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Deer Custumur: Ur evil haz been pakt wif caer. If ur evil has been borked in transit, pleez call 1-800-BASE-MNT…
glad dat teh ebil cumz preassembled.
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styrofoams from he77
Congrats, mary0
adn you too! to selly brate, meebee we can has list of ways to GROSS: GET RID OF STOOPY STYROFOAMS!!!
Arrange to have Skotty transport dem to a Clingon ship
Berry stong bacuum cleaner
C…
Chip them up into nerdles and recycle them into usefulstuffs
Deny manufacturereres power to maeks dem
Energy: convert them into if pawsibulls
F…
Find a deep hole an fill it wif them
Glue tehm to teh Haus fur insulayshun
Hide them under teh car pet
I. . .
Insinerate tehm as a siense ecksperiment
Jam them into smaller an smaller spases
Kuller them pritty an string tehm on the Kitmas tree
L…
Fill cooshuns
Gib dem 2 sumwun u doan’t liek
Hurl dem ober teh fense
I….
Incendiary deevyses
Juggling practiss
Kitteh pakajing
L…
“Lose” dem in ur annoying naybor’s yard
Maek snowmanz poop outa dem – lots n lots ob snowmanz poop (wai ai has dis poop fixation todai?)
Nebber assept dem in teh nawt-sekkund plais
O…
LOL 4.5K! Wunse we put owt a boks uv peenuts inna trash an it was nawt shut tite — and we DID has em awl obber owr naybur’s yard!!
Leeve tehm on uther peeps doorstpeps
Make sweet-tato pie an preten tehyr marsahmlols
North Pole, send them to as iglu insulashun.
O…
Oh noes! nawt teh klingons!
Pick tehm awf yer furz wun bai wun
Quiklee hieds tehm unnder teh bed
Runawaywifaquikness afore ennybuddy fiends dem
S…
Take dem to da sekkund hand styrofom stor
Unload dem in a midnite dumstur drup
Vaccuuuuum dem up wif da dieson ball vac
Wear dem as fashun joolree
X..
Xterminate dem
Yoos dem as loft insyoolayshun
Zap dem wiv a kazillion volts!
Insoolayshun!
Jump intu a beeg pilol ob tehm (eww klingons)
Kikz dem intu nex weekweekweek
L…
Lawnch dem into space wiv a Cat-apulut
Mulch them
Nerf tehm
O…
ratzenfratzen demonik statiks cling white stuffs. kitteh sez: we haets dem, adn dey must be detroye’d!!!!!!!!1 def to styrofoams!!!11.
Ai’ll
stikdrink to tath!*batbatbat* arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh they be stikkin to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
Oh yess – Conga Ratz!
But – cud we have a COME AS YOU ARE SillyBrayshun?? Wif a nice lunch – oar supper – oar late brekfast – wherebber yoo ar!
Ai’ll start, if that’s OK
Ai’m nawt drisst yet!!
Ai’m in mai long whyte robe an mai noo fur lioned moccosinz. Veree warm.
An ai’ll bring mai laytest culinary creashun – Zucchini/tomatoe stir fry!!! wiv lots ov onions, green peppers, one hot pepper an sum green beens, an sum leeks. An a deelishus sweet/sout/peanut budder saus!! Served wif basmati rice!
Ai’m warin pale green trowzers an swetter an tryin 2 fink uv sumfin taystee an nootrishus 2 hab fur mai dinnur – prolee sumfin wiv fish.
ohai Janet! ai am not dresst yet either — ai am in mai polah bayer pajammies wiv a kitteh on mai lap, drinkin mai tea. Butt (!) ai hasta be owt uv howse in halfanour! so ai must nawt stae and plae.
*twirls imbizible mustache* Whut that kitteh wuz doin in mah polar bayr perjammerz drinkin mai tee, ayll NEVER gno!
U iz Marxist?
