Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous quick fran, tourists. | Zombie Kitteh Next »
Call 1-800-LOLCATS for same-day delivery! Much cuter and lasts longer than flowers.
mah lolcat dint fare sew well during shipment.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: RenaissanceWoman via Advanced Lol Builder
Cheezburger Company Blog
Lolcats - Lolcats n' Funny Cat Pictures
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies 
Animal Capshunz - All of the Internet's Animals. Captioned
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode. 
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz 
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun 
Lovely Listing - Strange Findings in Real Estate Listings
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
garrinteed cyute 1!!!11
Conga rats shoe laces, PoussinBoi! Here, habs sum drinkees and noms: Ai can offur cawfee or tea and sum sordid biscuits.
Thx Upfi !! It wus a freeway tonite !!
* Taiks a pear of blak shoe laces adn kawfee adn a bikkie *
Congrat-shoo-laysiss PB for bein at teh tawp, and congra rats to mary too – get teh bottuls open adn letz pardee!!
Congaz tu yu tuu, mmm !!
Yu wont red oar wite whine?
Hmmm, yu got a choyce? Ai fink ai’ll hav wite pleez.
Hear, aI brawt sum noms from teh last lol – nawt manee peeps dere to eetin dem.
*hanz rownd playt of gougeres*
Travil siez !! Taik Lolcat enniwear !!
Fur de free dat lead dis brayd, dozzunz of donutz an cupcakz an croi … crow… dem fronchi tings filld wuf wunerfal cheese an mim-mo-zas tew shlurp!
Oooh, fronchi tings !! (??)
Fanks op_sM !!!
*nomnomnoms on teh fronsch fings*
dese are delishus.
hmm nao ai tri a donut, adn now a cuppeecaek – yay furr teh cheezland fud wiv no kalorees
conga rats awn ledun teh parayd, PB!
ai guese eh few ddi eggskayp teh zombiz!
Som zombiz bez weerd, ifinkso !! * hard tu sai *
Tehy leve teh best adn taistiest bictums til larst !! * wel, cud be !! *
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ 
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ 
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER PoissinBoi ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
{{{{{PoissinBoi}}}}} Wai dint yoo tell us??
one size fitz all
one fit sighs all.
fun fight it’s small.
hmmm…now, where was i going with dat? …ooodotz…
one sight freez awl?
eh fit has awl?
All sizes fit one?
mai siyz nawt fitz!
one frite soots awl?
Wun foar awl nd awl four won ? * Na, skratch taht !! *
Gud !! If yu hab fitz, wi corl nine elebenty !!
Yay!!! Firemenz!!!!
One firemenz soots awl?
Oar wun eech?
Nawt fur mi, fanx !! Ai wontid a fiery woomin !!
fiyrmenz sutz fur awl?
fiyrmenz wivout soots? For awl?
I doan no, butt(!) kome tu teh paarty !!
* Parses Mary0 a glars *
fangs! adn con cat chew lacings!
Yew Tew !!
Kan ai get mine gift-rapt?
*pays close attention*
@@@@@
Want! Eggs press deelibury, pleez.
free snorgles wif application of gushifud!
litterbox nawt included.
O yes eet iz!
Opin at yur own riggsk.
Speshly if yew amz a pair-rit !!
dis kitteh b big trubblolmaker….. himz biting deh box!!! ifinso him will biting deh fais dat snorglolz, tu!!!
Ohai cween! Aifinko yu iz rite! Butt, my zipper kitteh hoo iz nao obur the bridge, him yewzta bite bite bite ebereefing, butt him onlee play-bited himz hoominz! Him wuz a gud kitteh, eben doh he lukked meen biting eberyfing.
*sitz wif parrothead in deh Medow and
*watchez deh hart kittehz playing in deh sunnyshinez
I don’t minding deh play bitez. altho sumtimez dey git carried away wif deh sitementz and deh play bitez leeve markz!
*sigh* I lubbed tu tusslol wif deh kittehz!!
Extra bonus–it shreddz!
Yur….
Arms
Barff mat
Curtins
Daintee tabel cloffs
E…..
Enamul tiyl
Fien fabriks
Gud skurtz adn pantz
H..
Hans
Itemz of valyu
Jakkets
Klothes of non-discreption
Linin on the lyne
M..
mattress, frum deh bottum up
Nice stuff
Ornamental fingz
P…..
Pilloes
Rugs
Shiny sateeny fings
T….
