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Cheezburger Network Blog
sorry prof. mcgannagawl…
i’ll do better – i promise!!!
Conga rat shoelaces, Nenne! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray for tawp spawt!
Fankies!!!
I was surprised tu find myself up there all alone! I fought I was layte!!
Ai’m fixin tew fix sum lunchez. Shall we hab fahitas an margaritaz?
Why that sownds just LUBLEE – and it RHYMES!
“Stawp this rhyming nao, I mean it!”
anybody want a peanut?
oh yesh – i can has fahitas an margareetahs!!!
I is batloling pleh puter at wurk dat crashed…
I need all teh margareetahs ai can get!
*whispurrs: btw – I manajid to taek a reelee cute pic of buster the otter day!!!*
*please to wear purrtekshun as it contayns the holly trinitee – pinkie toepads, pinkie noes an pinkie tongue!!!!*
Oahi Nennepus! Ai had a nozy adn wint adn lukd atcher buster. Y he luks JUS lyk MAI buster!! Duz yer buster has teh long furs?
yes – he has! he’s most probableh a larj part norbegian forrestkitteh – he has 4 layers of long floofeh furr… (not to menshun all the layers of furr he leevs behind evrywhere….)
Aw, whut a sweet pikshor!
I hope it dussint get the care tr…lls out though… he is a nout door kitteh – an he gets in fights, hence the scritchies on his noes… *sigh*
{{Nennepus}} he is ADORABLE!!! an taht is a grate pikshur!
*stix owt Rms wyd wiv a feersniss*
Nawt to be scoldin Cheezpeepz hoo hab a nout door kitteh! Sum kitteh has kneeds fur owtsyd adn wunt be keeped insied, no madder wuts. Sum kitteh has teh wyld @ hart, kneeds to runs wif winds inna hares adn small krittehs to chays adn kech. Wutcha gonna due? Gibs em lubs adn snorglols adn gud fuds nowing tehy aweez cums to hoam fur mommas lubs.
Fanks!
– but has his outdoor tiem wiffa fierce! (yay for catflaps!)
He’s mostly inndoors napping though
deh owt door kittehz is just beeing truu tu demselbz. deh haz deh hartz uv deh tygrrrz and dey steelz ower hartz. wii just lubbing dem fur hoo dey r.
Moastlee awl mai kittehs be a nout door kitteh…cuz ob tehy R awl reskyood adn doptified as teensee feral bebbehs adn razed as R kidlets. Wii awl kin haz a happitayl!
{{{{{{Fikshunkitteh & CweenMJ}}}}}}
I’m off home – wurking late to get my puter back on track – it is now, and I will never ever shut it down again
TTFN!
Dis kitteh iz beautimous! Ewe air a berri gud foto-tecker!
wih hadded a nout door kittehhurr naym wuz Torte bkuz shih wuz larjly tortuss perjun. she hadded a noe laik for insied, adn shih purr tekted uss frum teh kriturz – shih wud kilz teh snakses adn teh molelols – *runs awae wifa kwikness frum snakeses* – adn shih wud sho us dem so we noed shih wuz bizzie purr tektin us. Brayv Torte kitteh! Shih slepded on teh bak poarch – wih kud heer the katdoar goe flappity-flap at nyt adn wih nu shih was snorgled in hur beddie.
Glad u posted deh warning!!! berry splortable!!!!!
Sew ufny! Taht wuz my first thot, tu!
Duz dis meen moar homwerk?
study harder!!!
Is CC tootering Naow?
Cat-ee-kism calss, aifinkso.
if a steemship leaves New York at 3:00 p.m. and a train leaves Bufffalo at 2:00 p.m. …..
how menny cheesburgers will be nommed by the thyme they reach albuquerkee?
Mt McKinley!
elebenty x elebenty of corse!
Pi r round?
depends on the tin you bake them !
Yoo needs remewdial reedings, ifinkso.
Ai will purrrrsonally take care of it!
I fink mebbeh dis prettee bebeh watching yu becoz she no can heer yu. Yu need to studdee ASL to communikate wif teh odd-eied whiet kitteh.
Ai tinkin dis iz wun uf de purdyest kittehz ai eber seed! Ai hop hur ken heer.
Yeah, me too!
BTW, sorta related – kwik BOOK review: kitteh lubbers everywher will enjoy a book I just bot and read. Is abowt a blind BC kitteh named Homer. Is kawled Homer’s Odyssey, by Gwen Cooper.
Yoo kin reading a segment of it if yoo googlol Gwen Cooper’s blog and teh storeh “Night of the Hunter.” Fabuluss!
Want. ur. buk. NAO! Fank u!
Ai bouht a reelee cyoot childruns book on mammazone – There are cats in this book – it’s the kyootist book ever!
Fankoo fur wreckamending dis buk! Ai red deh chapper u menshin an eggspurts on Amazun an iz reelee a mus-hab buk! Fankoo gremlin!
Sumteims it happens butt deaf kittehs kan lern 2 get arown nawt being ablol to heer. Ai had a kitteh hoo new wen ai nawt heer cuz ai am bery hard uv heering. Wen Ai tuk mai heering ayds awf, ai nawt heer. Mai Tucky wud sit down, put awl paws togevver in front uv meh and den, SCREEMS! He smart kitteh.
Mai Teddy duz dat, but hi kan heer. Hi jus lieks tu yell at mi.
Hur bery splortayshus aifinkso. *titens chrg adn raps awn a littlol xtry goosytaep*
{{{{mezzomom}}}} Hao ar U?
Ai r gud! adn yu?