Ohai JPAK! Ai bees dressed, butt onlee acuz ai beez at teh dred wurk. Ai’s waring a teel bleu 3/4 sleeb cotton Henley wif a bleu n wite striped fooler insert, wite jeens (after Labor Dai
) adn bear feets (mai red sandlols R onna flor neerbai).
For fuds, ai bringz sammidjes maded ob chikkn brest on ciabatta rolls, wif mayo n lots ob pepper, adn teh last ob teh sweet garden cherry ‘maters. (Oh, ai has a hongree naow!)
Heia!
I’m at wurk – working layt – waering BC-colored clothes an I brings home made pea soup with ham, carrots an taters…
… and I should get down to working if I want to get home before CSI Miami starts!!!
mmmm pea soop wif hamm, karits adn tators…..mmmm
*drools*
*ladels up a larje bowl of soop*
*butters two pieces of brown bread*
Here you go – enjoy!!!
oooh…dots….oOO…shinee dots…00000
O fan Q nennepus, it am delishus adn nootrishus!
mai adhd, let me sho u it
Oh mai gudness! That sounds reelee gud, too!
Tawk about yur COMFURT soop!!
Ai’m wearin’ mai comfy shooz and mai warm fleeze jacket cause it is cold ‘n rainy here todai. Ai tink ai’ll bring mah chocolate chip cookeez. They r veree nice to snack on when it’s kold outdoorz!
Nissi, if itz cold n rainee, bedder put awn moar tahn shooz n a jacket, aifinsko!
Ur probably rite. Ai was/am wearing mah jeans too. *blushes* I furgotted adn was knot reminded bai lookin’ in mirror. Stoopy small dorm room mirrors:)
okays, i am wearing “yoga” elebenty hunnert purrrrrrrcent cotton adn tshirts wif fleurs becaues i aer not dersse’d yet, neeither, but i gotta goes now YIKES becuz i gottta go get teh dressed to go to doctah for bludpreshure checkkups.TTFN
I jes got dun teechin my eggersize class sew I’m warin my strechee shorts and stretchee red t-shirt and my stinkee tennies (pleh).
Ooh noms! Mai mouf iz teh watterring! BTW, ai maed yer zookeyknee catserole last nite, it was nommylishus!
oopsy, tihs wuz posta bee unner JKH4K’s zoo key knee stirfry comment.
Ohai! Aym wayring a red and white striped top, red shooz, and navy pants (sort of bidniss cazhual as aym at wurks).
And aym bringing steak salad – with lots of fresh lettuce, home-groan brite red tomaytoes, green pepperz fresh frum teh yard, karrots, radish, unyun, and (of korse) cheez. Teh steak is delmonico, mayd on teh grill yesterday. Teh dressing is ranch.
Aym verreh happeh to shayr. Will be plentee for awl throo teh meerakul of teh sharing. Bring yor own dressing if yoo want, and feel free to skip teh steak if yoo is a vegematariyan kitteh or uther kreechur.
Iyam warin khaki culler jeens,brown teeshurt,brown boots an mah obligatree sunglasses awn mah hed,eeben tho it R not sunnieshyne.
An for extry warmf,a layer ov Hazelmouse floof.*Gee fanks Haze*
…an I is maykin chikkin breasts wiv wine and stilton sawse on a bed ov pasketti. Later.When I get arountuit.If i feel lyke it.Maybee….
Got a seryuss case ov teh CBF’s.
…ah heck! Juss have teh wine.That’ll do me.
They can feed demseffs tewnite.
STN
enjoi yur wien! Butt (!) dose chikin brests sownd NOM! Hau yu maeks de sawse??
ohai TLc
Pleesed to meetcha!!
Sawse is eezee…
..panfry chikkin or pork fillet or steak in a little butter with pepper and crushed garlic.
When cooked,remove from pan and add a large glass of wine.
