I chase bad fing awai – you kin
I chase bad fing awai – you kin come outs now…
kitteh iz awlwayz der wen u iz skared.
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Ar yu shorr?
O, an SPLORT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up AfriCat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oof! Fankees Anni! Dis wun is jus tuu kewt!
Waht??? No wun iz dansing fur Africat an Ambercat???
(An this stranj taim?? 9:25??? LOL!! Eben trikkee-er!!
Itz SunDay – soooooo – teh Conga Ratz ar having a day off. An itz ateh NINE Littlol Gerblols hoo will dans fur yoo today!
Tehy ar awl waring feerce littlol t.r.o.l.l masques.
They dans out – 5 frum teh left an 4 frum teh rite – stamping their littlol feet. Tehy stamp awn teh beet ov – wun too three STAMP an wehn they stamp, tehy awlso utter feerce ROARS!! (feerce fur a gerblol, eneway.
Wehn they ar in teh middlol, tehy break into threes an form a pinwheel. teh three in teh middlol hold unto each odders paws. Teh others hang awn to teh tayle ov teh wun in frunt of them.
Tehn tehy being to spin a a circlol until eech 2 hangina awn teh teh tayles ar flying thru teh air. Nao they ar awll SCRREEEEMING friteful scrrems!!!
After teh 9th spin, tehy all let go, curl into bawls, an go flying an rolling awl ober the staje.
Tehy tehn awl roll to teh middlol – leep to their feet – teh leeder (teh wun in bloo) leeds off – awl of the others hang on to teh tayle of the wun in frunt of him/hur – an tehy awl stomp awf teh stage – again wif feerce roars.
THE END.
Coffee, tee an awl kinds ov scones an chonklit biscotti ar being served in teh lobby!!
Dass a lubblee pikchoor u haz diskrybed dere!
Dats a berry kompis . . . kompy . . . kompil . . . hard to figger owt dans. I iz sjritching meh hed still. Does dey has viking helments awn? Ai finks dey shud haz viking helments.
*poof*
Yup! Tehy ar waring teh vking hlements!!!
See! Iz waaaay bedder wif jerblols in viking helments. They is waaaaay moar feerser!!!
ROAAAAAAAAR!!!! Ai ar Viking Jerblol!!!!!
I’m in aw!!
an almost splorted from the tinee tinee kyootee gerblol roars!!!
mi tuu! ai imajin demz awlmos az cyoot as diz lil kitteh goin “Rawr” an chasin teh Bad Fing!
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An yay fur Elsa Mama, an AfriCat an Ambercat!
O wheut bootimus korry-o graffy!! Clapity clapity clapity!!
Duz ther bing Erlol Gregg tee fur drinksees? Iz sew gud wid teh choklets bizkotty!!
Thankz!! Wif such cyoot an talented Gerblolz, itz eezee!!
AND there iz AWLWAIZ teh Erlol Gregg tee!!!
Hawt!!
Iz l;ubbly danse. Duznt teh tayles hurt?
Mai dadcat sayd if U pickz up a (gerblol? pinnygig?) by tayle, ice fawl awt.
Bcawse….
Butt nawt wivowt yur CHRG(wdoi)
*runsfruwifakwikness an aboxof CHRG’s*
Ebrybuddee bii careful!!!
Fang Queue 2 bebbeh kitteh furr perkteckshum oz frum teh bad skary fings . . . butt (!) woos gunna pertecking uz frum himz?? O teh terminobolol kwyetz!!
Sekkurittee kitteh iz on teh jawb!
*holdz awn tite…..*
*shut eeyz shut eeyz don luk*
dere bii noe won aroun tu saff mai braynz effen ai weer tu SPLORT!
Ai aer heer, but Ai’d prifurr u nawt 2 splort – it can’t be gud fur teh branez!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Maggsuverhoomun, Shadetree, an palinsc an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! today i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, an teh trol-hed crokay game!! teh wooden balls are paynted to luking liek trol heds, and wen yoo wakk tehm wif the wooden crokay mallets tehy make funny trolly noyzes!! also goody bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, mini etch-a-sketches so yoo kan make cool pikshures!! kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
hapi(cat) burfdae tu yu!
fnks Burfday Fairy! Toodai is purrrrfekt dai for crokay!
Happey berfdays to all of dem!
Wheeeee!
Woot!!1! Dis capshun is bai Elsa_Mama!!!!!1!
Happy Dans Dans Dans – Yay! EM!!!! Elebenty!!!
Hoot! Hoot! HOOT! fur Elsa_Mama!!!!11
Well dun E_M!
@@@@@!!! E_M!!!
Oh mai CC!! WAHT sharp aeiz yoo hav!!
Ai’ll sing then!!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥
♪CONGRATUMALAYSHUNS TO YOO ♫
♫ CONGRATUMALAYSHUNS TO YOO
CONGRATUMALAYSHUNS ♪ DEER Elsa_Mama ♫
♫ CONGRATUMALAYSHUNS TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
ANNA w0ot! W00T!! W0000000000000T!!!
*titens protectibe gear*
*runs off to watch golf hilites*
I hoap teh bebbeh kitteh be tuff enuf to chayse away teh RLS, cuz it seems to be affektin alot of us latelee.
Oh, an NC66 emayoed me an axked me to tell y’all himz havvin trubblol postin rite now. Teh propurr athoriteez has been notifyed, an hoapfulee him be bak wif us agin soon.
