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CHEEEEEEEEZZZZEEEE!
conga ratz, tessm!
(GMTA)
oh fank yoo! gud to noes ai haz a grate mind!
There was never a shred of doubt.
dat gibs meh peice ob mined
As long as you don’t mined teh grate mind.
Y eye habbs half a mynd 2 say…
dees lie-yons iz gittin’ on my neuronz!
Really? I LOBE them to bits!
i lubs tehm so much i culd eeting tehm up!!
or tehy culd eeting me up…
you whisked it away, anyway!
*mixes up a linguisttic sooflay*
if LCB can manage a pun with “salad shooter”, I gives up.
dis salud shuddah bin bean
U’ve set teh salad bar too high. And u know how I am about too heights.
WIN!!!(Kaboom!) *head explodes from sheer punnyness*
**Bam Bam Bam Bam **
* Knocks teh legs off the salad bar *
Der naow teh salud bar nawt too high.
Kthx, but I didn’t rly mean it. It was meant tong-in-cheek.
Thong in cheek, as in floss???
*shuffels awf to NB wunring iffin ennybody els well coming*
*holdz door tu NV opun*
k’mon in, derez ruum fur ebbreewun!!
Ur comment makes me nostalgic for Maus and teh Double-Wide Debriefing Cart.
oh kwap *faispaw* datz NB, not NV. Altho i pritty shur dere be ruum in Nevada fur awl deh Cheezpeepz….. dehy haz lotsza spaiciz dehy not useing fur anyfing.
Dats a win ideer mai cween!!
Der iz lawts uf notell motell ruums in NV.
Sum eben wif hawt tubz adn YNGs/
mmmmm ….. hot adn cold running YNGz!!!
Yu nawt wairz dat kined ub flos? iz wai tu chekee fur me.
u nutcrackers me up.
that duzzint sound so gud rite after alla NB tawk duz it?
but (!) ai swares that stuff wuzzint ther when ai posted myne!
Conga Ratz. Wii can haz red velvut caek fur noms.
wif a gud cuppa tee? Oar a Martooni?
ohboi! red velvet caek! is that wiv a hole bottle uv reel all-natural home grown red fud cullering?
.
*taykes carosue and willy boi by teh pawses*
*spins round and round*
klunk!
Oh dear! You okay or you needs an ice-pak? *runs and gets one*
oh, fankyoo! *puts ice in drinks*
I will takes da cake. (nomnomnomburpnom) Fanks, Troll!
an, yoo gits a lyon an eye gits a poll…
Wii go fishin inna crawfish hoal…
Izz teh dans dans dans poll Ai hoep!!
**hazza flash bakk**
**fawls awf cowch laffin wif a histeriklol**
RED VELVIT CAYK?!?!?!
YOINK!!!
MARTOONI plskthxbai.
CHEEZ(BURGER)
den get in teh kar!
It’s TWO lions! Get in teh carpool lane!
*snort* LOL!
*snert*
Ya still got it, girl.
shew uz yur perlie whytes
As long as dose perlie wytes are not nomming me…
Fangs a lot!
*heddesk*
win!!!!
fangs, tessm and wb, fangs a lot!
*smylez rill beeg*
Gud dentul hi gene let me sho yu it.
Nd bref frexh az a rode kil?
Peengk perl aifinkso
hoo gets to telling tehm tehy needs toof witeners?
aifotso too but(!) ai wuzzint gunna say annyfing…
say “CHEEZ!!”
♪ ♫
U can’t hied yer lyon aiz
Adn Ur smilol is a thin disguyz
Ai Fought bai naow u’d realize
There ain’t no way to hied yer lyon’ Aiz
There ain’t no way to hied yer lyon’ Aiz
Hynnee, U can’t hied yer lyon’ Aiz
♪ ♫
Eeglols!
Iz teh purrfikt sawng fur teh lyon duet yes?
Say “Cheezburger!”
ohai, redhsb!
dis LOL is mayking mii hongry!
*goes downstares 2 make a cheez sammich*
(an haffa baff and a nap)
by, cheezfrenz! fangs 4 playing wiff mii!!!
Bye, kitkay!
Only haffa baff?!?!? Ur otter side not dirty??!?
is for saving water – KK will prolly baff hur otter sied tumorrow!!!
Save water baff wiv a frend
WooHoo!!
Ifn iz touriszt seezun, duz dat meen wii can eets dem?
Only if you has liscence
and tehy iz big enuff, an yoo not goze ober teh limit.
tee, hee, hee!
(eye naught hassa (good) flavur)
“Tastes lyke chickems”
“eye lubbs yoo, fud”
I must hazza sweet flabur. Teh ’skeeturs LUB me.
Cheezes twice, twice! get in the bus!
