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plz tew luuk teh otter wai, kthx
Conga rats foar being nawt sekkund! Wut drinksies & dansies do U wants? Ai gawts sum choklit martoonies too!
Ai tink dis poliitnez iz vebi impotant! Mai OP iz vebi lik maiseff, an likz tew does hur buziness widout intarfiercnezz. Plz tew luk udder wai, den sez, “Scuzze Meh!” (Den OP iz knot orfend-ted)
haow bowt sum choklit martoonees, an sordid snaks tew shayre?
Ai haz neber haz de choklit martoonee, but whii knot? Ai neber haz choklit aniting dat were knot wunnerfal! Maibee choklit keepz ewe frum de hungoberz?
furtalizen yur plntz.
weez owt ob tisshoe tew
ai jus uz teh karpet ehgen
Da dredded “scoot” . . . Pleh!
Do Ai watsh u… Oh. yiss, Ai do
Ai needz mai aloan tiem. Thnx
Plz to nawt peas in a podt!
*putz awn troll mesk*
O noes! eh kitteh awn teh pot!
Doynchew noe datz badd furr teh kitteh???
*takz awf mesk*
nauw get mii sum cheetoez
*putz onn maske*
pour abeused kitteh…..
nastee peeps dew nawt gibs babeh dere owne lidderbaux wif spensive klumpee lidders…..da huge manatees………….ooh dots
iffin ai gnu wear dis bee ai wud kawl da poeliez onn dems.
oh an luk at dat messiniss…ai kant bleeve dey letz dere outdores get sew dirtee!!!!!
*remoobes smellie maske*
*sniff, sniff*
due ai schmell cheetoes?
*Brings out a crystel bowl ob cheetoes fer ebreyone*
Does it smell lyke trowels in hear?
deys awnlee fur medisonel purpusez, ai swehrz…
yesh, yesh…dey taeks wai dat pleh troll flavur dat kums frum da maske
*Putz on mask*
Do you have any idea what goes into those things?
It’s awful. I don’t know how anyone could eat them, let alone feed them to poor defenseless children.
*gibbs back mask*
I want icecream!
is pot calling teh kitteh blak
But but but kitteh is cleerly silber tabby!
Silber kittehs ar silber! {{{{Ambercat}}}} Hao ar U, m’deer?
Sleepy – is Late o’clock heer in TTI and Ai is abowt to clime teh wudden hill to Bedfordshire.
Nitey nite, Cheezfrenz ebrywehre.
Nitey nite, sweetie! Sweet dreems!
Menny yeera ago, mai Pokey wuz pikked awn bai a cuppla uvver kittehs. Wun day, after Ai had jus poopered teh litte as yoosual, Ai wuz wandering in teh apartment an saw Tigger an teh uvver kitteh hoo had been pikking awn Pokey. Tigger lukked liek he wuz crossing his liddlol legs. Ai lukked an dere ai saw Pokey, he layed awnna teh kitteh litter mayking shur teh uvvers cudn’t yoos teh litter! Ai stawped dat butt! Tigger an teh uvver neber bothered Pokey agin!
Ai Onlee eber hed tew indurz kittehz, at wunce. Sew ai hed tew litter boxez, tew wadder bowlz, tew dis an tew dat. Wat ai wud lik, iz tew hab seben kittenz! Oh, Mai!
O mai! Ai ownly hadded indurz kittehs 2. Butt, Ai doan fink Ai cud do seben.
Ai wood lub tew be foster mudder like sum cheezfolkz dew! Ai am sew ad-mira-ouz!
I helpin yu furitlize
Butt sumtiems teh “furtilizer” kills teh plants! Pokey, mai kitteh menny yeers ago, lurved 2 eet plants. Ai wanted plants butt Pokey eeted AWL uv dem inclooding teh silk plants. Ai gawt a prickly cactus an thot, “Ha! Pokey nawt eet dat!” Pokey tried 2 eet it butt fownd it wuz prickly! He gawt mad! So, he did teh durty deep into teh pawt an teh prikly pear died turribly.
Pokey were de John Travolta karitor inna moovi, “Ai’ll fix dat stiiki plantz!”
