisory.
*hands owt CHRGs with awl kynds of dezines*
fankees grem
*williboi pazes CHRG’s awn tu neggs cheezpeep*
*titen goozee taip an peaks et da tuxie bebehs wyte pause*
TAX?!? I thotted da CHRGs stayd awn bai demsevz…
teh bittur tee iz alwais gud foar u! ebben eff it coems wif teh poyntee enz…
TimPEST inna teepot. >:)
I’s in ur pot makin’ teapee
Moar progress foar Jewel!!! Ai came home feeling nawt-well frum werk, an she was restin’ in her kitteh bed dat I moved foar her. And she dinna move when ai went into teh kitchen foar fuds. Yay!!!
Yay fur Jeremy an teh Saga ov Jewel!!!
Nao off tu teh docktur for teh Saga of Meh! Moar medicines foar feelin’ teh pleh!
(heeeey…..taht rhymed…..*gigglol*)
Teh doktur gabe meh medicines to make my dry mouf go away. Ai had been drinking lawts and lawts uf fluids, and then gettin up in teh middlol uf teh nite….you get teh rest. wunce dis medicine es finito, ai shuld be awl bedder!
ai wanned decatfinatud.
*gigglolz* dats gud wun catena!
Conga ratcha ma kayshuns, Kerri-luv-wif-u, awn yur nawt-sekkund! Itz jusabowt teatym wair ai livz (itz teatym SOMWAIRZ allatym, aifinkso) – wud yu laik sum lurvlee tee adn sconeses wif teh lurvlee clotted creem adn jamz foar yur sillybrayshun? Adn wih wil dansdansdans, of khorse!
Dat sown luberly Italiana an ai dun tink we has met yet eder *extens floofly paw ub frendships*
ai’m pleezed tu meetchu awlsotue *hedbonks adn purrz* – *shaiks floofy paw ob frenshipz wif nu frend Kerri-luv-wif-u*.
OOPIES – skyooz, pleez – ai nawt mennt tu leev fuzz on the concept owt ov teh conga ratcha ma kayshuns foar teh nawt-sekkund!!
pleez tu foargiv
non ti preoccupare, italiana
*danzedanzedanze*
fangyuberimeowtch foar being unnerstanden – hazz bin wun ob doez kynda daes!
yu DU danze SOE grayzfulley!
Ooh, teh wite wisker adn teh wite pawzes! *titens CHRG adn luks at tax forum* must rezist…must nawt luk at teh wiskers…OH NOES!!!!!
S P L O R T
oh noes!! Mezzomom is down!
*opens up teh portable CCC hamper*
*scoops up all teh brains and rinses them in sparkling waturs*
*puts brains back in hed with soft ducky tape*
*leads Mezzo to lounge wif lawts of sweets and hawt chawklit*
Now no moar to be lukin at teh cute kittehs wifout extry tite CHRG, k?
Wha’ happinz? Ooooh, mai hed….fanks, Jeremy!
Gud job on teh Splort resku, Jeremy!!
*gives mezzomom teh chocklit drinkee anna floofy blankie* Here u goes, nao hab sum rest. Iz hard tu resist teh bebeh tukses, we noe so.
Kitteh iz nawt erl grey
butt(1) he’s hot …
GMTA!!!!! Ai wuz JUST gonna say that – sumware heer!
*innan Englisher aksent*
heh heh
*tugs down jakket*
*gigglol* yu duz hims sowell csmall
(gigglols at hur fyrefox showins awl teh nawt spelled rite wurds)
*powt*
iz a gud spllr. rilly!
iz multilingual – i speke Cheez, Spanglish, Ingrish and Spelchek.
Lol, mai burzzer hadda kitteh named Erl Grai.
Hao duz u knoe wut teh kitteh’s naem iz. He cud be Earl.
Eeeeeeeee! Lukkit dose teenee tiny teefs! Liddle fangsees! Aaaaaaaarrrggghhh!!! TEH KAYUUT! phew! Noe braynez lef, soe noe splort!!
oh noes africat iz doun!!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, africat. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax formz & a nice hot cuppa tee?
kitteh look tealishus….
