Comments on: Uhm…

By: Ally

Ally — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:36:05 +0000

This is my hedgehog Logan!!!

The source is the daily mail
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-559883/The-new-pygmy-hedgehogs-like-pet-hamster.html

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:34:12 +0000

hee hee!!! Anna LOL!!
Wehn ai wuz living in Italee, mai frend Sheranne wuz going bak to the States fur a fyoo weeks. An she wanted mee to drive hur VW Beetlol wunz a week – so it wuzn’t just sitting.

Teh week befoar she cayme bak, ai tuk mai assisttent Franco haom in hur car, cuz he’d werked layte an mist hiz bus.

He stopt bai a market awn teh way an bowt a fresh fish – an putted in in hiz lether breefcayse. An then put it in teh well behind teh bak seets.

An tehn he furgot it – an ai did too – an tehre iz wuz in teh car – tin teh summer Italian heet – teh fish in teh lether breefcayse.

An wehn she got bak – teh smell. . . . twaz AWFULL!! But we cudn’t find where it wuz! No wun thot to luk in teh littlol well in teh bak.

We found it – evenschoolee – but it wuz reelee hard to maek teh car smell OK again!!

By: carotte

carotte — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:16:54 +0000

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By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:08:10 +0000

ooh, vinyl rekkurd in teh kar in teh dezert in teh summer.

crayns too.

also, yoo haznt libbed till yoo kleend up a kan ob frozed orinj joose taht rolld under teh seet in teh kar an came unfrozed an leeked all ober. two weeks ago.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:07:33 +0000

gud wun!
an uv corse teh tolled tel tr*ll dat!

By: keshet

keshet — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:07:21 +0000

Happenz fur mi tu wen teh commints iz veri
nested tehy iz onli a feu litters wied.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:01:43 +0000

Iz snowin awtside. (Were elss wud it snsow?)

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:59:29 +0000

Oh, I almoast hadda ‘nutter reck dis afturnoon.

Stoopy VW Beetlol pulled owt in frunt of me an I hadda slam awn teh brakes.

Oh, an teh horn werks.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:59:26 +0000

Sew Y duz skreen say “42″ wenn Ai hilites yr post?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:57:48 +0000

YAY fur yoo!! I ownli hadda drive 20. Wuz nawt pourin wen I lebbed tho! Fank Yu CC!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:55:57 +0000

Troo! But we WERNT laffing at teh plump kitteh!!!

Harumph!!! Ai haet it wehn peeple say we ar doing sumthing we ar NOT!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:55:29 +0000

Ohai, 3km!

I had a happitayle dis moarnin dat I nawt hadda dribe 30 mylez in teh torrenshlol downpoor!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:55:18 +0000

Haz been 8 with Baby Kat, an her finally relizen, wii always gonna feed her.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:54:00 +0000

Thankz, burfday fairy. Mai ai pleez hav a noo bouncy ball??? Main just bounced off – an ai cant find it!

Ohh – an sum ov teh alien stikkers!! Ai’m sending sum letterz!! REEL wuns!!

An Happee burfday to ARMEETOAD!!! May yoo hav mennee moar!! An awl ov teh happee!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:53:29 +0000

*nods* yep, tu dais uf dis stuff iz enuff! Atleast iz nawt cowld!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:52:57 +0000

Dis wuz dried noodlols u add boilin wadder 2 an dat iz spozed to maek it taystee an nootrishus…. I wuz nawt danjerus 2 eet.
Iz nawt berry taystee at teh best uv tiems an Ai aer a bit off mai fud at teh momint, `coz Ai aer geddin ober a cawld an ebbrifin taysts pleh!

By: catena

catena — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:52:19 +0000

Ai jus gawt tu sii todaez LOLs (kent sii dem wen aiz een offeis).
NEUW dered bii trollen goen awn.
remyndz mii awf dis:
(LOLspeke awf)
“Don’t anthropomorphize animals. They hate that.”

By: gammacat

gammacat — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:51:53 +0000

Cannoli was lyke dat when we took him in. it took five yeers for him to stop gobbling all teh food

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:51:01 +0000

Teh barusssh iz liein awn its side. Can nawt travel teh far leik that.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:48:35 +0000

Snick! (wif an er)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:47:45 +0000

Tehy awnlee hav to say that. In realitee, fud in cans iz gud – an taystee – fur kwite a fyoo yeers!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:46:58 +0000

I hazza kitteh, Baby, who wuzza stray an wuz da super skinny. Wii thinked her wuz bout 3 months owl kaus uf her size, vet said bout 7-8months old. Shii eeted and eeted an eeted, Ifinkso cauze shii starved for soo long.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:45:36 +0000

Ai botted neu record Ai wunted tu heer: dis wuz in dayze uv Vinyl!
Put teh car seet bak down over teh record to protecifying it frum teh heet — in seeled car in Las Vegas Nevada in summer (oar maybee nawt, wuz lawng ago)
When Ai camed bak frum teh collige klass, teh rekord wuz awl pleeted, leik teh seet bak.
Butt (!!) at leeseest it had nawt explodified!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:43:20 +0000

Feerless Fern!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:42:11 +0000

An sum chocolate!

