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But Ai still wanna eet it
Me too – dat luuks nommilishus.
fud…beeutifull fud…
fud…gloribus fud….
simpli awsum!
mae ai haff sum moyr pleis?
use sashimi to hypnotize kitteh, like watch on chain for hoomins!
Oliver!!! FTW!!! Dis is a kittehs mantra afinkso!
“Food, glorious food!
What wouldn’t we give for
That extra bit more –
That’s all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Fabulous food”
yesh! et cud hab bean ritten
foreby kittehsawl kittehs fink ob demselfs az pore liddle starbin oarfins……..eben da floofy wuns
dere. nao yu kno whut dey wer tinking
xD
fud! bunderbul fud! gloribuuuuuuus fuuuuuuuud!
Ai had a litelee smoaked sammun fillit fur mai dinnur yestidai – it wuz berry nommabul!
Purrrrrfekshun!
Yes u am!!
I has found NEMO!
An him’s berry taystee!
ONOES!! Pleez nzwt tu eet Nemo – ai wil has teh nyt mairz!!
Okay – Not noms Nemo while you watch.
** turns away suspiciously **
WANT!!!
♪♫Salmon chanted evening
U will nom some Nova♪♫
U will nom yur troo lub
And then sum toooona too…
As strainj as it sownds…
knok knok?
hao’s dere?
Sam adn Janut.
Sam adn Janut hao?
♪♫ Sam adn Janut effneen!
Well, let them in! They was sposed to bring teh salmons!
*wislols & klaps klapity klaps*
mai nawt sekond trai at teh embiddin a bideo an an an twerks!!
Ai’m heer wif teh salmon.
Where shud ai put it??
Ai got smoked salmon, an fresh salmon feelays, an . . smoked salmon!
Ai’ll just but it down heer. Teh feelays will need to bee cuked, tho!
Thx, Janet!
Now, where is Sash wif teh samimi? I mean, where is Sam wif teh sahsimi?
Salmon Dave iz teh sole mann …izz awl splainded downfred sumwair.
But… but… he was sposed to arrive wif Janet! O noes!!1! I hope they is not havening a brakeup.
*wrings hands*
*dunno whose hands they is*
ai cas has creemcheez?
yoo kan keep teh bagels, thxbutnothx
izz gud awn krakurz alsotu!
ai CAN has creemcheez … taht’s whut ai getz foar typeetypee tu fazt! mai fynglerz noe kan kipz upz wif teh brayn, aifinkso.
ai do dat lots!!! ai finks ai typses sumfin and ai looks bak an it all ober da plaes!!!i finks my fingerz has a mynd ob der oan….. :S
iz ok, arownd heer we’z pretty gud at figyuring owt wut yoo meend. tehr iz no rong spellings, just sum speelings more creatib tahn ovvers!
ai izz BERI kreeaytub, tehn! *ROFLOL at maiselvez!*
…and it’s mine! All mine!
Whoooo! Foar wei nawt-sekkund (nightshayde gawt in twice furr nawt-sekkund!)!! Conga rats shoelaces, wun adn awl!
Thx!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship* Welkum to Cheezland! (Ai wuz on vacayshun, den ai wuz sik — so ai hazzint bin heer muchlee in the past kupplol uv week-week-weeks).
Anni, ns, skwrrlgirrl: would you like a platter of salmon with capers and cream cheese? and some toast points upon which to build nommable bites of wonderfulness? And some champers?
*wheels in the trolley*
There’s enough for all!
Ooh! A feest uv noms!
deh kitteh b a feest gurr dah iiz!!!
kwap!! Furr, i ment Furr, nawt gurr.
It’s a berry awsum foto!
OMCC…. nom nom nom nom!
Iz gud pichur–iz verri hoard tu fotograf a meezer sew taht itz eiis luk blew. Ai haz menny pichurz uv mai kitteh wif red eiis.
*takes bagel n creem cheez wiff capers an mater* You can keep da raw fishee!
*debates whether or not to tell pjp that teh lox is teh smoked, not rawr*
*decides not to, halps self to lox and bagel and creem chease and capers and moar lox*
I nebber had..Is it an akwired taste?
I akwired a taste for it first time I nommed some, way back in teh 19th century when I was a lolkittenbuglar. If u like salmon stakes, u might like teh lox.