Ya, Pokey nawted liek teh prikly pare! O hai, op_sMama! *awfers floofy paw uv frenship* {{{{ops_sMama}}}}
Thankz KCT fer dis frensheepz! *shmilez an teks frensheep wid a small tear* Free drinks awl wound, Barw-tenda! An bwing mai neu fren wun wif an um-bewell-ah!
ai haz an arieuh inn mai yarde dats unnercobber awl yeer. haz da moast beeuteus haustas inna spreeng n sommer cuz da kats uze et az litterbauz awl wintur lawng…
*snerk*
Ai can’t deecid to nom yur plants or poop on em. Deeshishons deeshishons.
Nom dem nawt sekund den poop awn teh rimaynz!
Nom da plants den leave a “special” suprize fer hoomins inside.
Fanks 4 teh advice! Cheezfrends is alwais sooooooooo full of the helpfullness!!! Nom nom nom! Ooo! Nao mai tummy haz a gurgly!!!
Now, go an wait by da bed. Between da bed an herz slippers.
Oh ai noes weer to leave teh barfs!!!
*snerk!*
Mai kalicoes kitteh fishes teh fishies out ob our fishies tank nd leaves teh half-nommed dead fishy in tat egggsact spot!!!
Eeeww!!! We lubs da fishies cuz deyz so delicies.
Yesh yesh her lubs da fishies. *snerk* Her gets teh fishies nd ten her sits wif teh fishies between her pawsies and says growwowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!
Duz da fishies say “owowowowowowooie!”?
Aifinkso tey wuz ded bai den.
I can has toylit paper, plzkthx?
Wun ply oar 2 ply?
Three
Ohai, frenz!
I jes gottid hoam frum teh groshuree stoar. I finalee did my “stokkin-up” trip. Pleh. I HAYT groshuree shawpin.
So, who wants to halp me put teh stuff away?
Ai hayt puttin teh stuff away mores ten ai hayt groshuree shoppin. But ais halp u ifn u halp me next taim!!! Deal? Den u can haz some of mai left-ober laaasssagnya 4 teh nom noms
Oh, lasagna!! *Luks at borked oven, luks at new circuit board ordered tu fix it, luks at Chikken Man sittin awn da couch drinkin a beer, rolls eyes*
Guess I will buy da Stoffer microwavable kynd.
Aww poor 3kittymomma! Ai feelz 4 u! *Luks and unfinished patio, door needin 2 be hung in basement nd 2 borked cars in teh driveway*
Oh yesh, yesh!! Luks at unfinished baseboards in libbing room, unfinished border in da kitchen, (dat wun iz awn mii
…………
Dats ok, u is 2 stressed out bai lukin at teh unfinished baseboards to finish teh border in da kitchen!! Just relax, wrap urself in teh floof blanky nd haz teh cuppa tea (or mebbe sumfing stronger?!?!)
Fankyu lubsorinjwuns!! Yu iz rite, tu stressed owt!
*big happytayl dansdansdans* Ai gawtz rid uv wun beeg stress bawl todae! Juss awn a wim ai deesided tu try an start teh ebel lawn mower taht haz nawt run in weeks. And…it started! Sew aor hole yard luks sibilized agin! Dunno wai it so cranky sumtiems.
Yay! *luks at teh untidy yard wif teh long grasses*
Happytayl for mezzomom!
I hazza weedeater and blower lyke dat! I haz onwli gitted da weedeater tu start fur mii 2 times in 8 yrs. Chikken man pulls da cord wunce and vroom, vroom! Makes mii da krazy!!! (Iz weedeater nawt my knowledge uf such fings
)
*luks at teh krackle glass on teh Fronsch door – teh owtsyde pain that’s ben on ordur fur two weeks* (eetz nawt s’posed tu bee krackle glass) :sigh:
{{{{Griffyn}}}}} Huggzz! Gawto goes nao!
Ai ko-mizz-ar-ate! Ai atz De fud, but hatz puttin et upp! (Eben wurs! Kleannin out de freegarator!- OOOOOUUUUGGGGHHHH!)
Ewww, I hate tu kleen owt da fridge!!
O hai, op_sMama! *awfers floofy paw uv frenship* {{{{ops_sMama}}}}
Sawry. Nawt Ai sed teh liddlol red hen! Ai nawt so bad abowt baiing grshurees butt…putting dem up….O DOAN FINK SO!