**wayvs at NC** I lubs ya, man!
Hoep NC66 gets bakk sune – iz horribublol wen u can’t plai heer.
Awwww . . . tynee kitteh haves a bwave!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .
SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Rattipuss’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, fank yew, but Ah’m nawt shure dat enny ‘mownt ub pertektibness iz gonna halp wif dis lilleh bebbeh. Dis wun mite b CHRG proof!
Yez, iz berry danjerus babeh!
Dis bebbeh kitteh has teh sweetest fez! I not splort but berry bery close.
oh noes – nawt come heer much lately cuz uv RLS (an a chewed thru fone line, thank yu Eval Dival) an wut iz teh nawt sekund fing ai see?? dis bery adorabull (LUBS teh liddlol korneruveye strypies!) an brave bebeh kitteh!!!
finkfinkfink uv howsewerk waitin to be dun…
dats nawt gonna help…..
kerSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up uniquekitty’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh noes! Uniquekitty is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Uniquekitty in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Eva eets phone cords?!?! is she a rodint?!?
Hur wuz spaded a kupplol weeks ago, an wuz confined to Plasticat’s ruum so nawt plai wif otter kittehs til she heeled. hur gotted board, pyuter in Plasticat’s ruum, fur sum reezon Eva chewed thru the fone line to pyuter! guess it wuz bedder that than power cord!!
oh – well, it just goes to show – boredum leeds to mischief – even amung kittehs!!!
o.O
and I see she hassa historee of kawrd tampuring…
calls it hulping out parentleh…
wow – saved 3 times!! duz that meen ai hab 2 eggstra lives naow? Fankies, annipuss, nennepus, an Jeremy!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up uniquekitty’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Wow, nennepus…we hassa tie!! Wanna go get sum cawfee and choose a gift frum teh tybootik?
yess pleese! I’ll have sum rooibush tea – is getting close to bed tyme up heer inda far norf…
Ai fink I’d like to have sum roaring gerblols!
they sound so kyoot…
dat dey do….aifink ai will get a hawt chawklitt…et weel calm mai nerves frum waitin foar mai nawt-brudder to deliver…she is in lawts of pain rite nao, or at least dats whut mai mawn says at last update. Effen ai don’t see yu later, rest well, mai fren.
ooh – noo bebbeh!
painkiller beems are being sendt ober the lantic with wishes that boaf mummeh an bebbeh are doing well!
Bebbeh Pro~tekkturr
Kitteh chayssez awayz t3h Mawnsturr
frum undurrz t3h bed!
Bebbeh Pro~tekkturr
Kitteh awllso keepz Mawnsturrz
owtz ubz t3h Clawzett!
Callee~co Bebbeh
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh juss wawntz
Lubbinz in reeturnz!
Jack.
clappityclappityclappity Jack! anudder wunnermuss poem!
an ai will be more dan happeh to gibs dis liddlol bebeh kaliko LAWTS uv lubs!
YOINK!! an a noo hoem!!
*YOINKS Eva while uniquekitty is nawt lookin*
Bee caerful, PJ Perry – issa Ebal Debal!
Oh, nose, Ebal cannawt be dis cyoot!
Ai doan’t fink u wud get awai wiv dat! We awl noe Eva an wud maek shore dat her wuz bakk wiv Plasticat toot sweet!
HEY!!!! yu kan nawt hab Eva!!! Plasticat be bery upset, an awl her aunties an unkles heer nawt be bery happy wif yu!!!
Eva get off da table; an quit fightin wiff Punkin; an don’t walk on da puter;doijdelf
*Puts Eva back home* *Runsawaywiffaquixnix*
PHEW! ai hazza happy yu bringed hur bakk b4 Plasticat fownd owt!! yu nawt injoi habbing teh Diva ober to plai wif Punkin?
-Turns out, Punkin only lykes hoomin playdates, an specially nawt wiff a young!
sownds liek owr Unique kitteh – hur wuz happy as an ownlee kitteh, den wii bringed hoem Tira, den Eva – at least Tira an Eva hab a gud tyme togedder! (Unique duz plai wif dem sumtymes too, but ushooally hur iz teh spektator!)
Mighty kitteh fites scary things wit the power of Kewtniss
CHRG(wdoi) and HGGs at the ready
this tini kitty is just lik mi butiful sparkle soo cute
omg – do yu hab enny breyns leftid?!?!
I had a kitteh liek that libbing wif me… oh the huge mannatee – wuddint be ablol to utter a koheerunt sentince….
Snikr… Just had to share this – was the ufny
Oh nennepus! ai traid it – an is sez “Content currently unavailabke” oar sumthing laik that.
Can yoo trai again? I LUV things taht ar teh ufny!!
oki – teh ufny – taek tu
is the cartoon for september 13 th… should be on the frunt payje a few moar hrs
Thx Nennepuss *Whispers* Wye aern’t u in bed yet?
*whispurrs back* I’m on may way – teeth brushid – is just shutting the computer down…
Nite nite cheezland!
I’m of tu bed, to listun to the wind howling round the corners of the hotel…
Nite Nenne sleep tite!
Ai wanna se it 2, but Ai `spekt Nennepuss haz gon 2 bed – iz 11.30pm ware she libs!
SQUEEEE!!!
plz SABE ME, bebbeh kitteh!!!!!
heeroh kitteh sabes teh day!
sooooooooooooo.cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awwww. *demi-splorts, runsawaiwifNtenchuntuCnegst LOL*