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1000 POINTS TILT TRIPLE SCORE 100 POINTS 500 POINTS 25 POINTS 50 POINTS KITTEH PINBALL
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TILT!
naah… akshully liek 1000 poynts
Psh. Nuh unh. 1000 poynts and tripel scoar!
deyz pinball kittehs…gotz such suppul wristz….er…paws. aor sumting.
Pinball wizzard!
I LUBS awl teh “Tommy” referinses!
Iz wun of my fabrit moovies.
dere hazzta bee a twyst…
♪♫♪♫♫
Kum on letz twist agin
Like wii did last summer
Yea, letz twist agin
Like wii did last yr
Due u remember wen
Thingz were reelee hummin
Yea, letz twist agin
Twistin tiym iz heer.
♪♫♪♫♫
There has to be a twist.
doh, gmta! (iff ai’d onlee luuk nawt-sekkund!)
Grate minds twist alike?
Twisted minds grate on me.
Then whut is u doing *here*?
ohai LCB how U iz?
I has a busee, crazy busy
going bak to skool is tuff aftah a brake
didyall miss me?
Has a hopeful…
Oyez.
eetz eh kwiut nite, dough.
I has a tired, time to say good nite
nite! sune fur mii, tu!
O hai! (Sry, I hads some stuffs to do.) Yes, we miss u! Plz come back to play moar soon.
Will U does mah homework?
I has elebenty purrblems to do for my Stats HW
That depends. Does u want to graduate?
If ur answer is “yes” then mines has to be “no.” Too bad my robo-phlonquais didn’t work out. He couldve’ halped u.
Ai’d halp yew, butt (!) nawt tewnite… kan eet wayt til tewmorroo?
Oh, man! I gotta go use teh sandbox. Play my turn, willya?
How do u finx he duz it?
ai don noe!
Wut maeks him sew gud?
*luks bote waez et teh troll crossun*
Ohai.
don luk nauw, butt(!) 25′s eh littul plumpesh!
butt inna moast pleysant wai
Ai wuz gessin taht teh trolls wud bi consurned taht
peeplol iz gonna bounz steal ballz offen teh kittehs.
Kittehs get dat way when dem iz nomming fur elebenty!!
Ebber since AI wuz a yung Cat~
ai pleyed da sillah lols
awl ova TTIslun
ai mustah LOLd dem awl
Ai ain’t seed nuffin lykim in any abusement hall…
dat def dum adn blynd kitteh
suyr plaes….
*zzzttttttttt zzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
WE INTERRUPT THIS PARODY TO PROTEST YOUR (sic) MEAN LAUGHTER AT THE EXPENSE OF DIFFERENTLY-ABLED CATS!
eh…carp. wuz gonna sae ‘your (you’re) laffen at’ butt chanjd midkourz. teh (sic) nawt so ufny dat wae…
ohnoes! da trowels r inbadin dis lol!!!
burfdai fairy HALP UZ!!
*williboi peas inna flanik*
Oh yes! We doo indeed need teh burfday fairy.
Thoze were sum ov teh wurst t.r.o.l.l.s. ai’ve scene in a LOOOONG taim!
An ai think waht maed me the maddest wuz tath tehy DARED!!! to tell us how awful we were to laff at teh pore plump kitteh! Wehn thatz nawt waht wuz happening at awl.
Wehn ebreewun heer prollee treetz tehire kittehs about az well az enewun awn teh fayce ov teh urth!!
An teh fellow hoo sed it wuz amazing taht teh OWNER ov teh kitteh stopt comminting wehn peeple started complayning about kitteh abuse. Wehn niether she nor teh capshuner were ebber there.
But we shudda nown bedder – just had teh caek in teh brakeroom – and ingnored them. Taht haz awlwaiz bin teh best way – an ai shud nawt have engaged tehm.
Duzzn’t do ene gud – they hav NO idea hoo we ar oar waht we do. An tehy dont care.
Sadlee, deh last bit u sed iz troo. Dey haz no clew hoo wii ar. Dey don’t care. Dey just want tu kumplain bowt sumfing. Dere iz no reezuning wif dem…..
I agree dat overweight iz no gud fur kittehz oar peepz oar ennee kritterz fur dat matter, but tu say deh kitteh iz abused and deh owner shud b hawld intu kort!!!!! dat wuz just too much. wif owt noeing wut deh “whole story” is, u shudn’t make a judjmint like dat. I tried tu splaining dat, but it fell on def eerz….. NPT!!
Let hii ho iz wifowt sin trow deh nawt-sekkund stone.
And they were ROOOD an nastee!!
Troo trolls! Tehy prollee dont reflekt in teh mirrors, so tehy cant see themselves fur waht they ar.
:snerk:
Ifinso deh burfday fairy bedder haz a gud stok uv troll hed krow kay bawlz dis Sunnyday!! dey gonna git a workowt!!!!
♪ …Dat def dum adn blynd kitteh shur plais teh mean pin ballz ♫
hmmph……..fuled meh wif da ole dublol lol tricksee….
Why waz it juss us? Timing?
yu ken admit eet. yu wuz awf luken at teh falebebez.