Bring to boil,reduce slightly,then add some cream or creme fraiche.Then crumble in as much Stilton or other blue cheese as you like.keep stirring til cheese is melted and pour over a bed of spaghetti/tagliatelle or rice,on to which the meat has been placed.
ENJOI!!
*Droooooooolllllllll*
An ai don’t eben liek bloo cheez, but dat sowns yummy!
*Moar droooooooollllll*
Ai dont eether, but ai’ll bet it wud bee gud eneway!!!
*Tidmum mops drool puddles up*
*hands Tidmum a Shamwow*
Ohai Tidmum, fanks SEW mutch – dass reelee eezee, butt endz up been impresiv an taystee. Mai kinduv ressipy! Mmm. Ai shell defnitlee hav a basch at it suon!! (whut a shaem ai haz tu oapen a hole botil of wien, nau ai wunder whut to dew wid de rezt…*gulp*
)
*ahem* IF yoo put teh koark bak in
it will akshoolee keep fur a coupla daiz.
Koarz ar verree eezee to lose, tho, aren’t they??
Dassa lye bout de koark bak in fing – de wien stil kieps corlin yu, so mien nebber larsts passed de ebenin…
straenj fing koarks, dey duz haz a habbit uv vapporaytin wuns unpopt…
*hik*
Oh mai! Itz 8:30 PM/20:30 hrs fur yoo, izn’t it??
Heer. *floofs pillow* Lie rite down awn this comfee cowch!
an heers a nice warm but lite cashmeer blankee so yoo don’t get cold. Just cloze yur aiez an rest fur a bit!
Lize bak graetfuly. Stil klutchin wien glars an sipin… mmm nies blankit, fankew!
Um, akshully, once u has opened teh bottle, teh air gets in an teh wine ocksidizes, eben if u put teh koark back in. So rly u has to drink it awl at wunce. Iz science, an u cannawt mess wiv science.
*looks sideways at Philippe de Beaker who appears to be messin wiv science again*
He’s testin teh feory owt in teh D’Beaker Wine cellar,wot is akshully a laboraoraoratary…
**Tidmum starts science spearmint wiv boddle ov chardonnay**…results later….
Tidmum, u need a lab partner, u just let me kno!
oHAI JCH4K!!! I liek yur roeb. Ai iz drest; ize warin blak lawng skurt wid lotz uf lays and beeded roazis; blak tawp, peenk cardee, peenk rowz in mai hayr.
I can bringz sum stoo? I haz mayd it wen ai brort meet bak frum Frarns, fergawt ai iz livin on mai own. Iz good stoo if ennywuns a bit hungree…
Thankz!!
An yur outfit luks tres chick!!
Stoo frum Frawns sounds deelishus!! Izzn’t Mainz fun?? So neer to just about ebreething!
o fanks! de menz heer doan noze whuts hittem, LOL – ebberywun wares genes n tea shurts. Denn deres mee
Yays, iz hyooj fun!! (nipz oaver tu pryvit wossnaem to sendz JCH4K an eel male)
I iz warin BC colored dress pants, white crochets short sleeve swearter wif white tank under it and BC colored loafers style flat shoes, kaus I iz at wurks.
I bring steak sammies wif beer batter unyion rings.
*wishes I had dat fur my lunch*
Ohai! I’m wearing red sneakers with rubber cap toes, grey socks, grey trousers, a red/white/blue striped knit top with a scoop neckline, a blue double-breasted blazer, gold hoop earrings, and two hearing aids!
And I’m bringing cubed melon (watermelon, canteloupe, and honeydew) with purplol grapes and cubed mango; with yogurt and mint over it.
*Eyes all the other noms, finds a plate and fork and spoon. And a big napkin*
Lots red shoos/sandlols todai!
An an an ai not drisst yet eever…has teh knight gwon, wite wif pritty flours adn softy plushee pink flipy flopy slip hers…ai yam bringed mai speshul home maded maskerooni adn cheez (IRL) dat having mater soss adn blak olibs…old fambly resipee. Ai having a srsly hongree!!!
