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Pripaerd fur landin
conga rats awn yur soloen!
nauw yu bii pilot, tu!
Congratz, Anni, it’s good to see you back on the top, wear you belong!
Thx! It’s gud 2 be bakk!
*SNIFF SNIFF* WHAAAAA!!!! PJ donut likee mee!!! Y dooz I nawt beelongz atta ta topz?? Y or Y nawt!!! I hadda funz wif mii furst ebber nawt sekkond twodai…. *sniff sniff sniffle … sssnnnnuuurrrkkkk– wipees nosee on bak ub hand* ewwwww, wear did I puts da han sanateezer????
Oh E_M, Doan’t crie *passis E_M a bokx uv tissyooz* – iz juss dat Ai had losted mai innerchoob connekshun fur a fyoo dais an peepl wer kynd enuff 2 sai dey had mist me. Congratshumalayshuns awn ur nawt sekund nawt sekund! Dat iz berry speshul!
*hans E_M floofie hankee* naow BLOE!
*luuks sydewais at pj*
See wut u did??
*narrows aiis*
*Sniff sniff* Ohhhh…. I seez, I happitalyes dat youiz bak too AnniPuss. I sowwee I wuz oberlee senseeteev … I bean pakkin upz mii haus. I gonna bee moobin too a smallerz haus.
I wanna moob, butt nawt likee da pakkin part. An awl I doin noaw iz pakkin awl da extree stuffz dat goota go afour I kin eben hab enneebuddy luk atit to bye bye eet!!
Ohh I likee dis floofie hankii — I fink aya weel ooze onna da tishoos and keepz dis hankie nicee and snotty fwee!!!
*Gwabz bunchee ub tishoos* BBBbbblllllloooooooo…. Snnnneeerrrkkkkkkk….
Der awl beddar!
Oh,EM!! I”m so sry! I were nawt hear erliar..Congratz to you, too!! Shamwow?
Fankie PJ — Ifinkso awl mii snotty wuz blowed owt … I sowwy I ober reactimated … I jest beein silleh todai!!
You silleh ebreday!
Pakkin 2 moob iz a berry imoshunul fing 2 do – speshullee iffn u haz to let fings go. {{{{{{{{E_M}}}}}}}}}
I nawt deesidin yet wuts to lets goez — I gunna putz stuffs inna storaje and den see wuts weel fits inna da noo haus ….. butt I dooin eberfink awl bai meeselfs — an I haz da tubbol wif da moobeevashuns sumtymes….
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It is always hard letting go.
But remember…’Small things’…
…and Memories are for ever in your heart.
Life gard kitteh, saves anothher one!
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moyr flapz!!!
Butt!!! I dowanna take a baff!
Pleez tew fastin yoor seetbelts.
jumpz awai frmz teh baff no getz teh kitti wet
dont gez mai fur wet!
*Whispers* Stay away frum EM, if you don’t wanna get yer fer wet.
*luks askance at PJ* Iz berry surrprized at you PJ!! You spredin gossup aboot mii???? weeelllll… I gess i hadda beddar makee sur you nawt telllin tails …
*pullz owt souper soaker squirtiie gun, aimz at PJ, and FIREZZZZZ* Taekee dat PJ — nawt yous awll wet!! Tee Hee – gud fink you haz dat Shamwow!!
AUCK!!! I’m melting!!! *Shakes all da wet off onto EM* *Hands her da Shamwow*
Ermmm…. PK — Ifinkso sum ub dis wet iz meltified you!!! Sew I best bee gibbin it awl bak to yous sew you nawt loose eenyfink important —
*skweezes da wet ShamWow ober ta topz of PK’s hed … and hopes da melty stuffs dat wuz PK saokz bak inta da rite plasez*
Snot important…juss BRANEZ!
Prejectile kitteh iz projectillin!!
az long az him not porjektile horks…
Naw — he jest projecttillin heemslef!!
*whispers- hey LM you steel hab sum orzo inna yer eer frum dat fud divin inseedint eerleer todai*
Fud divin’? Where wuz I? Musta been asleep. I hadsta tak a nap today…so I missed out on teh new LOLs.
Dey awl caem in a fyoo howerz affer a lawng gap!
*Goes to review previous LOLs*
LM dibed inta a loberly “orzo salud wif grilld chikun, arteechoik hartz, sundryd tumaetoez adn garlickee dressun” dat Cateena maided …
I can totalllllly understand THAT!
*licks lips* is dere any left?
ifnkso ders sum orza onna LM eerz ..
*licks/grooms LM’s eerz*
Dere! Nao yu is cleen and I’z satisfied!
You iz eezee ta satisfy CC87 — berry lo manetenance ifinkso …
** Swaps CC87 for Hazel **
…let see what happens….
…I eetid it awl
Munchies? I has dem
Fanx for supper Catena
Ohai – OT – my big Maine Coon floofy cat, Bear (a.k.a. “chunky monkey”) had his annual v-e-t visit today – and he’s down to 21 pounds from 25. He’s almost svelte … at least for him. I haz a happytayle bowt this … the diet has paid off.
YEA!!! Free cheerz furr Bear!!! Ifinkso hee needz a noo nickki naem — howz aboot .. hmmmmm….
A skinnee munkey …
Bearly There munkee…
Cee throo munkee
Dunky Munkee…
E…
fanks for the free cheers, EM!
