
Upon their return, the Vandermier family learned that an epic battle for the living room had ensued between their cat and the new family dog.
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Donut u wishin u had a survaylins camra!
Congaratshoelaces on teh nawt second, Red! Strange timings of teh LOLs today, we has them, aifinkso! How shall we celebrate??
Wif tekillya, ob coarse. It’s Caturday nite!
I could go fer a margarita! *Brings out a pitcher an some salted glasses* Halpj yerselbs ebryone!
Ai’ll jus tek min straight upz! (Den ai’ll be straight owt *>*)!
Wun tekillya
Too tekillya
Fwee tekillya
FLOAR!
*THUD*
Donut fawl awn Hazel!
lass ai herd, hazul wuz teh wun awn tawp!
Dat’s fien, den.
aktshully, dat’s me. I’z temporarily replacin Hazel until furthr notice. (see last LOL) I hopes I is not tew heavy!
Hmm, in LOLcat form, I’z littul blak kitteh. (Chic. Goes wif ebryting!) So maybe I’z nawt sew hevy?
Meezer is on top ob da sichuashun.
Oopsy! Ai didn’t notice there was a tie! Congrats to PJP adn Red both!
Kitteh cam.
I nawt seein goggie, so I’d say teh kitteh wun.
Ohai, Redd, you feelin bedder today?
Ohai, pj!
I’m feline alrite, I gess. No hawt/cold momints, so dat’s gud.
I nappifyed awn teh cowch a liddlol bit dis afturnoon. Wuz teh nyse.
U shud see teh otter giie!
Are’nt pannyhose extinct?
Az far az I’m consurned, yesh dey iz!
Dey iz teh ebil inkarnit.
It seems, dis kitteh has killt off da lass pare.
YAY!!!!
Tee Hee — I didnt eben rekugnize doez finks!!! EbilEbilEbil finks dey iz. Gud kitteh killin da panteehoze
Dey haz wun gud use. deyz vebi warm wen you go plai inna snow unner youz udder stuff (cubberawls, flanal jeenz, loungjon unnerwear, loung slebbed teashurt, beeg fuzzie shweetrz, stockinkapz an matchin mittuns an skarf set). *sigh* Iz sew much ezyer tew drezz ina summah. *SIGH*
Ohai awl, ai has being away fur a wile — bad cayse uv RLS.
Ai has tu saying dat ai lieks teh panny hoze. No panny lions, no bayer foots in teh ledder shoos, an sum help wif teh middlol-age spredd dat we awl gets. Butt (!) dey do bee hot in teh summer, dat’s fur shure!
Ohai Cassidy!! Iz gud to seeing yoo!
Ohai, 4.5K, Cassidy, op_sMama, and all u othur cheezpeeps! Ai has had a lawng missing ov u becuz ov teh nastee RLS. Is gud tu bee bakk.
*kumz running wif deh hurd uv elolefantz feetz*
KAYKITTEH!!!
sry…. dint meen tu nokking u down….
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Fanks fur teh welkum!
*Gentul hedbonks*
Purr-purr-purr!
ifinkso teh kitteh yoosed tehm az a cattapult to lawnch teh goggie owt ob teh premises.
See, dey nawt ebil; you juss hasta put dem to good use.
Methinks teh kitteh haz posiblee savd hugemanitee wif de killins of de pannyhose. Deys nawt good fur kitteh mommies sanitee. Anyting dat tempurmental is creatshun of BC. (Srsly. You need fresh manycure teh getz dem on wifout a run.)
OMCC!! Has tofucita bin in mai hous? Up until a few week week weeks ago, dere wuz a cowch upended against teh pianoh, adn a meezer oar calicoh exploring teh top/insides ob it!
U has caliko?!?!?
Did I knowing dis?
TOADALEE OT: Duz ennebuddy heer noes howsplants? Ai has inherited wun and duzn’t noes wot it is. It has lots ob hairy, purplol-spotted stems rising frum teh center. Teh leeves are darkish green wif purplol veins adn edjes, moar oar less ovate. No flours yet. Dere’s a pixor on mai facebuk profiel. Fankees!