Luk – a nice big box ov Thornton’s Chocolates!! THAT shud halp wif teh splort!!

By: Meezer Mom

Meezer Mom — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:41:20 +0000

As mai hoem eck teecher sed abowt celerii, iz teh scrub brush uv teh in test eens.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:40:55 +0000

Ohhhh fanks {{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}
*puts CHRG awn tight.*

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:40:03 +0000

{{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}}
I cawls dem bushpigs cos Hedge=Bush an Hog=pig
I has a few in mai gardin.Fern plais bawl wiv dem

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:36:54 +0000

*gibz Tidmum a liddlol chrg.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:36:35 +0000

Bushpig?? Yoo cawl them bushpigs???

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:34:57 +0000

Guies, dis song be appropryit foar 2day. I gess dat’s wat wii git foar hollerin “How dry I be!”

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:33:50 +0000

hum – are commints skwooshed??!
or do you mean the teeny tine writing NC has been doing?!? Ai wus wondering how he did that too…
I onlee knows the bloo linkie fingie, the “commint say wun thing – but also sais sumfing else”-trick…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:32:35 +0000

There ar eben moar T. ar ee el el sss ober there. Tehy just keep coming!

Wun just sed teh peepl hoo hav that cat shud be in gaol!!

Taht wud tehn bee mai sister Pyzi. Hur Katie-Kitteh (muther ov mai Fiona an Glorfindel) wuz skinnee an STARVING wehn she had teh baybeez in ar truk shed.

Wehn ai started feeding hur, she cud eet a big can ov gushee fud. An she dint gain an ownce. Tehn, wehn teh kittehs were bigger, she thot she wuz still starving an wantz to eet awl teh taim.

Pyzi haz hur awn a Dye et, but she . . .she’z layzee, an duzznt laik to moove much! She went frum a reelee skinnee kitteh to wun hoo luked laik teh meetloaf! But she iz doing ebreething she can to get hur thinner.

An she haz resqued so mennee animalolz . . .box turtlolz frum teh road, stray goggies hoo ar loasted. . .teh list goez awn!

Thiz is sooo stooooopid!!! Mai kittehz can eet az much az they want. An they ar awl slim an nermal. Cinderz is eben a littlol too thin.

But Fyoomi wuz heer just a fyoo daiz ago. Maybe she needs to move into teh NB – she cud keep Petunia, Bodice Ripper, Kidney Stones an littlol unique orn companee!! An there’s a ditch she cud go lie in, too!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:31:05 +0000

Skweeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Dunt noes which has moar Cyoot..Orinj(nawt poysin) kitteh, or teh albeeno bushpig!!
I can has a liddle splort aifinkso yesh.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:30:56 +0000

Remines me of teh turm “staghorn calculus” for a kind of kiddley stone. DO NOT WANT.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:29:56 +0000

can you tell me why sum commints lukked squished?

By: miniminsmum

miniminsmum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:29:50 +0000

Hmm cud this be a trap…..

*reeds small print yusing magnifyating glarse*

mumblee mumblee bla bla promiss to pay elebenty munnies to LCB bla bla…. WOT! wayt a minit

*grabs pen from kitteh’s paw juss in teh nik of tiem*

donut sine ennything wifout contacticating yur ajint

pheew dat woz a close one!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:29:33 +0000

no, not mush, moar like spikee!!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:23:24 +0000

yay – I can be bloo agin!!!

PH – try this link
ht tp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=parrothead

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:22:57 +0000

OIC.

Well, then, can I has their autograffs? Here, they can use this piece of paper. Pay no attention to teh other writings already onnit.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:22:05 +0000

This iz just WUNDERFUL!! Iz it ene where neer yoo?

What a grate place.

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:21:57 +0000

testing - testing!!!

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:20:26 +0000

eewww , tu mush infomayshun!

By: miniminsmum

miniminsmum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:17:42 +0000

Kittehs haz ownlee a-greed to sine teh awtografs, tehy nawt intrestid in noe contrakx thnxawltehsaem

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:17:17 +0000

*windz up anuvver hedjiepig toi*
Otay! Reddy, set, go!

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:15:28 +0000

Mine tu! Aifinkso Mezzo reely, deepdown, lieks teh brush, butt(!) trying to bite it iz juss tu mush funz!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:15:02 +0000

eeeeckkkk!!!!
*hides unner bed*
oh, tis yew, mai lieege! taht mask is skareee!!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:14:33 +0000

ur rite!! wair iz dat fyoomi gaytor???? did deh ten drillz uv doom doomify hur??

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:13:35 +0000

BTW, plz to has ur kittehs sine teh release form. Um, they doesn’t has to read it, just sine it. kthxstandardformofcontract

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:13:22 +0000

fankz fur deh award….
♥♥♥ wevver u b a red parrothead oar a bloo parrothed, I lubz u… ♥♥♥♥