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There’s a hare in my food.
i fink u haz a bit of backhare 2.
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wutz eet doin?
Congrats, catena!
adn yu tu! (yu tipud moyr!)
Yep, shud hab splitted it in 2 commints!
Yay! Anni’s back.
Whut’s rong wif hur frunt that U cheer fur hur baksied?
* haz a confused*
U hazn’t seed mai foto?
Ai hurd ewe waz bitten! ! ! An loosed ur intertoobz! ! ! Whee-ough! Ewe lead wun exersiting lif, anni. Eberyting bak tew nurmal nao?
At teh momint, thx! Ai mite looz innerchoobs agane tho. Ai fink dere iz sumfing rong wiv teh elektrik string bitwean me an teh fone pole!
o.O. string!1! *batt batt att string*
wunder why Annipuss’s eletrik donna wurk? hmmmm
*batt batt att string*
Doan’t showt – dey wull awl want wun
tu sieydz awf teh saym joyk!
is hii doing teh bakstroak?
Waiter! Ders a soop in my fly!
Wayter…Cud u du sumting bout tis?
Da bunneh is da fud.
Noe!!! bunnehz awr frens, nawt fud!
Tastes lyke chickems
hauw du chikemz tayst?
lyk rabbit!
(wif mout)
How do you feel?
Wif mai pinkee toez
*tik lolz WRrz pinkee toez*
Cootchee coootche coooo!!!!
ah cain’t…….court orders.
I thot it was teh medication….
thaaat would depend upon what is used to accomplish the “feel”-ing. naow don’t it.
U needz mai recipe fur stuffed hare, kitteh?
MAWM!
an spawted bunneh nommin mai fuds!
yeah eye deed
Mawm! Maek it stop nommin mai fuds! Iz mine! Mawm!
n i tawt it was bad when goggie was in da fud
At leest rabbits doan’t drool!
Oooh…dere bii tu kittehs dere!
Hmmm…dunno…might be both halves of the same kitteh…transporter accident!
I think he’s rascally, though!
Or should it be Wascally?!??!
Woot! Woot! wascalli wabbit!
LOL! teh luk on teh poor kittehs fayce!
*snorlges kittehs an provides nommee treets*
him so sad… wunderz wai u let deh bunneh in dhe howse in deh nawt-sekkund plais.
wotz hii gunnah du? nibbul mai nomz?
Plz to put Spot back in himz cage. kthxbii
*AHEM*
Your tenshuns plz.
I had been
dragged inaxed to make an announsemint by GP hoo apparently thinks I am his phlonquai or somethin.ANYWAYS>>>>>
Plz to NAWT forget, that a “week week week” from Mundane, on Oct 5th, there will be anotter GP© extravanza: A Burger Misery, er, I mean, Mistery!!! Special for LCB’s birfday, Kthxbethere!!
At teh 6 am cheeztime lol…
12 pm EST
5 pm TTI time
you can figger out teh rest!
Ai iz skeered.
Takes deh rest
… napz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sharky1 an AngelBreaux an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, fizzyfrooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, and goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liek up wen tehy bownse, boblolhed bebbeh bunbun toyz, bunny slippers to keeping yor feets comfy an cozy, kandee, an fuzzy bunneh stikkers wif googly eyes an floofy tayls!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Fankeez BF!!! i awlwayz makez deh bestest goody bagz!!!
*takez a pees uv carrit cake tu nomming and bunbun slippurz tu wairingz.
Bunneh slippurz? WANT!! Oooh, carrot cake!!!!
* eyes carrit caek wib a hongry *
muss… control… self…
muss… nawt… nom… hole… caek…
*Gibs teh GP teh carrit caek uf hiz verry own *
Here U can nom dis hole caek.
* sniff sniff *
* dybes in hed nawt sekkund *
OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
U fink maybe ai shuld haz cuuked teh caek nawt sekkund?
* lukks up wib caek meex awl ober whiskurs *
huh? whut? taystes gud tu me!!!
OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Sum caek taysts beddur b4 it’s cukked!
Piggeh!!
