If you hold it like this
If you hold it like this you can hear the desert.
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Soon he will be mah dessert.
congarats bubby!
due yu relli fink kitteh wil eet dat fing?
ack…bleech….ptooie….
hmmm…….taists lyke…
chiken!
conga rats tu carosue an nightshade tu
kthx
bai
williboi kneads reedin glazzes
Psst: u wuz rite deh nawt sekkund tyme!
OOOOO!! Bubbyscranky!! u haz deh sew low tawp spot. iz dat an oxy moe ron??
Kum on u ratz!!!! git ur hineez owt heer and dans!!!
*Deh ratz kumz owt uf deh rat howse
*adn git intu liyon.
Deh ratz haz ben tu Vaygus!!
Gud costumez, guise!!!
Dey b wairing deh fevvered heddressez and berry liddlol else!!
Woot!!! U b lukking sharp tuday Ratz!!!
Now, DANS!!!!
Conga, conga, KONG-GA!!!!
I can has request? Conga rats do chorus line?
Maybe da CanCan?
Depends awn whut is in the can fur the ratz!
Wii haz a tired. Wii wuz chaysing chikkuns awl weekend
“Ratz awn vacayshun”
I gib it a try!!
*Ratz putz on deh Can-Can owtfitz
*wif deh frilly skurtz adn rufflee nikkurz
*Krankingz deh Viktrola
*Putz on deh Can-Can muzik
.
c’mon guise!! everbuddee git ur hi-kikz reddee!!
♪♫
Daaaaa-daaaa-dum-dum-dum-dum-daaa-daaa!!!
Kik adn step adn kik adn step and kik and step
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!1!!!!
*Shakez deh skurtz and Kikz sum moar!!
♪♫
Awl deh gurllz in Paris Frans
Lub tu dew deh Can Can Dans
Kik dhere legz up in deh airz
Shake, shake, shake dehr Dairy Airz!!
♪♫
Not to be confuse’d with the London derryair.
*snerk*
*Shakez shwimp dairy airz fur Mary0
an sum complainin!
Ohigh, CS!
dis kitteh luks prezakitally lyke my Dr. Virjay kitteh. Luks like hymn is listening 2 lizzard harts. Iz juss taking vital sines, aifinkso.
ai gots to go tayke a baff now.( I’ll gibb it bakk winn ai B done.) BFN, cheezfrens!
Teh desert sez “let meh gooooo!”
snerk….
er wussit lets mai peeplols goe?
He is mah fren
ohai, tw!
dis LOL b’minds mii ob a troo storee ob lubb betweens a mammel anda reptyle called, “Owen and Mzee”–a baby hippo naymed Owen and a giant old tortoise naymed Mzee. It happened in Kenya. Baby hippo gotted stranded an wuz reskued an brot 2 a wylde lyfe sankchewary, an hii insisted on B-frending teh old, old reptile. Mzee kept walking away, butt finely gibbed up and dey became BFF’s. Yoo can gits teh book frum ammy-zone–has lots ob fotos, tew. I lubbs dis storee…it’s trooly ammy-amazing!
I’d prefer da tiramisu fer dessart.
Congeicolations, Bubbscranky, on yer solo nawt second!
I will hug him adn skweez him adn kawl him Jorj
GMTA, my leej!
hims nawt vewy fwuffy
Nawt convenshunelly cyoote eveer.
Mebbe hims purrs reel nice? Or mebbe jus taystes liek chikin of da desert?
Mebbe him hazza “nice purrsanality”
?
“son-kisst kitteh wants lizzuds dat tayst good, naught lizzirds wiff good tayste!”
:snerk:
*waivez ohai tu kitkay!!
Snaykee Feeng wiff leggz
duz nawtz moob wiff a kwikkness
oarz clymbz t3h Curtinnz
Snaykee Feeng wiff leggz
habz poyntee endz awnz himz bakk dat
canz coambz Kitteh’s fur
Snaykee Feeng wiff leggz
duz nawtz sleepz wen Kitteh duz,
so Kitteh habz a toy!
Jack.
my kitteh kumo lubs teh snaky fings wif legs, tehy iz himz favrit toys until tehy stops mooving an arnt any fun any more… (liddle wild wuns, not pet wuns)
Ai wil luvs him an skweez him an callz him George!
GMTA!!!
kumo catched wun not qwite taht big wunse, sumhow it jumped owt ob himz mouf into teh swimmy pool. i reskyood it wif teh fishing-fings-owt-ob-teh-pool-long-handled-net. i felt sorry for it paddling rownd in teh pool tehn it kind ob wented vertikal wif its hed up owt ob teh water, plus not wanted drownded lizurd in teh pool, plus kumo luked liek him wuz going to jump in after it. i putted it in teh sun an it warmed up an r-u-n-n-o-f-t.
O brother where art thou!!!!!!! U is awesum lunarmommy!
izza lizzard baptizzam!
a lubly storee. end da moral iz?
get the lizzurd owt of teh pool before it poops. Trust me on dis wun.
poops and/or diez.
Plz to nawt drain da lizzurd in da pool.
