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Well? How much cute is I?
sew cyoot dat we shud name u awww.
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awl der iz, bebbeh!
Conga rats carosue!
Yay, conga rat shoelaces, carosue! *dantzes arownd wif glee* Yoo-hoo! We is having pi and icy kreem further downthred. Everybody coem ON DOWN!
enuff to bake a kyute cake, I fink (no ackshula cukkin involbed, of korse!)
Too kyoot for wurds, orinj wun!
And as mah daddee mite say when I say “Well . . . ”
He sez “Hmm, thatza verreh deep subjekt!”
One gallon of cute in a two-cup measure.
Dawlee Purrtun kitteh iz bustin owt awl obur!
So whut ur sayin is that teh cups are runnething over?
Whale, dat tu, butt (!) wuzzunt it Dawlee hoo busted outta hur pantz awnstayge, and jist laffed it awf and sayed “Datz wut happins wen yu trai tu put 50 pownds ov putatas inna 5 pownd sak.” ?
I dunno bout that, but “x pounds of something in a x/2 sack” or variations thereof is a fairly common measurement.
U knoes, like “smidgen” and “skosh” and other precise measurements.
O yeah, like dis? **”pinches” LCB an runzawaiwifakwikness**
Yeah, that’s teh ticket.
*”splashes” parrothead wif a firehose*
**”dashes”** awai kwiklee, leaving a “mess.”
“Drops” hose, “shakes” hed at teh mess.
I heard it as “a 2 dollar haircut on a fifty cent head.”
oh, mebbe that wuz sumfin else.
Zzzzz
that comment seems a little over the top.
U complaining or should we fill teh cup wif a smaller kitteh?
Yor wish is mah command!
*gits owt majik wand, waves it around; kitteh majikally shrinks to half-syze and now fits neetly in teh cup*
*teeny tynee orinj mew!*
Oooh! Neat trick! Can u does teh same to my hipsandthighs?
Yoo noes, thatz a gud kweschun.
*poynts wand at LCB’s thighs; waves it arownd*
*flash of light*
AUUUGGGGHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Sawree. Lemme check teh warranty. *mumblemumblemumble*
OK, rite heer it sez in fyne print: Pleez to nawt yuse on a catburglar.
Um, oopsie? But to eggzamine yor thighs? Did it wurk?
I dunno. Still waiting for teh smokes to clear. *koff koff*
*smokes finally clear*
*looks at thighs*
GASP!
*faints*
*koff..koff*
whi dere bee smoke???
hmm…hao duz dat sayin goe? wear derz smoke deres tires…no…mehbe ets mires.. liars…. briars….oh yea ai members ets…
FIRE!!!
Cawl 9 elebenty11 halp wee needs FIREMENS!!!
*williboi peas inna flannik*
*gives willy boy a gnu, kleen flannik*
LCB! LCB!! *fans LCB*
Hmmwhut? Huh? Whare am I? Oh, I had teh WORSTEST nightmare! I dreamified that my thighs was all– *looks at thighs*
AIEEEEE!
*re-faints*
gremlin mehbe yu shud putt dat plete ob fraygrint applol dumplins an cinninmunim iskream unner LCB’s noes…..ai tink dat wud waik da ded….
*drool*
Whut to do, whut to do! *runsarownd*
*looks at wand* What teh hey, let’s giv it wun moar shot!
Kuvver yor eyez, LCB! *waves wand; once again, light flashes!*
*spins clockwise, feets first*
Oh NOES!!!! LCB, yoo forgitted – we’re in teh NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!!! SPIN TEH UTHER DIREKSHUN, PLEEZ!!!!
