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tayk mi bak tu marz plzthx
Dependz on wut u doo wif dem.
Duz sumwun needa goez tew teh naughtie barnz?
Like I sed, ‘dependz on wut u doo wif dem.’
Ai weer mayn when ai does howswurk. De vacuuman, dis dushtin,
kleanan der leeterboxz. Awl des funn stuff.
Conga ratz PB adn skwirrlgrrl
*drags bottul ov shampain from last lol*
ennee cheez straws left?
Ai haz such a bizze ai mist teh 3 o’clock spot
Thx MMM !!!
A toste tu awl, bofe heer adn miss ing !!
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Come grab yur elashuns PB!!
2 nawt-sekkunds in wun day!
an ai brings u sum ginger, pecan an rum chocklit brownies!
ai has nebber taysted dem – but ai found de recipe, an it sounds nommilishus!!
An it’s purrfekt wif champers – cause evryfing is purrfekt wif champers!!
Fanqu Nenne !! Ai fink ai wun nawt-sekkund dyu tu a scratchin ob de faborit !!
* Parses browneez tu awl. *
Ooh, peacan ! Yum !!!
No noes, PB, yu woz nawt-sekkund dew to teh spead ov yur brayn sells adn to teh rapidifulness ov yur tye-pin finggas. Donut be so modist.
*nomnomnoms a brownee*
hmm delishus adn nootrishus
Marz needs kittens?
marshunz needz lubz, too!! Adn hoo bedder tu give deh lubbing dan kittehz?
Wuz cold in haus last nite, wile wuz sleepN had kitteh appli Kd to mii legs. Iz prolly cold awn Mars, tu.
wait, wut???
And I has turnd into a beyootimus BUDDERFLY!!!!!
U wuz awlwayz beyootimus!!
Cud tihs bi Upfi … ???
In teh neggst life maybe…. but fanks for finking of me! Ai feel quite honored! *schmoos poussinboi on the cheek*
I is froam elebenth rock frum de sun – is very nyse heer on the 3rd rock!!! gud noms an lots of snorglols!
Yu stil losd yor blu, Nenne:?: Iz borkd:?:
o.O
Yay! is back!!!
Why can’t I catch those 2 little balls???
Dat iz sumptin ai dun tink ai eber wundered beefur!
*snerk*
Iz alwaiz gud to broadin horizins:) Mebbe hard workz of tutor kitteh iz payin’ off?
WooHoo!! Doodlebobbers!!
wen ai groze upz, ai kan bee TinkleBellol?
Why of KORSE yoo kan, yoo smioling liddlol beyootee.
I hears teh tinklol of liddlol bells alreddy.
BTW, Italiana, I duz nawt think we has met. Is yoo frum Italy? I lubbings teh Italian fuds. Iz nyce to meetcha. *offers floofy paw*
Iz nyce tu meechu awlsoetu! (shaykz floffypaw ov nu frend, Gremlin, smylz happeelee at ebree buddee). Ize nawt from Italee, butz mai famblee bakgrowndz is Italyeenn (ai has antses adn unknuckleses adn kuzzinz dere). Ai lurvz tu nom teh Italyeen fudz – awl ob dem! *passes playt ob homemaded cannolises* – pleez tu halp selves adn ennjoi! Mangia!
*runs runs runs wif a kwikniss, LEAPS on Italiana!*
Ohai! Did yoo say CANNOLIS!!!!!????? *nom nom nom* Why fankee!
yu izzmowst wellkummous! derz plentee foar ebreebuddee, adn napkenz tu wyp teh kreem frum teh whizkurz. Izz past elebbenty ayemm soe ai kannut offurrz catpuecheenoez, butz ai kan gib ebbreewun a nais espressoe tu goe wif teh cannoli. Lotsa noms adn drinkees halpz tu get fru teh HumpyDae, aifinkso.
*Bounces in,oferz moppy paw to Italiana, grabz a cannolis and a duble espressoe * pleazetomeetyu. thnxfurnoms! *bounces out witaquikness*
ohai … adn obai, OBK!- yu bownses laik a tiggur, aifinkso … ai has a gigglol! ai hadded a bownsy orunj tiggur kitteh – himz wuz naymd Kudzu bkuz himz wuz a pesst laik teh kudzu vyn … but in a gud wae.