Oh Hai, LM… Did Shiro cum home yet?? *crossez finnerz*
*hassa worry*
*crissez finngers, tows an eyez*
I haz a wunder of teh same fing! *crossez legz*
*hands lubsorinjwuns a flannik, just in case*
no, not yet
i haz not gibbed up hope yet, considering taht him iz a bold advenchurer an alwayz wanted to run away frum home. him alwayz wuld ravver eet wut him catched tahn teh krunchy fud i buyed him. i keeps cheking wif teh shelters evree day, an putted owt flyers an dposters, an had homeagin alert teh lokal vets an shelters, an haz gone bushwakking throo teh dezert. ifeel like i haz done evreefing i kan do, teh rest iz up to CC an shiro.
Sum kittehz just lubz tu b owt. Dey duzn’t unnerstand how much wii wurryz wen dey b owt habbing deh venchewerz.
fank yoo, my leej. evree time i start to finkso taht mebbee him iznt coming bakk, sumfing inside me reminds me taht i dont get to deside teh timetable, just becawz him iznt bakk yet duznt meen him iznt coming bakk in himz own gud time.
On a related topic — did Tidmum’s gnu kitteh come home?
last i knowd, him hadnt. mebbee him mite hab goned bakk to himz old territory wher her fownd him.
*sends “go hoam to ur gnu-est Mama” vibes to boaf Shiro & Tidmum’s kitteh*
I can has iguanaburger?
‘pends; whuts ‘ee gwana due wiff it?
I wishn I wuz in Tee-a-wanna
Eetin barbekood igwanna…
Nawt haz tu go awl the way tu Tee-a-wanna. U can haz barbekood igwana in Jamaika.
how bouts in Ekwee-wee-wee-dore eteing penney’s gig?
Ohs noes! Nawt 2 b eteing penney’s gig! Dey is 2 kyoot 2 bees eteing!!1!! Besides, be4s deys be eteing dem in Ekwee-wee-wee-dore, dey dresses teh penney gigs up in teh kostumes! It bees a penney-gig eteing festivlol!!
ewww, dats juss rong!
(ai awlso reeded dat teh peez in Ekweed-weed-weed-doar raizes dem in dare hoams–an lets dem rome around lyke a lyke a, lyke a,,, oh my *shudders*
Iz frum a sawng “Mexican Radio”.
Linkee
hee hee hee, taht wuz alwyz my favrit line!
Ah finks da lizzerd anna kitteh r frens.
Iz troo!
Until kitteh gits a hungree. >:)
kitteh–plz 2 naught B eeting teh reppy-tyles!
itz kold-bludded murdur!
Nawt if U duz it inna sunbeemz!!!
Maybee dat’s Y teh kitteh is “warming teh igwana up”
Teh bus to Tee-a-wanna sole-out sos we ken hav
launch at “Red’s Barbekoo”…speshul tuday
igwanna “a la Mama.” Calm-plee-mints to Red!
haus she googwanna mayke it?
(i naught gwanna!)
Gotta merinate slysed igwanna in a tarantulizing
mix of fresh laim, vetnamease shrimp saus, chapped
habanero pepah, lots mor fresh laim–wait! 2 hours!
igwanna eats all teh saus…add tekeela so igwanna
him nawt feel nuthin…grill genteel heet.
swands gud, CC!
*runs orf luking 4 ingredi…ingreede…stuffs 2 make it wiff*
tah cat a bobadilla
can leezard totatliaa
batah fa togatufgau!!!!!!
{{{cweenmj}}} fanks a latte fer conga ratz “dairy airz”!
*takez deh latte
fank yew, tuu!!
I can heer da Mountains callin mii frum heer!
“When you said you saved $200.00 by switching to GEICO, I thought you meant on insurance… not on cat food.”
:snerk: Oh, Rodney, u so dill!!
My kitties just want to eat our baby snakey thing with legz. Maybe that will change once snakey thing with legz gets bigger and bitez back with his dragon teeth.
I don’t know who is braver the cat or the lizard?
Butt if u hold it lyke DIS it noms ur faice awf! Izza win/win sichooashun!
It sownz liek pokee….
Oh mai starz an garterz!! onceajinx!!
Izzit reelee yoo??
Ai’ve bin wundering fur a long taim hao yoo ar! An where yoo ar!
Itz SOOO nice to see yur nayme heer again! Hoep this meen yoo’r reelee bak!
ai kno…… : by a lizzard fo futchar.
Very funny! I Lke it!
Ahahahahhahha
it is funny
is that a real lizard?
Yes. It’s a bearded dragon.
Thats looks juz likes my kitteh
awwww dis looks, like, exactly like a cat i now lololololololololol
Oh! Is beardie huggz! Vury much cutnis!
What a tame beardie. Mine would scratch that cat to death…
This is so sweet. I have both a cat and a bearded dragon and they have actually become friends. The beardie I had before the current one, Baby, (blame my mom, she kept calling him her little baby and it stuck) was named Payton and the cat just buddied up with him. They, especially, after Payton became ill, laid nose to nose most days with only the tank wall separating them. Most of the time, the cat, Big Guy, wrapped his considerable Maine Coon heat around the smaller plastic tank and was near Payton as much as he could before Pay died. When I got Baby, Big Guy was right there. I could see that he wanted to know the new little guy. I have never let my beardie and cat physically interacty because of the fear of salmonella. I know it’s extremely harmful to humans, but I don’t know aboiut other species. Is it okay for cats?
hehehe when i showed my lizards to my cusins cat it ran away(the cat ran away)
how did the cat even catch the lizard? anyways it was funny