
INSOMNIA Not good when sleeping is 90% of your day.
taek sum pointerz frum dis kitteh. (ICHC video)
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INSOMNIA Not good when sleeping is 90% of your day.
taek sum pointerz frum dis kitteh. (ICHC video)
Picture by: Hollie Vuncannon Caption by: Dave_Mire via Poster Builder
kitteh shud cownt teh mowsees jumpin obber teh moon
Conga-rats, jk2k an Matt, awn ur ty!
Wud y’all lyk sum “sleepytyme” tee, to halps u to sleeping?
fankees! izza bit eerlee foar teh sleepee tyme… mebbe a nyce glas uv wyne…
Oh Hai, jk2k!! gud tu seeing u heer at deh tawp uv deh heep!!
cant sleep, clown’ll eat me
Eatz moar! Or Cownts teh sheeps
Oh carp, did I fergit to put my toys away?
did ai leev teh eyeron awn?
Did I set da VCR fer Desprate Howswifes?
Did I fix teh cawfee foar teh moarnin?
iz teh fron doyr lokkd?
Did i set da alarm fer 7 in da mornin’ or 7 in da nawt-mornin’?
R awl teh kittehs in?
Wot tiem iz it nao?
Hao mush tiem b4 teh larm goze awf!
Wot tiem iz it nao?
Oh grate, naow ai gotta get up n pee
Need nuther glass uf water.
Ohai, 3km!
Howz ur day goned?
Wuz dat a lolcatburgular i hurd?
Iz it gonna freez?? I dint bringing deh plantz in!!!
Izzit pozed to rayne? Did I put teh car winders up awl teh way?
Y duz deh nay burrz haz peepz kumming and going awl nite?
kitteh is in, sittin on mai chest, waitin for pre-brekfest ( 4:34)
Is dat da tormado siren I hear? Yesh it is. *Goes to hyde undder da bed*
kitteh sleeps wit one eyy opens
Kitteh drinks tew mush koffeh, aifinkso!
Kitteh needz Benadryl?
Jes nawt to gibs it to my brudder. It mayks him beet up Krissmiss tweez!
I have insomnia too, but always helps to take a glass of warm milk
Da shadoez frum da treez r all weerd n makin noyz…needz mai comfurter to hyde undur.
Trees are nice!! Nawt to be beetin up an nawt scarry!
Qwestion: If a shadoe fruma tree makes a weerd noys under da comfurter, can anybuddy see it?
Nuther qwestion: Why does Redd’s brodder hate Crissmiss Treez?
Normalee, him nawt hayts dem.
Wun day, himz allurjees wuz bad, so him tuuk Benadryl.
Dat nite, him wented to bed an wuz still kinda groggy wen him gottid up inna middlol of teh nite to go potty.
Awn teh way bak to bed, him walked too cloas to teh Krissmiss twee an it rubbed himz leg.
Him spinned arown, an onlee seein a shadowee figger, close-lined it! Him haddit awn teh floor, beetin it up befoar him realyzed wut him wuz doin!
datz prettee ufny!
Yah, iz purty hilary-yus!
Now, wii say, “Ifn u tayk teh Benadryl, stay away frum teh Krissmiss tweez”!
hao won teh fiet?
I finkso my brudder wun, butt teh twee surbibed, onlee a littlol werse foar teh ware…
What is Insomnia?
Wen u nawt can sleepin.
To use da medical term: can’t sleepage.
A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.
Oh okay, thanks. The caption makes sense now.
Do you know how I can change my picture? It is kind of ugly. I would like a picture sort of like your PoussiniBoi.
Oh Hai, Chamberz!!
*egg stendz floofy paw uv frenship*
I haz a blog wif halperz fur deh nooobeez bowt avatarz adn uzzer stuffz. plz tu going tu dhe CheezTownCryer adn chek owt deh paig fur avatarz and bloo namez.
Umm, Yu do kno mi kawmentz a joek, ai hoep?