*heddesk*
*snerk*
I iz reeding yur tee leefs.
Trust me – you iz gowing to have bad day.
lol … teh trubble is brewin!
*hedpaw*…ai leaf de inturprutayshun to yu
Lukz 2 me liek kitteh b SITTIN awn ur tee leefs…
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U prolly wood haffa bad dai ifn U dreenk dat tee naow…
Naw – is nawt EBIL, is just a tuksee in a teapot!
Mischevous, purrrhaps.
Nawt KWITE teh sayme thing az a Tempest in a Teepot.
Baysill Blakk & Wyte
Bebbeh Tukkssee Kitteh amz
2 smawll beez eebil!!!
Bebbeh Tukksee juss
wawntz snugglee playss 4 coazee,
invissimull Napz
Bebbeh Tukksee habz
lawtz ubz Floof. Purr~fekkt 4 lawwwwng,
slow, jentill Rubbinz!
Jack.
beriberi nais, Jack!
Yu maided mih tu haz a thimk – adn ai noes tahtz dain jerr uss, butt (!!) – mayB liddlol tukseekitteh haz teh angree bkuz sum stoopy hoomin stufted himz in a stoopy teepawt – taht wud maik mih tu haz teh angree, aifinkso!
mai fott wuz taht tucksee kitteh crawled in teepawt cos it wuz warm, an is mad cuz preitty wun took tawp orff an let sunbeems in!
Kitteh is playing Cat Dracula – ai wants to drinks yur milk ….. ssssss
Must bee high tea, kitteh wearin wite glubs.
Yesh Yesh! Ohai tee! Wite glubs, tee pot tawp hats awf to yoo!!
oyesh, aifinkso – tee wif milolk, adn kittehnip samichuz wif teh krus kutawf
When I was a lolkittenburglar I wented to charm school classes called “White Glubs and Party Manners.” It was long time ago but I is teh pretty sure that good party manners donot include using teh teapot as ur personal j’accusey.
Nao yoo’ve maed me laff!!
teh bebbeh tuksee kitteh izz tu liddlol tu noe taht plonken himz paws steery err inz teh teepawt myt kaws peeplol tu haz teh EEEEW.
“J’accusey” … *gigglolsnort* …
lol! my parintal units gave me that book one year for my birfday! As I recall I was a little offended… as if *I* had bad manners! hmpf!
U was teh lucky to only get teh book! I hadda go to class every Caterday and miss my favrite cartoons.
I has teh book — and workbook — somewheres. And there is a vry murky black-and-white polaroid innit of a young LCB sitting like a lady waring her white glubs and all. I pray this photo never everever falls into my phloquais’ hands.
pfft! I hadda miss cartoons for cheerleeder practise!
that didn’t last long… 3 months ifinkso.
I wuzn’t teh cheerleeder type. Bleeve it or not!
So, does you still has teh white glubs? Those could come in handy… for, er, LCB-related things, mabbeh!
Naw, LCB kaynt dew teh nuffin wif gluvz. Datz Y dey mayks teh pikkypokkitz ware gluvz — dey kaynt *yoink* ennyfing wiffem awn…
I doesnot has those white glubs anymoar, no. Too bad because they would save me lots in lolyer fees; I hear that if teh glubs donot fit, u must acquit.
About elebenty years ago though I hadded to ware a brace for teh carpool tunnel syndrome and it rubbded my hand teh rong way. So I wented to teh department stoar to try to find white cotton glubs to use as a braceliner and it was teh tough, lemmetelluthis. Good thing I didnot need to buy spats.
did u go to church and axe teh littlol old ladehs where they gotted theirs? Tehy always knows that stuff….
Ohhh… Sew DATZ watt dat wuz.
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Da uvver dai win I beetid up ur robo-plonquais n gottid ur “CAT” bak, ur robo-plonquais dropted uh pitcher onna grownd. I pikted it up justin kays sumwun sed dere pitcher wuz teh missin. I bin wundrin hoo dat wuz. Naow I b teh nowin………………………
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Oooh, dotz!