“Cheezus Sabes” (in response 2 teh Westboro baptise church in last fred)
*whispurrs* ai hoaps dis commint knot badd tayste!
Gretzky scores on the rebound!
FTW!!!
LOL
WBA beleafs cheezwiz shaves ?
*pichers cheezwiz shabing creem on WBC fases*
“Cheezus Sabes”
“Moses Invests”
“Gawd haytes chewz”
yah, hees moar offa dipper.
Eeeewwwww….
I daytid a gui in ohai skool who dipped. Pleh. I mayded him brush himz teefs befoar I’d let him kiss me.
wut bank Jebus sabez at? Bad taist iz beddur dan no taist at awl.
Ohh, tourist, YUM!
I feelz teh need…
.
.
teh NEED FOAR SPEED!!!!!!
I feel da need……….
Need fur a pain killer, and a bed!
Or tu sharpen awl da knives in da howse….hmm, what tu du, what tu du..?
Come to Red’s howse an drinkee margajareetas?
I alsew feelz teh need foar a winnin Powerball tikkit.
Mii tu!! Der izza howse awn da beech wif myne name awn it.
Dere’s an island wiff MY name on it.
*sigh*
>i>dreams of Donkey Island
Dere’s a wevver occashun wif my naem awn it.
Clickee
*pakz bagz adn bookz flite tu Donkey Eye Land*
*waves hands wildly in da air* Kan I come tu? Pleez, I kan cook, just nawt kleen beri gud. Pleez?
Da moar deh maerier!!!
Me, too??? Ai can maek a zucchini stir fry anna peech/blooberrie cobbler!
Wun fut awn teh gas wun awn teh brake.
Der’s tu much traffiks Ai nawt can pass, no.
So Ai tri mai bestest nawt leeglol muve.
A Big Blak and Wite cum adn crushed mai gruuv agin.
SAMMY!!!!
Iz wun of my menee theem sawngz, I finkso.
Say CCCHHHEEESSSEEE!!!
**luuks arown**
Did I kleer teh room agin?
Nope, I iz still heer. In and owt.
I thotso u wuz bizee doin sum killifyin.
Ai iz still heer.
Lissuning tu silber Bullet Band adn hazzing a mello
Haz yoo herd teh duet him did wif Martina McBride? Iz cawled “Chances Are”. Beyootimus sawng, butt gibs me a liddlol sad.
Ai haz heerd it.
Ai am lissunin tu teh old stuffs naow.
Kalikofonia Knights adn bootifull luzer
oops ment holliwud knights
Play “Trabelin Man” an “You’ll Accomp’ny Me” foar me,
I think Fran and Leo might’ve been, y’know, in the middle of something, when the cameras came out.
**openz mouf to say sumfin**
**thinks twyse**
Dini must be gud inflooins. U nawt wud think twyce a munf ago.
Iz nawt Dini’s inflooins.
ai kud uze dat inflooinz.
Mahm jes cawled: Teh Rednek an Teh Princiss iz dere, an dey wanna get awnlien.
Teh fing iz, dey nawt has teh pass-coad – I has it – sumware in my offis! **ebil laff**
*giggle*
Well now, red iffin yu wuld finally upak doze boxes, maibi yu kuld find da fings yu need in a timely manner. Sii how yur unorganization an unconcern effects otter people.
BTW, nuthn lyke howse guest ignorin yu fur da innertubes.
Grrrrr…..
Just kiddin!!!!! I support yur unpakked boxes and yur rite tu have dem!
**glarez at 3km**
U beddur, ifn u kno wutz gud foar ya, missy!
Hey, wen yu lived there 8 years and still have unpaked boxes, den yu kan step up missy. Yu still a novice at NAWT unpakkin!
U gonna show me how to do it?
Yep!
Step wun- Ignore teh box.
Step two- Log awn tu ICHC
Step three- shove box into corner of spare bedroom
or closet.
Step four- sit something on top of box, so as to disguies it.
*gasp* I think those lions are…er…pro-creatin! cover your eyes! 0_o
privassy, we not haz it
Affterglow, we do habbs it!
mebbee if we look kyoot an frendly they’ll come a liddle closer…
Well frenz, I gess I shud be crawlin unner teh cubbers foar teh nite. I gotta go to werk inna moarnin (PLEH), an a sleep-depribed redhed iz NAWT a berry plezzint fing.
Haz a gud nite/day/wutebber.
NITE!!!!
new page format is HORRIBLE. tiny fonts, long sideways scrolling, all the ads piled up right within all the pics…and the links to other cheezeburger pages are blue and purple against blue and purple backgrounds?
change is good, but make the changes GOOD not bad. K? thx bai
a perfect lol ! thnx
Perlee yellows; pleh.