Yore pickkie showz cos yu gotta wp account. Ai onli gott ICHC.
Lissen tu teh Cween adn rede teh Cryer, kthxbai.
Plz to read me a story, kthx?
Nawt sleepee Kitteh
maykkengz planz 4 waykeeng hurz
Hewminz 4 Brekkfusst
Nawt sleepeeng Kitteh
mayz chooz awn Prittee Wun’z hayr
2 maykz hurz getz up
Nawt sleepeeng Kitteh
coodz awllso yooz tryz andz troo
Heddz~Bawnk 2 getz fedd
Jack.
Nawt-sleepeeng kitteh iz nawt sleepeng!
Kepe beddtyem storee!
Ai wantz yu tu tel mii poymz
Sum haikuz frum Jack.
Ohai, D.R. and cateena!
Wunss uppawn a tymez
dayr wuz Ornjee Tukkz Floofee
Kitteh coodz nawtz sleepz
Flooffee Kitteh coodz
playz awwwll dayz lawwwwng andz drybz hurz
Prittee Wunz crayzee
Flooffee Kitteh woodz
tayk teenee~tynee Napz wenz
no wunz amz luukeeng
Den Flooffee Kitteh
woodz Snuggillz hurs Prittee Wun
awll froo~owtz t3h nyte!
Jack.
Awwww…… Schmooooz Jack!
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Tank u. Is teh awesum.
Aww.
I can nawt sleep eyether! Ai feelz restless!
Haz yu tried melatonin? Iz a natural chemical reeleesed in da body in response to low lite. I take sum at nite when I can’t sleep and it noks me rite owt!
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
–Mark Twain
I nawt has gud nite last nite eithur, kitteh. I feel yur payne…
where R Lunarmommy and cweeny? I needs sumbuddy mutur…matter…mutherlee!
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wussa matta???
did sumbuddy
Ated awl ur cookeez?
Borkt ur innertuubz?
Cawlld u meen namez?
Drag ur lawndryz frew deh mud?
E….
barely Escaped wit mi mind intakt
feeling Deranged and skeered
am I sum sort uv Freak?
Gots to make it stop sumhao
Hate it when dis happens…
I has a cunfesshun to make (nobudy laff!)
Jokes hurt mi feelings
Kalled schitzophrenia
Likes to torment me
Make mi terrified to sleep
Need sum halp
Openin up to cheezpeeps
Purhaps dey have sympathy?
Questions R okay
Really need sum halp
Skeered to deth
Tried prayin
Unbelievable payne
Voices in my head
Wait fur me to drop my guard
Xterminate mi hopes
Zzzzing impossibul
Try putting an ear plug or cotton ball in one ear. Humming can also be effective. Hope those suggestions help!
Ohai, chocochick:
Hoaldz Tynee Kitteh
nekktz 2 hurz eer so jentill
purrz canz helpz hurz sleepz
Letz Tynee Kitteh
rubz ober hurz cheek 2 helpz
cawllmmz chawkko daownz
Tynee Kitteh canz
curlz up awn Ur shoaldurr andz
keepz bad feengz away
Jack.
Opunz armz adn
Pullz chocochik87
Quite klose.
Relaxify ur self, deer.
Sumbuddy iz awlwayz heer.
Tell uz ur trubblolz
Und dey will
Vanish in a
Wink!!
X…
*Snifful* Thanks *grabs tissue* crying in frunt of a ‘puter…whut kinda nerd am I?
U deh gud kind!!!
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Wii halpz wen wii kin. But if u haz serious problemz, u shud tawlking tu ur dr.tinycat. Dey haz medsinz dat halping make deh brayniumz werking calmlee and happilyy….. I noez, I takez mai happy pillz ebree moarning.
Yu tew? *snifful* I has a gud Dr. been wif him fur years. Just having problems changing to a new pill, aifinkso
Iz a not berry well kept seakrit……. lotsa peepz heer b on deh happy pillz……
Changing deh pillz iz deh pleh!!!
