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Thort tranzfurrins?
ay! baktubak nawt sekkunds!
wif ussen traillun behind(!)
Ohai frenz, ai still has eerwurm frum lol t’otter dai…
Bak to Bak
Belleh to Belleh
Ai doan gibbeh dam
Cuz ai stoan ded alreddy….
*sigh*
yeah, dat wuz mai falt!
dere awr wursz wons…chek aowt teh ceiling cat plumba LOL eh few bak! (dey bii ufny, dough!)
Choklit Ripple Caek? Garrintede noe kallooreez !!
Yum! Juss wat Ai need – Ai can at lass tayst fud agane affer a week wen ebbrifink taystid liek awld pot noodlols!
Yool lyk tihs no-bake caek: Choklit Ripple Ressipea
Teh thort uv it maeks me drool, but it wull haz 2 stai a thort – IRL Ai can’t haz fud liek dat, `coz Ai haz diabeetus.
Teh thortz teh tihng! Ai lykz caeks adn bikkies butt(!) ai lurnt nawt tu hab tehm unles itz mai birfdai wen ai haf tu !!
HAF tu?? Yoo HAV tu hav teh caek??
An this iz sad – wai????
But hey!!! Lukkit awl teh peepl!
Annipuss at teh top – Tehn
PoissinBoi
carosue
catena
mary0spockn
Sum w00t w00t w00ts fur teh Five Flying Fingered Fastest Funny FeezFeeeple!
Aww Thnx JCH4K !! Yu sew niec !!
annipuss, ai maided summ bennyays wif teh shugar subbystoot – tehy’r downfred.
thinken alwaiz halps
If ownlee I could yoose dem on me tests….
Tri teh het wiv teh spinnee propella awn tawp. Dat mai halp !!
Yoo meen teh GH(wpoi)!!
Thoz ar in teh TY Boo Teek!! Cweenmj gav mee wun wunz!! Ai sumtaims ware it prowdlee!!!
And sumtymez u wairz it under false pretensez!
Das ok, Janet!! U noez I just kiddifying u!!
Maybee so. . . but yoo ar rite . . .sumtaims!
Laik wehn ebreewun sed “Janet – yoo embedded a YooHooToob thingy.” An ov corse ai did no such thing! Just put in teh link! Ai cudn’t imbed sumthing if it were awl terned down an reddy to hop in!
I haz a thinkin hat…bet nobuddy kin guess whut it iz!
NOT teh GH(wpoi)????
mmmmmmm Ai dont noe!
An nite cap???
Nope!! I sends you a pictshure soons I cans fyind it….
I I’z gonna cosplay as Lucca Ashtear frum Chrono Trigger. duz dat halp?
Ummm….hao I upload piccy frum my ‘puter to heer? It’s nawt allowing me to put da link fur da pyctshure heere….
Awaiting Moderatshun…*sigh* Dis iz exaspurating
REJECTSHUN!!!
*Sigh* ummm….just Goolol “Lucca Ashtear” and look under images. you should see sum piccys uv hur wif hur funni hat. I haz dat hat nao! Mades it wif sum halp frum mi friend, Danke.
I need wun of those!
kitteh tinkz ‘iz tyem tu fede mii!’
thinking a littlol fuzzy
Sum peepl fink abowt az well az a kitteh’z butt duz!
* PB nodz himz hed *
I think, there fore Iams
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Ai’m pink dere4 Ai’m spam.
I’m Popeye dere4 ai yam wat ai yam
doent bii spammun teh LOLz!
Kthxbai
Hee hee hee!
full 0 win!
an awsum!!
darlin♪ eazi does it. don t droup mi..
Joe could not understand his sudden desire for tuna…..and furniture shredding.
Oh I see what you did thar.
Wen yur duen jobb
Teh sewpahviza kitteh
Maykz suyr yur hedz down
ooh! Ooh! a hy koo!
iz tat Joe the Plummer? (wood explayn why he need thinking cat.)
