Mavis became a
Mavis became a little concerned when the fleas discovered tactical nuclear weapons…
just b glad dat dey dont haz satellite yet.
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Halp! Teh flore’z awn fyre..
Sen fur teh fyremens
Yes, plz!
WULD...YEW...LIEK...TEW...PLAY...WIF...TEH FLAMEO hai, guise. I forgetted to announcify here (again, sry) that if u want a Cheezstock t-shirt, u can has! Plz to see the informations here for details.
If u donot like teh brite colors in teh background, lemme know. We can do nakey logo if u prefers.
kthxbuy!
**runs tu luk**
Flea, Mavis! Flea for ur life!
Pea inna flannick!
Thnx. Ai haz nawt unnerstood teh whoel flannick thing. Butt (!) neow ai doez.
snerk
Exsqueeze me for buttin’ in here LCB.
Wutta ya gawt uh list queued up?
:snerk:
Could be.
These things do kinda write themselves, u knoes.
Oh sure.
Here ai yam struggling wif each wun tryin’ tew kom up wif sumfing thotful adn orijinal, adn here’s lil miss “Ai kin rite humor in my sleep” over heer bangin’ ‘em owt in between yawns while she stretchez owt inna sunbeam.
Well, ai gno wen ai’m owt classed.
*scribble scribble scribble* *scratch scratch scratch*
Ur doing fine!
I currently has… *takes off shoos, counts*… a dozen of them ready to go.
But it’s ur turn next, I think.
Ur duel iz awlreddy on deh Lore adn legendz paige!!!
Yu haz awn a duzzen shoos?
*nods*
They sez; “If teh shoo fits, ware it.” And, well, all my shoos fit.
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BOOOOOOM!!!!! (da fleaz was doin a preemtiv stwike)
So had to p[ull out eaponsway of assmay estructionday
Atthay isay a udgay lanpay
I hereby issue a challenge. Can you write in in combo lol speak and pig latin and have it be understood. (Me? I’m HORRIBLE at lolspeak and too lazy…I am part kitty)
Oh wait…look like annipuss did, sort of. NEVERMIND!
*slinks away*
eshyay we kin! Iz ok, JazzyGirl, lolspeek nawt reekwired, lawng az yu plai nice! **extends culurful wing ov enshipfray**
Mavis became concerned when the fleas developed nuclear… ooh dots!
Conga rats anni, LCB, and Q.! We kin haz sillybrashuns! Ai iz willing, jist fur yu guise, cuz yure speshul, to shayre my deelishush Fronsh banilla slim fast drinkee! No, really, take all you want. Pleez.
Bleurgh!
**nods** It nawt wurks sew grate, askshly. Ai had wun fur breekfast, and dat wuz ours ago, and ai nawt slim yet. Dere ideer ov ‘fast’ an mine are obveeuslee diffrint.
*snikkr*
Purrhapz yoo red it rong an yoo haz teh noo “Slim Slo?”
Or mabye in between teh words “Slim” and “Fast” it sez in teeny-tiny letters “chance of getting skinny”?
Oar teh “s” iz a typo an tehy meen “FAT chance ov getting skinny/”
Pleh! Do NAWT want slimming drinks!!!
Of KORSE nawt – hoo on erth wuld ever want to see a skinneh katerpiggler?
Cheezpeepz iz so kind and genrus!!
Ai nead slimmin drinks, but do nawt want!
We’re in yor carpits, planning global thermonucklear war . . .
Wouldn’t u rather play a nice game of chess?
Would yoo lyke . . . to play . . . a GAME?
BOoOm!!!! nuke takes king an evry udder piece!
♫♪♫ Let’s maek peas teh wai wee did inna Stanleeville and Saigon!♫♪♫
– Prof Tom Lehrer, Teh MLF Lullabye
O hai, Karen! How u is?
Iz yu wereing yur led BVDs?
“i’ll luk fer you wen teh war iz ovre…an hoer and a haf frum naw!”
- Prof. Tom Leher, “So long mom”
A straynj liddul fing iz a flee-
U can’t tell a hee frum a shee,
But hee can an shee can
Whoopee!