I’s named for Xavie, meh oranj tabby that thnks he is a floofy rubbr boll! *bouncy bouncy*
BOING!!
we iz resai … reeci … er, usin agin, the bestest lolz from the mistses of tyme?
hum – recycling day is usullee on fursdays… Mebbeh somewun in skedaddle fought it was brand noo?!?
sum LOLs seem to keep theyr lustre for ebber an ebber!
I can has bloo naemz?
YAY!!! Happy Blooness!!!!!
Kyew furr bloo song:
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♫ Ai’m bloo dubba di dubba do dubba di dubba do dubba di dubba doooooooo ♫ ♪♫ ♪ ♪♫ ♪
welkum to blooness KM
Conga-rats! Just hao BLOO kin yoo git!????
A liddlol bloos to welkum teh noo blooness . . .
Ai nebber sawz dis befur, an ai glad iz posted. Is so KYOOT!!!!
Kitteh wanna trai an reech de bobbee fings.
oh noes. ai donut knose eef ai ken hold eet. teh kyootness iz aboot tew oberwelm meh. oh noes, oh noes…..ooh dots. sumbunnee gib meh sum gooztape, stat pleaz
*skids wifa kwikniss-noks ober palinsc-tilts palinsc bak up*
*rap rap rap wif gooztape onna CHRGwdoi*
*pantz pantz*
Hoap ai mayd it in tiem!
phwew! fankee fishunkitteh! ew sabed me. now ai has to go and dew teh SRL werkity. ai am swamped and filling in fur a missing non-cowerker tew. sheesh, teher bee onlee wun of me! tehy iz teh reely reely cuttin intew mai Cheeztime! Schmoooooz Cheezpepes.
oops. taht wuz pozed tew be Cheezpeeps. *Groucho MarX voice, “although a Cheezpepe sounds a lidol suggestive”*
OMG too kewt! Sweet l’il fluffy bebeh kitn…
(Dons CHRGwdoi and HGGs in rapid succession)
Okay, nao. Awwwww!
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Ooooooo! Wut a lublee bebbeh calleeko catturflai!
*YOINK!*
*b4 rhsb hassa chans tu yoink dis wun*
*runrunrunsawaewifakwiknis, snorguling teh lublee bebbeh*
*luks a bit comfuzzled by the LOL*
Why is there a pair of doodlebobbers hanging inda midlol of the pic?!?
has the kitteh used up its attenshun span of elebenty millisekkunds an sauntered of tu an otter lol?!?
*liks suspishoslee at NW*
An why has u suddenleh growed a happytayl?!? an do sumfing wif that purr of yurs… *hands NW a coughdrop*
Er … um … wel … mebbeh it jus bees teh medikayshuns fynlee taekin ifekt?? Yesh yesh – dat’s it – it mus bees teh medikayshuns.
*nods hed [hur own] vigrisslee*
O yesh, an koffkoff fankees foar teh kofdrop, tu.
*has a giltee foar nawt shaerin teh lublee liddol calliko catturflai wif uvver nies Cheezpeeps*
*sneeks teh bebbeh bak intu teh LOL*
*trais tu luk in a sint*
Ai jus doant noes wut yu meens abowt teh LOL, dough. Ai cees teh liddol kitteh jus fyne.
Eyes LOL suspishuslee…
Awww… so kyoooot!!!!
*puts on elebenty rolls of canaydiun goose taype*
*saunters on to the strict tutor on neggst lol*
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
ooh, haow nais! ai fangyuberimeowch foar teh horspitalluhtee adn teh toor! ai has bin rownd a wyl, butz usalee nawt has teh tym to plae beri meowch – dis beez sloe dae at werkeez -*dans an spin an twerl wif teh happeenesses* – soe ai kan plae adn has lotsa funnses!
I iz glad tu seeing u heer!! Speshulee sins u broatted nomz (up deh fred a wayz)!!
*dansiz wif Italiana spinning adn twerling*
ohai tu yu!*dans an twerl, dipz adn sway, helpz tu passz teh HumpyDae* … omaigudnes, ai maded a pome!! moar cannolises adn espressoeses foar ebrebuddee! we kan has HumpyDae sillymabrayshun? aifinkso!