:snerk:
:snikr:
Ohai JanetCH4K!
OHAI AfriCat!!
Did yoo see mee yesterday – oar wuzzit teh day befoar – hard to tell when yur going eest – wehn ai floated ober yur haus in cweenmj’s bubblol?
Ai waived and waived – but ai wuzn’t shur if taht wuz yoo!!
Wair did u kum tu erf at??? Oar am u still floting??
Aim still floating – but ai’m ober Cheezland nao! Maybee itz MEEE the kitteh iz looking at???
Shud ai com down nao?? Do ai just pull out this plug???
Oooo! Hoo had teh peeple-catchee-fingy last?!?! LCB!!!! Wear ar yu?!?!?!
*runz tu git the peeplol catchy fing*
OK!!! Ifinso, just pulling it a liddlol bit!!
*gibs teh plug a littlol tug*
*BEEG roar ov wind rushing in*
Oar out!
hard to tell – awl skwished up against teh flore laik this!!
Oar izzit teh ceeling?
*Runz bak adn forf unner Janet wif deh peeplol catchy fing*
I hopez i kin b in deh rite spot at deh rite time!
Ifinso shii b heer! *lukkingz up* No, mebbee heer!! Oar heer!!!
*Janet kumz fawlling down and bowncez on deh peeplol catchy fing!!
*up, up, up shii goez!!
Ann daon daon ai com!!
Whoooo HOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*ffffffffffllllllloooooooooooooooppppppppppPPP*
Ohai!
*stands up awn sumwaht shakee leggs*
Thankz fur teh gud ketch!
Hao do YOO com daon so jentlee ebree taim????
But taht wuz a grate trip! Next taim, we cud maek up a partee an awl go! Ai saw SOOO menee peeple – Tidmum an SJ, gibbocat an paul an ambercat an annipuss an paws4thot an Nennepus an minimimsmum an Upfi an Fnark an moe. . . mai arm gotted tyred frum awl teh waiving!
Glad u hadded deh gud trip!! Iz fun tu biziting ebbreewun!
Well – it wuz moastlee just waiving.
We shud go wehn we can stop in. AfriCat wud hav to com akross sum border, tho – cuz we can’t get into where he iz!
Sadlee noe, butt (!) wear did yu lands? Eet kan bii purrrtee danjermous heer in teh eest, yu know?
PS- See downfred fur an otter messaje!
Splort warnin
dreamingofkittens.com/2009/09/25/precious-sleepers/
Oops, this might be better
http://dreamingofkittens.com/2009/09/25/precious-sleepers/
Oh- too cute!
Luks laik thinkin kat izz hasin a commpurrsayshun wif CC …adn teh hoomin is communin wif teh skreandore … taiks awl kyndz … *roalz iize adn sighses*
Lukz like deh kitteh iz reeding deh catshun!
Cake anyone?!?
Ooooh!! Teh Rayne Bow Caek! Luks so yummylishus wif awl that buddercreem froasting!
hmm – lemming buttercream
I’m trying to find an occasion to try it out – sillybrayting the remodulling of our kitchen wud be anna propreeat occashun
Deer JCH4K, fanks sooo much fur teh Feerce an Roarin Gerbill Dans yesturday! Dat wus mai nawt sekkund nawt sekkund (shared wiv Amber) eber! Teh Gerbils wur tooo kewt! Fanks agin.
{{{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}}}} Yoo ar verree welcom!! No Nawt Sekkond Nawt Sekkond shud go undanssed for!
Ai thot tehy luked speshullee cyoot wehn DaveCanHasDrTinycat putted teh Viking Helments awn them! Added a lot to teh feerseness!
ofangyubertmeowtch! *nomnomnomnom … itz deelolshus!* Pweese tu has a bennyay – adn teh shaykurr haz shugar subbsystoot inn itz.