Ohai eberywun! Ai just gawt back from werk early becaws ai had to pick mai car up from teh garage – it is helfee fank gudness an ai has a MOT sustificate to prove it! Ai’m in werk clothes – gray eggsekyootiv skirt an blak nawt so eggsekyootiv t-shirt an blak (ai’ll be wearin these til May) opake tights. Shoeses has been kicked awf and are steaming slitelee. Husband is owt awn teh razz so ai has to entertain maiself – ai’ll be havin leftover homemade pasketti bololololololnayse and am hopin dere is sumfin abowt firemens awn teevee.
*Hands Martoonie a perfekt martoonie*
**Sends YNG to massaj feet an pander to Martoonies every whim**
Fankies! (ai hope he’s been takin his vitamins, ai has a LOT ob whims to be pandered to!)
LOL!! Ai wuz thinking we cud start an alfamabet list ov SJ’s whims . . . but . . . *gigglolz*
oooh ai finkso we wud get a “X” ratin for dat!!!
LOL!! Rite! Ai can see teh moderatur nao ~~
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Wellz, wii coodd trai
Aplol polishing
Banananana Peeling
Cover, pull up
D…
Dusting
Emptyin teh bins (lotsa emtee bottlols, wonder how dat happened)
Foot massajin
Gyratin (teh telly’s borked, ai gotta luk at sumfin)
Hangin teh pickshurs awn teh walls
IRNIN (u kno wat dat involves, he he he)
J…
Jello Shawts
Klikkin teh klikker
Likkin teh likker
Makin Woopy N…
Neelin in front ob teh cowch so ai has sumfin to rest mai feets awn
Openin anudder bottlol
Pourin me a glass
Q…
Quality tyme, spending a liddlol at home
Rayzing awl owr eyebrowz with theyr shenanigans
Sayin sweet luvving things
Tawkin durty
Unnerwayrz, nawt wayrin enny, GawdHalpUs
View, shayring a gud wun, whutever that may meen
W . . .
Waxin the uh…em…er…furr nichur, yeah yeah
Xlint serbiss
Yummy Yung Hunx
Zounds!!! Woodja lookit dat??!!??
But doan’t eggspekt a reefund
only minions of basement cat sneekin up to u planning ur doom… nao they noes where u libs!
*pouncies on HCR*
Yur back!!!! Marrified an evryfing!!!!
was it gud? ebryone said yesh yesh yesh at the rite thyme?!?!
The dress wus purrfect?!?!
We’re u on clowd nine?!?
*whispurrs: u hab pictoors?!?*
Ohai, HCR! Whut Nennepus sez! Is yoo marreed nao and everything? Wuz it beyootimaus?
Marrified? Conga rats HCR!
Whooo hoooo!! honeycakerabbit iz bak!
HCR – do yoo know about teh Cheezstok album taht LCB maed?? AND yoo ar innit!!!
yur purr chase am impotent tu us
A troo purr chase!! Well dun, GP!! Well dun, ai say!!
aifink dat u nawt git ennee moar kittehs wif diz staytmint…
impotent? so that meenz kitteh haz been fixted?
“tutored” snerk
shuddent the peanuts have been black too – to match BC?!?
U’d nebber fynd teh kitteh den!
dat iz wun uv teh klasik foto fings.. .mayk a pikshur uv a blak kitteh inna kole bin.
Blakk kittehs aer berry hard 2 fotograff enniware!
gud poynt – but it be very well colur coordinaytid!!!
an style is evryfing
blak an whyt iz perenn.. purrn… alwayz fashun favrit.
awlso, blak floof duz nawt show up awn 95% of mai wardrobe.
Teh udder 5% awn teh udder paw… *sigh*
At leest it wont be borked!
Altho menny things in ur hows soon will be.