Why did I has to make teh announsemint if you is HERE??
pfft
lousylazeepiggehcantkeepupwithhizzonstuffs
* hedbats skwirrl *
“ai wheel pai yu fur lukking affer teh skwirrls” yu sed
“dey wheel ownlee bii at teh safareh park fur a week” yu sed
“ai wheel feed dem EBBERY dai” yu sed
Yu has tu paying yur debts sumhao! * narrows eyes *
* applies extra creem, freshlee churned*
U axed for teh skwirrls to keep an eye on things while u was on
vacationholiday!!And now you owes me….
*gets out calibrator*
elebenty munnies…. and until you pays, the skwirrls stays!!
* lukks up frum cayjun cukkbukk *
Uh huh… otay, ai wheel ‘taek care’ ob dem fur yu… dun yu wurry
*wispers*
what GP does not know is, we has replaced teh regular skwirrls with nuclear skwirrls! let’s see if he
can ‘taek care of them nownotices….Mick? MICK! MEEECK!!! Plz tu go cleen owt teh skwirrls, fankies.
*aside to audiense*
you know how things swell when they get exposes to radiashun….?
swell………..turn red……….blister……..peel……….itch abominably…….so on and so forth.
exactlee.
Mick mite wanna wear a little sunscream.
Ooh! bunbun slippers! Perfekt akk, akk, (sorree, hairbalolo) axesory for ebree okashun! Ai wil bii waring dese to teh Burger Mystury, wif a formal gown, mai purls and mai hidn shotgun!
yoo will luk luvly!!
*schmoo* for my favrit substitoot vakayshun burfday fairy!
I hazza happee!!! On sunnyday, i will b habbing a mini-CheezMeet wif jk2kittehz!! W00t!! w00t!!
kewl!
Ware is this happenin?
In Utah!! neer deh big saltee lake…..
Tehres nuffin rong wif a fyoo grey hares.
Ai lubs dis LOL!!!!!! Berry clebber, aifinkso!
Askooze me, din’t ur Mom teach u how to wait ur turn?
*Climbs out of the gigantic mess of BLahhhhh that is high school* *Looks around* High school is……..BLAHHHHHHHHH. O_O Im a freshman, that’s even worse. I have almost no time for the interwebs anymore….. anyways, I have a proposition. I think its high time to form a CCC rescue hospital, and medical school.
Dat sowns gud 2 meh
yu meens wee wud haz tu goe tu skewwel befour sabin an splort bictim?
haaz sumwun sooed dey CCC? dis bee an owtraig!
nononononononono, Its not bein sued O_O The school would be for Newbies, like Lunarmommy said. And the Hospital would be used for severe cases of splorts
heer iz a tutorilol on splort reskyoo but mebbee it wuld being gud to haz a trayning/refresher seshun evree wunse in a wile, for teh noobies an also for us oldbies hoo duznt do splort reskyoo enuff. (akshully, i had to stop – wunder if teh restraying order iz still in effekt? – cawz i wuz always trying to steel sum good wurking bits ob brayns for myself
)
good lukk wif ohai skool, grantski!!
That iz teh funni, I haz nebber seen it befour.
Hows com bunnee is nommon teh kittehs’ fud aneeways? Bunnees no like toona-flavur kibbul!!
Bunnies liek veggibuls!
Dont they?
neggs awn lyfetiem: Wen bunnehs attakk!
Is Bunnicula?!?!?:shock:
OMCC! ai lurved Bunnicula!!
Bunneh cud be straynj eeting habits….OAR a zombie bunneh! Bwahahahahaha!
ohai KCT!! howz fings wif yoo?
mebbee taht IZ teh bunbun’s fuds, but kitteh finks all teh fuds shuld be himz.
oh, now i seez it iz on a kitteh tray. so must be kitteh fuds. bunbuns fuds wuld be on a bunneh tray.
Ohai! Ennebuddy miss mii?
ohai!!!
(akshuly
i not been arownd az much lately so i not notissed if yoo wuz heer or not. but now taht i finks abowt it… iz nise to seeing yoo agin!)