*snicker*
A flee adn a fli in a floo
Were trapt, so wut kud dey du?
“Let us fli,” sed deh flee.
“Let us flee,” sed deh fli.
So dey flu threw a flaw in deh floo.
Mayvizz Kitteh habz
a scayrdz. Heerz voyssez seeng, “Fudz
arowndz t3h coarnurr!”
Mayviss Kitteh coodz
cawllz in an Ayr Stryke if hurz
hadz a ray~dee~o!
Mayviss Kitteh wawntz
2 habz lawnnnnng diskusshun wiff
Prittee Wun reel sune
Jack.
Tukksee Kitteh duz
nawt wawntz grayt beeg red spawt
awn sawfft fuzzee floar
Coodz beez Liddill Wunz
playeengz wiff Coabawllt Layzurr,
butz Kitteh dowtz it
Coodz awllso beez Beeg
Layruzz Poynturr, witch amz wut
Mayviss Kitteh feenkz!
Jack.
Mavis couldn’t quite make out what the alarms were saying… something about lunch being detected.
Cheezfrenz, ai kin habs gud beemz an stuffz? Mai liddlol brudder (himz 40) iz gettin preppdid fur himz total hip replacemint surjuree. Himz nawt nerbuss, butt (!) fur sum reezun ai am!
3 cheers for parrothead’s bruvver!
Hip, hip, REPLACE!
Hip, hip, REPLACE!
Hip, hip, REPLACE!
**wipes Slimfast awf monitor**
**fawlz owtta chayre an rolls arown on floor laffin**
Fanks, ai needed dat!
Careful, there. Donot fall on ur hip.
Or anyone else’s.
*Pikz ph up off floor and sets gently bak on perch*
*wunderz wai ph sitz on a fish*
Bedder than sitting awn a pike!!
Dey tried tu git me tu sit onna stick, but ai sayed dey were full abalone.
From the lukz ov my hipz, seberal donuts hab fallin dere.
Oyesh, PH manny gud beems to yr bruvver. Is yung for having THR, but can be musch better life furever afterwurds. Mah sister has had bofe kneeez replased – for six days it wuz, “Why did I do this???” but after six weeks it wuz, “Why did I wait so long?” She wawks bettur than I do, now.
{{{{{PH & littul bruther}}}}}
Ai hab heered dis frum minee peeps! Teh dritinysurgeons sayed he will be beddur dan ebur, beddur strawngur fastur…
No wait, datz teh biawnic dewd. Butt beddur, anywai!
{{{{{parrothead}}}}}
Ov corse yoo ar werried! But theze awlmoast ALWAIZ go wiffaut a hitch – an afterwerds, teh peepl ar SOOOOOO happee wif teh noo hips!!! Tehy doo this so much iz reelee eezee peezze theeezee days!
Ai noe LOTZ ov peepl wif them. An awl ar verree pleezed!!
Fankees JCH4K! Aiz got mai talonz crawsd fur gud outcome. Surjuree iz in abowt haffa hour.
EBREEWUN!!! OHAI BEEMS FUR PARROTHEADZ BRUVER!!
Hip Sir Jury starts in just about 2 minnits!!
Tihs jush comes wif bean teh big bro/sis. U nebber kwitz takin cairs ob tehm. Mai lil scissor can hazed teh nee re plast 6 wiiks ago, adn she is dewin grate. Ur babehbro will dew grate, 2. Beems of lite adn gud wishin for teh heelin (adn teh nerbs) {{{{{{{{PH}}}}}}}}{{{{PHs lil bruther}}}}}}}
Fanks eubie! {{{{{eubie}}}}}}
Flees. Dey gawts flees! *getz fermonoocleer bawmb* *BOOOOOOMMMMMSSSS!!!* Wut? Dey nawt die? Dey still libs? Dey liek roaches, dey lib foareber!
Dis kitteh nawt gawt eever tho.
Run awai, Mavis! Run awai!!
O hai, BF! I likes ur mask. Did u see my gallery of cheezpeeps in their pirate finery?
Luuks lyke lawts uf fokes shawp at teh saim pyrat hat stoar
Ai thot u wer teh win wif ur Pie Rat owtfit!