Izzit a purplol peeplol eeter?!?
I fergit da name, butt (!!) I finx it lykes a lotta sun, an gets prettier an purpler frum it. Afrcan violet?
Hrrmmmm… *wonders wonders wonderz* *finks finks finks*
I hab foughted and foughted and foughted … butt I kin nawt figure owt whut wood bee a post dat wood be On Topiz … sew how kin wun bee OT???
Oh — an donut nose whut dat plantee iz cawled effer …
Heehee! Aifinkso you’r rite, E_M! Speshalee on teh weekendz, this is a Topic-Free Zone, yesh! Pretti much everithing is Relevant To Our Interests. Oar nawt. Wii learn many new things, thusly.
Ifn it iz purplol peeplol eetur, den ur onlee in trubblol ifn ur a purplol peeplol!
Ai can’t see yur facebuk profiel, 4.5k. Can you post teh pixor on the “pics” in your ICHC profile page?
Shur! Ai trai.
Dun!
Thanks! Nifty weird lookin plant! Ai’m clueless as to what it is yet, but will check Mrs. Lungdoc’s books at home ASAP adn get back to you.
Jade?
Nope, nawt Jade.
Butt mai dotter bot a finger jaed recentlee – bery kool!
Heer’s a pixor: h ttp://kellysnotsogreenthumb.blogspot.com/2008/02/finger-jade-crassula-cultivar-gollum.html
Ai donot rekonize it, but you could take a leef to the nursery and see if they can identify it for you.
It luks liek a kynd ov Begonia to me…
Yepperz!! Eets a REX begonia… Dey nawt hab flours — onlee purty leefs. Der bee lots of types of Rex Beegonias. You kin make noo wund berry eezee – jest stik a leef inna da durt and ewet week maekify noo roots
yesh – beegonia – I lurvs dem beegonias – hear’s a linkee that luks kinda lyke eet… (I’ll prolly bee modurayted fur this): ht tp://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gardensoyvey.com/catalog/images/strawberry_begonia.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gardensoyvey.com/catalog/index.php%3FcPath%3D1_34&usg=__3Y9bHSS9JliiZn70ZbjK9sAthZc=&h=648&w=864&sz=193&hl=en&start=8&sig2=-WaBdClWq0nPszhiPd9ieA&um=1&tbnid=aSzfPmzjr_V0BM:&tbnh=109&tbnw=145&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSaxifraga%2Bstolonifera%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7TSHA_en%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1&ei=676-StajLYOh8AaCxpxi
anuzzer plaiz tu seeing deh Rex Begonias dey b inneresting and deh leevez kum in awl kullerz and shapez !!!
Yoo guys R teh BEST!!! Iz a Rex begonia; teh type is “Millie Thompson”. Ai sawr a pixor adn it luks just liek mai plant! Naow ai can takes care ob it properlee. {{{{{{{{Cheezpeeps}}}}}}
Nun uv uz noez ebbreefing, but between us awl, wii iz purty darn smartz, ifinso!!!!
My Cween – dat bee ah ossum linkee – a Murican Begonia Sosseyetee – whu knu? ( my faboryte rite naow is Dragon Wing – aifinkso)
Is a ‘eyelash begonia’ nawt a rex. Will flour ivenchoolee, butt deys sorta insipid pink. Treet liek teh abrikan biolits.
WP is being weirder yet today aifinkso. If I click the “Lolcats” or “Home” tab, it takes me back to the LOL before this one, and this one doesn’t show on the front page–unless I open the comments view of that previous LOL–and then this one is available to be jumped to!!?! Aagh!
yoose gotz ta lubs teh tek-naw-luh-gee! izza pleh, heh
*tikklolz jk2k*
u haz emayo.
