Beam me up Scotty!
Beam me up Scotty!
next tiem tri teh coffee maker.
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before teh goggie gets heer!
HAHA! GMTA!
oar dat skerri lukin fing inna korner behine kitteh
conga rats carosue
datz mahven marshun!
dat an kartoon peep? nebber speeks jus buzzez roun awl angree?
Loonee Tuenz. Hii tawks en eh funnee sounded vois. “Earthlinks mayk mii angree”
Willy means Taz
congrrats carosue
you and catena have great minds 
hey dere! weer yu bene hidun?
been spendin tu much tyme on superpets
adn tryin tu get sum wurk doen 
Hubby mehbeh can has new job though 
ooh…ai has eh hoep fur yu!
him has interbiew tumorrah
dey iz bein krazy ifs dey nawt hires him aifinkso 
{{+beems to Klwu and her hubcat!}}
othx kvnsrrl
hims needs it, wurkins at East Side Mario’s is bein liek wurkins fur Mc D’s an hims reel gud cook, gibs him big sads to maek fuds dat comez owt ub baggies :/
Ai gotz de best toughtz fur yer fambilie. Skweein mai eyez shut tight! Lov an yeah! Lov an yeaah!
Conga Rat Shoelaces!
Ratz beam down and do two-step in red-ensign uniforms
derez tu manee goggies don heer
“SERENITY MEOW”
ai haz sunbeemz
missed it by a minute
but that’s to cute a cat!
Deres no intellijint lyf arown heer…
I wuz gonna say dat…..
ai almos ddi! butt(!) switchd tu goggies.
I hadda GMTA momint wif TEH CWEEN?!?!?!
**faynts**
**unfaynts**
AN CATENA?????
**re-faynts**
tiym fur annuda hawt buttahd rum, aifinkso
an BDM
My heero!
*schmoo*
ohai! hao u iz?
I nawt feline so grate dis week. Been battlolin sum kind of pleh.
I got a kitteh! Didjoo see hur pikshur? Hur naym is Dini, shoart foar Houdini.
A fren of mien sed hur nawt-sekkund naym shud be Harriet.
yesh yesh yesh shii bean beeyooteemaus kitteh! An dat a grate naem 4 hur.
hoaps yew feline beddur sewn, red!
.
is the sowree 2 heer bowt da pleh.
Ai haz had a pleh fur dayz’n'dayz nao. DO NOT WANT. Aifink mah littlol gurl mite be gettin it nao azwell.
Ur Dini iz byootimus, Red — concatshoelaces on bein adoptified by such a purty kitteh!
Fanks, BDM & NS.
Yesh, I iz lucky dat Dini choosed me.
Dis pleh iz enuff to mayk me feel bad, butt nawt enuff to mayk me stay at hoam.
Wors, dere’s no CHEEZBURGERS on dis planit!
Ai spii Mahven Marshun adn himz spaissheep een teh bakgroun…
ai lubs Mahven!
Dere is no intellagent lyfe down heer – just me & goggies…
i’z teh only intellijint fing arownd heer
Yes, u am!
Halp!! Der’s a green fingee creeture an he’s gibbin me a bad look!
Eartlinkz mayk mii engree!!!
Beem mii up, I wanna gow home now!
Butt….u iz hoam!
How u feline tonite, 3km?
Ohai, redd, glad to see you unrefainted.
Ohai, pj!
I nawt feline so grate tonite, so I mite be passin owt erlyur den yooshual, tho.
Ungood.
{{{3km}}}
Wanna tawlk abowt it?
I kan’t rite now.
Alrite, butt u kno how ta get hold of me ifn/wen u wanna.
demmut, Gym….aim eh kitteh, nawt eh dokta!
boenz….boenz…..boenz….
Dis looks lyke my kitteh, stairin at imaginery bugs.
hims so kyoot, ai wunder if scotty wud beems him heer!
Luks laik dis kitteh is jest appreciatin teh naic warm sunneh spot!
aifinkso yu cud beh rite
but hims just luks too kyoot… wai tu kyoot… dat sawft grey furs, teh kyoot stanse hims has… ai jus can’ts halp maiself… I has ta *SPLORT*
ohnoes kerri iz doun!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems wiff lemmin sparklolin wadder
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv helo kiddy onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, kerri. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee?
sawri dat tuk a whyle – da splort wuz kinna hidden
aifinks bebeh iz lukin et an lampe……….
williboi en suzyq due dat. dey praktikly klim inna lampeshaid tu git neer da warmlite
bai fur nao – haz an grate weekend ebribuddy!
bai willy boy and Othx fur teh resku
Theer’s a funi article in the onion today about cats an sunbeams.