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BTW, doan tayl me — ur fayvrit cartune wuz “Josie and the Pussycats”
JatP was teh ok, but when I was taking teh White Glubs and Plz to Not Sit in teh Teapot classes I hadda miss Cool McCool and also teh cartoon Beatlols. This was waaaaaaaay back, mind u.
Dat sowndz bowt da saym tiem I wuz teh growin up. Duz U memberz Jonny Quest, da Hardy Boys, n da Monkees? Nawt cartune Monkees, tho, butt (!) dey did spayl deyz naym n LOLspeek!
In teh White Glubs and Plz to Not Sit in teh Teapot workbook wif teh incriminating picshur, there is a page I filleded out wif my interests and stuff. Next to Favorite TV Show I scrawled in my kittenish handriting, “The Monkees”!
ooo but WITCH Monkee wuz ur fave??
I always leiked Peter…..
Back then? When I was, like, 6? It was Davy who totally melted my butter. My bestest friend Amy and I would fite over who would get to give him flowers if teh Monkees ever drived down our street (as IF). We also agreed that Peter was a dumbbell. Then 20 years later teh Monkees was on teh Nick at Nite and I found myself attractified to Mike and found Peter pleasantly kwirky.
u sher bout dats? Sounz laike a wunnerfuhl ting ta du! R awl de best aidees bannd frum propurr partdees?
Tuxie kitten be
adish, audish, tryin owt fur teh role uv “Dormouse” in “Alice in Mediocreland” (teh low budget produkshun uv Alice in Wonderland).We no can afford teh teepot! *rummages in recyclol bin* Here. Use this empty gatorades bottlol.
Purr kitteh gawt sore aiye – hope he haukai n naut got a disstember ur sumpin reel bahd laike dat.
Mabye somebuddy told him he would feel betterer if he hads a nice cup of tea. Only because of his sore eye he thought they sayed *be* a nice cup of tea. *nods*
Dat maekes it feehlz beddur fur shur!
Gud fing day nawt taylz himz “havva haffa cup”
bea teh tea? karma inna teepawt, aifinkso
liddlol kup o’karma kitteh …
doan getz mih starr tudd … *groanz*
liek teh karma rulez say:
We allz has a pawt to play in teh life –
You maed your teapawt, nao you must sleepz in it.
ohai evreewun, its teh burfday fairy heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nika, Ilovedoxies2, woodydog, wild4dogs an flamincold an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd fudjy burfday cakes, yellow cake wif crunchy topping an fresh froot an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, mini wind-up raysing robots, kandee, an colur-it-yorself blak velvit kitteh posters wif elebenty-six glo-in-teh-dark crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai burfday fairy! Thnx for teh loveli portablol partee! *Munches slyce ov fudjy burfday cake wiffa littlol aiscreem, adn winds up a raysing robot wif sliver stripes onna side–zoom!*
Wih izz kloazen teh off fiss errlee tunyt – goen sumplayz nys foar noms, aifinkso – soe ai wil sae goonytz tu mai cheezpeepz!
*hedbonks adn purrs tu eech adn ebbry wun*
— adn *Shmoo*
ciao bellina
test
thiz iz mi daughters iddibiddikitti evil
He a cyoot kitteh!! R him awl growed up nao? Is hims eiis betterer?
Black and Evil, just da way I lyke myne tea.
How did you getz baby pix of my lolcat! He much bigger nao. Like, coffee urn size.
ai has a tucksee kitteh like this un an ai fines tehm irreeziztable..teh liddel pinkee tung, teh liddle whitee paws an whiskers, teh eeebil luk..
*pulls strap on 50′s bavving kap berree hard*
>ka-fwump<
whew, just in teh nikkobtime!
So, Mo, whai he in teepawt? his ii all bedder?
tehy sew berree hard tew take pickshurs ob, an tihs wun is gr8!
Growrrrwrr! I skarey!
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Why u sayin “Awwww” an scratchin mah chin? I’s skarey! Grrworowrrr!
hehehehe….,