Ohai, ebberywun!! Sowree I haz nawt been hear dis week….ai wuz feeling nawt-well awl week, and haz been spendin mush tiem in teh beds wif soop and hawt chawklit! Et was nummy, butt(!) ai missed mai cheezfrens. Mai Jewel is spending mush moar tiem unner teh couch nao, butt(!) she has nawt come up to meh to cuddlol or snuglol. Ai is nawt too worried. Jes moar tiem foar her.
also, mai nawt-brudder is almost ready to haz her litlol boi. He culd come out any tiem nao! I hassa beeg excited foar him!!
Glad dat u r feline bettah and concatshoelaces on ur nefew!
Ohai Jeremy! Ai haz a sawry 2 hear u nawt feelin so great. U needs anudder shoulder rubs? Gigglols! Gib Jewel teh pets 4 me and gud luck 2 ur about-to-grow family!
Ai cant get close enuf to gib Jewel anyfing, yet….but ai will keep tryin! Teh wurst(yumm!) uf teh feelin pleh is finished, aifinkso! Ai maeked a crockpot uf chikin and dumplins todai befoar wurk so ai culd haz sum hawt fud when ai got hoam, and ai just finished adding teh dumplins!! Ai will hassa nom in *counts awn finers* wun, tu, free…..thirty minutes frum nao: Chikin, dumplins, hawt chawklit, and Mountain Dew foar a chaser. MMMMM!!!
You make chicken dumplins an Jewel nawt com out fer dat? Does she hab a bad past?
Ai don’t kno……her kitteh mama said dat she culd nawt afford to keep Jewel and 3 other kittehs…..so ai tuked Jewel foar meh!! Jewel wuz luved much, aifinkso, and once she wants tu come owt foar meh, ai will snuglol and cuddlol her foarebber and elebenty!!!
I’z sure yu will make a gud kitteh daddeh. Just gib hur tyme…Kittehs lyke tu do tings der own way
Mai Punkin does NAWT want to be pict up. No holds. Juss walks back an forf makin biscuts an shakin tale fethers. Wants luv, butt only on hers terms. An sqwweekin. “mik mik mik”
Exactully whut I ment. My Fluffy hates bein pickt up, tu. And he will climb on my lap wether I want him dere or nawt XD “I nawt care dere is a book in yur lap. Iz MY lap, and I sits in it whenebur I feels like it!”
Luks lyke ebrybuddys sleepin ‘cept fur PJ. I needs to go to bed tu or I bees sleepin rite though church tumorro! Nitey-nite PJ and cheezpeeps!
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Punkin nawt lykes da lap. Juss wanz da pettinz. Shezza beeg fraidy cat. An shees nebber been outside or owta my site. Her mom hadda bad past (stray, an beeten up, an noked up) butt, lobs da lob an snorgles. It makes no sens.
Makes noe cents. Hmmmm. Yup izza kat fur shure.
well i sure don’t get it
Ninite, chc87!
Since da kitteh gots pantyhose in hyme claws, I has tu wondr wat kinda battle it wuz.
A feers baddol fer shur.
Mebbe teh goggy wus in drag?
Ohai AfriCat! How’s things on your side of teh world?
Ohai Lungdoc! Jus grrreat fanks. Jus wish dis summer wud end, its still hawt hawt hawt! An hao ar yu doin?
Fine here too. Starting to cool down a little–pretty pleasant time of year in New Mexico now. **Sends cooling thoughts** I’ll bet rhsb would be pleased to send you some of the Kentucky rain too! Have a happy week!
the world wars of house pets never cease.
iz hawt hear two….. alwaz seams ta happen when da skool starts….
I haz seben chickiez naow alawng wif eberfing elsz….. chickiez no likz da heat. deh makz liddlo durt nestz n fluffz awt ta stayz kool.
Milo kitteh no mindz da heat…. himz sleepin on da ‘ditioner vent….
I wuz wondern if uder kittehz iz as badli spoilieded as MiMi- him getz whippy cream eber night at bed tyme. n ifin u makz a karamel la tee, himz getz da lefober karamel steama milk…. I figur himz firteen yers yung n shud be loud ta hab whuts himz wants….
momcat
LOL!!! himz berry spoilt indeed!! adn prolly kwite happee, tuu!!!
OMGGGG THE DOG SO WON <3