Toylet papur
Uver kittehs noms
Velvet frinj on curtins
W…
wallpaperz
Xtra floofy fingz
Yello kitteh toyz
Zat fing ur muzzer-in-law gabe u fur Lolmas. Ya, deh kitty borkt it. Datz wut happund. Sry, but dere wuz no saving it. I had tu frow it owt.
yu guis sene dese neuw cheez empyer siytz?
h ttp://thisisphotobomb.com/
ht tp://pictureisunrelated.com/
htt p://thereifixedit.com/
Yesh. Ifixedit iz funnee butt(!) ai didnut lyk teh uvvers sew much.
Wot abowt yu, catena?
ai ddi lyk teh ‘fixed eet’, teh ‘pik iz unrelatud’ iz weerd, adn duh ‘photoe bomb’…ai had noe ideeeh peepz tryed tu purpuslee ruyn pix.
ai don lyk teh ‘falebebes’ soe much, edda. bawt teh sleepun kittehs bii kyoot!
Awl kittehs bii kyoot aifinkso
Ai agrii !! Owr jinerayshun didnut du sillee fingz, neber, nebber at awl!!
* Wel, nawt taht ! *
*nods in argruement*
HAHAHAHAHALOLOL
@ there i fixed it. if only i had pichers…
I called the number
Hoo kan frown at hed bonks?
We starta partee wiff purrs!
Hold her klose an luv on her,
Bury yur fase in hur furs!
Anniversrie, birfdae,
Sorree bout teh spat,
Whip out teh creggit card
An dordur up a cat!
Say “Cormgrachulashuns” or
“Sad yur feelin s**tteh”
Maek teh pleh pass qwickly
By sendin aowt a kitteh!
*appLols apploLs, appl0ls!*
*bookmarx pome*
*reechez frew innertuubez and steelingifyz deh bookmark*
oooo… luk… it haz a pritty kitty on it!!
*addz bookmark tu kull exshun*
Wot a lubble pome !!!
*
I doan no tu larf oar cri !!
* Heer! Jus taik mi credit kard nao ….
suyr. aisle tayk eet!
Heyy!! Nawt fur yu! * Sheesh !! Jus lyk LCB ! Sheesh agenn !! *
clappity clappity furr dis pome
*dial, dial, dial*
hellow, pleez to be sendin elebenty kittehs to awl mai frendz hoo need a kitteh to bury der fase in, wotebber teh reeson may be.
O yu owt ov stok awredy, well pleez order me sum, hearz mai goldcard thnxkbai.
@@@@@!
I’ll take 2 please.
(anyone else think this kitty looks like the Huge/sad-eyed kids and animal pictures that were popular in the 70′s? or was it the 60′s.
Whatever I love this kitties eyes….sa-woon.
yesh! dats where i recognize’d doze eyez!
pea ess: i mermember dem from da 60′s when i was teh lil
Dese eyes don luk sad dough, ravvurr mischievous. Wiv a liddle smilol too!
Reddy tu pownc in Free, Tuu, Wun !!! * Step rite bak *
Ai lubs taht smilol!
yesh, adn kitteh appears to be nomming teh flap. best to use kevl0l, or similar, to ship da lolcats
ok that makes me…*mumble mumble* years old.
Course in kitty years I am 6 and a half!
Keane paintings, praps?
dose big eye meen kitteh butt wiggul/pownce in 3-2-1…!
Yes! LOL the big eye, dilated pupil pounce!
is berry kwoot kitteh i wantz it
Ai needz yur cridet caad furst !!
Yu haz to bii sendin off teh kreditkard numbers adn den yu getz kitteh delibberified to yur door
.. if itz nawt a inturtoobz scam !!
Donut, repeet, donut be sendin yu kreditkard to PB, himz will juss be bying Tim Tams to send to Yuropeen cheezpeepz.
*Finks cayrefully*
Hmm on teh uvva hand….
Wiv yur gold kard ai can hand delibber tehm !!
* Afta ai taik wound teh wirld chripp !! *
* Iffen ai habbent eetenz tehm, ob corse !! *
Butt wut if ai cawl inna neggst firtee minutes? Du ai get speshul offur, jist pay sheeping an handloling?
Yep. Wi frow in teh free sheep (for ewe) !!!
Yew cud add nyu ram tu yer pyoota !! ???
Dis is lukking baaaaaaaaad!
Ssshh!! Ai tri tu pull teh wull ober ph’s ize !! Sssshh!!
