
dont sneeze dont sneeze dont sneeze Templeton, where are you? We’re going to be late for your Vet appointment!!
nao wheer iz cuddlez? cant seem 2 find him either.
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bawt iz ellerjek tu plantz!
You can goes tu vetz tu get shot to bes not ellerjik tu plantz…
ai iz in ur plannt butt u kant see mii!
Shhhhh. Dey kint find meh heer!
Kitteh get down! Do nawt eat dat!!!
i iz hidin in youz plantz u noaw finz mi
but but but ai has to bork teh fugly!
thanks gp. I was missing a dot.
I’m finally Bloo!!!
yeah for yew! *places blew dot on mainlycoon’s nose*
thank you gammacat. I promis to take good care of this bloo dot and keep it forever.
Achooo!
I nawt up heer in da plant mom.
My mom went frew a macremae phase. We had doze fugly, hangey, plant fings all ober da howse.
kwestyon – wud eet bii trollesh tu kahment awn dose
butt-guglyintressten kurtenz?I fink it wud be rude nawt to mention it.
*whispers* Ifinkso it depends awn iffin wii know da person dat tayked da pic.
eep! and we do know hur!
but whare has she been???
kk… we misses you!!
Onoes!
Okai – dey nawt bii mii tink, bawt aiim suyr teh kurtenz luk berree lufflee en teh roem.
ai has eh beeg stoopid
{{{{{{{{catena}}}}}}}} nawt feel stoopy.
Da kitteh iz just soo beautiful, ebberyfing else pales in comparision.
Templeton? Whut happened to…
Wait for it…
Keep waiting…
Almost ready…
RIPPERTON!
Yay. Ai haz missed teh Ripperton komment.
Iz yew orl betterur naow LCB, nd not sew sfhaiyryeruiayf?
I miss teh Ripperton moments too. *sniff*
I is teh ok. Pretty much recoverated from teh procedure but still waiting on teh test results, so I don’t know if I has McKinley’s disease or 42itis.
Ai iz keepink teh ebberyfing crossified for yew. Duz yew wanna heer sumfing rilly rilly cyoot?
I think so…
Ophelia (aka Devil Spawn) woz norty larst niet nd ai had to gib hur a growly. Ai waeked up at tew tihs mornink nd she woz sittink neckst to me wib her litlol paw on top of mai hand.
Orl tewgedder naow…. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nd she gibbed me litlol kitteh kissis tew.
She’s either teh rly sorry or she’s lulling u into a false sense of security.
Jess mai opinyun but is rewd to maek teh snarkee on a pic wedder u noes teh purrson or nawt, aifinkso! Dey be awl happee dat dey gotsa hoam payje n den dey see teh nastee wurds and dey happee is harshed. Nawt gud!
yez yu ar rite adn ai iz berree berree sorree.
Butt (@@) Ai liekes teh green.
Kittehs seem to all luke der best wiffa green backrownd.
Nawt trollish attawl, catena — hav at dem!
*sigh*
Nesting fail.
eet wuz eh lawng dae. adn aiz bene haffen tu much fun at teh trollz eggspensz.
en nauw ai mus goe awf tu rehersel.
feelen stoopee.
Breaking News: Kitteh takkuls triffid inn vay shun. More at elebenty
*sigh again*
Strike dat. Vizhun fail iz moar liek it. Teh shading iz hard to see on hubcat’s ‘puter, apparentlee.
Da shading bii beri lite on my puter tunite tu, Iz hard tu sii.
Owt uv site, owt uv mynd?
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Durnit. Wuz werf ai shawt.
if i kant see yoo, yoo kant see me?
Wat? Who sed dat?
Haz enniwun else noticed dere haz been no LOL’s tu vote awn da last few dais?
Okay, now dey are there. *Realizes it’s been 3 yrs or moore since I’ve had a bakashun* I finkso I need a break.
fyoo weekweekweeks ago teh voting lols wuz borked, mebbee tehy had flashbakk or sumfin.
Wif a naem liek Temploltun. Dis mus be teh Seakrit ajint kitteh 82.
Tukksee Kitteh mayz
feenkz dis gud hydee playss, butz
himz beez incoarekkt
Tempullton Kitteh
duz nawt wantz himz Tukkseedo 2
getz ekkstra durtee
Tempullton Kitteh
coodz juss cloass himz ieez. Prittee
Wun woodz nawt see himz!
Jack.
wishful thinking kitteh iz… not fooling anywun but hisself.
seriously, some of my lols should fit on the start page, but no one ever finds them!
Does anyone else remember the episode of ‘Fat Freddy’s Cat’ where FF leaves the cat locked in, so he has to poo in a hanging plant. FF returns & is baffled, ‘I can smell catshit but I can’t see it!?’ The cat sleeps smugly… I always thought it would be physically impossible, but I was wrong!
I’d like to thank my “friends” for making nasty comments about my curtains. That’s why I made this lol, so everyone could trash my house. Thanks, guys. Real nice.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ {{{{{{KK4}}}}}} ♥♥♥♥♥♥
donut let a cuppla thotless commintz ruin deh frunt paige fur u!!
Yeah, whut teh cween said. I was happy 4 u and also overjoyed at the long-awaited opportunity to say…
RIPPERTON!
Thanks…I wuz surprizd an happy to get front page..then hadda sad wen ai reeds da commints bout mah house an curtins…oh well. Iz gonna be a fun day if RIPPERTON gets on da front page!! Gotta get reddy for works. Lub ya bof!!
I posted a short video once of my Liam batbatbatting teh watter from teh kitchen faucet when he was a little boi. Peeps commented on how much watter I was wasting, when I actually only had it running for like 15 seconds. Hmph.
Try not to let it get you down, babe – if I let the crap they write about me get to me I’d be going postal every time I get a FPer. Remember: being happy is ALWAYS the best revenge! (Besides, I love you and my godson Bogey very much…ain’t that what counts? :p )
I know, huh? I haven’t had a FP in so long, then the joy got sucked out of it! : ( I’m cool now, and, I LIKE my curtains! {{{{Wonderful Winnie}}}}
I am really really sorry. It was very rude of me, and I do apologize.
I do love the way your kitty climbed up there!
If you want to be reassured about your taste, go to ‘lovely listings’ & be amazed and appalled. You’ll feel much better about yourself afterwards. I did, and I’ve got my hall and stairs painted magenta, with a decoration of metallic sea-serpents.