To katch teh cheezburger
To katch teh cheezburger I muss be teh cheezburger.
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pleis nawt tu milk.
Kthxbai.
thankee. had tu poste adn run.
conga rats catena!
kittehs tale iz switchen sew faste iz jest an blurr
Kitteh duz NAWT seem 2 bee enjoyin’ teh expireeunss. Nawt dat Ai blaimz her.
Sum peepz simply askin tu be taken earlii frum this kold krewel world.
actor kitteh uses The Methlold
Actor kitteh is outstandin’ in his field.
zen kitteh iz ………..zenful
butt is revenge zenful?
shudda bean zentful
But ai felt nuffin.
butt kan yu feals da trowels moobin inntu da lol thred?
*shufflol….klump klunk……….shufflol….kthunk klump….*
deys kummin!
eh korus lyen FTW!
flowt leik cheezburger…
…zing liek mussard
Sting liek chablis?
he is dah greatest… he’s mewhammed kitteh
sting lyke a frye?
sting like one of those fancy pointedendy toofpick wif da fringe on taupe?
mixed metaphors, i hazzim.
Hoof-dah
Kin kitteh git mi a milshakee?
only if you give him the keys to your car and you trust him to drive to the local fast fudds place.
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/22/funny-pictures-cheezeburger-no-pickles/
An Update from Annipuss – Telephone and interwebs communication are still borked.
I have been asked to pass on her best wishes to all and that she misses you.
She has not reached the stage yet of doing this – ht tp://xkcd.com/262/ – partly since the neighbours cat bit her the other week…
Oh, I love xkcd! Hello to our Anni, whom we miss. And a cat bite? Eeeek
yes, one of the neighbours’ kittehs called in for a visit, wanted stroking, then went ‘chomp’
tel hur howdidoodi frum williboi!
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Dat wuz funni!!!
Oh no! Furst hur iz bited bai diz kitteh! An den, insalt ona toppa hur hurtz, iz depraved uf hur cheezwurld? Ai iz sew sworri.
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and my stars on ‘Yahoo’ today say “You can expect to have to settle a number of minor technical problems involving communication or transmission.”
hmm.
Pweeze tell hur I miss her, too! Cheezwurld is nawt teh same wifout hur.
Thanks – will do. I have been keeping her up to date with the messages on here.
Jesh, whut upfi said
tel her mai nawt sekkund ai giff tu her!
I feel bad for cats with owners who do this.
me too-I don’t think the cat is enjoying it either!
I do too. NO kitteh wuld injoi this. But itz so kyoot! *gigglol*
Be teh cheezburger! Is a wunnerful kapshun.
I has bin tempted to dress mah own kitteh up, but I feerz he whuld shredshredshred me with hiz poyntee enz. So I has nawt tryde it.
ai noes whut yu meenz – mai kitteh wilnawt eben wear hur kollar – hurr pulz itz afw wif hurr pawses (hurr is leff-pawed kitteh, btw).
no no. dat b da faes of xtreem cheezburger konsentrashun.
Butt (!) kittehz haz wais uv geddin effen. Ownurr haz tu slepe wiv one eii open
else kitteh will pee on eberyting u oen.
h ttp://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/06/funny-pictures-i-peez-on-efrytin/
lettuce tri dis: kitteh plans to avenge
Ai WANT tew put diz witchz hat on OP, but Ai knoz hur woodknot lik dis sew ai keepz mai seben doallerz. *sigh* Ai tri an bee a gud moma/fren but her wood luk SEW cute!
MMmmoooooooo?
You put dis on me… you better heifer the hills
Ai can has a beef wif youse!
…don’t hold im back, butter churn im loose
This is a terri-BULL shame!
Cow kan yu dew diz tu da kitteh?
Y’all be seryuslee milkin teh punz!
3km – Ur mood has rubbed awf awn me.
U think wii will kwitting?? Cattle b deh day!!!
**steerz away frum teh sillies**
Punz?…. always willing to make a cow poke or two
Oh teh Moo-manity!!
Sillee hoomin! Iz kitteh, NAWT moo-cow!
kitteh hafs eye dent idd eeeee kryzis – nidz sy-kitteh triss! himz mabee gotz disso … disco … taht DID thingee taht usta beez spilt purr sonn alley tea. Kitteh nidz cow-nsulleng.
Hay!!! no sullying deh cowz!!!
izz nawt teh cows taht izz sullied – izz teh poore kitteh hoo haz tu ware teh cowstume.
