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Kitteh does nawt luke pleased.
“send sqeekee box back, plz”
Wurldz going tu da dawgz.
At least the googies are in sleep mode.
Yabbut they is just resting up for all teh kitteh-aggravating to come.
Yesh, butt(!!!) fer how long?
Huh! I se no comint, ai comint, ai luk nd se pj haz nawt secund nd
nd mine nawt shoze up.
I was all alone hear fer awile. Hadda scareee!
Taht happins sumtaims!! It IZ reelee earee – laik ebreewun in teh hole wyde whirrrld just – vanished.
Teh furst taim it happened to mee, ai reelee wuz cloase to panik – but tehn cweenmj cayme along an saved mee!!
Edumicate dem goggies naow!! Den teh kittehs dey lib wif in teh foreber hoam nawt haz tu.
Nawt tu uze teh pointee endz…dem nawt haz eyes opun yet.
Sew, az ai wuz saing, da wurld iz going tu da
dawgz. kumgrabyurelashunz,{{{{{pj}}}}} sun iz
obur da yardarm heer so haz sum gud nomz nd drinkeez
az we dansez orf tu taebo teak fur awl da funz
Yippie!! Letz go!
*Dances off into sunset wiff grmawgs*
Ma? Do u has mo meelks plzkthx?…
Oh, u sleeps. Sry.
Oh – this iz so sweeeeet!!
yesh. DR is good at dat.
I don’t know for how long, but i wish it could be coma time.
Hmmmm…. Schrodinger neber tolded me ’bout dis.
Kitteh haz been invaded.
I lub those ears.
Pur kitteh haz 2 teech goggiez whz bols!
Goggies r sew kyoot..iffen dey were kitteh babbies we wood be in BIG trubble.
Oh, ai luv teh baybee kittehs – butt!! teh smell ov a baybee puppee iz unfurgettable – an reelee . . .stranjlee enchanting!
I lubs teh smell ov all kindz ov baybeez. Teh smell makez yoo habs tew snorglol them. Yoo jus kant help it.
Our two kittehs were baybeez in 2002 and they wuz da stinkyest baybeez we evur smelled. Whoo!! But sew kyoot. Every1 wood have splorted!
*thinx ob stinkees an does nawt splort* sheew!
Let’s put da kitteh in da box wiff da sqeekies an see wat happens.
letz jus send teh box bak wur it comed frum.
Hot Dogs!! I can haz 1 :p
Whys? Oh whys I were-ent ’nuff for youse?
*Must mooosh large chew toys now*
Plz nawt to moosh da bebbehs! Shmoo Shmooooo Schmoooooo!
*Kitten joins in bi-species cuddle puddle*
OMG! *kitten joins in bi-species cuddle puddle* squueeeeeeeeeeee! Can I use that one? Lur it!
Sounds good on paper; nawt so sure kitteh shood juss jump in so quick!
I jes lurv teh “cuddle puddle” part!!! <3
[peeks hed in]
Ohai! [waves]
[iz suddenly pushed awl way in]
*oooof* Hey quit shoving.
Ai’m goin’ ai’m goin’.
Oh, dis lol luk liek me wif teh noobies at wurk.
Lemme make jes wun cawmint.
*deep breath* [suddenly starts getting pulled bak owt]
Aww kom awn! Yew sed 5 minutes.
[sits awn floor]
Ai’m nawt leavin’!
[misteruslee starts tew slide across floor]
No fair!
∞
By nc66, nice seein you!
kum baaaaaaaaaaak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Red comez in, shakin, hares stikkin owt eberyware, an luukin berry frazzlold**
Ohai, frenz.
Did I eber tell y’all how mutch I HAYT drivin in Lexington?!?!?
Ohai Red. Snorglol a kitteh adn U will be beddur in no tyme.
I’m gettin lubbed awn my Miss Dini rite now.
Oh, an conga–ratz awn urz an LCB’z upcomin nupshlols. U set a dayt yet?
When wii haz awl teh wedding prezzies dat LCB wants wii will set teh dayt.
U can send awl teh gifts tu LCB wif kwikness uf teh speedy snayl.
Prezzies befoar teh weddin? Izznt dat kinda bass-akwerdz?
**shrugz**
**Suddenlee has a beeg sad**
Anuthur man fulla awsum an win iz awf teh markit.
whuz gettn nuptuled? didyu meetz heeer n cheezburgr?
Oh, pay that no mind. I’m pretty much not getting married to *all* of teh cheezmens.
Butt…..u steelz dere harts an awl….
Not marreeing AWL uv deh cheezmenz!?!?!?!???? seemz kinds selfish tu mii..
Wont u leebeing kuppla dem fur deh rest uv us tu not marreeing??
But… but… teh beauty — teh ONLIEST beauty — of teh cheezmens is that they can get not married bunches of times. Sometimes at the same time!