Go see it’s on da front page!
Creamsicle!
tanks for teh warnin – Ai hads teh same feelin maiself!
*wraps teh Marbin teh Marshin Duktap rownd an rownd teh CCRG w/doi. Tawks to self – Mus nawt luk at toes whiskurs, mus nawt luk at teh chinny-chinny… wrappity-wrappity wif moar DonalDukTap*
wens yu nawt luk at teh kyoot fur awhil, yu has neow resisdans aifinkso
Ai lub des cheezpeeps!
.. donut lukking at deh kewt eer eezer!!
….. No lukking at deh way deh widdlol furz on deh chest dat goez up and runz intu deh furz dan cumez down!!!
….. Not tu b seeing deh widdlol eyebrow whiskerz!!!
….. No peeking at deh kewt pinkee noez!!!
Ai’m nawt luking.
Ai’m nawt luking.
Ai’m nawt luking.
AAAJIIIIIEEEEEEEEEAIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Luks just laik Barney az a Babyee!!!
*thud*
Oh noes! Is you okay or is splortage imminant? *gets an ice pak for yr head*
srry, can’t stick around. *yaaawwwnnn* ’tis time to catch some Zzzzz’s. See you all twomorro!
Oh noez!!! I wuz watching TV adn did not seeing dis!! Speek tu mii Janet!!!
*patz deh Janet paw*
Janet??
Oh deer, oh deer!! Shiiz just lying dehre!!
*pikz Janet up and puttingz hur on a couch.*
*kubberz hur wif floofy blankee*
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*pullz bublol owt uv pokkit
*expandifyz bublol adn pullingz it rownd Janet
*Janet floatingz up intu deh air
I wunder witch way deh wind iz blowing?
lukz like it b owt uv deh soufwest….
*janet b floting slowlee up adn away
Bai Janet!!!
*While shee sleepingz, Janet b floting ober Cheezland.
*Shii flotingz ober deh sleeping cheezpeepz in VLC.
*Soon Janet will b floting ober deh AtlanTik O’Shun.
I finso shii will make it tu TTI just in tyme fur deh 12am LOL.
And wif a gud tailwind, shii kin be waiving tu Africat on deh 3am LOL!!
Say OhHai tu ebbreewun fur mii!!
*luks up*
Wut teh…hey, dat luks just liek Janet flyin oberhed inna bubblol!
Ai must stawp drinkin earlee in teh mornin…
*Puts up peeple catchy net to snag Janet as she floats by*
*gets strawberry-banana SoBe and snickerdoodles for when she wakes up* Dese should bring up her blud shooger reel quick. But I srsly need to go to sleep nao….
*Tukz chocochick87 in a nice soft blankee
nitey-nite!!!
I nawt tink yew R helping bi describing all teh cyoote to her
Oh goodness…Kitteh does yoga very well..upward kitteh position? I Lurve. <3
Liddill Kitteh tawlkz
2 Muthurr Shipz. Cawmpleetedz
planz 2 rool t3h Urff!
Liddill Kitteh dreemz
ubz beeg, kewl craown 2 fitz awn
spawt Btween himz eerz
Liddill Kitteh coodz
awllso habz t3h awjidduh.
Needz getz rid ubz itz!
Jack.
awjidduh = WIN!
????
pfft… don’t get that wun.. halp plz?
agita (eetalyun wurd mayd eet intu anglush. menes jumpeenuss er aggravashun (litrullee menes hartbuyrn))
cute, but the real quote was “beam us up, Mr. Scott.” they never did say beam me up scotty. I would kno, my dad is hopelessly a total trekkie and complains abuot it all the time
humans. so fallilolble.
*Beams mary0 tu a nawlter nit uni berse.
Bai!!!
*TOS classic transporter sound*
*shimmery visual effex*
ooooooooo shiney! [lcb tries to steal it and gets caught in transporter beam]
*shimmeryshimmeryshimmery*
*transportersoundtransporterso********
Skotty goggie: och! teh bollux’d transporter haz a wee problem again!! I canna leave them in hyperspaze, must bring them back
*fweeeeeeeeee*
*fweeeeeeeeee*
huh?? wut iz dat funnee sownd??
*fwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* teh skweeeling sound of the transporter being reversed with its accompanying harp like sound of re- rescrambling of molecules being re-rescrablol’d*
mc coy is heard muttering about ratzenfratzen stoopy idea of transporters in general and this one in particulol.
Oh. I thot it wuz deh sound uv LCB luuking at deh shiny!!!
noep. LCB shlumps o’er in disappointment because she no can has cheezburger, 0r teh shiny.
meanwhile, in a parralolol uniberse, her duplolcate …
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[video of cat looking suspishosly at greygusshiness in bowl. kitteh tries to "bury" it. depsondant looking human looks all "wot to do, wot to do???"]
voice over: Lester the cat *hates* his fud. What to do???
♪kittehlishus kittehlishus…
da cat’s pajamas
nothing suspishus!
da cat’s meow
they will say WOW…
so chanj da fud…NOW! to
Kittehlishush, Kittehlishus…♪
gibbocat says:
Kittehlishus ♫
Kittehlishus ♫
4 ur kittehz in tehmz dishus!!
noo nawt bleughh flavr Kittelishus gushifudz: abaylabl in awl kwalitee reetayl owtlitz!
bai sum 2 dai!!1 joo noe it maex cents
teh happeh kitteh nawt putz pointee endz in ur leggz!
Kittehlishus ♫
Kittehlishus ♫
Gib ur kittehz wot tehmz wishus!!
‘Reeeeowww’
*mary0spokn and lcb rematerialize*
“fascinating,” mary0spockn, with one eyebrow askance, says.
“where’d the shiny go?” lcb says disappointedly.
~
somewhere in a parrallol, yet opposite, universe a duplicate m0s adn LCB materialolize…
~
to be contimewe’d?
“ooooooooo! shiny everywhere!”exclolaims lcb.
Yesh, indeedy, readers. lcb adn m0s duplolcates can has rematerialize’d in a shiny new place, where the raining monarch is a lovely, thoughtfulz butterfly-like gentlol personage: “Cween Mariposa”, who welolcomes the trabellers with prezzies and …shwimps!!!!!!!!!
*runrunrunrunrun* lcb runs arounaroundarounaroun exhaustink herself looking at teh shiny.
*mrphpmhph* emits m0s whif a mouf full 0 shwimps, which being translolated means: “fascinating”
*harplike dreamy sound*
*time passes*
lcb spends manymanymany happy daze chasing the shiny.
m0s spends manymanymany happy daze eatin shwimps! and flourishing under the care of the sweetpea loving Cween MaryPosa, who grows many varieties in her garden.
*happy classiclol music plays in the background soundtrack as all teh kittehs frolick*
but then, a nebil appeared…
*onimous muzak*
adn now a word from our sponsor…
gibbocat says:
Kittehlishus ♫
Kittehlishus ♫
4 ur kittehz in tehmz dishus!!
noo nawt bleughh flavr Kittelishus gushifudz: abaylabl in awl kwalitee reetayl owtlitz!
bai sum 2 dai!!1 joo noe it maex cents
teh happeh kitteh nawt putz pointee endz in ur leggz!
Kittehlishus ♫
Kittehlishus ♫
Gib ur kittehz wot tehmz wishus!!
‘Reeeeowww’
Wair did u finding dat??? I needz tu putting deh Oh Rijinlol in deh Lore adn Legendz!!!!!
*whispurrs to cweenmj*
~Itz in mai Hoamcoming Parayde~
dat iz hyligh illogikal. If it be da wrong quote, Y so many hoomins sayin it?
Its sort ov liak “Play it again, Sam.” That’s nawt kwite rite, eether!
But ov corse, heer – it duzzn’t maek ene difference!! teh ohnlee thing that matters is that we awl know teh ref – an that teh kitteh is so cyoot!
ooo…. CatsaBlankeez!! I lubz dat moovee!!!
CatsaBlankeez!!! I will neber neber has anover naim fur taht movvee! PURRFICK!
*purrrrrz*
Beem mii up, Skottee – der’s knitpikkurs daown heer.
teh only intellijint fingz down heer aer kittehz
Ah don noe if dis is beem me up oar nawt.
Lukks moer liek da kitteh is receebs a speshul blessink frum heven wif glorees an ebberfing.
