Cant play wif u anymoar…
Cant play wif u anymoar… mom says ur bad influence.
mom sayd dat i shudnt burgl anymoar.
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Am not!
AR TOO!!!
Neeener neeener neener!
AMNOT AMNOT AMNOT!
R2 D2
AMNOT times infinity!
ARTOO tymz infinutee plus wun
.
(oar izzit plus C3PO?)
AMNOT to teh power of infinty and beyond!
My Mom saiz YOU is Bad Influuenz!
O yeah? Well, ur mommeh’s so ugly they push her face into dough to make troll cookies.
Ur momma’s so ugly tehy had to ty a pork chop around hur neck to get teh goggie to play wif hur.
ooh – LCB adn skwirlgrrl R dooin’ teh duzzinz!!
Ur momma’s so ugly,
dey filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in huur shower
Ur mommeh’s so stoopy she can’t read a audio book!
Yur mommeh is so uglee wen her applied fur the ugee contest tehy tol her ‘NO Purrfeshnills’
Ur mommeh’s so fat she falled in love and borked it.
Ur momma’s so ugly when she was lying on the beech, teh kitteh tride to bury huur
*runs and hydes frum hurrr own momma whoo can heer dis sort uv fing frum myles awai an duz NAWT approov*
Yur mommeh are so uglee hers shado gibbed up.
Ur mommeh’s so old her soshul security nummer is elebenty.
Yur mommeh are so uglee taht wen her sits onna sand doon at the beech, teh kittehs ting to berry her.
GMTA bf473
EEK! GMTA an at teh saim tyme!
Ann agin! Spooky!
Yur mommeh soe fatt, wenn tehy tole hurr tu hawl butt (!!)), itz tuk tu tripz!
Yur mommeh are so uglee hers a stunt dubbel fur teh Predator
Yur momma is so uglee she had to trick or treet by fone!
Yur Mommeh soe dum, shih sit awn teh TeeVee adn wach teh cowch!
Mom saiz hanging out wif Basement Cat leads to no-good hooliganism!
(I not know what that means)
it iz mush lyke teh tomfoolery, aifinkso
adn teh shenanigans alsotu, aifinkso!
Not to menshun teh hijinks.
O darn, I menshunned them.
they were ackshully lowjinks before LCB lifted them…
I didnot yoink ur jinks! DIDNOT DIDNOT DIDNOT!
W00T!!! Heer we ar – in a luvelee Braid! An ai haz to go rite nao – fur reel! Becuz ai hav to taek teh trash to town!
Wow, Janet is teh so nice! I only ever takes my trash to teh same old dump.
Janet! Taht iz noe wai tew tawk bowt ur date!
Heh heh. Mos peeps tak der trash to the dump in teh country, iffn it isn’t picked up by teh trash trucks to do teh same. We has to do that this week, tu. We missed free dump weekend and nao we has to PAY! Whimper. Sob!
*wonders if Lolmark makes a card for Free Dump Weekend*
erm. yu can depends onnit.
garbaj kans, yu kno
also possably teh fleas, teh rabid bad companions yu intruduced me tew, an teh thyme yew bit mai tail and ai screeched so lawd teh neigbors kalled the kops. Jus sayin.
Yah, and ther wuz that uther tyme everywun had too mush nip and ended up singin karaoke and then gittin into fites in te parkin lot down at teh Crazee Horse Tavern. Mayd teh poleec logs that tyme too, ifinkso.
Speshullly when Rocky got a littlol wired and bit teh nyce poleec man. Ifinks teh poleec man kawled heem a mean ol stripey-tayl coon or sumthin similarly nawt so nyce.
And then Charcoal catterwauled an hauled off an bit teh uther poleec man rite on teh nose . . . and ran lyke teh dikkins. Thatz when teh fite bork owt. . . .
An she sed ai had to com hoam RITE NAO!!!
Hmmm…iz basmint cat corruptin teh maskd bandit oar iz teh maskd bandit corruptin teh basmint cat? Onlee dere hayredresser knos fer shure!
Basement Cat is absoluut eebil. Hee cant bee corruptd moar tahn iz rite naow. Hee must bee teh won corruptin teh othar.
awww himz nawt ebil, jus misunnerstuud
tank ewe!!! I’s gots a BC, n she’s gawt no ebil in her! She jest wantz lub, hugz, gooshie fuds, n a gud home!
Deep down insides him, him is good!
Dis iz wut aye wuz wandering.
her sez ai kent sii yu aneemoyr, behbeh….
kent sii yu aneemoyr…
Wun uv dese dais ahm gonna stawp mai lissnin
Gonna rais mai hed up hi.
Wun uv dese dais ahm gonna rais up
mai glissnin wings an fli
Ai kan nawt tell wich animule is owtside and wich is inside!