O teh ewemanitee
Baa !! Taht old joek !!
Yesh tsih is bordring on sheer madness!
Ai nawt wonting tu fleece yu !! * fingies tyde *
Yu leevin? Heer. Isle frow in teh sheep for mutton !!! STN !!
Um, wot sort of fingies hab yu got tyde dere?
Akshully, ai gott a tied roste lamb ( gotta tie tehm or tehy jump frum teh oven ) * sorree bowt taht *
Dis beyootemus bebeh is gonna go popcat enny secund!!! Maeks me fink of dose “cans of Pnuts” taht just have a springee snaek in tehm.
*BOINNNNNNG*
*GALUMPGALUMPGALUMPGALUMPGALUMP*
*collapse*
*zzzzzzzzz*
“herez ai am – now makes with the noms, bud….”
*skitchez deh adorablol smudgee bhind deh eerz*
Oh hai dere!!!
ohai tere
I lubz ur blog!!! It b awsum and full uv winz!!
tank yo cweenmj – I appeciatez it wen i getz feedbacs
ai wanted to do a moosik festival today but tinks it too late. ai am writing tribute to Francis Albertz….
Kitteh is wai tu kyoot! luk at taht kyoot mouf… oh ai can has kitteh? ai has kredit kard
Scmoos to awl, haz a gud weekweekweekend, ai’z orf home nao!
Byeeeeee
*wayves flooeh paw*
* Waivz blak porr *
Bai! habs gud weekin
DO NOT WANT!
Do not like new site format… AT ALL!
Booo! Hisss!
Waddya du eff ur braynzes r stihl awl ober ebreetin frum a purrveous pichur an den der’s annuder one dat maekes ur hed go splort? Duz ur hed implode cuz ders nuttin in der nau?
Jajeh, Jajeh !! (Slite echo, eko, eco…..)
Ware r ur braynes ???!!!???
Iz Okey, Dokie !! Ai did du deh dubbel deel down dair. Yu be teh OKEY nao, ifinkso !!
kthxbai
Aaaa, fooooo-eee !!
Gesundheit!!!
Summun else habs em nau, aifinkso, cuz we boffe losted dem atdeh saeme taime an dey wend ebreeware. Ai neber uzes maine, so is haukai.
Dat waz in pichur ware kitteh sittin in meshurin cup.
Jajeh, go bak adn luk !!
WP hab me in modrayshun hier jus nao !!
Fankoo. PoussinBoi! u ebben gotted dem bak in deh raite heds, aifinkso! Eggsulend wurk! Fankoo fur deh choklit an peenutt budder sammich, too! Ai feehl bedder nau.
Ai dohnd habs proteckiv goggies. Wad breeed shud ai gets?
Nawt proteckiv goggies, butt(!) proteckiv goggie goggles !!
AKA Happie Goggie Goggles.
See tihs paige:
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/acronymz/
Kbai !!
o, i C!!! Bud hauz ai getz dem? Du ai luk fur goggie werrin um, and take dem? goggie maite get mad!
Hau didya noe hoose braynzes went in which hed? Dey were awl mizzed up tugedder
What’s the thing with cats and boxes
Ask Shrodinger!
Although he’ll nevvur gib u certain answer. Shrodinger verree indecisive peep
D’aww. I’ll hav 2 conseeder dis mah dailee dose of Hed-Essplodin’ kyootness.
Dats dancherus, but PoissinBoi ken helpz!
what make it even more believable…
the card beside is from a japanese delivery company!
I want to ORDER!
Ah yes, Yamato Transport. I recognize that logo of a mother cat transporting a kitten.
Caution: Contents may not have settled down during shipping. Open with care.
Probably the cutest cat ever!!!! <3 <3 hearts!
Yay! The kitteh I ordered!
With free shipping 2. what a cute kitten.
they forgot the splort warning on this package…
That’s such a cute cat smile .. I didn’t know cats could actually smile like that ..
Plz to send one over nao kthx!!
This reminds me of a video game I played one time. I was on a remote island in the middle of the deep sea. When I first arrived at the god forsaken island I saw many kitty kats. I typed in,”OMG look at thoes kitty cats they’re so cute!” The kittehs were bigger than meh! They wanted to be petted so I came up to them and they knocked me down with their head! This was an MMORPG I was playing online. This game hasn’t ligitamately released to the internet and only V.I.Ps can play the demo.
Good morning to you good morning to y… HEY THIS ISN’T THE WHITE HOUSE YOU LIES!!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!