*smylz wif teh im-pun-i-tee … adn skampurrs twowords teh off iss doar tu goe hoam … untyl two morodae, mai cheezefrendz!
kitteh iz udderly disgusted
I has mad, I is a kitteh not a cow, now take this stoopy cow-suit off of me
before I call KCLU (Kitteh Cibil Liberties Union)
If nawt yew ken kitch mai dairy-air
gawtz meowlolk?
Him does seam to halve a meowlolk mustash!
himz hadded teh meowlolk … naow teh meowlk haz himz … odeerodeerodeer!
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Home, Home and deranged
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Rodney, you’ve mayd sum really GOOD commints on this LOL! But this wun may be teh verreh best!
@@@@@ I givs yoo mah burgers.
milked it for all its worth
♫ wear teh beers an teh kitteh-moos play…♪
adn celerydumm izz herd a diskpurruhjing meoword …
and disquise is so dowdy, Oy vey.
Ba-dump-bum!
They’ll be here awl week, folks!
Owl reek?
ooh, kwikee soe wih kan, africat adn rodneydill, pass teh hatz, getz teh munnies from teh awwdoaring fannz, adn wih runs *wifaberiberi fasst kwiknes* owt teh bakdor, aifinkso! – laik tehy didded in teh vawdvil daze!
oh gibs mee an hoam
wear da gushifuds floe
adn hoo libbs dere?
Wun berifat kat …
Hoo eetz awl hiz fud, W
enn heez inn teh mude …
Stoopy fingurz! Cheese – ai haz teh pozable fumbs adn AWL taht, adn ai stil kannut typeetypee!
Shudda bin -
adn hoo libs dere?
Wun berifat kat …
Hoo eetz awl hiz fud,
Wenn heez inn teh mude …
ROFLOLZ!! Mai catpucheeno izz awl obur teh monnidurr frum teh laffinz!! … ai hasta moppy itz awl awf. Butt (!!) taht wuzz wurf itz!
Yoo kin see teh kitteh has a flotchy tayl. So flotchy teh kamra kannawt katch it to mayk it hold still for pikshor. Is just a blur.
Flotchy kitteh is flotchy.
Oh, deer cheezpeeps, a wurd to teh wize. Do nawt try to pik up a kitteh with a flotchy tayl!
“Flotchy” = angry?
flotchy = kitteh moving tayl bak and forth in an agitated manner (i.e., moving it wifaquikness). Usually a sign that kitteh is upset and/or abowt to becoem aggressive . . .
As opposed to a tayl held high and still, mebbe with a tynee twist at teh end, when they signals – Ohai! So glad to see yoo! Welkum hoem, beluvved wun!
(Nao FEED meh!)
beware, the wrath of pointy endz is going to visit you soon.
Play niec! Flotchy? Hao abowt FUSTIGATE? Meens 2 beet abowt teh hed & showlders wif a blunt object. wunna mai moar fabrit werds!
if looks curd kill
Prolly. Ai lubs archaic werds. Yup. Dat way wen Ai tells sumwun sumfing den dey doan getz madz at meh! *snerk* Sneeky, ai ma.
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy, saying HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ms-MeowMeow, LyP, an veryshabbychic an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed fudjy burfday caeks, yummy wite caeks wif fluufy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frootyfizzy party punch, an goody bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “home on teh raynj” wen tehy yoyo, liddle remote-control racing cows, kandee, an fuzzy cow stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Pee Ess: if yoo wants to making shur yoo iz on teh Offishul But Far Frum Compleet Burfday List, plz to be my frend (an make shur yor burfday iz on yor profile) or e-meow me at burfdayfairy at gmail dot com (iz my reel emeow address, for reel!!) or yoo kan frend my Sekirt Idenity, but i cannot telling yoo hoo taht iz. becawz it wuldnt be a sekirt tehn, wuld it.
Ofanks bdf! Happy burfdayz to all teh burfday peeps! *sips frootyfizzy punch, sip sip sip*
*muches xcellent yellow-topped burday caek*
Nice afternoon break for a burfday party, we has it!
Oh! Ewe awayz brung de bestest burfdai caek an toyz! Ai lub ewe burfdai fairy! Ai realli do! An et ain’t jus teh tekillya tawkin, eeder!
yew is da birfday fairy? Wow…I picked a gud cheezfrend! Can you also send birfday wishes to my buddie Danke? She be feeling sick. Her birfday was on the 17 but you are majik, rite? I feels bad dat I spoiled her birfday mornin by throwin up in her tiolet at 3:00 AM. Now we is BOTH sik.
P.S. How do I change mi avvi and profile?
fur halperz wif deh avitarz plz tu seeing deh avatarz adn bloo namez paig on deh CheezTownCryer. It b full uv halpfulnessez.
Cheez!
Ohai mai kween. ai iz penitent, sens yu messij asken eh favah.