Ohai! ai tukked teh Friedegg awf – jsut bkawz ai kud *snerk – izz nais tu bih teh bawss – rank hath itz privviledgezz adn awl taht* – adn tehn hadded puterprobz wenn ai gawt inn – figgurz. NEwai – ai brot beignets (bennyays??!!) furr snakkin – maided tehm wif shugar subbystoot. Gavver rownd adn ENNCHOI!!
Yoo maed these yurself? An wif shugar subbystoot?? PURRRRFEKT!! Cuz tehn annipuss can hav them!
An ai sorta need teh subbystoot rite nao, too!
*nibblol nibblol nibblol* Hmmmmmmmm deelishus!! Thankz!!
itz gettyng cloas tu teh hollydaze wenn dair wyl bih SOE menny nommilolishus fings tu eet taht wil has teh reelyreel shugar, soe ai fawt taht itz myt bih a ghud idee tu mayk sumfink wif teh aretee … arrtyfish … teh fayk kynda shugar naow.
BenYayz!!!! Fankeez muchlee!!! soundz like a nommilishus way tu starting deh day!
No, no, silleh hoomin – teh storee is abowt teh Cat IN teh Hat, nawt teh Cat ON teh Hat.
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
jusst wawnt bettah luukz beeg rowndz
Shynee Deevyssez
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
crayvz Shynee Deevyssez. Nawtz
knoez wye, butz hurz duz!
Beeg Gye maykz soopurbz
purch 4 cataloggeeng awll
feengz Kitteh wawntz
Beeg Gye nawtz seemz 2
myndz, so Strypee Kitteh mayz
jusst keepz himz arowndz!
Jack.
Kitteh’s Choyce!
Ohai and gud mornin’ ebrybuddy! I wunts to send owt a spechul thanks to da cheespeeps who reskued me last nite:
cweenmj
pj
catena
4piont5K
Griffyn
onions and petunias
Cassidy
Mary0spockin, aaaaandd
Janet
{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}
I slept very well last nite knoing dat I had yu guys by mi side.
{{{{{{chocochick87}}}}}}}
I glad tu heer dat u slept well. I had deh wurrying bowt u.
Ohai, chocochick
Chekkz ‘Insawm~nee~a’
Lol frum lasst nyte. Ah leevd a
Hye~koo juss 4 U!
Gladdz U habdz a gud
nytez sleep. Cheezpeepz awllwayz luukz
owtz 4 eetch uddurr
Hoapz U habz a grayt
day. Lawtz ubz feengz 2 duz wen
U habz frendz arowndz
Jack.
{{{{{Jack}}}}}}
I goes to check INSOMNIA LOL nao.
Chocochick, haow is ur mama? She iz otay noaw, ai hoap?
She be on Loritab- a powerful payne killur. But she still hurts a lawt, ebun when she’s awn it.She went to see a specailist today…ai hope it helps.
Ai suddenly thinked of Fiddler on teh Roof for a minit – got a pikshur in mah hed of some guies all lined up dansin carefully wif catz on der hats.
*snork*
That’s Tiddles on teh Roof, no?
“Catmatscher, Catmatscher,
Maik mih a matsch!
Fynd a kitteh, foar mih tudae!” ….
So long as itz NOT Piddler on teh Roof!
After submitting a elebentyzillion captions I finally got one on the first page. wooot wooot. Purrrrrs.
Iz likes tanx all meh kitteh frends whoz supported meh eforts. Dey allz new eh hadz it in meh (or on meh). Dey alweyz tellz meh iz fulls of it.
Conga rats, KKH!!!!!11! Oar if tehy on awn dere dai off, conga jerbills!!!
Conga rodints! Dat’s berry eggciting.
Haha I love it, this is such a cute picture.
Picture purrfect!
This is Kitteh & Hooman Industries, ma’am
We’re here to look at the barometer
It’ll cost 28 cheezburgers, one cola and two large fries
Thank u, nice to do business.
Most tractor caps only *say* CAT on dem, not *haz* cat on dem.