Ifn’ teh kitteh is teh one outside, who do u think taked teh picshur? I’ll bet it was another racketycoon.
ohnoes. that means teh racketycoon be on an inside job?
Iz awl uh big racket ennywaiz…
wich wich izz wich … wair ..
— odeerodeer, ai haz a confuzzlement …
Whut about ur mommeh’s frenz, hmm? They is no prizes either. Here’s whut they does:
Always has overdue libarry books
Blow their noses on teh kitchen curtins
Chew their fuds wif their moufs open
Don’t verify hoaxes before forwarding e-mails to everybuddy
E…
Eet teh bery las cookee
Fling yukky stuffs at otter peeps
Gas, dey haz it
H…..
Eet awl teh noms en teh haus
Flie awf teh handul effurree tiym teh kittehz jumpz awp awn dem
Getz tu sitt een teh gud comfee chayr
Hidz teh kitteh tois
I…
Emtee teh trashez onz teh floar
Flie tehr kytz inz teh rayn
Goe tu teh literboks inz teh flowurrbeddy
Holler at teh kittehs “GETZ AWF TEH LAWNZ!!”
I …
Empty garbage at dump instead of taking them to town
Freeload off of relatives
Go dumpster diving and not share
H…
your mama so stupd, she sits on da TV an watches da couch.
Empty der ash trays on da rode
Fry der funny fuds at midnite
Grope the groceries at teh store
H…
Holdz shinees up tu teh lyte
Ignorez yu weh yu meowz
Jumps tu cawnclooshunz
Kisses toads
L…
Liks tehir hankies an wypes yer face
Meddles in stuff tehy no nuffink abowt
Neetens up awl teh stuff in yer rume..whut was perfikly in order ennyway.
O….
Oblivious to others
Puts plastic bottles in teh bin for glass recyclables
Quaffs all ur syllabub
R…
Reads teh mystery novel out loud to kittehs… ending first
Steals teh ice cream for crow
Takes teh lemon pie and does not share wif kittehs
…
Lissens to lowd muscik
Maeks fases in mirror when puttin on maeikup
Needs elebenty payrs of shooes in teh closit
O…
Orderz yoo around
Pikz on yoo awl teh taim
Qweschuns yur moralz
R. . . .
Rades teh frij wen on a dyet
Skreems at yu furr no reeson attall
Takes howers in teh baffroom
V…
Vackyoomz wen yu tryin tu sleep
Warshes yur fabrit teddy bare
Xaminz ebbryfing wut nawt her bidness
Yooses up awl teh TP adn nawt put awn a noo wun
Zoo key knee! Her maeks yu eet it!
adn whut, zakly, izz rong wif elebbenty payrs uv shoobs inz teh klozut??!! Ink wiring myndz wana noe!
Too FYOO???
Noms adn drinkees foar Lolcatburglar’s nawt-sekkund! – ai brot teh teeramisoooooo adn teh sfogliatelle frum teh udder lol, adn wih has teh prosecco adn peech nektar foar Bellinis.
We dans teh tarantellee, oar wud yu ravver sumfing moar sea dayt foar danseng?
I has a scared of spiders, so praps a different danse? kthxshudder
I hazza frayd uv spiderz 2, sew kin we dans 2gevvur?
(I nawt hazza frayd uv SPYDERZ tho — I lieks teh fast-fast-zoom-zoom-carz)
Ha! Race ya!
*jumps in spider, revs engine*
*realizes itz a spider notta spyder*
*faints*
Jee, ifn sumwun stepz onna spyder, dat wood givz uh noo meenin 2 “splortz” car…
O, skyooz mai mannurz…
.
*waves shiny things under LCB’s nose*
.
Dat shood wayk herz up
okidoki – wih du ennee dans yu laik – yu hadded teh nawt-sekkund, soe yu pik.
Couldn’t we all just ride around on Vespas, say “Ciao, bello!” and eet lotsandlots of gelato?
dat sounds purrfect!
*hops on vespa and tries to balance gelato cone*
O gammacat, let meh hep u wif taht *grabs gelato cone an runsawaiwibakwikness*
*annagelatocone*
sownz laik naim foar Italyeen moobie starr – Anna Gelatocone
O mai CC!! This iz so purrrrfekt! Ai’ve AWLwaiz wanted a Vespa – ai still DOO! An to drive around wif a gelatocone saying “Ciao, bello” to awl the guize!
An mai verreee furst ebber car wuz a Fiat Spider convertible! Dark bloo! Pininfarina desine! Hao ai lubbed draiving around in taht car!
Ciao bella!
*waieves merrilee at lolcatburglar*
Ciao bella!!!
*tosses hur a gelatocone*
*appears frum nowears. innersepts teh gelatocone*
Mmmmmmm, is choklit gelato.