It was sew pleh it wus making me puke…which made me loos all da rest ub mi pills. Deh I felt even more bad and would puke again…I wuz stuk in dis cycle fur 4 weeks! Den 3 days ago it stopped. And I thawt I wuz safe until da Voice came back…
Ifinso u needz tu tawking tu ur Dr.Tinycat agin. In deh meentime, u stik wif us, wii watch over u!!!
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Fanks *starts bawlin agan*
dere dere sweetee
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*sob* U guys *snifful* R tu nice *hiccup* tew a freak like me
teh tink tu reeliez iz dat wii awl bii frekez won wae awr annuda!
*nodz*
Adn also tath wii R awl mangificent manifestashuns ob teh lubbing lief fors. * nod nod *{{{{{{{chocochick87}}}}}}
*wispers* chocochick, R yoo a chocoholick like mii*
izn’t teh cween teh bestest evah! hur gibs gud adbice…an an an eye hopes ewe git beddur soon!..an sumbuddy is near abowt all ways awayke up in hear if ewe knead tu chat. aifinkso.
Yes 4.5K, I am a chocoholic. But my nickname is actually derived from chocobos, a bird from one of my favorite video games. Dey is like giant chickens and yu ride dem like horses!
Yup, eben if nobuddy haz posityed in kwite a while, dher iz offin lurkerz in deh middlol uv deh nite…. just holler “OhHai” and asking fur halps… sumbuddy neerlly awlwayz anserz…
here is a music video about chocobos. It is in Japanese but dey have Eeenglish subtitiles. It is full of cute and Win!
Fanks ebry buddy. Mi daddeh found mi cryin in frunt of mi laptop and wunted to kno whut wuz goin on. He says I should com watch funni T.V. show w/ da family. I b gon fur a while. Thanks for all the help!!
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Oh yeah! Ai wants to ried a chocobo! Wun ob teh cheezpeepz haz a burd named Ruby tath seh rieds.
{{{{ chocochick }}}} sum of my meds make me nauseated, too … dere’s things you can take, or wear a see-sickness patch behind de eer … if you can’t keep the meds down, dey can’t help you. So, plz, talk to Dr. TinyCat. Ai’m thinking of you.
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Cheezpeeps be sending yu menny beems.
*nods*
eet moar ub yur cukies?
free willie?
get awn yur last nerb?
hide yur faborite toiz?
i….
I hazn’t seeinged u inna wyle Turlol!!
Joyn in deh funz.
Kan nebber haz too menny frenz to play wif
L…..
LOLs abound
Many happi wishes
New cheezfrend!
O…
ohai, chocochick87. i hope thingz get better for you soon, and that yr Dr halps with the meds. come as often as you like- it will probably halp you to feline better.
An ohai chocoochic87.
Ai hoep yoo ar bak heer to reed this.
Yoo prolly dont noe this, but there ar MENNEEE peeple heer wif problims much laik yurs. But awl ov them ar purrrrfektlee WONDERFUL peeple wif grate senses ov hyoomor an they ar awlso verree smart.
Sumwun wuns sed – about being heer – I’ve found mai peepl! I’m hoam!”
And that’s prittee much hao moast ov us feel. So yoo hav com to JUST the rite plaice!
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lol, kitteh iz liek 0_0!
ohaa. funni movie waked up mi..♪ ai lik this !.0_0! 2
ohai! I’z back! Funni sho dinna help at awl….made it wurse actshully.
wuz a detective sho. ppl wuz gettin voodoo dolls in the mail. den dey dy. one ub da gurls dat got one acted so skeeered, just lyke I’z feelin inside. I could barely stand to watch hur
I lukkinged at ur profile and I see dat u b in YewTah!! Wii iz in Brigham City!! Wairbowtz in Yew Taw u iz??
Vernon. is sowth uv Tooele, or about an hour west of Provo, whicheber yu lyke. We should totally get tugethur sumtyme!