*bolsoberanoberanoberanober* O Hai! Ware U ben! {{{{4.5kittehs}}}}}}
Ohai!
DK!!
*bites DK’s eer*
Is you back??
I awlwayz missing deh peepz hoo goez on walkabowt….
whair u ben??
wut did u doo???
adn most importintlee:
wut did u bring mii??
Ai brings yoo adbice, mai cween: Bakup, bakup, bakup!
Is lublee to see awl ob yoo! Is lublee to hab a wurking ‘puter again, too! Oh, adn sum adbice: bakup, bakup, bakup!
Leeza: Waol, hoaw cuud yoo bite mai eer if ai wuzn’t heer, silleh sqwirrl? Adn BTW: HEDBAT!!!!!!!1!
**Red comez in, nawt luukin so grate**
Ohai, guies.
I nawt feline so gud. I can has hawt toddee an floofy blankee, plz?
*putz (!!) aowt floofy blankee adn sof sof sof downee pilloez. gathurz kittehs awl aroun tu snuggul awp tu red. maykz eh hawt buttahd rum fur drinkun awp awp awp.*
dere.
Fanks, catena!
I been battlolin dis wutebber it iz awl week an I finkso its startin to win.
**snugglols in2 pillowz, blankees an kittehs**
ah, taht duznt sownd liek teh oinky floo, tehn. teh oinky floo duznt let yoo battle it off, it just drops on yoo like a piyano frum teh sky. hope yoo iz feeling betterer soon!
Drink lawtsa flooids an as mush as u can rest. Plz nawt to get teh swiny floo! Ai will wurree abowt u!
{{rhsb}}
*offurs lublee hawt toddee (wif an eggstra splash), floofy blankit, leeds RHSB to comfy chair and starts fut rubs*
Tell teh nise cheezpeeps whotsamattur
O hai kvnsgrrl! {{{{{{kvnsgrrl}}}}}}
Ohai KCT
{{{KCT}}}
* puts sooperhyuj bubbun slippurs on feetz and starts chasing KCTailkinker, Lunarmommy and Catena arownd to hoapfullee makes RHSB smilol*
burfday fairy haz bunneh slippers up teh thred, heerz sum for yoo.
hope yoo not haz teh oinky floo. but wen my boi had it, him wuznt az sikk az him usully gets wif teh floo, an him gotted better in less tahn a weekweekweek.
O hai, lunarmommy! {{{{{lunarmommy}}}}} Ai nawt goes to see mai fren hoo haz teh basemint kitteh. She reely wants meh to see an mehbe adoptify himz. Ai nawt noes…. Ai gawt a lawt awn mai playte wif jus meh! Mai kittehs seem 2 unnerstan an baer wif meh. Dey getz dere fuds an stuffz an kittee litter bawks dun. Mai fren noes Ai lubs mai kittehs an dey lubs meh.
{{{{rhsb}}}}} Heer. Hab a hawt toddy an lawtsa choklit chip cukies. *raps a floofy blankee arown rhsb* {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} wif lawtsa huggzz!
Fanks, frenz.
Lyk I sed, I been battlolin it awl week. Iz bad enuf to mayk me feel berry pleh, butt nawt enuf foar to staying hoam frum werk.
So, I been goin to werk grumpee an feline lyk carp.
Dere iz a joke in dere sumware, I just nawt got the strenght tu conjure it up!
O hay, guise! Teh display prollem on teh main page (for some) is fixified! U might has to clear ur cache to see. (On firefox, hold down teh Shift key while u click teh “refresh” arrow on teh toolbar)
I finkz kitteh iz bout 2 mak a hare pie.
There’s a food in my food.
HAHAHA Capshun Wyn! 5 Starz!
there’s a fud in my fud.
PLEASE – someone make sure that the sender-inner gets this message –
Don’t let your bunny eat cat food! Our Blackberry loved it too, but it’s too much protein for a rabbit’s kidneys. We lost her earlier than we should have. Sorry to be a buzzkill – the pic and caption are great – but take good care of your bun!
Lolz this is CUTE!