Kthxbai.
Y thank yew! dat wuz most halpful. See yoo around da interwebs!
ohai chocochick! sorry i taked a wile to get bakk to yoo. yes, heer iz a speshul slitely-delayd swish ob teh burfday wand for yor frend’s burfday, an a extry swish for yor pore sikk tummeez to getting all better!!
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Thank yew! That is most appreacheeated.
Wun must be bii teh Zen uv cheezburger…wun must be wun wif the cheezburger. ….Awl….Ai wants mai cheezburger NAO!
Mai kitteh, Inky, wud neber WARE wunna dose costooms….nope, nope, nope! He wud flay, shred and destroy meh. Yup, yup, yup!
udderly undignified
Eat Mor Chikin
@@@@@ – FTW!!!
Awl thyme bestest adberts… EVAR!
Yup an spokin bai Caos hoo speek LOLspeek. Yup!
* nod nod * ai sordid a beelbored wib “eet mor chikin” awn eet wen ai wus awn mai loliday adn ai neerley felled awf mai chare!
Deed yu bisit teh Yew-knighted Statyes, GP? Awl ov dem oar a fyew?
Ai cud tell yu ware ai wented tu, but but but den ai wud has tu keel yu adn aidonutfinkso eider ob us wanting taht, nuh uh, no wai…
* holds up bebbeh otter *
Ackshully, parrothead, whut we did was blindfold teh piggeh, spin him aroundandaroundandaround, then locked him in teh spare room with a set of “Across teh USA” View Master thingies.
Dey haz Cheek Fillay sines awn view masters nao? Wow, I gnu it wuz popyewlur butt wow!
Well, no. We had Mick hold up various sines every now and then to distract teh piggeh while we was changing teh view master discs.
**runzawaiskreeming**
’strooth. I was luving them long before I ever heared about lolspeek.
See Mor Cowz
But… but… how u knoes about them, piggeh? Does u has Chick-fil-A in teh TTI, or did teh same campayne get used by a different chain in TTI?
plz tu sea abubb! ai sordid eet awn loliday!!! ai wus awl liek… whut? LOLspeek??? eet follows mii arownd!!!
adn den ai wus awl liek… “tihs am NAWT a biscuit – but but but eet AM deelishus adn nootrishus!!!”
adn DEN ai wus awl liek… “HAY! Ware is mai Mownten Doo???”
adn DEN ai wus awl liek… “mmmMMMmmm ai kin has an otter plzthx?”
adn den mai toor gyde wus awl liek… “NO PIGGEH! Yu wheel get teh fat!”
adn den ai wus awl liek… “PFFT!!! Taek meh tu wadda-burgar!!! Ai wants a Weetchdoktor!”
adn den mai toor gyde wus awl liek… “Rly? RLY? Yu wants a weetchdoktor??? Is yu teh shore?”
adn den ai wus awl liek… “Ob corse! Whut’s teh werst taht kin happun??? * SSSLLLUUURRRPPP *”
adn den mai toor gyde wus awl liek… “Umm… piggeh wai yu has gone taht phunneh culler???”
adn den ai wus awl liek…
“wayt… whut? WHUT??? WHUT TEH BASEMINT CAT IS TIHS STUFF??? O, teh hyooge manatee!!!”
adn den mai toor gyde wus awl liek… *slow, sad hedshake*
Issa troo storee… * nod nod *
Member, Kidlets! Stai in skool, sai NO to drugs adn nebber, NEBBER has a Weetchdoktor frum Whaddaburger…
Worned, yu has bean eet.
*slow, sad hedshake*
I’m wif u on teh nomalicious biscuits but on teh Mountain Doo issue we might has to stage a intervention for u.
Wut’s rong with Mtn Doo???
* puts Rabid Weeslol down *
Ai lieks da red stuffz foar Mtn Doo. Kindasorta remines meh uv Cherry Limemades….uv wich ai is addicted to. O mai.
Ai lubs da bloo alliance tho am still waitin’ fer warriors to jump out ma fridgie. Prolly is gud cuz donut kno wut to do wif one.
Nothing a-tall is rong wif it.
Except for teh taste.
in tha lonng run, ai hav a neu dreess! ….?
Duz dees spotz makez mah butt luk fat?
um *swetdrop* no deer, yoo luks luvly
mine wuz funnier
Somehow, cows is not fooled?
Deh kitteh lookz eifer forlornz (“Why?? Whatz did I doooo?”) or “Eye am sooo gonna poo on de new cowch 2nite…”
(efen dough eye sekritly agreez–is kyoot!!)
Got mooilk?
yooo ar wutchoo eet
a weiz men wunse sed