Ohai Red! Wuchoo puttinged away? Ennyfing gud? Lessee, lyk mebbeh
Arros can poyo
Baby Shrooms, stufft
Calymawree
Dezerts
E…
Egg salad sammiches
Fwench fwies, teh spicy curly kind
Gween peppers, stuffed wif teh wice nd tomatoes sauces
Ai’ll cum 2 ur hows foar dindin tonite! Sowns gud!
Ais also habin teh laaaasanya! Dere is teh lots to go around 4 the cheezfrends! Also sum Corona nd Sangria nd Tim Hortons coffee nd tea! Nd timbits 4 teh dessert!
Hamburgerz
Icey kreem!
Jam
Kiwis (nawt Kim)
L…
Edame
French Fries,
Green Beens,
Hawt Choklit mix
I…
I yam hongree
Jus fixted me sum fuds
Kwik
Lyk a munneh
M…
Extra soft TP
Feather toy fur Dini
Gushi fuds fur Dini
Halibut, fur Dini
I…..
*snerk*
Teh Dini is teh lucky spoild kitteh aifinkso!
Egg noodlolz
Frankfooturz
Garlik
Ham
Icee Kreem
J….
Elebenty eggz (drawpd won)
Frde chikun
Geenormes bag awf Cheetoez
H…
Joos
Kukies
Lawng Johns teh pastry type
Moar kukies,
N…
Noooodlez
Ooohh…moar fryeid chiken!
Peas…nawt strayned kine
Qweesh
R…
Rice, A-Roni
Sugah
Tee
Uno moar kukies
V…
Eggs
Fuds ob dey gushee kines
Grammakrakurs
Hawt chawklit
I…
Iceskreem
Jelleefyed fishus
Karrut caek
Lemonyumheds
M…
Mushed potatoz wuth cheez
Noodlez wif chickun an buuf
Oodles uf cwispy friied tingz
plenti uf dwinks frozun wit lil bumbershootz
Q….
Naow ai haz a hongree again nd ai jest eted mai dinna! Mmmm mushed potatoz wuth cheez! Nom nom nom!
Queesh
Radishes
Sammin (fur Dini)
Trout (fur Dini)
U…
Uh..uhh………..unyuns?
Vischeeswaus
Wafflols
X…
Xtra large eggggs
Yummy Yams wif marsha mallos
Zucchinibread
teh noms reellee bringz aowt teh kreatifitee
Alrite, I gottid teh groshurees put away, teh kleen dishis iz put up, teh dirtee dishis iz in teh sink, an Dini iz playin wif a plastik bag.
You comein to wash my dishes now?
Um…..nope.
Iz startin to rayne agin.
O…soe putz teh dishus aowtsyed.
Hilareeus!
Nao mai tumbly has a beeg rumbly
*grrrroooowwwwlll!!!!!*
Ai …. yam … has … … teh … … week week week!!! Ai needz fuds!
Qwick cheezpeeps! get teh noms 4 fikshunkitteh! Heres sum laaasanya!
*grabsdafudsanrunsawaywifakwikness* NOM NOM NOM NOM! Ai lubs laaasanya!! YUMMMM!
Dere is da plentee 4 all teh cheezpeeps!
*grabby paws*
*skarf skarf*
nom nom nom
ware mai manners?? ai has a nembar issed
FanQ ebrybudee fur teh yummy noms!
*nom nom nom*
Herez sum kackz an icz sreem fer dessert! Tankz fur ewer fluffy paw! Ai hope ewer full!
Happytayles, op_sMama! Gawta goes nao. Werks iz ober nao. See u layter, gater! {{{{mai noo fren, op_sMama}}}}
=・ェ・= .。。ｏＯ
Mr pj walks in *lukes at da sink fulla dirty dishes*
*lukes at da unfolded laundry on couch*
*lukes at me “playin on da computer again; probly lukin at pictures ob cats*
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Lyke I towld red teh otter dai, since Cheezland came alowng, I nawt “on my game wif da kleenin and cukin and stuffs”
*snerk*
me neiber!
*plants several pea plants around the pot creating a privacy
screen for the kitteh*
VEREE thottee!!
Sweet pea wud approve!!!
mii, nawt sew much!!
I sees wat yew did ther