*lik lik lik lik lik*
Oh, sowwee LCB. AI lurves teh gelato!!!! Yew wanna gelato? Onlee vairy slytlee yewsed.
No, is ok. U can has. Rly.
*rides off on Vespa to get moar gelato, unused.*
*follows LCB on Vespa*
Ai haz contaynr of choklit gelato in teh freezier at hoem. Yew wants kom to mai haws for gelato, Vespa raysing nd kitteh snorgling?
Does u has a high enough ceiling for
kitteh snorglingVespa racing?Oh yesh yesh yesh. Ai libs in old haws nd seeling is abaowt 18 foots (reel foots, not kitteh foots) hai. Iffin taht nawt gud, mai IRL werk (pleh pleh) lets me manij sum sports senters – tehy has rilly hai seelings, nd lots of rheum.
Oooh! Let’s to this: we’ll Vespa over to everybuddy’s house, pick up all teh kittehs and gelatos then Vespa over to teh biggest sports center u gots and has a marathon Vespa/snorgle/gelatofest!
dansdansjumptwirl! iz i doing it rite?
Oh noes! tarantellee iz teh spiders? dansdansstompsquish ewwww!
(sounds liek sumbodies are throwin a tarantulum everywheres)
izzit BC oar racketycoon iz bad influins? kettle calling BC black, imo.
GMTA cSmall! (see up thred a lil)
heh! oops …
noe oops, iz awsum tew share a braynium wif u mai frend!
well, oks …. but theres really not mustch of it if we’s sharing!
O, hoo needs a brayn! Ai luvs bein a airhed! Hee hee.
pleez nawt tew cawl urseff a airhed!
unles ur warin ur beenie wif teh propellur awn it
den u cahn
Airy fairy ai don cairy!!! La la laaaaaa! brrrrrrrrrrrrr *sownd ov beenie purrpeller revvin up* brrrrrrrrrrr
*watches az AfriCat rizes in teh air an flotes aut ot teh ruum*
Ciao, bello!!
*wabes hello-goobye*
Bye-bye!
Kitteh in picshur much bravr than mai Laney-cat. Mai kitteh tendz to run away from teh udder anymalls. She be a BIG kitteh (17 pounds) and was a big scardy-kitteh at teh V-E-T….got spooked by anudder kitteh who weighed like 6 pounds.
I luvs her lotz, but she be kinda chicken of teh other anymalls. Hoomans she loffs, but not anymalls!
Laney-cat sownds bery smart tew meh, u gotta wach owt fer dose 6 lb kittehs, deys skrappy!
Anom to dat! Mah 6 lb Dusty terrorizes mah 20 lb Spot. Poor Spot.
Test – Ohai miniburger. Can yew play wif mii?
NC! iz dat yew?
ifinkso iz himz ovver twin frankly (himz ovver ovver twin iz shirley)
Frankly, I wuld liek to bii bloo too.
ooh yew iz an purty shade ob bloo
tree bloo goasts
tree bloo goasts
sea hao daze wun
Try changing yor bloo linkee tew teh new style URL
Yeah, wut shii sed.
Liek dis?
Shirley it luks liek wii awr awl wurking again.
nativeca, yew can turn awf yor ghostie mode.
qwite frankly yu iz bloo!
shirley yu kan sea dat!
[holding breath until ghostie mode goez away]
[turning blooerer - goez frum blooerer tew blurple]
yu suer dats an gud idear?….mai mawm alwais iggnoared meh wen ai deed dat
Ohai miniburger. Can yew play wif mii?
Ohai miniburger. Can yew play wif mii?
dere yew iz NC…………….hao mini obs yu iz dere?
iz yu sik?
ar awl pail n faided lukin….
oh noez! iz nc66 a ghostie? an himz haz been reink – rininka- recarnitated – umm, camed bakk az frankly66?
lolcats iz bean hauntid bai nc an hims twinz?
soo sadd – dey kin onlee sai da saim cawmint ………..
butt nawt reepli tu da cheezfrens…….
oh da huge manatee!
et tu mezzomom
wat animul is dat?
rakkeeyoon
It’s a cat.
sorry, i thawt smudgie wuz aksin bout owtsyd aminool…
I was playing teh roll of Catpain Obvious. I’d really rather ride moar on teh Vespa. Let’s go get some gelato!
who is talking to whom?
Wehn ai saw dis LOL, ai wuznt shur wich animaLOL wuz spozd 2 B teh bad wun. Mai kitteh is blak adn, ai kin majin a rakkeekuun mommeh bannish hur, cuz hur iz mi.. mish… mishichee… nawtee sumteimz.
u guyz r silly
are we doing yomama jokes, cuz i could go on forever