I keepz ur beerz till I getz toona
i mite as well crak dis wun open 4 mahself.
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I gots it rite here, bebbeh!! Lemme get can opuner!!!
Trade ya!
ohai duffy! congarats onna nawt sekkund
wee haz an tye
awf tu teh tye bootike wee goez
chiken uv da see pleez
Champain taste, and a beer budjit!
(Akshully, I finks beer is teh pleh, but kitteh is funnee ennywaie.)
The only time I drink beer is at a baseball game!
You live in a Baseball stadium?!!
Ceiling cat’s older brudder, Fridgee cat.
@@@@@ pj!
iz Fridgee liek odin – butt trows icekubes at badd peeps innstead uv thunnbolts?
an wens deys reely bad hymn gibs awl dere fuds freezurburn!
aifink kitteh be tew busy playin wif iceekubes to trow them!
izz Fridgee awlsotu teh wun whut bonks badd peeps onn tehy footses wif spyred bottlols ov piklols? ai has a wondurd abowt taht … *wandurz awf finkin kwizikal fawts*
He pushes all yer stuff way to da back an you find it…too late.
EEEEWWW!! *skampurrs awae wifakwikness tu teh garbuj bin wif teh stinkifud* … wypey wypey teh shellfses wif teh kleenyclof … awl kleen adn OOH! SHINEY!
Hmmm, I think that kitteh might have a tiny problem with the booze.
yes – bottle openers aren’t easy for kittehs to use…
and the cork skroo – nao thats an inshoo… ainsur… big problum!!!
hmmm….wil dis wun breeng owt da trowels iwunnur?
hazza waite chalunged kitteh………….
wif akcess tu alkihall……………
an sordid condymints……….
And yoo duzzint thinkz it mite be . . . *whispurrz* fotoshopt?
yesh..ai haz dat thot two… butt aiz nebbur sez de “F” wurd unles aiz proboked
snerk…
I tries nawt to eether. After awl, aym a laydee! *prissily smooths fur, luks away*
BTW, I lyke hao yoo sed trowels for trolls. Mah dad has a phunneh way of saying voles. He sez vowels insted. As in, “Yep, we has vowels all throo teh yard!”
(But no consonants, apparently; so apparently we is nawt in enny way shayp or form related to those vowel-impoverished cuntrees wher teh wurds has consonants onlee.)
Awayting moderayshun, hmmph! *looks bak throo note, tries to think whut it mite be* Aha! *cuts and pastes, edits*
I tries nawt to yuse teh F wurd eether. After awl, aym a laydee! *prissily smooths fur, luks away*
BTW, I lyke hao yoo sed trowels for trolls. Mah dad has a phunneh way of saying voles. He sez vowels insted. As in, “Yep, we has vowels all throo teh yard!” (I puts mah paw over mah mowth and tries nawt to laff.)
But no consonants in teh yard, apparently; so I guess we is nawt in enny way shayp or form related to those vowel-impoverished countrees wher teh wurds has consonants onlee.
gremlin u b lawst inna thyme waurp?
wurmhole loopied bak n fourth?
Sawree for dubbil post. WP put teh furst wun “in moderayshun” I finks it wuz mebbe kawz of how I spellt countree in teh furst wun . . . So I cut & pasted and added moar.
I thinks aym OK nao.
Or as Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) sez in Tombstone when he gitz into a fight owtside teh bar after sum drinkin:
*slurry but dedlee voyce* “I’ve got two guns. Wun for eech of ya.”
hoosier huckleberry……. LOL
Ai lubs me sum Val, Gremlin….Ai lubs dat moobie, gawt AWL teh kyoote doods init…Val, Kurt and SAM!
Oh, turtlol, yoo NOES it gurl! So menneh, menneh wunnerful scenes and kwotes! Mebbe Val’s best movie, altho he wuz awfully good in The Saint as well. But Tombstone. Teh best movie ever mayd abowt teh Doc Holliday and Wyatt Urp and teh Shootout at teh OK Corral . . . in mah pinion, a’course!
Ta-ta for nao, mah frenz! *shmoo*
Wuzzunt himz alsoe in Teh Doars? Adn inn Tawp Gunnz alsotu? … ai lurvz a mann in a you nee forum! *swoonze awae frum finkin bowt teh hannsum menz in teh you nee forumz* …
Grem & Ital, Ai has teh agreez wif yoo! Sew menny hansum mens innit!! Ooooh Kert!!