I mist TLAP Day??
*borks down sobbing*
{{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}}
We mist yoo too!!
Shud aye
say nao it wuz reelee lawtz ov fun??
but yoo can go an look! Lotz of gud sawngs an funnee things. It will still maek yoo smyol.
An maybee neggst yeer – if we noe it iz coming – we can haz nounce mints in plentee ov taim so peeple dont miss it!
Iz alwais awn teh Sept. 19th, aifinkso
Sew teh neggst wun wil bee awn Funday, Sept 19th, 2010. Iz jus arownd teh korner!
yesh! and I miss it every year somehao!
*sniffle*
*HONKS into KCT’s hankee*
and I has my piratey wench owtfit and EVERYTHING!
There, there.
For teh next bestest thing, u can change ur Facebook language settings to teh “English (Pirate)”. Is teh vry funny.
oooh good idea! I has did that before, it is teh funny!
although ifinkso FB is in need of a keelhawling itself!
O, skwirrl… DERE yu is! Ai has lefted yu liek, NO messages adn steel yu has nawt cawled meh bakk! pfft…
Nao, whut does yu kneads fur yur fing in Oktobrrr??? Whut wus teh dayte agen?
well piggeh, mind reeding is impawsible unless you has a mind to begin with!
I has to luk at my shopping liszt…. but it’s teh 13th of Oktober, just put teh weezlols on standby and send Mick off somewheres… somewheres ELSE, plzthxwillgetRITEonthat
* scribblols in notebukk *
uh huh… has Mick awn standby… uh huh… send teh Rabid Weeslols awai… uh huh… order Pork Scratchings adn Guinness adn Pickloled Eggs… uh huh… go awn… go awn…
*starts winding up for a HYOOGE hedbat*
* lukks up frum cullering… err… notebukk *
ooo hu yu gunna hedbat adn wai???
Well, yoo cud just model teh pie ratty wench owtfit fur us eneway!!!
Ai remembrrr last yeer – ai think yoo had it!!
*hugzskwirrlgrrl**gib hankie to her* Dere,dere! It will happen agin….nex yeer. *gibs anudder hankie*
Aw, and I is teh sure ur moostash misses u, too!
ai wuz teh fond uv teh crossd nife n fork awn mai Long John Silver’s hat, hee hee!
{{{{{{lcb}}}}} thankz agin!! Ai just lurved mai hat!
An – cud yoo put up teh link again fur teh cheezstok goodiez?? Izzit awn the cryer, too??? ai’ll bet lotz ov peeple dont noe yet!
And u looked so cute innit!
There is 4, count ‘em, 4 different store links, depending on whut part of teh whirled peeps is in, so teh best way to find teh Cheezstock goodies info is to go to teh Cryer.
BTW, I ordered some stuffs on Saturday and I got a message today saying that they is on teh way to me! *happydance*
Mavis is in grate daynger! *RUNHIEDRUNHIEDRUNHIED!!*
den duk an cuvver! DUK AN CUVVER!!!
A finkso it shud be goose an cuvver!
Canada goos an cuvver! CANADA GOOS AN CUVVER!!!
Ai dunno, nawt kwite teh saim ring tew itz
*KRAKADOOOOOOOOOM* uhoh.
Dint u nebber heared? Da best fings in lyfe r fleas.
Dats ownly cuz ur a rat, Rattipuss! *aifinkso*
::: pees in a flanic :::
Ooops. ’scuse me.
PSSSST Rattipuss ~
cweenmj haz LOTZ ov diepurrrrz fur baybee skwirrrlz an baybee otterz. Ai think they wud fit yoo, if yoo need wun.
::: hangs lilleh ratty-cat hed :::
Ah wil goes tu sees hur.
But Ah has tu ’splain. Ah izzn awl ratty. Iz ratty AN catty.
An mah kittehs r awl differnt 2. Ah haz a polar-bunneh, a cheeba-’quirrel AN a rat-weesel.
4 does hu duzzn knoe, a cheeba iz leik a juggular oar a leppert. Nawt big liek a tygur oar lyin.
*faycepaw*
Ov corse!!! Ratti – PUSS!! Ai get it nao.
