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W00t!! w00t!! a six way ty (so far)!!!!
Wif Annipuss leeding deh way tu deh ty boo teek!!
I finso dere b bobblol hedded trollz fur ennny wun hoo b wanting wun…. y enny wun wud wanting a troll iz beyond mii
Dere iz awlso kewt liddlol boblol hedded hedgii hawgz!!
da trollz bii effectun yur mynd!!!!
quik! won regul kwasi-splort repayr!
Huh? wwu???
I kudda sworn anniz time stamp sed 12:01 tu.
*ko lapzez in heep.
Well – itz a solo fur anni – anna FIVE wai TY fur the rest ov us!!
Werks fur mee!!
Can we still hav teh bobblolhedded hedgi hawgz???
an yoo noe waht else ai’m gonna get wile ai’m at teh TY Boo Teek?
A prezzie fur yoo, cweenmj!
Can yoo guess??? Huh, Huh?? Can yoo???
A noo troll mask?
Bobblol hedded Guiness Piggeh?
Cat o’nine Taylez leftover frum Tawk like a Pie Rat Day?
D…….
Dekratibe partay fabors
Eggstra strawng duckee taep
Floof…………lawts ob floof
Gogglez fur splort purtekshun
H…
Hugh Laurii in ‘House’ on deh TV
I must watch him.
Just got a msg
Kumming frum our
Liddlol Rodint fren
Maus. Hii haz RLS so
Nawt heer much.
Oh, but him sended a joke I b
Posting
Qwikklee on mai blog
Reeding it fur a
Shur laff.
T……
Thankees fur da laff
Unless hel1 freezus ovah
Videos wil nawt be scene tonite
Wen an gnu eppisoad uv House
Xpected onna boobtube
Yay!!!! fur dat
Zen thuusdai nite ets graisnatomie :_D
an kneed an noes jawb! doktur mcsteemy tu mai rume stat!
conga rats! yu bii soloen!
Thx, catena. Ai tole teh cween she shud hab fyoomigaytid teh troll mask!
Just dont taek mai burger away!!
dat iz deelbrakur!
Dorothee…
aiz shurenduzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..
tummy fo snorgle available!
Alrite, I gib up!
Surrendurr, surrendurr
Butt nawt to gibs urself awayyyy….
Mommeez awlrite…daddeez awlrite…dey jus seme eh littul weerd…
Jes a liddlol?
She also toed me stay awauy you nebber no watchu catch.
Jes tell ‘em to stay away frum my Kiss rekkerds!
…an my “stash”!
datz fur suyr!
mjs goe nauw – has ufn, cheezpeefs!
resistence iz futile!
I wanna tikklol teh kitteh pitz!
Tikkol yur own kitteh Red! Iz nawt nyce to gow around tikkol otter peeps kittehs!
BTW, did yu gib dat VW driver teh “wun finger wave”?
Nope. Wuz too bizee tryin nawt to go crunchee…
I did cawl him/hur a “geen-yuss”!
My faborite “compliment”!! LMAO. finkso Chikken Man gonna get dat compliment tunite!!
Why iz Chikkin Man a geen-yuss?
Kaus hii iz Chikken Man, an dats just da wai it iz!
**stiks tong owt at 3km**
whose tung yew stikin owt red?
Do I relee gots to tell?
Puts teh thermomometers intu reds mouf while she is sticking aowt teh tong.
Wii Has tu see if U needz Dr Tinycat oar can maek due wif teh P-K
**iz glad WRr nawt yoozin “the othur kynd” of thermomomometur**
*snerk*
*giggles hysterikally*
*gits weird luk frum chikken man*
**waves wildlee**
Ohai, Chikkin Man!
“Liddol ornjee to pads”
y duz carz haz petz, but u nebber heer uv truck petz??
Car pet petz?
skweeeee!!!!!!!
SPLORT!!!!!
**thud**
Halp! Halp!
Gammacat be down!
**runz to cawl 9-elebenty**
**skoops branes up, rinses dem awf wif sparklee watters**
**PLOPS dem bak inna hed*
**replayses hed bones, wraps wif dukky tayp**
**SNAPS awn noo CHRG w/ doi**
**wrapz gammacat in floofy blankee an offurs bevridj an choklit**
Now, plz to be restin an nawt luuk at ennyfing kyoot foar a whiel. Heer, hazza luuk at my czech-buuk. Dat mite halp.
ooh! an dooel rezcue!
an gnu splort sport?
singronized splort reepare
ohnoes gamma!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinseas dem awf wif sum sparlolin waddur
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, gamma. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
{{rhsb}} {willy boy}}
FangQ yew tew! teh kitteh is tew kyoot
*starts lukkin at tax forms an pleh werk emeows*
U welkum, gc!
Willy Boy do mutch bedder jawb den I did, tho. I’m outta praktiss!
Ai’ll just sing hur teh burfday song!! Mite halp hur phiel bedder!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥
♪HAPPEY BELAYTED BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BELAYTED BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BELAYTED BIRFDAY ♪ DEER GAMMACAT ♫
♫ AWN SEPTEMBRRRRRR EIGHT TEEEEEEEEEEENTH! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}} FANGQ JCH4K an all cheezpeeps
SCHMOOO tew eberywun!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{gammacat}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hoppi Belyted Burfingdai.
*luks around fur a prezzie*
Oh, heer it iz, a necklace uf shiny beads, just nawt let LCB take it intu da lite tu luk at.