{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Aif fink prettee kitteh has beutimouse ears, weather kan heer or notz! Ai skritch ‘em, aifinkso.
Stern kitteh iz stern.
BRB, teh goggie sez “scuze meh mom, gotta pee!”
nawt dun wif ur lawlz humwerk yut, uh?
Liddill Banilla
Iess Creem Kitteh wawntz Rubz frum
Liddill Prittee Wun
Banilla Iess Creem
Kitteh woodz nawtz myndz Snuggillz
oarz Cuddillz, eevurr
Liddill Banilla
Iess Creem Kitteh mayz reezoart
2 jentill Hedd Bawnk
Liddill Prittee Wun
needz 2 putz ‘way beeg feeengz. Payz
attenshun 2 hurz!!!
Jack.
“Banilla Iess Creem Kitteh” ! whut a purrrfect descripshun Jack!
elebentee burgers tew yew for annuder grate pome!
It duz look lyke iess kreem! *whispurrz* But himz eerzies ar lite peenk!
Mebbe therz a tynee tuch of stromberry or teaberry in that banilly iess kreem?
o mai, ai hoap tutor kitteh duz nawt haz *gulp* a rooler!
{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}
Yu iz failin!!
Dat kitteh shir iz pritti!! I lurves mi sum kittinz!! Mai B whi I reskew dem!
Ohai, baltoscrapper. Nice to meetcha. Yoo is kitteh reskyewer? Gud for yoo! And thankx for awl yoo duz for teh kittehs! Yoo noes we cheezfrenz always injois storehs bout teh kittehs . . .
*extends floofy paw of frendsheep*
tew cellybrate teh floofy paw uf frendsheep heer iz a hylareeus bideo (wel, ai finkso aneehoo, butt (!) ai haz teh warpd sens uv hoomer sumtymes)
ohfanx fur da welcum Grem! Yer nt REEL gremlin, is u? Ai scarded of gremlins!! *hids in cornr lik skard kitten!*
*whispurrz jently* Noes, I yam nawt a reel gremlin. Ay goes by teh naym kawz I wunz had an orinj kitteh naymd Gremlin. A beeg orinj boy hoo’s at teh brij waytin nao, but I lubbinged heem so. He wuz naymed after teh gremlins in teh movie kawz he sumtiems turnd into a liddlol monster after midnite.
So pleez, do nawt be afrayd. I haz sum noms and kold drinkies heer for yoo, and a sawft blankee. And a stufft toy teddi bayr if that helps . . .
baltoscrapper, wud yu kum owt frum teh kornur foar a nais cannoli? ai maded lotz, adn wih noe has fishnished tehm obur at teh sillybrashun on teh uthur lol – tehr’s plentee tu shair wif nu frendz!
dunt bee skard balto, dis iz bery nyce gremlin! An welkom tew cheezland!
Ifns yu wnats to ce mi neewist batch uv resckues, chek mi picz! Theyz fwuffi nd kayut! Theyz 7weks old noi. Theyz sooo funneh, I crakz up all teim! Sidwayz hopz mak mi falonflor laffin! Chek picz of dem! Dey al spokin fur doe as soonz as 8weks old dey go to der neww homz! awwww, I wil missded dem bad! Wil resckew next batches sone afder tho!
ohai bs..bc… er….eep! baltoscrapper!
welcome to cheezland!
*wispers*
if u is replying to someone spacifically, u can clikkie on teh ‘reply’ button on who you is replyin to, so it will ‘nest’ in teh rite place!
*gives… er… bts! a welcome to cheezland choklit skwirrl*
oooooo. dey b pritty kittyz!!!
Fanks fur floofy paw! I snif yur face and aprove yer frendsheep! (i’d snif butz but dint no yu so wel yetz!)
I neds sum freends here! Nu to cheezland buts nt to LOLcatz….dey bin crakin’ mi up fur yeers! Lurves da kittehs!! *squeeeeeezeys*
So, hu wantz b mi frend?
Wii can bez frenz if U leikes.
Ai haz tu tabbehs, RnG girl and grey-black girl, sisters.
An wun big goggie puppeh. Sigh. Is goin to be puppeh for yeers, tehy seyz. She is Sew Shinee — looks like black glass tile! An smart, 4 reel! Is a ‘triever. Mebbee shii canz help mii findz teh stuffes…..
Angelwaits
Wud luv too b freends! Beesidz resckews kittehs, I haz 3 “perma” kittehs! ORgne boy iz Rascal, calico iz Axel and tabbers iz Junior, or “uncle Junior” tu teh babeh kittehs! He kittehsittehs fur mi!
The kittie has the look on his face like a disapproving teacher alright. LOL! what a cute kittie too. The only way this would be funnier if it was a black Basement kitty.
Me tinks dat itz a TUDOR kitteh, nawt a TUTOR kitteh.
alredi?! but… but… i’s onlee jus startid uni!!! not gotted to lekchurs yet!!! oh noes!
Ohai, IndiAndFinn. I has nawt seen yoo befor. Nyce to meetcha! *extends paw*
**shakes paw happilee** hai!! nys ta meecha too! i been on here long tymes but ai nawt commint much. deys all soo funnee ai nawt no what to sai!! but dis one apropreeate cos i’s just startid uni!! ai hopes mi tutor nawt like dis!!
De purrblum iz u naut be concentrating!
Me fail English? Unpossible!
This pic is too hilarious and adorable.
by the way, is it really necessary for everyone to speak LOLcat on here? It’s only funny when it’s on a cat picture.
draco malfoy kitteh