*waves wand summoar, in a purposefully counterclockwise direkshun*
ohai gremlin da fyremens r hear….
shud dey poin da wadder hozes at LCB tu halp wif dat Coriolis effekt?
yoohoo fryemens… ober hear wif dat wadder
*SPLOOSH!*
*water engulfs LCB, grem, and willy boy; they ar awl washed away down teh intertoobs*
HALP!!! Sumbuddy HALP US!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
dis bee funz! bengal kittehs lubs pleyin inn wadder
*splasches gremlin n LCB wif wadder*
No comtaynur iz beeg enuff!
Me thinks I like this recipe!
moar dan enuff tew caws lotsa splortage!
elebenty!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………….
*splort*
ACK!!! Teh caterpiggler is down! She is down!
*runs arownd; runs arownd summoar*
OK, I tries to halp! *kleens up caterpiggler brayns frum flor*
*puts brayns bak in hed, kayrfully avoyding awl those feets which ar twitching!*
*And CHRG! A fresh wun!*
*SNAP! – removifying enny excess ayr frum teh CHRG, adding duk taype*
OK, upfi. UPFI! UPFI! Speak to me! Or wave a feets in teh ayr! Or a feeler! *sobs* Oh, upfi!!!!
oh noes! Upfi is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif goosee taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Upfi in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
not be lukking at teh kyoot for a whyle…
think of taxes an bills an….
uhohes. upfi still looks woozy…
*waves milkweed, parsley, and other delectable leaves under upfi’s nose*
Kitteh, yu iz dain germusly cyoot. Plz to chek yur perteckshun.
Himz cyuute runneth ober.
@@@@@!
oh noes! tew much cyootness dis erly in teh moarning
S P L O R T !!!!!
oh noes! luvscritters is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif goosee taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts luvscritters in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
not be lukking at teh kyoot for a whyle…
think of taxes an bills an….
tank yew, tank yew….. (sips chocklit) ai be betteh soon.
Pie
Why, fankee, ayd luv sum. Whut flavor, pleez?
Oh, and I has brot sum cinnaminnaminnamon icy kreem for on tawp of owr warm pi. Enuff for everybuddy!
*cuts beeg peeces of pi; adds beeg skoop of icy kreem to eech; arranjes them neetly on a tabul with pritteh forks an fancee napkins*
Halp yors elf!
Oh gremlin! Ai neber haz meh ani cinnaminninnamn icy kreem! Dat soun wundermous! Ummmmm. *swoons for a moment ’cause it’s so tasty* Fank you!
When I goes to teh lokal fayr in August, they has a stand that sells hot peech dumplings (and applol wuns too). And yoo kin git cinnaminnaminnanom icy kreem on tawp. Befoar that, I never gnu ther even WUZ sucha thing!
ice cream!
Bananer crem wif frosh toasted co-co-not sprankled libralee ober frusly whipd crem frosh ur, lattis topp deepdush cherri, stil warmz, wif a scup uf fronch vaniler ish cremz meltun ona topp!
O, we has a fine assortment of sordid pies today:
Artichoke Cobbler
Baked Bean and Blueberry
Corned Beef Torte
Dutch Road Apple
E…
ooh – sowndz laik deezurt menn you at Hawgwortz … nawt taht tahtz a badd fing, yu unnerstanz … ifz itz gud enuf foar Hairy Poddur, its gud enuf!
Demz piz du sownd sordid…
Elderberreez
Fronsch Appul Krum
Goosieberree
h…
Hucklolberri
I skream
Jelly
Kiwi
L…
Lime
Mullberri
Nougat
Orange
Pumpkin
Q…
Queesh!
Roobarb adn strawberreh
Stake adn Kiddingme pi
Turnip adn tater pi
U…
Lemmin meerang
Meerang wif lemmin
Nummy pi wif wippy creem
Orinj (nawt poysin!!)
P …
foar getz meer kups ob teh kyoot – tihs kitteh haz teh gallolons ob teh kyoot!!
oh, teh pinkee widdlol noes, adn teh bryte iize … whutz taht strang senz .. sinns … feeleng??!! Feelz weerd butt (!!) gud … kud itz beez, izz itz reelee, oh yess, ohnoes, aifinkso … mai berifurst …
SPLORT!! …
oh noes! Italiana is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif goosee taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Italiana in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
not be lukking at teh kyoot for a whyle…
think of taxes an bills an….