Frenz, I can has “nawt get sikk” beems?
Teh sydez of my nekk be berry soar to tutch, an I’m sneezin a liddlol bit. No othur simptumz tho, fank CC.
Plz to sendin me “nawt to get sikk” beemz, cuz I gots too mutch to do an nawt has tyme to get sikk.
kthxbai.
{{{{Redd}}}}
*Sends Red nawt git sik beems* I wuz kinda hopen I culd hazza lil’ sik, cause I nawt wanna go tu wurks fur a coupla dais.
can yu apply yer new kitteh to yer neck? Warm floof can halp!
NAWT tu Luk fur teh minnit PH
* gitz teh gud hoem maeded chikken soops aowt uf teh freezur. emptees intu teh saws pans add teh liddlol waddurs, Warm awn teh stobe until is niec and jus rite hawt.
Pores inna bowl wif teh handlol awn it so U can sippee oar spoon it up. Grabs a cupplol crackur tu go wif. *
Heer U be red. Haz sum niec hawt chikkee soops.
Dini Ai haz sum foar u inna otter room. Aftur U finnish U snugglols wif red adn halp hur haz a beddur.
Awwww….dat’s so sweet of yoo, WRr!
**SWOON**
*nawtgetsicknawtgetsick*
*starts batch of chikkin soop*
*Sends belated nawt-get-sikk beems*
Ohai red! Aihope yu feelz all better inna mornin.
*sends red teh miraklolus nawt get sikk beems frum owr howse* owr yunger boi had oinky floo wich iz sposed to be VERY CATHCABLOL but none ob teh rest ob us gotted it!! so we haz sum gud nawt get sikk beems heer. also lots ob pyurell, cloroks wipers, an orinj joose.
Fanks, lunarmommy!
I finkso I pass awn teh oh-jay, tho. Nuffin purrsonlol, jes sum bad memrezz…
Rut-roh.
My froat startin to hurt a liddlol.
**hoaps hur nawt gettin wuts goin arown at werk**
*whispers qwietly as tu nawt cawl attenshun uf da C.T.’s.*
Kan yu believe dey are still awn da Large Kitteh LOL? Dey still ranting obber there.
Az lawng az dey stai dere an doan’t keap bovverin us heer!
Oh, well. Plenty of room over there, yesh? Space for all, we has it. Adn we don’t has to read it if do nawt want. We just take a nice nap on teh soft carpetz wif teh orinj kitteh. ZZZzzz…
Aifink Ai wull haz mai nap in mai bed! Iz berry neerlee midnite heer.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
‘Nite, Anni.
Sleep well.
‘Nite Anni! Will see yu tumorro!
Nite Anni, sweet dreams!!
karpit cud bee bildin upp massibe lectrostadik churge dat will shawk da pour kitteh wen hims tendur liddle pause tuches da flore………..
kitteh goe POOF!
et cud happin
Guies, my kitteh be teh CRAZEE!
Rite now, hur runnin wifakwikness up teh stares, thro teh upstayres, down teh stares, thro teh libbin room, an bak upstares agin.
Wen hur gits upstares, hur meowz lyk hur iz lostid!
Sillee kitteh…..
Oh, an awl 7 pownz 11 ownses of hur sownz lyk herd of lolefants awn teh stares!
YAY!! Yu hazza lil’ Lucy! Wait til shii starts dat at 3am!
GMTAA
*snerk*
No sutch fing as “kitteh owners”.
Kitteh STAFF oar owned BY kittehs mebbe…
I know, I wuz just bein cocky cause awl myne asleep and nawt payin tenshuns tu mii.
Ifn hur duz it at 3 a.m., I nawt kno it. Fank CC I’m a sown sleepur!
Oh, an hur attacks teh cornurs. Hur jumps an swatswatswat at dem!
Iz teh funnee to watch.
Doan wurree. hur will fined teh way tu waek U up inna middlol uf teh nite. Mai kitteh bited mai eers if ai nawt get up when hur rubbed mai faec adn purred
Josie used 2 get awn my pillow an bite teh tawp of my hed wen I nawt get up wen hur wantid me 2.
Aifinkso some of teh kittehs like to hear teh sowndz of meyowin in teh stairwell; makes good ekko maybe?? Our tuxie kitteh doez that. (Adn also does teh cat-of-madness whole-house run from time to time… mysterious ritual of kittehness, it seems to bii.) Goggie used to do teh many-room dash too, but kitteh can do it without knocking furnichurz down. Mostly.
yesh, mai orinj boi yodels in teh bafroom.
good echoes!
sowndz purrrfeklee normal tu mii!!!
Normul wuld be if Dini didded this at 3 am.
I always thot dat dis vocalizimz had somefing to do wiff da litterbox time; (Butt)!!! da liytter box is also in da halway wiff da purrfect accoustinks.
Hay! Gess wat wuz jes adbertized awn tee-vee…
Teh Radio City Christmas Spectacular!
**wunnerz if Dan’z camlols be comin too**
Orinj kitteh is car pet surfin.
Mebbe prakticin’ fer crowd surfin’?
I haz a noo theem sawng!
Iz purrfeck!
Ohai red,
dat been mai theem sawng 4 teh last yeer! Dat be teh good sawng, aifinkso
You just gotta love it!
We have two cats and a dog. Our carpet takes a beating from time to time.