Yesh, butt(!!) jussa liddol. an some goggies too.
dere wuz wun kitteh pikshoor!
dats wut ai wuz lukkin at 1!!
ai swares…….
**sneeks in**
YOINKS teh 100 pt caliko
**sneeks owt wifakwikness**
Hei! wuzznt dere eh kalikoe dere eh minit ehgoe?
OHH NOES teh caliko kitteh is missing!!
Aktibate teh kitteh’s LoJak debice.
*googles google outerspace* Let’s check da satelite photos.
I’z checkin googlekittearth – seez ifs I can zoomz in…
Ief onleh we did put gps on teh kitteh
Yu no can haz mine, red!! I hided her wifakwikness soz yu cannot finded her!!
Attenshun frenz: Ifn I has ur emayo address, plz to czech ur inbocks. I has sended sum funnees…
rhsb putted a check in mai inbox??? KEWL!!!
*hopez it duzn’t bowns.
*powts* Ai no haz czeck in mai emayo. Oar eben funnees.
I could rite u a funny check if u like.
nothxcashonlyplz
Does u take teh funny moneys?
nothxlegaltenderonlyplz
*tenders moneys wif picture of le gal onnem*
*runsawayfasttobed*
*Floofz LCBz pillowz
*Tukz hur up in a fuzzy Cheezpeepz Map Blankee*
Nitey-nite.
kthx
*falls asleep snikkering at teh floofy pillow*
Hay! I tink that 500 kitteh just nocked teh ball awai! 1000 kitteh can has bodyguard?
ur kitteh – iz she a goer?
noe wut ai mene?
nudj nudj weenk weenk
sai no moar!
iz teh posishun uv capt. obvious taken at ICHC?
f nawt, ai can applyz?
U can apply! Fill these forms out in fiveplicate. Then provide us wif references, preferably from Teh Princess Bride or anything from teh Monty Python. When u has finished that, u can start on teh mandatory baking of noms for teh itty bitty hiring committee.
Oh, and u can pay me teh application fee. kthxcashonlyplz
kin I b on deh hiring commitee?? I wud liking sum baked nomz. adn a cut uv deh application fee.
referinkses
5 x “There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; ‘twould be a pity to damage yours.”
“This skin is three or four years old, whatever shed it has grown since then. ”
iz started
[stumblols in] *CRASH*



*rrrrrrrip*
[get up, dusts awf]
Jes wun lol, OH LUK! Pinball!
[suddenly crouchez in linebacker position and lifts arms in defense]
Nao jes wait uh minit!
No, wait! WAIT!
AUUUUUUUGH!
[begins tew git dragged bak owt]
[tries tew hold onto sumfing]
No! NO! NOOOO!
[fingernails scrap awn teh door jam]
Ohaieberywunkthxbai!
Wait! Where are u going? I was gonna make espresso!
Waht!! What!! Did sumwun say Spresso???? 16 ownz?? Wif extee mokka??? Oh, wait . . .
U rember those Cheezstock swags? I buyed one of teh drinkee holders. Has a lid that won’t spill! Mabye I shouldve’ buyed one for Teho, too.
Hao wud wee send it to him??
Where’s there a will, there are relatives.
Weer awn then!!
Ai think he’ll laik it!
Heh, heh.
I just uploaded a new “international symbol for NO” over “RLS” logo thingy. U can has buttons wif that on it or a maganet. I will put teh logo on my profile. Gimme a minnit…
Ok, teh NO to RLS and teh nakey Cheezstock logos is on my profile.
Ummm…. iz dem wadder dropz inside deh NO thingy??
Iz u drownding deh RLS??
or iz u drownding in RLS???
Is teh cheez. The letters in teh Cheezstock pointy cheez wedge logo is maded from teh same stuffs.
Oh.
mai stoopee, let mii show u it.
Is teh ok. I buyed too much of it and didn’t want it to go to waste so I used it for teh bakground.
I unnerstand…. I wund’t wanna waste cheez neezer.
A cheez is a turribul thing to waste. *nods*
Otay, dis ai haz tew has. Sai NO tew RLS!
Be polite. Just say “No, thx!”
How’d u do dat arroe ting?
Hao duz yu winz teh extri ballz?
Hied when iz tiem tu go tu teh V. E. T.
How menni???
ink wiring mindz want tu noez.
*snerk*
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*giglol*
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*giglolsnortgiglol*
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*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
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sowree. just cudnt halp dat wun.
.
*giglol*
Of course someone never a kittie would just catch it and have a new toy to lay on
Someone has GOT to make a flash game out of this…
oh yesh yesh yesh! iz teh ossim-est! DO WANT!
Tilt ee kitteh guiltt ee.
This. mayd mee dig up teh lynkie beelo.
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc211/RoanK/EPICWIN.jpg
I second the comment about the flash game =D
out-freakin’-standing!
wow thats cool
Tilt? Doesn’t look like basement cat…
Haha! I like this!
Heh.
Where is the Pie? I am making a new law!! Pinball is banned!!! We shall replace it with…Pieball!!!!