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Opin teh fud boks!
hey, anni, hao lawng yur kold last?
Ai aer geddin beddur, but still coff coff coffin! Mai Drtiny cat sed iffn u treet a cawld it lasts 14 days, iffn u ignoar it, it lasts 2 weeks. Bai dat rekkunin, Ai has 4 dais 2 go!
i came down wif sumfin last mundane night, an ai bi coff coff coffin, an has feber an ebereewun say stay home till yoo feels beddur, wal ai owt ob time off, an feel like poo
Best fing is 2 stai in teh warm – iffn u haz a febur, u aer prolee infekshus an best 2 keap it 2 urselb! Hoep u feel beddur sune. Hab sum paracetamol an lossa flooidz.
ooh, datz knot nyse! yoo shulds B stayin in teh bed til yoo is not sew hawt! Git well!
When yu hassa cold, et es teh pleh. May ai offer each uf yu some hawt soup foar noms?
Conga Catz, AP and PB!
(maybee teh kitteh is doin’ teh conga?)
Thx Kitkay!! Anni jus leffed, sew wi hab tu sillybrait wivowt hur!!
Wot wi gots tu eet? Ai hab no Tim Tams todai. Aifink Nennepus adn Minimimsmum eeted tehm awl!
Ai hab hawt cawfee nd tee wiv choklit ripple caek foar awl.
ooh, sawnds gud!
*helpz selff 2 kake*
*poors selff sum playne soy milch*
Ai mist teh Tim Tams, i gess–naught bin hear so muchly lately.
ai hass sum lefted ober Tai Green Kurry…is teh delish! Iz relly guod fore teh sinuses, aifinkso. I bin habbing sinus pleh, (mostly hedache and low febers–99.5-100.3) the past tin daze. wins ai gitz infekshun it hangs awn 4 EBBER! prolly becuz ob teh stoopy lupey! (SLE).
* Haz a symfonni fur kk’s sinus *
*lissens 2 teh symfonni*
*breeves it N2 my sinuses*
well, ai gots 2 go 2 beds agin, now. meddy-sin is making mii sleepy ZZZzzzzzzzzz
Pb signuls tu konducta kitteh to hush teh awkestra ….
Iz Spring fwum Vivaldi Fore Seezuns * Iz spring ober heer *
*narrows eyes*
wut?!?! hassint the delivery kangamaroos frum Coles in dandenong delivured the tim tams an cherry ripes i ordured last weekweekweek?!?
Ifinkso, it wuz a rooz !!
Wringz up Coles in Dandy adn getz tehm tu delibber sum ant-e-rinklol kreem tu Nenne in Ozlow! *Yesh, leeta size plzthx!!*
Yoo just HAD to say it, dint yoo???
Yep !!
Ai wuz waytin 4 Sumbuddee tu!
fede mi. fede mi, pllllzzzzz
Ebenin/mornin PB!
Ohai Anni adn wilcom tu yor yuzuel spawt !!11!!
Thx! U can haz it 2morro – Ai wull be awn a trane bai dis tiem goin 2 see mai baby sistur (she’z 56!)
Isle bi heer, thx!
* narroez ize at teh compitishun * 
Tumorro foar mi, ai wull bi minding mai dad. Heez 92, butt(!) himz brayn iz moar alurt tahn mien !!
Iz baby sistur a cheezpeep?
Noe, she duzn’t unnerstan it. But she iz nawt a kitteh-purrsun.
ai haz an “awwww” at anni’s bebbeh sistur!
Ai wuz 14 wen her wuz borned – an peepl thort she wuz mai babbeh!
Haz seen gurrls pushin teh kerrige wif bebbeh, an Hoeped gurrl wuz syster.
Dough nawt verree sure uv dat.
Puddi iz pooshing awai teh hunga.
Konduckta Kitteh iz praktessing wivowt himz baton.
“Open Sez-a-Me!”
“Parsewurd invalled! An emayo haz bin sended tu yew”
* Ohai DtCC *
guten Morgan, Daisy, yoo shure R pritty in pink dis morga!
kitteh has bedder balans tahn mii.
ai falls daon.
Jussed liek “Ring o Ring uv Pozies”. * Hai tu yu mm *
ohai ohai, pb, ai misst yu when ai misst werk. ai nawt miss werk like ai miss cheezfrenz. all kleer?
It wuz kwite kwiet on teh week, week, weke-end nd WP wuz borked tu, butt(!) did notiss yer absynthe !!