U want to get teh Nova Lox, not teh belly lox, though. Teh Nova isn’t as salty. (I rembers that because Nova Scotia starts teh same as notsomuch ssalt.)
Nawt so much salt, wood be a gudfing.
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Um, I meaned way back in teh 1900s, not teh 19th century. That is, of coarse, when my phlonquais was a kidlet.
*pictures liddkitteh burglin fishees in l864*
Aidonutfinkso — izzint weerd oar ennyfing. Itz just nommy. Ai liek it much better den moast baked/roasted/grilled/broiled/poached salmon ai haz tasted.
Is reeeeeleee yukkee – yu woan liek it. Doan wurry dough, cos ai’ll eet urs foar yu. Noe noe, is noe trubbul – ai gladlee maeks dis sakreefys foar yu. Enneewun els ai can maek dis sakreefys foar?? Enneewun???
Remine me when u comes to my party, nicwitch, to gives u a gift certificate for a session wif teh Drama Piggeh at teh Overactors’ Stoodio. U has teh grate potential to rival even teh Drama Piggeh hissownself! *clappity clappity*
*steels some lox while nicewitch is taking a bow*
*puts teh lok awn teh lox, an tyes it wif teh bow ai jus tuk*
Der nao, saef an prittee!
Tankyew, tankyew – ai’d liek tu fanking awl teh Littol Peepuls, mai muvver hoo awlwaes bleevd in mii, mai fird cuzzin twys-remoovd hoo wuz meen tu mii wen wii wuz childruns …. Noes, sawree, noe pikshurs, noe awteegraffs …
*orkestra plays “hurry up and getonwifit” musics*
yummalicious! sounds berry ape-a-tizing
tehr’z stil bennyays leffovurs frum teh uvver lol – ai bringks tehm awlsotu. Donut feal gilltee – nom awae – tehy izz maided fif teh arty fish shul sweeties.
OMCC — that sounds SOOO good. Ai lubs teh bagul & creem cheez & lox & tomaters & capers. Purrrrrrr.
oo fanks, sry to be late… I keep gettin innerupted by WERK! pffft
Oooooooooh…salmon sashimi!
wantwantwantwantwantwantwant
luks lik bait *never has tried before* want et cookd, plzthnx!
Wif Lemming and dill! plzthnx.
izz smoaked sammin – nawt raw-r. beriberi nommilishus!
U iz byootifull tu, kitteh.
Ai haz alwaiz hed much admureshun fur des Siameez kittehs.
Ai iz Siameez, ifz ewe pleez!
Ai iz Siameez, ifz ewe dun pleez!
My girl kitteh is a Snowshoe/Meezer mix. Does that make her a sneezer?
She has teh pritty sealpoint colors and teh blue eyes but luckily she doesnot has teh meezer meow.
Wotchu gots against teh meezer meow, huh? Mmmmmmrrrrrrreeeeeeooooooowwwwwww!!!
Oh, donot get me rong. Teh meezer meow is a feast for teh ears, a reggaler symphony. They should make it mandatory for use as telaphone ringtones, car honkifiers and all alarum clocks everywhare. It’s just that… that… um…
*points*
Whut’s that in teh road? A head?
*runsawayfast*
No, izza meezer in HEET!
*runawaitoo*
AIIIIIIEEEEEE!1!!
*runsawayfaster*
Ohmigunnesss, dis a BERRY bu’ful meeser!
WANT!
dem skwirrlz and otturz nawt enuff furr u??
Nawt enuf! (Doe berry kyoot!)
Want awl da nanimal bebbehs inna whirld!
Fanks.
shrimp makes me worry
who brings teh ice cream for crow
crow is bringin it
nom nom nom
Salmon Dave -
“I’m a sole mann …”
*fayspaw*
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to JD, Milocmirror, Padmelupin, Lori2870 an Meowmeowy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, lushus red velvit cakes, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filld wif yoyos taht wissle “i’m a sole man” wen teh yoyo (thx italiana for teh inspirayshun!!), ittybitty sekirt diarees wif sekrit decoder mood rings an pens wif disapeering ink, kandee, an sparkly fishee stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor dreems come troo!
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Fank ewe, burfday fairy! Ewe awwaiz mek mai dai! Hoo-ray fur de burfdai peepz!
ooh, ai has teh happee tu bih ay bull tu hewp wif teh partee!! ai hoap ebree buddie hoo haz teh burfday haz a wunnur foal dae!