{{{Italiana}}}}
U b most welkum heer!!!
*sipz espresso.
mmmmmmmmmmmm
izz taim foar mih to kloze teh off iss adn goe hoam … ai wil leev teh cannolises adn espressoeses for enny wun hoo wantz a snak.
{{{HUGGIEZ}}} tu awl … goo nitez, adn schmoo!
*skampurrs awf tu teh kar tu goe hoam, wayvz buh-bi frum parkee playz*
Teh neckxst fyoo minits are gonna be histericalol – luk at te eckspreshun! Bebbeh has GOT to ketch those little bownsy deelie-fingies!!!!!
I had doodlebobbers once. But I used teh speshul cream and they eventually wented away.
hoap they weren’t kontayjus!
A doodlebobber epidemic was diverted.
But, but, but, deh doodlolbobberz iz sew kewt!! Hoo wudn’t want sum????
I for wun welkum dominayshun by owr noo doodlolbobber overlords!
Woz teh Whirled Helf Organimajizashun haz been informed?
WHO???
Snicker!!! Itz teh upperkace dat did itz.
doodlolbobberses ob tehh whirled, untie!!
Aaaaw…
ooo. I haz WIFI dis week. deh paigez loading so fast!!!!
*goez on scavenger hunt fur maor frenz*
i thotted tehy wuz deelyboppers
oar thingamajigz?
… wutchamakawllitz…
want…
I noes this is OT, but today is Bruce Springsteen’s birthday. Happy 60th, Bruce, and many more! Woot woot!
“Last Thursday, at the Harvard Square theatre, I saw my rock’n'roll past flash before my eyes. And I saw something else: I saw rock and roll future and its name is Bruce Springsteen. And on a night when I needed to feel young, he made me feel like I was hearing music for the very first time.”
- Jon Landau, Rolling Stone magazine (1974)
Bruce Springsteen & E St Band, Youngstown, from Live In NYC, 2000.
Bruuuuuuccce! ai lubs, lubs the Boss. ai has seen him and the E Street Band in concert 7 tiems. Rawk awn Bruce! Ohai Gremmie {{{Gremmie}}}
Ohai, palinsc! I lubbings teh Boss too. And Liddlol Steven, and Teh Beeg Man, and Nils of teh Flying Fingers, and awl teh rest . . .
Has onlee seen them wunz, back in 2000. Wuz a dream coem troo.
Recording abuv was made at NYC show saym yeer. Fabulous, and fabulous, and fabulous!
Liddill Callee~co
Kitteh waytz payshuntlee 4
t3h Burrfday Fayree
Liddill Callee~co
Kitteh feenkz Doodill~bawbburrz
kewllesst feengz ebbur!
Liddill Callee~co
Kitteh feenkz Shynee Prittee
Weengz amz jusst 4 show
Jack.
{{{{Jack}}}} u b soooo awsum!!!!
Ai duz nawt think teh kitteh cud fly wif dose wings, Xept here N Cheezland.
MINE!!!! gimme, gimme. Ai takes teh kitteh all for maiownself, for to keep alwaiz and furevah!
“Why do you wear those things on your head?”
“If I wore them anywhere else they would chafe.”
This cat is full of win and cuteness (Sorry, I still don’t know how to speak lolcat yet…)
Dat’s okay, u is rite.
An yet, ai unnurstuddid ebree wurd yu sed – is a miriclol!!!
OMCC!
Iz…..iz….iz diz owr Upfi, teh kyoote liddlol caturpiggle, awl groed up???????
Maybe, baby …. but ai fink ai has to wait until mai neggst life, u noes. Until then ai keep nomming leafs and lettuces …
Congratz DOOMbudgies!!!!
**Clapz pawz fyooreeusslee** Ai duz beeleeb in LOLCATZ!!
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every time i read “doodlebobbers” i giggle uncontrollably for like 5 minutes. it can’t be helped.
What are doodlebobers anyway?
Wunner if herz wuz a cat-urpillur. Her iz byootimuss caturflai. Calico kittehbebeh.
sparkle *SOOOO cuuute 8D * /sparkle
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! i’ve been looking for this. OMG holy ****! do not look behind u… lol! =3