I b living in a motor home…. wii iz on ower way souf fur deh winter… But if u lukking at deh cheezpeepz map, u will seeing dere b uzzer cheezpeepz libbing in Utah.
fank yu, dere is wun in provo! I shall seek hur owt.
kitsuneria iz a gud peep!
den she had to go to da hospitul and it turned owt da paramedic was da murderer! i’z NEBBUR goin to a hospital agin! *shivur*
I b glad u haz fambly tu halping u. {{{CC87}}}}
Is yer daddeh still der wiff you?
no, dey is watchin anudder sho. No mor TV fur me!
Well, we iz still hear! Mai kittteh iz hiden cuz der iza terrible storm. Does nawt llyke. It’s gettin better now. I was hidin fer awihel.
tv sumtimes be teh pleh. i had nightmares when i was kidlet watching gunsmoke and cowboy-shoot-em-outs. Sci fi with cweepy stuff didn’t bother me at all. wot kinda tv shows give you da cweeps?
Arachnid fille’d sci fi
Brady Bunch
Circuses with Clowns
D…
Dark adn stormy nitez
Eennyfing wif blud
Friytning stuffz
G….
Gory fyte senes
Hateful wurds
Icky situations
Junk shows
Kowboy shoot-em-owts
Lustful senes
Mangled bodies
N…
Nasty liddlol bugz
OMCC!!!! dey haz no faisiz!!!
P…..
Nenee reality shows
Oberly groseness
Puka ruka seens
Q…
Quiut sneekie stuffs
Rowdy fites n batlol
Screeemss…
T..
Tasteless shows
Unwarranted biolens, shows wif
Very annoying moosiks, shows wif
W…
Wurms n spydurs n crawlee fings
Xylofone music playd bi bad moosishunz
Yung oar Froyd oar udder pso kalld Pssychologikal types..
Z….
ZzzzZzZzzz, shows dat maek mii
‘K, ai goes to sleep naow. Nitey-nite to alla cheezpeepz. Sending healing beems to awl dat needs dem.
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Gud nite 4.5K!! Schmooo on deh forehed.
*Tukz 4.5K inna floofy blankee.
Zombies
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Insomnia kured…
((((((((((((((((((((((((4.5Kittehs)))))))))))))))))))) Night..
How iz ebrywon heers 2 nite? Ohai Cweenmj! “Bowz 2 Hur Royall HiNess”
Arise, mai gud kitteh!
Ifinso most uv deh peepz b sleeping now.
Fankyoo, sew mush, yoo aar sew grashussss!
yup, Ai finkso 2, n prolly Ai shud do taht myselfs… iz layte n Ai feels owld n tyred…
…cuz Ai IZ owld n tyred..LOL!!!
“Wavs floofie paw, n tayks mi leeve ..bowin owt… ” “g’nyte, my gud Cheezpeeps…. ”
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Gudnite!!! {{LunaKitteh}}
*runsinwifakwikniss*
THREE!!! AIZ GAWT THREE!!!
*runsbakawtwifakwikniss*
Huh??? three wutz???
cookiez?? kin I haz wun??
*eers perk up* cookies?
*sneekees bak in*
*wispurrz*
Ai’z hazzing a adventshur! Mai cween mite noes aboot it… but iz still a seekrit!
*gigglol*
Watch dis spayse!
an adven chewer???
*ponderz* I haz not a clew!!
Ifinso i’da prefurred deh cookies!!!
Iz bowt midnite heer, so I goez tu bed now.
I hopez deh kittyz insomniaz not catching!!
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*floooff floooooff floooooofffff teh pillo*
*taeks crawn off hur hed an slips sawft pillo under hur hed*
*coverz hur up wif a nice dark red cashemeer blankee*
Nite, nite, deer cweenmj!
I’m so enduring this particular type of fail now.
YAY! I finally made it on the ICHC Front page!
Wow! Lots of comments. Can’t read all of them.
90% of ur day, purrhaps, but 1% uv ur nite.