Hay now, iz u insultin teh cheezmenz?
**puts hanz awn hipz an gibs LCB a sturn luuk**
O, donot get me rong; they is teh lovely peeps and all that, but… well, they is *mens* after all.
Hmmmm…… u meenz i kud not git marreed tu GP adn WRr, tuu??? Kewl!!!
Of coarse!
U could even — are u sitting down? — not has kids wif them!
WOWzerz!!!
And kud i not cook fur dem??
Adn nawt due dere lawndreez??
I fink I’m in lubz!!!!!
And cue…
♪We’ve only just bee-gun
To li-i-i-i-i-ive
White lace and promise-es…
etc.♪
Awww…. Deh Kar pent erz sing so purdy…..
♪ A kiss fur luk adn wiire on ower way.
Butt – waht if yoo reelee WANTED to be getting nupchuled wif wun ov them???
No room at the inn
Kitteh’s wurried. How’s to kleen all dem big bebbehs wit one tung??
Kitteh’ll be bizzier than an one-tunged kitteh at a bebbeh-cleaning contest. *nods*
LOL! uze r funeh!
Kitteh has a puzzled.
Wut dem’s for?
Ohai, rattipuss!!!
Haz dem littlol skwurllz adn otterz maded a mess uv ur howse yet??
O hai!
Noes, da ‘quirrls an da otterz iz restin cumferblee. Ah maekd dem a lilleh carryin sak liek dey haz fer hoomin bebbehs so dat deys can alwaes snuggels close an so win day needs tu be feeded, Ah has dem rite dere.
An Ah hugs dem an skweez dem an pet dem an pat dem an naemded awl ub dem Jorj.
Jorj b a fine name!!!
Oh! Just lukkit cyoot littlol jorj. . .an jorj. . . an jorj. . . an jorj!
Rattipuss, yoo ar teh BEST baybee mamma ebber! Do yoo need enemoar dye purrrs???
Ummm . . . dey seems to needs lawts ub dyepurrs. O.o
Sum ub dem haves a stinky! Oh, the huge manatee!
Den Ah gitz tu cleens dem up an maek dem tu smelz liek sweet lilluh flours.
Heer yoo go!
10 moar boxes ov teh tinee dye purrrs. An sum baybee powder fur tehyr tinee furree behinees.
Oh – tehy DO smeelz laik sweet lilluh flours.
Oh, fanks!
Deese wil be grate halp.
Is berry sweet tu. Da bebbeh ‘quirrels r teechin da otterz tu clime an da otterz r teechin da ‘quirrels hao tu swimz.
But don wurry. Dey is berry klosely suppir- souper- watchted ober win dey does.
A bit like this?!?
Prezaklee!
it sertanlee hazzint BEEGUN well…
♪We’ve only just bee-gun
To li-i-i-i-i-i-i-ive… ♪
**runz owt of room wifakwiknees, wif hur hand ovur hur mouf**
Whut? U’r not feeling gud? That’s too bad.
I knoes! A song will halp u feel better.
*follows red*
♪White lace and promise-es
A kiss for luck and we’re on our way…♪
**hurling iz herd in teh backgrown**
U pikkin owt songz foar ur weddin to WRr?
Wait, whut?
I can’t get married to WRr because I’m already not getting married to GP!
I thotso u guies borked up.
Besydez, dere mite be sum objekshuns to dat yoonyun….
No, we didn’t brake up because we was never teh together in teh first place.
**hazza confuzzlold**
Oooohhhh, my hed hurtz….
I know just teh thing. A song!
♪Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time, u are ne-e-e-ar?♪
*pumps shotgun*
*aims*
*
ducksgooses*doant shuuting deh burdz!!!!
My heero!
♪ Come, come ai luv yoo ooooonleee ♪,
♪ COOOOOME Heeeeeero Mine ♪
“My Hero” from “Teh Chonklt Soljer” bai Viktor Herbert
Nawt tell dem dat until Aftur dem sended teh sparklee prezzies!!
Oh, like I has to wait for them to *send* teh shinys. I can just go get them. Saves ware and tare on teh mailmale.
mebbee hur iz preggerz….. I did alot uv dat “runz owt of room wifakwiknees, wif hur hand ovur hur mouf” wen I wuz preggerz……
I noez!!! letz frow rhsb a baybay shower!!! dat will making hur so happee!!!
Um…..nope.
Unless teh son of CC iz comin bak, I’m nawt preggurz!
not tu wurry…. I haz seen on TV dere b wimminz hoo b preggerz but not noeing it…. U not deh onlyest wun.
Lesseee wut tu git rhsb?
Awlla stuffz hur gonna need:
Bassinett
Crib
Diypurrz
E…..