Awww. kitteh aks for noms lke doggie … kitteh iz smartz az doggie … go kitteh go.
ooo, mebbe other kitteh is smartz, other kitteh sitz and ai betcha he still gets noms.
Him’s lettin teh uvver wun do awl teh werk!
Yeah, dum doggies do werk fur hoomans, but smrtz kitteh makes hoomans do werk, dis kitteh iz smartz cuz he makes kitteh and hooman do werk … ai admir hims.
thats not begging he’s worshiping the box of feedz
i likes how teh fridgerator stands tall an silent like an ansheient monolithic altar
wii awl fawl dawn
.. if wii awl haz teh blak plaig (wurs tahn oink flu)
yeah, inkluding Oh du lieber Augustin!
(my comint wuz a posted 2 post unner yer “ring around teh Rosie”
(ai lernt teh lubbly Vee-N-ees volksawng “O du Lieber Augustin” minny, minny yrs ago. It’s sew pritty, and ai specially lykes it win teh vee-N-ah koirboiz sings it…so sweet. Onlee later ai fawnd out that teh sawng is about the Bubonic Plague…
Yoo meen this wun!! Ai’ve known it sinse ai wuz littlol, but ai dint noe it wuz Austrian – an ai DINT noe it wuz about teh plague!!! Until nao!!
LOL!! ICHC iz indeed SOOOO edumacayshunal!!
Volkslied aus Wien
Refrain:
Ach, du lieber Augustin,
Augustin, Augustin,
Ach, du lieber Augustin,
Alles ist hin!
1. Geld ist hin, Mädl ist hin,
Alles ist hin, Augustin!
Ach, du lieber Augustin,
Alles ist hin!
Refrain:
2. Rock ist weg, Stock ist weg,
Augustin liegt im Dreck.
Ach, du lieber Augustin,
Alles ist hin!
Refrain:
3. Und selbst das reiche Wien,
Hin ist’s wie Augustin;
Weint mit mir im gleichen Sinn,
Alles ist hin!
Refrain:
4. Jeder Tag war ein Fest,
Jetzt haben wir die Pest!
Nur ein großes Leichenfest,
Das ist der Rest.
Refrain:
5. Augustin, Augustin,
Leg’ nur ins Grab dich hin!
Ach, du lieber Augustin,
Alles ist hin!
tr. Frank, 1999
Refrain:
O, my dear friend Augustin
Augustin, Augustin,
O, my dear friend Augustin,
I just can’t win!
1. Money’s gone, girlfriend’s gone,
I just can’t win, Augustin!
O, my dear friend Augustin,
I just can’t win!
Refrain:
2. Coat is gone, staff is gone,
Augustin’s on his bum.
O, my dear friend Augustin,
I just can’t win!
Refrain:
3. Even that rich town Wien,
Broke is like Augustin;
Shed tears with thoughts akin,
I just can’t win!
Refrain:
4. Every day was a fest,
Now we just have the pest!
Now all the corpses rest,
That is the rest.
Refrain:
5. Augustin, Augustin,
Lay down in your coffin!
O, my dear friend Augustin,
I just can’t win!
The more we get together,
Together, together,
The more we get together,
The happier we’ll be;
For your friends are my friends
And my friends are your friends,
The more we get together,
The happier we’ll be.
*Haz a wow fur teh happy (??) sawng !! *
Izzit troo, teh frenz taht haz teh playg tugevva, stik tugevva?
LOL!!! Ai dont noe!
*imajinez playghee frenz “stikking togedder*
Ai think teh “EEWWWW” faktor there iz grate!!
Teh larst bit uv teh sawng iz teh familyar. Haz it bean plagiarized?
Wudn’t surprize me a bit. Itz bin around fur a VERREEE long taim – an we used to sing it – tho nawt all ov the verses.
*oops. Ai wuz maiking play on plague nd playgerize…*
This song originated in Vienna during the Plague period of 1678-1679. Legend has it that one evening, Augustin hoisted one too many and decided on a nap half way home. The morning corpse patrol threw his body on the cart with the other corpses and took him away. Fortunately Augustin awoke in the nick of time, to the horror of the mortician. In no time at all, the rumor spread far and wide that wine was not only a cure but also a great prophylactic for the plague.
Taht shood bee ritted awn wine bottlols, aifinkso.
“Tihs wien kan bee yuuzd az a proph.. proffil .. wat u sed!!”
Well – AI dint akshoolee say it! Itz just waht ai luked up.
Ai nust say, tho – teh Ingerlish translayshun iz a littlol – LOOSE!
