Open the door or I kills the hostage!
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ooooooooooo terrier rist????
noep. izza kitteh using teh terrier rists’s ideayahs. but bofe kittesh in da conspirasea to get attenshuns., ifinkso.
Dey probly juss do nawt want to go to da V-E-T!
yesh, smart kittehs! Using Dark Kitteh 2 play terryorist–moar beeleebablol 2 most hewmens. Sadlee
conga rats dere mary0!
yu bee flien so low!
fangs! i sing so low, too. so low you can’t hear me. well, unless i be skerring off aliens. then i sing at db elebenteas.
conga rats awn yur soloe nawt sekkund, m0s!
fangs! i hazna hadda solo nawt sekkund in elebenty times.
hmmm. no should negoshiate whif da hosta taker. wot to do wif dat beutimous black kitteh? wot to do wot to do…
Ask the
Basement Kitthe , nicely, to release da
Cat being held hosta?
D…
Donut maik ani suddin moobes
Eziy dere buddy deres noe knead tu
Freak owt!
G…
Deplomacy
Empathy
Fooshyguds
G….
grate cheezbergerz,
HAWT cheezburgerz,
im-eed-iant cheezburgerz…
Just be kewl
Kitteh and
Let’s see haow we
Miet get tihs sortid sew
No-one gits hurted
O…..
I can has ransom demand?
Once I haz teh cheezrburge I letz him go
Pleaze tew open teh door
Quezzy frum clawstrophobia
R…
(stuk in moderatshun aifinkso)
Reedy teh snipperz
Shoot awn mai komand ony!
Teh shawt iz kleer, taeks it!
Underground tunnels for swat kittehs
Verree fast ambulense to taek to hospital to
X-ray hostage fer damages
Y…
yet anudder kase ob rayshul profiling:
DONT WANT!
Corngranulationz! Ai’ve ben habin shotza tekillya wif lemon wedgerz and saltz. Derz Jose fer eberiwun!
noe bc! wee gibs yu awl r cheezburgers!
You bedder do wat he says!
and bring me Toona,cream,next doors priddy purrsian ans a helicatter to get out ov heer!1
helly-cat wants 2 gits bakk 2 basemint!
Rodin kitteh modlz teh gaytz awf hel
*kitteh pets cerybus (awn awl free heds!)
“nyse goggie, nyse goggie, nyse googie”
*shivers*
Cerberus googie sez
*nyse kitteh: welcums 2 my nyse Ribber ob Sticks!*
*runsawaywiffaquickness*
LOLOLOLOL!!
mai skreen iz awl borked…anibuddy elz hassin prawblims?
iz boarked heer…
iz jus mai komment pajez…awn goggies n failpeeps tu
teeniweeni leddurs…. aifinks sumwun (gramawgs mehbe?) wuz seyin dis wuz praublim fur hur awhyle bak.
moast anoyyin!
Ohai, no prawblumz so far tudai but 4 mat iz bak tu wut it wuz b4 abowt a wekewekeweke ago. wif teh bawxz az it awlwaiz wuz. maibe nu 4mat wuznt wurking wel? Hwoz ebreewun tudai? ai getz heer late but nais tu se Maryo. she nawt heer dis tiem ub dai uzullee.
Yep, yep! Dat xact same fing iz happen tu mii heer. I kan hardly see da words.
Uh-hum, excuse mii pleez. Did ebberywun elses ICHC front page change?
Mine seems to be fined…
I nawt notiss ennyfing diffrint.
Um, Mz Maree Sunshien, ur mood has rubbed awf awn me.
Myne page wen I come tu ICHC iz awl comfuzeled! My comments button iz tiny. and da bakground iz different. And da I key awn myne keybord iz borking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An wat yu tawlkin bout red and my Sunshien moody. Iz still wif mii. Well it wuz gone and den it camed bak thankz tu da Jeeen-yus in my howse!
Wayle, I gots no Jeen-yuses in my howse, butt I iz relaytid to dem an I werk wif dem!
Ifn I cud stay hoam an be a hermit, I’d prolly be fien.
Yep, yep, yep!! I iz sick uf wurk, sick uf pre-algabra, sick uf lotta things.
Oh, oops! Wuld dat bii da Sunshien Mood yu wuz referrin tu?
Yup! Dat be it.
Ai nawt opun teh door until teh pointee endz are Put awai!! Nuh uh – no wai
Ai has a beeg sad
wif leeky eiis. Ai lukinged atta Cheez Town Cryer frum prebius fred and seened taht Lynathya wented ober teh brij. Ai has a hurty hart, mai greef is steel strawn eben tho Ai be teh layt.
yesh, taht wuz very sad. no wun culd reely beleev it. ifinkso her iz very missd. but her leeved us many smiles wif rebembering her dans dans dans an shake her thang. tehr wuz a elebenty-thang saloot to her, an sumtimes sumwun duz a (az nekkid as tehy dare) dans dans dans in herz honor. her iz now teeching teh kittehs in teh meddow how to dans. {{{fikshunkitteh}}}
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}} fangs
ohai{{{{{fikshunkitteh}}}} wair yu bin so lawng? Abowt Ly iz bin pritty lawng wilez nwoa. We mist yu tu.
Oh, my ai am sew srry about this sad noos! ai knot noed aboot it; ai hasnt had thyme 2 reed awl teh freds, an ai dont reed town crier berry offen (butt(!) is berry good to reed!
fank yoo 4 mayking teh nyse rip card, marry-oh.
My ii’s bee leeky now, too. Shee wus soooo young!
ohai guise! apropos uv nuthin — heer is a funny pikshur ai founded uv a lolcat protest sign!
luv taht!! yay lolcats, sho yor poynty endz to teh WBC!!
sumwun frum taht groop showd up in teh comments qwite sum time bakk. her wuz teh skaree
!!
WBC iz westborough baptist church? wun ob dems wuz hear
ai kant emagine whut dat mus hab bean lyk.
prolly gawt banned priddy kwikly huh?
my sunny tawld mii that dey wuz at OU teh udder day–protesting at teh Hillel—wuz teh Crazee (eben hear in teh Byebull belt!) I wunder if dis foto is frum dis protest at OU…wii hear in Norman awl knows dat Texas is teh ebil!
How does fyre n brimstone sound in lolspeek?
onlee teh wons whoo hab ben “saybib”
Nom-men, bruthah!
ai mint 2 say “say-bid”
“Cheezus sabes”
(ai hoap dis knot poor tayst!)
I nawt take offense. ‘Tis actually funneh! Speeking of cheez, I’z gettin hungree. It’s about time for noms here.
Luuks lyk Basemint Cat haz uthur kitteh inna hed-lokk!
Guies, I saw teh FUNNYIST fing dis moarnin — Miss Dini wuz chaysin hur tayle!
;-D
wtf?? carrier too small-bad hoomin bad!!!
Pet cab for kyutie
*snickers*
Mad kitteh is mad.
… Pookington J. Coleworthy! U let ur nephew go ths instnt!
(sry, the kittehs luk like mi frendz kittehs
)
Why is it always the black cat that is posted as the bad guy?
Ha ha ha ha ha Amazing pic.thanks for sharing it I will recommend it to my friends
Dis just a cover-up for the dirty bomb in the back of the cage