*sigh* Teh orinj liddlol behbeh wunz gitz them EVERY tyme!
Italiana, yoo must rekubber kwiklee! Yor missing awl teh PI!!! and icy kreem!
*kleens up teh brayns, scoops them into a bukkit*
*empties bukkit into cranial cabbity*
*kloses kranial cabbity; installs fresh gnu CHRG*
*adds oodles of dukky tayp just to be shur*
Duz yoo feel beddur at awl yet? Pleez to joyn us for pi whenever yoo feels up to eet!
Nenne adn Grem – ofangyuberimeowtch foar awl teh mediklol asis .. essis … halp … wenn ai splorted foar teh beriberi furstest tym. ai’m shur teh helokitteh tayp helpded, aifinkso! (aifink awl mai braynses kinda bak in playce naow!). Soe TAHTZ whut a splort izz laik – izz ree lee sumpin!
ai yam feeleng a bitty beddur, adn wud ree lee lurv sum pi and sinnyminny icey creemz, fangyew! Tihs snorgly softee blankie is seeewww komfee!! zzzZZZzzz …
Hi, Italiana!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’
andz cleenz up t3h mess. Poarz braynz
bakk wayr deyz cumz frum
Buddurr Fly Band~Aydz
maykz ebbeefeeng prittee. Pullz
daown CHRG
Habz Dukkt Tayp or lawtz
Bunjee Coardz 2 hoaldz tyte Ur
noo CHRG
Froazinn Milkee Wayz
andz Hurshee bawrz wiff awllmundz
keepz up bludd shoogurr
Habz Iee Bryte oarz hawt
Red Zingurr wyle I digz up
nyss Flooffee Blankitt
Rapps Flooffee Blankitt
rowndz Italaiana til
hurz getz awll bettah!
Jack.
Wow! Italiana got a Jack haiku as a reskyew! *has an impresst*
ai amm sootibibblee impresticated alsotu! awl teh lubblee tenn shunz ai haz hadded mayd mih tu feal awl beddur, soe ai snuckded intu teh kitchicken adn mayded … drumz rollol, ifewpleez … duzzuns adn duzzuns uv crispee, nommy pizzelles – anniss, adn lemmin, adn banilly, adn chawklit, adn simmynimmy foar awl teh lurvlee, kareng, cheezpeeps tu ennchoi.
o.O
omnomnomnomburpnomnom
*all this done daintlee of corse…*
ofangyuberimeowtch, Jack! ai izz begenneng tu feal beddur – it wuz teh sir prize of habbin mai beriberi ownlee splort soe farr – kawt mih awf gard bkuz ai nawt know wut tu xpekticate.
ai pree shee ayt awl teh kair adn konn nsir nnn.
Cup ubz Creem~Sikkill
Bebbeh Kitteh amz awllwayz
moar dan eenuff ‘Kewt”!
Creem~Sikkill Bebbeh
Kitteh coodz meltz daown andz fillz
upz mezzurreeng cup
Creem~Sikkill Bebbeh
Kitteh wawntz sez “Ohai!” 2
wutz in mikkzeeng boal!
Jack.
Dat iz jus-rite name 4 teh kitteh. Teh “mine” iz teh mosslee Rng, liddle bit creem.
Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai, srsly,
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.
A-nom!
Hai ebberywon – juss holdin off teh splort to axe awl yu cheezfrends to bee sendin beems to liddlol Frawsty (aka minimin) whomz juss been operated on to cleen owt a nastee absess on himz bak.
He already had auntie biotiks free weekweekweeks ago cos himz woz bited bai anovver kitteh, but dis absess woz juss in front, prolly been bited twice!