Blak kitteh? White poop? WTF?
Nah, I’d keep borked evil minion. Needy kittehs need love too!
Oh goody! *rubs pawz with glee* I just LUBS gitting pakkijes in teh mayl!
But I thot I orderd wun ebil kitteh and wun ebil bat. I duz nawt see teh bat . . .?
Purhaps basement cat gotted an in-flight meal? Dem peanuts not lookin’ so appe… aperti…delishus.
* scamper scamper scamper *
AHEM! Iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns plzthx? Ai has a littlol nownsmint.
Awn teh 5st Oktobrrr awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL wii wheel bii habbing a littlol sillybrayshun fur… umm… * flicks thru paypurs * o yesh, taht’s rite… is lolcatburglar’s baff dai… * skwinks at paypurs * umm… ai meens err… burfdai, uh huh, yesh.
Aneewai, teh gud ppl ober at Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents is werking arownd teh clokk tu umm… * shuffles paypurs * err… yesh… wii is werking BERRY hard indeed tu bringing yu a BERRY speshul nite ob… umm… err… * confurrs wib Scrooge McPig & lolpigburglar * umm… err… yesh… well… wii wheel bii bringing yu a nite full ob Mysery!
Huh? Whut? O yesh, a nite ob Mystery. Taht’s whut ai sed.
Umm… err… yesh…
* holds up travel syze otter *
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Wye u keep hawldin up otterz. Shuddn’t u let dem get awn wiv watebber it iz dat otters do awl dai?!
but but but…
* hangs hed *
* puts down otter *
* scampers awai, slowleh, sadleh *
* sniff sniff *
Ai gladz LCB gonna hab a baff dai! An ai m shuerz u r berry naice to deh otters u holdz up. An gibs dem sumtin naice to eet, laike fresh fish.
An it onlee heppens unce a yeer!
Duz shii haz tu shar teh baff wif the otters? Owchie!!
*snatches up travl size otter to add to hur cleckshun*
hay! hay! HAY!!! plz tu NAWT bii running wib teh otturs!!!
Adn dey is NAWT posed tu bii in a cleckshun!!! Dey is posed tu bii in dere pool in teh Safareh Park ware dey is awl saif adn warm adn dey has fresh feesh ebbery dai!!!
O, teh Hyooge Manatee!!! Yu sea whut happens wen ai leebs dem alowne??? * faints dramatikally *
omcc, what a drama piggeh!
cant u tell teh diffrence btween a run and a saunter? I’ll show u.
*runs runs runs*
*saunters saunters saunters*
*runs runs runs*
see??
*trips Leeza for biting her eer*
Adn adn ai wuz on UR side!
Ken u run wid un lehg an saunter wid deh otter?
Oh, hims so cyoot when he feints! Lukkit teh widdlol paw on teh forhed! Teh trembling widdlol wiskers! Is almost too cyoot!
Aww, hao kyoot! **fans piggeh, holds foamee mugga guiness unner himz liddlol nose** Waykee waykee GP!
Trie maekin a noyz liek a pakkit uv pork skratchinz!
**finks franticlee** Regyalur oar bbq?
mabbeh u shud just oink!!
**nips skwirrl on teh eer*** Yu beddur halp me git dis guiness piggeh up! Hooz gonna tayke care ov the babbee otturs? Hooz gonna cleen teh cages in teh safaree park? Hooz gonna arranj LCB’s baff day? O the hyoog manatee!
or a noise lieka picloled egg jar?
Red oar wite?
o teh drahmahtik hyuuge manateee! o wayt, nawt a manateee, izza GP…
Oh, dont scampurrr away! Ai laik seeing teh otters!
But – travel syze otter??? Izzat wun ov teh baybees taht cweenmj had??
Oooh sucha cuet kitteh *dial…dial…Hello??