Eer fingees
Fuzzy Aminlols
Gushi Fud Wypers
H…
Hai Chair
Indeevidjoolly pakkidjed baby wipez
Jigglee bownsee seet
K….
oh, butt (!) shurely… an ohai chayr!
Huge amounts ob extra diaprees
Infant car carrier seet
Johnny Jump-up! (‘s a springee bouncie chair toy)
K…
Kewt klothes
Liddlol bittee booteez
Mennee mennee diypurrz
n….
Net, butterflai type, foar catching kwikcrawling kidlet
On/Off switch, new invention, to bii installed in all rugratz
Purple baby clothez, good for boy or girl bebbehs
Qite a few extra diaperz
R…
Rattlolz
Shoozies
Tinker toiz
U. . .
Unnerooz
Vittelz
W…..
I don’t know Red but there is a star in east and there have been 3 Smart A**** hanging around. As we know wise men now a days are hard to find.
Onlee 3?
U must nawt libs in a berry popyoololatid area.
that’s true. I’m kinda out in the boonies.
**hazza seryus jellus**
save your jellus. It can take me an hour or more to just feed all the livestock here. It’s nice being here but it can be alot of work.
Dat’s fien. I growed up in teh countree.
I even had a pet cow wen I wuz a kidlet.
*pastoral frolic*
.
Tehy luk sew cyoot & innosent wehn tehy iz littlol…
itza trik….. *nods*
kittehs pulz sama knda trixs! I haz 3 thatsbe pulin teh trixs now! damit cayootnis! *gos ad skritchis cayootnes heds*
Issa rooz tew keep daddygoggy frum eetin’ dem.
*yoink*
No wait! Iz nawt meh…err…ai nawt him…err…
Oh well, meh!
Kum Baaaaaaaaak!!!!!
noeing hao mush trubble tehy bi, wi wud nevver
lets tehm adoptify usses iffen tehy wuzzint
cyoot.
Schroedingerz puppiez….
…. wen duz deh speermint bgin???
cat has a worry
does goggies eat teh ice cream?
crow and cat must chat
dey is so cyoot … and the kitteh is too.
…..
ohey; also ai wants to saying a hyoooooooooggggeeeee congaratulamashuns to LCB and nativeca66 for the awesome redneck sinetist riff they did, back on the “i can make that” lol. since they are both here, maybe they will seeing this noticification. it was full of win and awesome, and if yew peeps didn’t see it, yew shud go check it out.
kthnxbai.
oh yes, the d’Beaker Labs van, the wun that wuz stuck in the mud at Cheezstock … we has replaced it wif a d’Beaker Labs pickup truck. wif a gun rack. and a PBR bumper sticker. yep.
no Cormfederate flag?
red necks, white sox, and blue ribbon beer!!
OMCC! I kno dat sawng!
♪ain’t nufink more N’Orleans dan Dixie Beer. (commershul jingle)
‘Cept its brewed in Wisconsin ever since that
little spill four years ago. They got the recipe
right, though, tastes the same.
That was a _water_ spill, of course, not beer.
Besser als ein weinbruch.
*blush*
Thx, Fleep! Was teh lots of fun thinking them up.
Speeking of Cheezstock, I gotted my swag in teh mail today and it looks awesome! I gotted teh travel drinkee cup, teh regtangularized maganet and teh small button. They comed out nice! Oh, and I justed added a NO RLS button to teh cleckshun, too. Check it out!
Wuz beery awsum indeed!!! So awsum, I puttinged it on deh Cryerz Lore adn Legendz paige whayle dey wuz still shootin…
[struggles adn clawz way bak in]
Awn behalf ob NC…Fanky!
Ai’d liek tew take dis awportunity tew…*dubblol yoink*
Ohai, Shirlee. Iz NC OK???
An teh labs get to ride in teh bak ov teh truk, rite???
test 1 2 3!!
I made 4 comments dat diddnot show up anyware. *Hopes if dey do show up dey still makez sense.*
/Sorry to break character here
But what is that? A cat? A football?
kitteh is sad cuz he knows one day they gonna give away all himz puppehs
Yodelayeeoo!
Please help me – I no longer am getting the ‘straight’ LOL ICANHASCHEEZBURGER but only one picture and then endless comments and alternate captions. How can I get back to the plain and original daily mailing? Today I even had Jane Powell, for crying out loud.
That is one concerned Kitty
Kitteh lookz like BeiBei, uv cookie-ate-ing fame. Iz praps munchkinz? Does they all has doze bunway-lookin earz?
If there is trouble don’t fear, he can contact SuperCat here: http://www.webdonuts.com/2009/09/supercat/
kitteh has airplane earz
lub doze earz!
Cheer up kitteh. U teach goggies whoz da boss! (u!) Start ‘em whilez dey yung.
s’not really that funny
but the kitty should still show those pups whose boss.
look! its da ‘ i made u a cookie, but i eated it ‘ kitty!
LOLZ!!!