Nao himz haz shaven bak adn beeg hole adn teh plasty lampshayde coller on adn bumpin into awl teh furrnichas.
Dat gibs me a sad to see.
awwww!
BEEMS frum teh Middul Urth, uh, West fur Frawsty! pur kitteh…….gotta oweee…..
Aw, miniminsmum – poor liddlol Frawsty! I sendings warm WHYT BEEMS OF LITE for healing and a minimum of discomfort during teh recubbery. Poor sweet behbeh to has been bitey-bited by anuther qat.
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oh – poor frawsty!!!
Buster sends beems and sympafies – but says that wuns the ouchie is out of him – he’ll be fine wiffa kwikness!
(similar eggsperiunsis – our kittehs has them)
O fangs deer cheezfrenz furr caring
{{{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}}
Himz gonna hab to stay indoors 10 to 15 daiz wiv teh coller so himz nawt get cort in treez adn stuffs. Tihs will nawt pleez him!!!
awww mai poor kitteh just went fru a whole munf ub aunti biotix an had to spend muchly time confined due to bone infection in leg……. fank CC it seems to be healed! best wishes to minimin
shwimps…i aer telling you, teh kitteh’z need moar shwmip’s.
oopsie, fergotted {{{{{{{{{minimin &miniminsmum}}}}}}}}}}}
how duz yew proneownce shwmip?
*mrph prmmph mrm mrmphmph*
[mouth full o shwmips; translloltion: you pronounce it mrmph]
Ai hopez Frawstea gets awl bedder fast-fast-fast an iz bak to gettin inna trubble in noe taime!
{{{{{Minimin & Miniminsmum}}}}} Feel betturr soon, k?
Oh noes! Poor Frawsty! I’z sending heeling chi energees to injured kitteh. And snorgles four yoo, from my kitteh Fluffy.
pur bebe! butt(!) ai noe yu tayk gud kayr adn hii bii bedda soone!
odeerodeerodeer! Lotsa BEEMZ ub lublee warmz lyt from Audrey Violet adn hirz Mama … me! Wih hopze adn hopze taht himz izz awl beddur sune!
Fankies to awl of yu, ai noes iz onlee liddlol prollem compayd wiv teh bad fings happen to sum peepz but it helps to haz teh cheezbeems comin froo teh intertubes to us
Poor Frawsty haz a hungree (muss be gud sine) but no noms til toomorro moarnin.
Mah cup runneth ova wif kyootness
*puts teh CHRG on hed n hopeses 4 teh best*
dis oranj bebbeh kitteh defies awl lawz ob lojik n mezzuring.
dis much kyoot kan knot b kontayned!1!
This pint of kyoot luks a lot like Eva the diva!!! but – she’s prolly all growed up now…
luks lyk eleventy-four milLOLlitters of kyoot to me, giv or tayk an ittybittykitty
Is teh itteh-bitteh-kitteh kichin committee!
ohai kyoot kitteh
wut ya gawt kookin?
howz bout kukin
sumfin upp fur mee?
O, teh soun frum yeers ago! Mah mynd is hummin it!
win! milLolitres *giglol*,
* scamper scamper scamper *
AHEM! Iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns plzthx? Ai has a littlol nownsmint.
Awn teh 5st Oktobrrr awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL wii wheel bii habbing a littlol sillybrayshun fur… umm… * flicks thru paypurs * o yesh, taht’s rite… is lolcatburglar’s baff dai… * skwinks at paypurs * umm… ai meens err… burfdai, uh huh, yesh.
Aneewai, teh gud ppl ober at Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents is werking arownd teh clokk tu umm… * shuffles paypurs * err… yesh… wii is werking BERRY hard indeed tu bringing yu a BERRY speshul nite ob… umm… err… * confurrs wib Scrooge McPig & lolpigburglar * umm… err… yesh… well… wii wheel bii bringing yu a nite full ob Mysery!