Yer weelcumz!! Iz berry hards ta getz da aminols to loose da waitz!! Mii Lady Janee Springy Spaniel needz ta loose sum waits – an iz berry berry hardz!!
She nawt bee as Springee az shee useta beez
Conga rats to yu and Bear! Shall we danse in celubratshun?
Yay! Let’s dans! More exercise … more pounds lost!
Ethereal monkee
Famished monkee
Glad monkee
Hongree monkee
I …
Invisibul Munkee
*twirl*
Just not chunky NEmore munkee
*leap*
Kinda see-throo munkee
*hip shake*
Lovely-lookin munkee
*belleh sliiiiiiide!*
dansin and doing the alfabet at the same time?! I hazza impressed! Bery nice.
Y tank yu! It’s amazin hao much cewl stuff a kitteh/purson can do while in Cheezland!
Minyoot Munkeh
Nine sizes smaller Munkeh
OMG!! Whare Munkeh go Munkeh?
P….
Purfecktly helthee munkee
Quantity less munkee
Ravishing munkee
Shapely munkee
T…
Teeny tinee Munkee
Unnerwear Model Monkee
Very beeuteemus Munkee
Wonder Munkee
X…
X ray the skeleten Munkeh
Yoo is snorgalishus an fien as yoo ar Munkeh
Z is for Munkeh wen him has dun dietin Munkeh…Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wow! Clappity clappity for all the alfabet-ers! You did grate!
how menny kareez inna mous?
iz grasshopperz a proteen, oar a veggabllol??
*snort* must ask kitteh deititian. Only he knos
Grassyhoppers bee da proteen Ifinkso… Mii kittehs eet da beeg crickees — dey lubber deb berry muchlee!!!
42!
All of the above!
Wow O_o Yu R smrt! Hao yu knos all dis?
maybee I’m rong … maybee answer is “Mt. McKinley!” ???
It’s always France.
No, it’s 42 Ifinkso. Bcuz 42 is da anser to life, da univers, and EBRYTING! so it must be rite…rite?
Yup.
….speshully peach 
An Pi R skware.
It R round sumtymes, butt (heehee) it r nootrishuss an deelishuss whutevar shaype it am
If a peach pi r skware, itsa cobbler.
*Droooooooooooooooooooooool*……
cobbler=WIN!!! can I eats it?
Wiv custard????????????????? Plz?????????
*dies an goes to hevvin *…….
I fouhted you wuz awl sateesfied wif da orzo you likked offa LM eeerz???? Ohhhh… Mae bee naw you reedee furr da desert!!
…I hazza hongreee… O.O ….;)
…I wud cell mah sole to BC for Peechy Cobbler ..O.O….
Margaret Mead
Dansing burns alotta kalorees.
Kat..
We a skinnehkat..
adn we dansdansdans
adn we dansdansdans…
**Red comes thro, draggin lumber an powur-toolz**
Bildin an ark….bbl….
Hay der Red — ahhh, hmmmm… dooz you nose sumfink wii donout knoz? Didja get message frum da CC dat wee shud nose about????
I knoes nuffin
I finkso it be raingin just a bit in the southern US of A this week…I got three inches of rain in a 45 minute period this morning!
I’m ready for fall!! 
Raingin?!?!??!
My dyslexia, let me show you it!! HEhe…I think I meant “raining”…
Iz u in Georgia, PT?
I saw teh Virjinya Tek feet-bawl gaym awn tee-vee an it wuz POARIN DOWN!
I’m reddy foar a gud hard freez – to kill teh skeeturz. Dey been eetin me alibe!
OOh ooh! Kan wii brings owr kittehs, two bai two, for a ride on teh ark yur bildin? *plash plash*
Wii needz ark heer in KY cuz its been raynin awf an awn foar a week week week an wii be teh wadder-loggded!
I nawt gud swimmur, so I figgered an ark be my best opshun.
Wish wii could work owt a littlol trans-continental swap. Here in NM is a littlol too dry most of teh timez. (Though this past coupla weekz have been nice, wif some rainz to settle teh dust adn cool off teh afternoon–almost feels like autumn should, aifinkso!) Annywai, Ai hopez teh waterz bii stayin owt of your basement, if teh new place has one. Wet basements, Do Not Want. (No basements out here.)
Nope, I nawt has a basemint, altho I wish I had wun. (I’m a beeg storm chikkin an will wish I had wun wen teh tornaders threatin.)
Nawt lawng ago, I wuz hollerin abowt how wii needed sum rayne, an boi oh boi did wii get it!
Maebee wii kin awl halps you too bild dis ark!! Kin I bee incharj ub da sawin? I likee ta see fings!!
*taps chin and wunders* Wut weel an ark bilted bye a commeetee un cwazy Kat peeps luk likee??? Prolly hab lots ub hi plases ta clim and plases ta pouncepounepounce frum …
An lotsa winders to luuk owt!
Hey, kool! Aifinkso Ai gots a couple of cubits of gopher-wood arownd teh garadj somewhere, adn maybe a firkin of pitch. Who’s got a nice roomy back-yard we kan borrow, hmm?? Adn maybe an adz?
Iz STSCat comin’ into Edwards wif dubble sonic booms. Ai heers dem.
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blahahahahaha so fnny