Ooooh Val 
Ooooh Sam 
*swoonz… keelz ober …. faynts…. co lap sis X sed tra*
odeerz, odeerz – sumbunny pwees get summ waddur foar fk – shihs owt koald! izz yu okae naow??!!
ooooih, bih stil mai hart! … adn Kebben Koastnoor inn teh Dansdansdans wif Woofs moo bee – hims hadded teh you knee farm adn teh kyoot alsotu! ai haz tu stawp – ai is getten obur rawt …
Butt(!!) at least himz drinkin lite beer.
Duz we haz beer purist trolls, tho?
*puts on beer purist troll mask*
Everywun noes that smart kittehs don’t drink that krappy lite beer stuff, whut yoo tryin to do, keel teh poor thing!? How bowt sum better, hi-brao beer! Sum kyna logger or sumthin imported . . . Sheesh!
*puts down mask, runsaway laffin*
wut kinna logger?
tawl dark n hansum wun?
Yoo noes, I LYKE hao yor mynd wurks, willy boy!
Ohhhhhh, Ai’m a lummerjak an Ai’m oakay
Ai sliips awl nyte adn Ai wurks awl dai!
UM…
I guess that mask fits meh!
Cause teh first thing I thot was ‘pleh beer’!
Kitteh shud be gettin me a hefe, or a nise amber logger…… maybe sumthin hi gravitee….
*kthxhic*
Sheesh! And nao we has DRUNK SKWIRRLS runnin arownd! What is this whirld coeming to!??? *slow, sad headshake*
kitteh shuld have kriek! is a bitter cherree beer. Sounds funee but is verryy nommy!
Dat iz nommishius beer, but Ai lieks mai hoam-brooded beer, uh-speshulee teh dubble-chawklitt stout ayle! Haz sum ub dat wiff a naise razberree lambic, and Ai haz a SOOPUR-HAPPEE!
=^..^=
HAY! I ish not drunk lemgrin!!
*sings* Show her the way to go home! *boom boom boom* She’s tyred and she wantz to go to BED! *boom boom boom* She had a liddlol drinkee bowt an hower ago. . . . and it went rite to her HED! *boom boom boom*
Shkwirril, didz yu shay lemongin? *Yoinks lemongin adn staggersawaywifaquikness oopscrash* kthxoutch
I thot she wuz kawling me a LEMMING! *puts paws on hips, givs wun last indignant look befoar leaving*
Kittehs has hips??
i dunno… check urself DK? does you?
Tath’s mitee persunlol, misssy.
hippy cats?
oar iz dat hepcats?
Ai’m nawt shure where it’s goin’ to, butt(!!) itz comin’ frum a prettee good partee, afinkso!
Ai’m nawt as think as you drunk Ai am.
*to the tune of Twinkle, twinkle little star*
Starkle, starkle little twink
Who the hell you are you think
I’m not under the affluence of incohol
As some thinkle peep I am
Try saying that after a few Cascade Stouts
Grem, I finks yer rite!
Duz I win a prize? *looks hopeful; holds owt paw*
*Gibbs gremlin “low five”.* I finx yer both rite…all tree ob yous.
Heh heh heh.
Hear yu goz! *handeds u squeezee mousie*
OOOH! Mah fayvrit! Skweekie floofy mauses! *chases it up and down teh page* BTW, yoo kin “reply” to a commint throo that liddlol bloo “Reply” button to teh bottom rite of wun of mah commints. Is down here. *points down*
Gremlin,
I iz nui to cheezlan, thnkx fur edyakashin n cheezposts! Noi I gitz it!! kewl!
a littel beer is good for teh fur
maiks et nise an shiney
while kitteh is in the area,
why not break out the ice cream!
maibe iz keeps teh beers abter i gets da toona if yoo not hurriez it up
A further Annipuss update – her telephone line and interwebs are still borked, probably will be until tomorrow (at least) now.
Oh noes!!!
Plz to say Ohai to Annipuss for me?
Hoap it gets fixted soone.
FangQ for the update puddy_tat!
*shows pointee ends to borked interwebs*
hmm – so my hedbatting British Telecom earlier diddun halp?!?
*hedbats BT agin… Get a grip – we needs our anni!?!?*
I can has beer with cheezburger!