Huh? Whut? O yesh, a nite ob Mystery. Taht’s whut ai sed.
Umm… err… yesh…
* holds up travel syze otter *
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Not for long.
* lukks askanse * Ahem! plz tu NAWT bii holding teh shinee fings up tu teh lite oar yu wheel has tu be teh remoobed. Fankies.
lolcatburglar has a baf day once a year, whether she needs it or not?
All the kyoot of the Uniberse.
Oh, Kitteh — u iz far too much kyoot fur dat littlol cup!
*splort*
oh noes! Nightshayde is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif goosee taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Nightshayde in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
not be lukking at teh kyoot for a whyle…
think of taxes an bills an….
ohnoes NS iz doun!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems wiff lemmin sparklolin wadder
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv helo kiddy onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, NS. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee?
nightshayde is down!! nightshade is down!!!
*scoops up braynes w/ ice cream scoop and rinses them in vitamin water*
*replases braynes in skull*
*secures skull with ducky-taype*
*lays nightshayde on massage table with snorgly blankets and sheets and adjusts headrest*
*massages shoulders to get circulation going again*
*makes sure she is comfortable and leaves stawberry-bannana Sobe and cookies for when she wakes up*
Wenn Ai splortz, Ai hopez U is stannin by!
Oooh – dubblol reskyew. Fankies bery bery muchlee!
yew is speshul kitteh!!
*gigglol*
Nao itz a triplol reskyew. Ai feelz bery bery speshul.
izza trifecat!
das weerd – wuz nawt dere minuet ugo….mehbe wierd prezzle maddur ated et fir awhyle ?
Kyoot ovurflo’d
hey! wot awl dese dryd braynes awn teh flore? iz dere sumtink kyoot arone?
*goez tu luk*
(yu furgettun sumtink catena? lik eh CHRG? oar gogguls?)
ARGH!!!
O SPLORT!
ai iz ded…
nawt catena two!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems wiff lemmin sparklolin wadder
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv orinj bebehs onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, catena. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee?
Othx! ai guese awl teh rekoveree bedz ar takun?
Tew much kyuteness this errly in teh day
*** SPLORT!!! ***
ohmai wee kneads tu eggspand dey rekubbery warde
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems wiff lemmin sparklolin wadder
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv orinj bebehs onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, catslave. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee?
fangs Willy boy teay will bee fine, Earl Gray please…
I don’t think there is a high enough measurement on this earth for the amount of cute here! (and sorry for not doing this in lolspeak, that just takes too much work … lol)
No worries, ceallaig. Lolspeak is by no means mandatory.
Welkum to Cheezland! *extends floofee paw uv frendship*
*stands neggst in lyne with paw eggstended* Me too! Welkum! lolspeak is optional. Pleez to use if yoo lyke to use, or to abstain if you would rather!
*joynz teh welkum lyon wif floofy paw eggstended* Ohai, ceallaig! Pleasure to make your acque…akway…nice to meetchu!
I’z noo here, tew. Plus I res-Qed nightshayde. I can has welcomings? *extends paw daintily*
ohai tu yu,nu cheezfrend! ai wuz nu heer a cuplol ov daze agoe – adn teh cheezpeeps maided mih feal ryt at hoam – yu wil noe dowt feal teh saym – cheezplanit is GUD playc! *dans adn spin, swoopz adn hopz furr nu cheezfrend CC87!*
howdee duty chocochick an italiana!!
*danse and twurl, leap and sliiiiiide on belly*
*takes your paw and twurls you around*
Uv korse I’ll be your cheezfrend! I’ll be anybody’s friend who asks…or feeds me (I has a prefrece for Sobe’s, BTW)
I’z frum Yew-taw, yew ess ay. Where you be livin’?
Ohai, ChocoChick87! That wuz a luvlee belleh slyde, oh yesh! Remynded me of owr fren Woodchuck, whoom I hassint seen here in a whyle or 2.