Happee Burfdae JD, Milocmirror, Padmelupin, Lori2870 an Meowmeowy – ai nawt tink ai’s met yu awl, butt ai hoeps yur burfdaes bees happee wuns!
Nawt liek myne, wut toadlee sukkt cosNebbur mynd. Tankyew, Burfdae Faeree.*taeks ittybitty sekrit dyree an riets doawn awl teh Payn an Suffrin in hur lief, startin wif dis past Caturday, teh twennee-siksf, wut wuz teh Last Burfdae Seh Wud Ebber Has …*
*runnin owt ob spayse, taeks sekkund ittybitty sekrit dyree an cawntinyoos*
*wunners hao lawng seh can milk dis foar*
*kiips rietin*
Oh nicewitch, ai
laffs atfeels ur payne!! Adn you WILL coming to LCB’s partee, rite? RITE?!?*poeks NW repeatedlee so seh will say yes just to make 4.5 stop*
Hay!!
Oww!!
Stawpdat!!!!
OK ..OK …OK!!11!! Ai’ll coming!! Ai’ll comming!!
Sheesh – yu trys foar teh liddol gilt-indoosing pathos, an awl dees poyntee poekurs cums owt – sheesh agin, ai sez.
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williboi
howledseengs yu an sawngooooooh!! epic happeh for teh kitteh!
if you could eat my salmon
what a tale my torts could tell….
jus laik a hoal tym Moby,
‘bowt a elf hoo wuz fishin well
I don’t no wear ye wen rong, but da salmon’s gone an u juss nawt get it back!
Wenn yu reech teh partz wair teh fisheez comm,
Teh tooney wud bih nom …
Oooooo – ai jus lubs dat Gourd Awn Lietfool! Sing smoar!!
but fur now lol, where’s my meal?
mmmmmm….. salmon……
mmmmmmmm. . . barnacles. . . . .
U wanna nom barnaclols? Ai `spoze dey aer crunchee!
Hooz taht nokkin atz mai doar?
Hooz taht nokkin atz mai doar?
Hooz taht nokkin atz mai doar?
kwoath teh fayr yung made inn.
Tizz mih, tizz mih,
Frum oh burr teh see
sedd Barnaklol Billz Teh Saylolor
They barnacles of which u speak, is they teh nawty barnacles?
iff teh barnaklols izz steemed, tehy has teh angree, noe?
All foe, Barnaklol Billz kan bee beriberi nawtee, inn deedz, deep endink awn teh verrshun yu heerz!
Doug Clark adn teh H-Ns vershzun maybee?
Good nite cheezeland!
So long – and thanks for all the fish!!!
nite nenne……doan furget yur towu!l
o.O
glad you reemynded me – I almoast left urf without it!!!
butt (!!) I diddunt flannick…
I can has fishee? I has a hongree.
Burminn Kitteh feenz
Nom Nomz awn Stikkz amz luvvlee
and fassinnayteeng!
Nom Nomz awn Stikkz beez
elleeguntz andz so tempteeng
ryte b4 hurz ieez
Feeshee Nom Nomz casstz
itz spellz eezilee. Kitteh
watchezz mezzmurr~ieezd
Jack.
MACK NIFISINT! OOOOOOOOHHH!!!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM IN HEBEN!!!
goo nitez awl yu lolverlee kittehs adn cheezpeeps! ai haz klowsded mai aww fiss foar teh nyt – tym tu goze HOAM!! ai wil seez awl yur brite adn OOH! SHINEY!! fayses tu moro dae!
Nite Nitey, Italiana! {{{{{Italiana}}}}} Sweet dreems! Hedbonks & purrs! Ai gawta goes hoem too!
I can haz it naow?
Blue Steel! It’s…. Beautiful!!
It really is beautiful! But, is it the kitty or the fish who is beautiful?
For me, kitty is not beautiful, but magnificent! The cutest!
Sooshee! Yum!
Who has the wasaby soss an ryce?
Lox of Love!
@@@@@
Oar is teh lox ob lub when yoo gets ur hares cutted adn donates tehm to peeps wif teh pleh cancer?
it… it IZ beautiful!
super duper funny!
OMGZ!!! how mai (other) kitteh get in pic?!!?
ai tink ai maek same face at sashimi *drool*
l’amor!
Dis kitteh haz butehful eyez
Gross…SUSHI