Why of KORSE yoo kan! In fakt, sum peeplols wuld prolly say that is a perfekt combo. For mahself, I wuntz fries with mah cheezburger. But feel free to indulj! By awl meenz!
*shows pointee ends to borked interwebs*
Gammacat….yu criks mi up!!! pahhaameowmeowpaahaaa!!
YEAHS! I hazafrindnow!!!
Mebee dis is angelol sent from CC to say gentlee, “I fink you has had enuf for jus now…”
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MelONyx an lolaluvern an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd fudjy burfday cakes, red velvit caek, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle liek a disko ball wen tehy bownse, talking bebbeh zombie dolls taht say funny fings wen yoo skweez tehm, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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eep! it’s MelONyx’ birfday???
*runs off to get caek, card, and b’loons*
*calls after skwirrlgrrl* Donut furget teh toona!
Ohai DK and Leeza how is U guys
ohai two_k, grate, how u is??
has you had a bizzy too??
Epic busee, barely has time to breathe
oh deer, shuld we call teh firemen?
*has a hopeful*
shure why not!
Ohai two-kittehs! Ai’m pretty gud, fanks!
How’s skool? R yoo being tutored?
I ar busee taking free classes an dosing research
MicroEcon, Finance and Stats and researching on a book
untangling the credit crisis
I iz a busee kitteh
Mai dotter is takings stats at unibersitee adn says seh lubs it! Srsly!
I lubs it too, our purrfessor is kinda cool, him looks like Einstein,
seriously
Fun! (Ai akshullle enjoyed stats at unibersitee, too.)
bai guise!
ai haz tu go wurk owtcide fir da rest ob da dai.
amazinly et iz 80 an sunny hear so aiz nawt komplainin
kthxaigoesowtupleyinnasunbai
Bai bai!! Donut forgetting ur sunscreem!
Flooffee Ekkstoarshunn
Kitteh amz berreh clebbur
andz gets wutz himz wawntz!
Ekkstoarshunn Kitteh
duz nawtz nee~go~shee~ayt awn
lebbill playeeng feeld!
Ekkstoarshunn Kitteh
woodz traydz enneefeeng 2 habz
oapoazzillbill fumbz!
Jack.
* scamper scamper scamper *
AHEM! Iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns plzthx? Ai has a littlol nownsmint.
Awn teh 5st Oktobrrr awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL wii wheel bii habbing a littlol sillybrayshun fur… umm… * flicks thru paypurs * o yesh, taht’s rite… is lolcatburglar’s baff dai… * skwinks at paypurs * umm… ai meens err… burfdai, uh huh, yesh.
Aneewai, teh gud ppl ober at Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents is werking arownd teh clokk tu umm… * shuffles paypurs * err… yesh… wii is werking BERRY hard indeed tu bringing yu a BERRY speshul nite ob… umm… err… * confurrs wib Scrooge McPig & lolpigburglar * umm… err… yesh… well… wii wheel bii bringing yu a nite full ob Mysery!
Huh? Whut? O yesh, a nite ob Mystery. Taht’s whut ai sed.
Umm… err… yesh…
* holds up travel syze otter *
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
U iz gonna fib LCB a baff???
sum peepz heer wud pay munneez tu seeing dat.
well I has already seed her in teh shower… so I don’t has to pay, rite? RITE??
Kitteh understands beer-thirty.
*** POOF****
scuze plese.. just trying to be bloo
Darn that didn’t work
Yur bloo own my computer.
I nawt kan sii yur profyle tho.
aifinkso mebbeh yu has a dot missing between teh profile and aspx
* nod nod *
Halpful piggeh is halpful.
* nod nod * plz tu leebe munnies in mai dollar syne sack, fankies.
Pfft! Aifinksonawt!
*silleephlonquaispiggeh*
Ifinso tu. *nod nod*
use dis wif deh obligatory Ht… in frunt
cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=mainlycoon
At least it isn’t Guinness…
Anom!
ahcho* moonin♪
Thank you everyone
GP was right. I was missing a dot….. OOH dots!!
This is a terrible photoshop. Can’t any of you see that?
Factual error – by world standards, that isn’t a beer.
lolz no he take mah beer : D
u can keep it. iz crap ber.
Dude. I hope the cat dosen’t know how to open the beer bottle, otherwise the cat is gonna get drunk.