Pleased to meetcha! *extends floofy orinj paw* Aym frum teh Keystone State – PA.
Welkum!
Tee-Hee actaully I got the idea frum one uv Woodchuck’s comments, when I was loling last night on ICHC. Belleh slyde so much eazier wif fur! Plus I has an ample belleh to slide on XD Not TEW ampul, mind you, just enuf.
Yor tekneek – I rekignized it. Shorlee yoo has bin trayned by teh master. *bows low*
yesh u can!!
Extends floofeh paw of freendship
and it was a brilliund nawt-sekkund reskew!
Y thank yew! I was trained in furst ade at the Yew-taw Colllege of Mussag Theruppy (otherwise known as UCMT) so I knows a few tricks. But this be my first splort reskew evah!
Welcom to Cheezland ceallaig, ewe nawt need tew use teh lolspeak
(eggstend flooy paw uf friendship)
ware iz ewe frum?
Ai iz frum Orygun, Hue Ess Hay.
ohai tu yu = speek ennee wai yu witsch – ebbree adn teihr buddee izz eezee peezee tu getz a longue wif! ai wuz nu jusafue daiz agoe – adn ai feelz ryt atz hoam – yu wil alsotu! Pleez has a drinkee adn a snakee oar fwee … oar elebbenty … ai has a happee tu maik yur ack … akwai … happee to seez yu in Cheezland!
Dat wud b abowt fiv cupz uv kewt, liddill orinj kitteh
Gudness, dat sweet liddlol kitteh an deh sweet spresshun!!!!!
-points at the above person-
SPLORT IMPENDING!!!
Uh oh… i feel one coming to…
-SPLORT-
Gudniss grayshus, Ryushi. Yoo has bin lying here awl splorted for a whyle. Yoo has to beware of splorting at teh bottom of teh thred just befoar teh gnu lol coems up and everybody rushes off to greet it.
I reskyews yoo!
*scoopin up teh brayns* Oh yesh, whut cullurful brayns yoo has!
*chases down every last liddlol brayn cell*
*brayns bak inna hed* GO NOW, liddlol brayn cells! Home!
*tuks cranium shut, puts on gnu CHRG, kubbers it with duk tayp*
There! Whew! I finks yoo shuld be OK. Just don’t go in swimming for at leest *checks watch* half an howr!
Here’s a blankee and a kold drink. Pleez to rest a whyl.
thanks… this one is a bebee AND poisun! Bad combo.
Ai taut ai had deh splorts unner kintroll an wudnt hab dem aneemohr, butt (!) ai gladz ryushi awl reskyoot butt (!) mai braynz are all ober ebreewhare! Iz ok – ai donhd need dem fur mai jawb ur aneefing.
ur cuteness it overfloweth!
Resapy for snorgles
Take one cup kewt
Cuddle cuddle cuddle
Repeet
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
We boffe haf r braynses all ober ebreting an no one tu help put dem bak in! An nau dey awl migsed tugedder tu! We cud trai stuffin dem bak in r heds r selbes…but we’ll get eechudders brainzes. Ai dohn nied mai brainzes mush fur mai jawb….purrhaps dey wihl ahl fits in ur hed.
O Noes !! D.R. iz dwon !! Adn Jajeh two !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up dr’s branes an rinse dem wiv cleer solushun*
* sweep up Jajeh’s branes an rinse dem wiv salty solushun*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh heddz an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed d.r. adn Jajeh to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a peanut budder sammich*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Taht goze fur bofe ob yu !!!
Thank u Jajeh and PoussinBoi
We’s b saif nao
Ahhh…If dey onlee stayd that liddlol……..
The problem with a kitten is THAT
Every kitten becomes a CAT!
(Ogden Nash?)
Over 9000!
both cups full they are so adorable
Just enuf, itteh one! *hugggles*
OMG OMG OMG you are 10000000 % cute
Over 9000!!!