1-800-base-mnt? yesh peas to be sendifying nuther evil, yesh, yesh, keeps dis wun two, kthnxbai*
cant wate…..cant wate…..can wate…..
Yoo mite has to fite Leeza fur dis kitteh – her LUBS teh BCs!!
* nod nod*
*nips DK on teh eer*
This iz a RELLEE cyoot kitteh! Ai alreddy hav wun, akshoolee – but –
*dail. . . dial. . .dial. . . hello?? . . .*
EEEEKK! I really did dial 1-800-basemnt and guess what? It’s either phone s*x or the answering service for a broth*l.
no – make that ROFLPIMP!
*saunters laffing back to wurk*
*snerk*
LOL!!! Ai cant stop laffing!! Reelee!!!>>u an ai cant taip eether.
Spellt “basemnt” – wiffaut teh “e?” Ai think ai mite trai it!
*Fawls off chayre laffing* THUD!
@@@@@@@@@@!!
opps! wazznot laffing at u JCH4K (altho haf to admit laffing wif u) was possed to postify unner Q’s “ai akschully cawed….”
Hey! Yur OK!! We’re awl under Q!
And ai’m still laffing!
Pleez cawl 1-800-BASE-MNT tew beg fer a refund. O, u wont git a refund….but u cahn tri! Muuuahahahahahaha!
Lubs teh masked kitteh abenjur!
wai fank u! yesh, yesh, dats wat ai am, teh masked kitteh abenjur stoopur heero. nawt a kitteh trine tew cadge trik er treet candiee erly. nawt at awl. taht wud bee rong.
{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}} Ai fine heero kitteh in da Masked Abenjur Kitteh!
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Haz aneewun herd frum sunnyhuckle? haz nawt seed anee poastings frum hur an haz a wurried
Ai nawt herd form hur. Iz qwiet form hur.
Wuzza maddur wif sunnyhuckle?
oh – hur homely troll Dave is very very sick in hospitablol… Theres moar on the cryer…
Is a bit worrifying that we havint hurd from hur…
her hubby bery sik, pleez tew reed updaits awn teh cheestown cryer, shee cawls him Dave the Troll (himz niknaim). But haz nawt updaited fer a wile
Otay, izza updait awn hurr profyle taht wuz nawt dere las tyme ai chekked, ai copie an paist it heer…
*sunnyhuckle sez* Troll is at OHSU (big big big university hospital,) receiving eggsalent kare. No reel chainj. Waiting and waiting and waiting. Bawt sum wyde yellol ribbunz fur tew be maeking bows uv yellol ribbons awn teh porch rales. Still don’t know if there is brain damage or, if so, how much; cannot be assessed when heavily sedated, which is needed for the breathing and feeding toobs. The fambly heer iz hoping taht teh brane sells taht wur affekted are only teh wuns killed off in the seventies! Am trying
Awl cheezfrends pleez tew shift gud thawts tew hi setting!
BEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMS
Oh NO!!! Ai did nawt noe this.
Putz beees awn HAI!!
BEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMS
O pore Sunnyhuckle!
Gathurs gud thorts… *BEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEMS*
{{{{{Sunnyhuckle and Troll}}}}}} BeemsBeemsBeemsBeemsBeems! An Prayers too!
Odeer, ai nawt node dis! Pour sunnyhuckle!
Ohai BEEMS on! Gud finkings pooring owt! An prayurs going up!
Gud thots adn mush luv 2 {{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}{{{{{{trollee}}}}}}}}}}}
Hau ken summun dis KYOOT an PURRTEE be EBIL???
In yor Internetz, wayring mah ebil with byootee, style, and grace . . .
Yesh, ifn tihs is ebil, DO WANT!!
Pakkeeng Pee~Nutz amz
lawtza Phunn 2 playz wiff, butz
day needz a flayvurr!
Pakkeeng Pee~Nutz Tesst
Kitteh feenkz Pakkeeng Pee~Nutz
needz Toona flayvurr
Pakkeeng Pee~Nutz Tesst
Kitteh beez Midnyte Kitteh,
but himz nawt eebil!