“Alles is hin” duzzn’t meen “I just can’t win.” – but teh translaytor prolly cudn’t find enething rite.
It reelee meens – “Everything is gone” or “Everything is over.”
“Alles kaputt” meenz Alice did it !!
i think a lot is lost when translators try too hard to make it rhyme–i’d rather get the actual meaning!
& to know if the wine worked as a prophylactic, you’d need to know how long augustin survived *after* he woke up in a pile of plague-ridden corpses….
Aw whuts a kyoot smart kitteh!
I dunno. The white kitteh seems to have kept his sense of dig-knee-tea. An will prolably still get teh noms!
Ya buts dis-netty kitteh nots gets a LOLvid! Nao Dancen’ Kitteh cn sai “Hah hah I’s a LOLkitteh!”
Tiem fur mai eggsersize! Bai fur naow!
Hab a gud walk !!
Dance, Monkey boy, dance
Ai wuld jes liek to tell ebberywun……Littlol Jack has arrived!!!!!! Mai nawt-brudder has delivered him at 4:30 AM Denver tiem dis mornin!
Nao ai can try to sleep, but ai hassa so beeg happee, ai may nawt be able to go to sleepies rite nao! *shrugs*
Conga Relations tu yu nd tu yor fambily. Njoi being Unclol Jeremy !!!
congratulations to you and your nawt brudder’s famblee!
Gives the kittehs some fud. That waz painful to watched.
Daer Ceiling Cat, Geef us daily braed, weef been gud at bossin’ ower hyoomins araound. Maek dat braed, chikin and tuna, liek sanwich pleez. No veggemetables.
This reminds me of those golden waving cats at chinatown :3
Maneki Neko! It’s one of those Beconing cats from Japan! And if you listen, i think the tv in the background is speaking japanese! LOL
Maneki Neko <— Wiki it!
mornun, cheezpeeps! ai bii wurken frum hoym tudae, soe ai ken sii teh cheezLOLs (noe ken doe een awffeis). bawt manee ehpoyntmenz tudae, tu.
Ohai Catena !!
Sew, yew workd tu werk todai…??
stagguhd, moyr lyk. aiz NAWT eh mornun peep.
* Ai karnt halp maiselb *
OIC! Yew iz wurkin stagguhd howrz! * runsawaywifakwikness *
datz ufny! awlsoe tru. ai traffulz lawtz, adn wurkz frum hoym weerd ourz, tu.
someone needs to tell that kitteh Jedi mind tricks don’ work on fridgez.
It ar rite tehre! Rite tehre! Teh fuds! Rite tehre!
White cat: Frank, I hope you’re aware that you’re an embarassment to all cats everywhere.
That’s what I’m saying, he’s acting like a silly little dog. I’m disgusted and I am not even a cat.
Nawt sekkund!
… Nor first LOL
Invisible bicycle pump.
I like the way the white kitteh, is like, ‘Dude, stop degrading yerself’
pore kitteh! kitteh shud nebber ebber haz too beg! beggins fer goggies.
Hehe, looks more like fridge worship than begging to me.
LOL! WHAT is it doing?
I thought he looked like a conductor. o.O
my kitteh does that too!! sometimes he just begs at the air and we have no clue what he wants
Worships the fridge?
u cant start Teh Wave wif onleh tow kittehs
Kinda looks like he is praying; either davening or saying a rosary, not sure which! Oh almighty Kibble Administrator, give us this day our daily noms…
It Reo and Rara from the internetz
standing cat can stand
We’re not worthy!
Waaaai! I didn’t know other kitties did begging! My kitty begs for treats and for lovings.
das kyoot! ai lol et da kunduktur kitteh hee urnz hiz fud.. ubber kitteh haz duh sistum dawnpat an noze wahr iz beztu sitnwayt
awl! Poar kitteh! Give sum fud to de kitteh awlreddy!
omg, its teh NomNom Dance
OMG! mi kitteh duz that tooz!!
Meanwhile in Japan, a cat begs/dances for food!
teh kitteh bowz doun to teh grate 1, teh white kitteh iz plzd.
isn’t it possible that this cat had it’s vocal chords removed? if that’s the case, this is the furthest thing from cute. :/ http://www.hsvma.org/pdf/devocalization-facts.pdf
that would be awful, but i doubt it–the cat’s mouth is closed the whole time, so it doesn’t look like s/he’s trying to meow & can’t. plus s/he doesn’t look distressed at all.
i think he’s worshiping it
Lol, that other cat is lyk, “Don’t beg. It’s pathetic.”