Sumhao, ai wuz thinking – Ratti – puss = ratti – fayce.
But wow!! Yoo haz a cheeba???? anna polar-bunneh??? An teh otterz??
Oh – wait! No otters??
No, nawt haz ratty fayce. Has anjul fayce.
Otters? WANT!! Wil taek awl ub dem, plskthx.
U can gitz me wun oar moar?
Oh, fank CC!!!
*handz rattypuss a boi skwurll baybay, a gurl skwurll baybay adn 2 otter baybayz (gender unspessifyed)
Heer, take deh diapurrz, tu. Dere b 10 boxez uv dem!!
*kthkzrunzawaywif a swiffnessb4dehbaybayzwakezup*BAI!!
LOL!!!
Awwww! Tu ‘quirrls and tu otters. AN da diepers tu goe wif.
FANKS!
Ah wil lub dem and hugs dem and squeez dem and calls awl ub dem Jorj!
RattipussCanHazAReeleeBigHart!!
Awwww. :::blushes:::
2 B awnist, Ah wud hab awl da nanimal bebbehs inna whirld if day wud lit me.
O, an wud pet dem and pat dem, 2.
Ai stillz lub U Rattipuss! {{{{{Rattipuss}}}}
Awwwww, fanks!
Ummmm . . . dat wuzzin UR flanic, wuzzit? ::: blush :::
{{{KCT}}}
Naw, sumbuddy elses, sweetie!
Whew. DAT’s gud noos.
* scampersinwibakwikness *
* rummages thru sordid paypurs *
* ordurs extry port-o-flanniks fur teh 5rd Oktobrrr, 6am LOL *
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Anywun git the numbur ov dat low-flyin piggeh?
O, I’ve gots his number, all right.
* swipes number bakk *
*holds on to one end of number*
*watches piggeh run away only to come flying back after the number stretches out as far as it can go*
*
ducksgooses** crashes intu LCB, spills glass ob freshly skwoze Applol joose, steel warm adn clowdeh, juss hao LCB lieks eet AWL ober LCB’s brand gnu Cheestock T-Shurt adn matching OLUs *
PFFT!!! Nao lookit whut yu has dun!
*picks self up*
O, since ur here, piggeh, here is ur welcome home prezzie: a slightly damp Cheezstock t-shirt and matching OLUs.
O… grate… fankies… * taeks shirt adn OLUs…
umm… does aneewon has a dressy gown dey kin lending tu LCB??? wibakwikness? Anewon??? ANEEWON???
Whut? Isn’t u teh one whut suggestified Nakey Monday?
sounds like fun!
*tosses awf clothes and runs through dandelion patch*
but but but… o, whut teh hay!!!
* scampersarowndwibanekkidkwikness *
Oh teh Nude Mannity!!!
ROLF!!!!
Elebentee plus burgers fur yoo!!
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Ohai, U bees teh cayrfull wif teh floof!!!
Datz gonna leeb a mark, aifinkso.
playing laser tag with cats is addictive both for the cats and the person manning the laser pointer.
Yes, it was a dark day when man discovered nuclear weapons. They found them at the bottom of the ocean, right? Or were they discovered in the rain forest?
If wuz dark, hao day finded dem?
By teh stranje greenish gloe.
(No kiddin, Marie an Piyerre Curie used to go to their lab at nite just admire the radium in their eckspearmints glowing greenly. So romantic.)
(Her notebooks still have to be kept in lead bockses because theyre so radiotoxic.)
Hai Rattipuss! BTW, Ai still lubs U! Ratti oar nawt! {{{{Rattipuss}}}}
O hai, KCT!
Ah habs u a nanser up in da nuvver fred. Lukks abuv.
Alienz technoledgies
Hope momma’s flee-spray isnt teh flammabul kind.
*litesliteranrunsawaywifakwikness* Ooops! *cawls fyremens wifakwikness* Fyrebug. An wanna seez teh fyreguis!
Ther goez teh neghborhood.
Is joke from goggie?
okay tron we have neutralize the fleaster control program
verry funny man
I dunno hoo com up whiz dis capshun bot I laft hy hed uf
omg mavis is famous! thats my brothers cat!!!