Jack.
Ai wusht ai hav dis kinda delibrary- eben if was shmellin lik toona!
Ai lubz lil black kittehs. *sigh*
Splorty bc looks juss like mah poor lostid Fin
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jeenyus.
Oh no! Nawt borked evil!!
test
42 or Mt. McKinley?!?? Where’s LCB when you need her?!?!
BLOO! I kin haz bloo agin! FANK YU JCH4K! Ai lubs yu! **gibz bloo schmooz tu jch4k**
Yay! Wii cellybrates ur nooly rekovered blooness wif a eerwurm….
Fanks bf473!
Oooh!! Tahnkz fur teh bloooo schoooooz!!
Itz trikee, becuz they chanjed it! Ai told sebral peepl rong – til sumwun – LCB maybee – told us hao it iz nao. an ai dont reelee understand wai it werks that way. Becuz main iz still teh old way, an IT werks!
But *sigh* ai nebber reelee understand hao these things werk!
how can I get bloo again???
it’s diffrent now?? I hasn’t been bloo in teh longest teim…..
Trai this -
ht tp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=JanetCanHas4Kittehs
Except, ov corse – put yur own naym in where mine iz.
an close up teh h.t.t.p.
Oh – this goes in teh commint box. ov corse – where it sez “website”
**luks arownd fur bloo skwirrl wiffa crawsdid talons**
gettin testy
Yiss! u aer bloo!
w00t!!!! fanks Janet!!
Dis is Midnite kittehs idee of a fine swimmin poolol!!
No gettin wet!!
Ebil . . . simply irresistible. As purr yushul.
And as Mae West wuld say . . .
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.”
SSSKKKKWWEEEEEEEEE1!!!!!1111!1111
eerr, sorry. I can’t resist the BCs.
luukit those eers!
*luksawaiwifakwikness an fings about taxes an pleh werk*
*straps a CHRG and eggstra duk tayp on gammacat wif a kwikniss!*
*schmoo* fangQ gremlin! this little kitteh is just tew kyoot!
*SIGH* Maykes meh fink abowt mai Inky….He iz teh win!
Plzz! stop wif the notion that BLACK catz are evul! Halloween is coming and ppl are crazzy!
Ai don’t fink dat black cats are enny moar evil than any other type of cat. But, ai do fink dat a kitteh is basically a little nugget ob evil wrapped in kewt. Most of teh time u can forgiv teh evil becaws ob teh kewt. Persnly, ai likes teh ebil, it has charakter.
Aifinkso ebil is moastlee sarkis…scark…been ironikil
Yah, what Martoonie sed! Awl kittehs has a liddel ebil in them. Mah gray tabbeh, for instance, will match enny BC ebil for ebil!
But in a kyoot, phunneh way, of korse! And I lubs heem so . . .
Yu rite abowt dat blak kittehs not bein ebil – I lurves tehm for tehir smoothness an teir brite eies an teh wae teh lite shines on them…but at teh saem time we lieks to plae an pretend. We lurves all liefs here an hop taht everyone whu comes here to play remembers taht!!
Taht lookz jus like my littlol BC!!
Ur item has been inspekted for kwality by Kitteh # Elebenty
Dat iz sum ohai-kwaidy ebil dat is dere!
Ooops! Ah meaned “kwalidy.”
::: blush :::
blue?
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Use for packing peanuts.
Take a pillowcase and stuff with a mixture of packing peanuts and cedar shavings.
Sew end of pillowcase closed.
Cover with a second pillowcase. (This one is removable for washing.)
Toss on floor for pet bed.
NEVER TRY CALLING THE NUMBERS THEY HAVE IN THE PICS!!! THEY ARE NOT GOOD NUMBERS TO CALL!!!! TRUST ME LOL!