Yesh, himz finkin himz cuyte an cuddley an hazza nice life. Schmoo!!!
Ai agree! Hiis lisenin tu choirs ov kitteh-anguls!
spllllloooort!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems wiff lemmin sparklolin wadder
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv helo kiddy onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, pj . Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee?
(fanks tu Willy boy)
eggsalad reskew AfriCat! Iz u stil awn ur hollydays? Ai hoap u iz enjoyin dem!
Ohai Bluesfan!
Noe, sadlee teh hollydays is ober. Butt (!) ai did hav a berry gud rest an lotsa tyme tu bii wiv mai kittehs! 
Oh fanx AC, I did nawt seed dat cummin. De angels, de coruios ob da kitteh angels. *drinx a nice hot cuppa tee* I mm tyred… snoozz. ….nitey nite zzzz!
And streeeeeetch ur bak! Let all the tenshun out! Hold for tew sekinds, then flump on carpit. And, end with a nice big nap.
Am ai lossd inna tiem zoen?
*nox wotsh on teh deks*
Luks lyk tyme haz storpt !!
Yello, Yello !! WP ar yoo tehre??
Issa parsed tiem fur teh nyoo LOL (plzthx) !!!
Ai noze it. Teh cheezburgaz wurk iz nebber dun.
Dey noed dat Ai wuz cut off agane! The enjinear caem dis mornin an tukk wun luk at teh wyre an agread dat it wuz wat wuz rong. Ai naow haz nyoo wyre frum insied ten howse 2 teh poel ober teh rode.
Soe wiv lukk, Ai am bakk fur gud!
heer – enjoi dis fur nauw
ufny
Mistree solbed !!
Yay !!
*
* Adn yu nao haz a nyu line fur hangin cloathz tu drie !!
Ai doan’t fink dey wud liek me 2 yooze it fur a cloez lien – enniwai, it’s elebenty feets abuv teh rode!
Oh hooray!!! {{{{anni}}}} iz gud tu hab u bak fur gud!! I wud b lost wifowt u at deh tawp uv deh lolz!!
Praps ICHC neads sum nyoo wyrez! Ware aer ower lols?
*sob* *sob*
Ware teh nekst lol alreddy?! Ai need tu ax teh cheezpeeps summat!
wutz ur kwest yun??
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Yes!
Mt. McKinley!
Aer u shore?
Beam me upp Misser Scott…eye getz tu come bak tu teh ship, eye izz not warin a redd shurt!
*putz red shurt on deh tribble, fur safety porpoises*
u b ok now!!
noooooooooooooooooes the *red* shirts can be teh ones dat can has gettinged teh Blargh! iaerded , but not from da cute!!!! dey atrrakt teh def by alien/transporteraccident/phasermalfunction/saltvampiress/etc
*quickly frows hunnert dollar towle over tribblol*
you might as well paint “KOWALOLSKI” on hers!!!!
oh, waddle I dew?? I haz condemded deh pore tribble!!!
*hangz hed in shamez*
(vaporizes red shurt wif nifty phaser gun trik) Dere. Awl bedder. Next tyme, give a blue shurt. No wayt…dat mite cunfuze da crew tu much. Maybe she’s sayfe just as a tribbul?
teh hede cheez bene beemd awp, aifinkso…
is LOLcat borked tudai?
Juss mai lukk – fone lien mendid, ICHC borked!
I roted tu dem but hazn’t heerd bak yet…… mebbee dey iz awl sleeping in dis morning…..
… ai has a skeerd…
Skeerd that ICHC broked? Or sumfink else?
heerz mai byootemous Meg:
Meg on SOMC
adn herz brudda Joe
Joe on SOMC
ai noticed lolcat be borked today tu! ai sent dem message onry…..13 time-thingz ago! iz being circulair-borked-ness!
dere bii neuw LOL, yu peeps!
Marvin the Martian photobomb!
-star trek beam up-like splort-
LoL, I can see Marvin doing that funny fast walk out there. Being all like, “Excuse me, but I am trying to blow up the Earth. You know, it obscures my view of Mars.”
Ther be sum kinda weerd salt-vampiir down heer! O, an teh kreepy plush Marven teh Marshun. HALP!
i Love that movie!!
I haz a kitteh liek dat!
dus kitteh shud nom moar cheese burgurz