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An teh kitteh iz nawt goin 2 trie 2 stop it
den kitteh nawt gonna be happi!
conga-rats on bein furthest from teh bottom anni!
Smart kitteh! Conga rats annipuss!
tis almost lunch tyme! anyone for shampers & sordid nibbles?
*walks round wif tray of nommy fud an drinks*
Ai cud do wiv a nies drink 2 taek awi teh tayst uv mai dinnur…
*offers annie shampers and pomigranite juice*
Thx, gammacat – Ai din’t feal liek cukkin an fownd a tub uv Pot Noodlolz. It sed best b4 Oct, soe Aithort Ai’d best yoze dem dey wuz nawt tastee or nootrishus an affer Ai’d eeted dem Ai seed dat it wuz Oct 08!
Eeeek!!!!! Hope it won’t upset ur tummy …
It was nawt orinj oar poizn! – just nawt tastee! Ai haz 2 eet sumfing `coz uv teh diabeetus medicayshun oar Ai wud haz had nuffin.
Tehy awnlee hav to say that. In realitee, fud in cans iz gud – an taystee – fur kwite a fyoo yeers!
Dis wuz dried noodlols u add boilin wadder 2 an dat iz spozed to maek it taystee an nootrishus…. I wuz nawt danjerus 2 eet.
Iz nawt berry taystee at teh best uv tiems an Ai aer a bit off mai fud at teh momint, `coz Ai aer geddin ober a cawld an ebbrifin taysts pleh!
I haz a huge hongree. My yogurt and fruit exploded inside my knapsack, and got all over my:
address book
book reading for fun
case that holds my hearing aids
and lotsa other stuff not in alfametical order!
Yuck-o. Did nawt want. Do want something to eat
Puddy_tat wuz trawmatized bai an eggsplodin pot uv yoggert – teh boi nekst 2 him at skool lunch had leff it in teh sunn awl mornin an it went boom!
When milk goes bad…
details at elebenty
Dat muss hab maed kwite a mess tho. Pore Q {{{{{Q}}}}}
sounds wurse tahn teh time I carried a can
of Shasta in my lunsch box all dai.
den i openid it in mai dads car!
didnt know exploding soda could go dat far!
ohai gammacat,
ifinkso I mist ur birfday
*hangs hed*
*offers speshul choklit caek wif choklit frostings choklit whippy cream to make up*
was it good I hopes?
{{skwirrlgrrl}} between leeving pleh werk at 2AM and waking up
at 8AM for teh workers (who spent teh whole day beeting up teh bafroom) ai was a zombie luker on fridegg!
FangQ for teh choklit cayke (mai faborit!)
**SCHMOOO***
shampers an sordid noms tew go wif cake?
Odeer, ai mist yur bufdai tu! Happee beelaytid burfdai gammacat! {{{{{gammacat}}}}} Letz hab cake an shampers an make up fur yur pleh dat!
fangQ ph!! {{parrothead}}
Ohai gammacat, happee blated burfday, hoap yu recubbered from the pleh dai in tyme furr the weekweekweekend.
*Rayzez glarse of shampers* – cheerz!
*wypes choklit smeers from around mouf*
yumnomyumnomnom – hmm dis caek is delishus fanks skwirrlgrrl
{{miniminsmum}} fangQ! aym mostlee recubbered!
*clinkees shampers glass wif mm* salut!
Didya see tehm on LCB’s noo tootoryal on how to mayk abatars beeg, didya, didya?
Ai haz a happee, mai kittehs are fay mouse
BTW, plz to has ur kittehs sine teh release form. Um, they doesn’t has to read it, just sine it. kthxstandardformofcontract
Kittehs haz ownlee a-greed to sine teh awtografs, tehy nawt intrestid in noe contrakx thnxawltehsaem
OIC.
Well, then, can I has their autograffs? Here, they can use this piece of paper. Pay no attention to teh other writings already onnit.
Hmm cud this be a trap…..
*reeds small print yusing magnifyating glarse*
mumblee mumblee bla bla promiss to pay elebenty munnies to LCB bla bla….
WOT! wayt a minit
*grabs pen from kitteh’s paw juss in teh nik of tiem*
donut sine ennything wifout contacticating yur ajint
pheew dat woz a close one!
Belayted happi burfday from me, too! Mai onlee ekscues is dat ai was on holly day … nao ai is back at wurk and suffer frum RLS. Pleh…
Welcum bak Upfi, hao woz teh holly dai?
Ooh sumbudy left a can of Popsi-cola in mah car in Areezona one day — forchunitly it was a diet pop so at leest it wusnt tu stikky when it acksploldid, also forchuinitly it was an old uglee carr so I didnt care too much.
Ai botted neu record Ai wunted tu heer: dis wuz in dayze uv Vinyl!
Put teh car seet bak down over teh record to protecifying it frum teh heet — in seeled car in Las Vegas Nevada in summer (oar maybee nawt, wuz lawng ago)
When Ai camed bak frum teh collige klass, teh rekord wuz awl pleeted, leik teh seet bak.
Butt (!!) at leeseest it had nawt explodified!!
ooh, vinyl rekkurd in teh kar in teh dezert in teh summer.
crayns too.
also, yoo haznt libbed till yoo kleend up a kan ob frozed orinj joose taht rolld under teh seet in teh kar an came unfrozed an leeked all ober. two weeks ago.
hee hee!!! Anna LOL!!
Wehn ai wuz living in Italee, mai frend Sheranne wuz going bak to the States fur a fyoo weeks. An she wanted mee to drive hur VW Beetlol wunz a week – so it wuzn’t just sitting.
Teh week befoar she cayme bak, ai tuk mai assisttent Franco haom in hur car, cuz he’d werked layte an mist hiz bus.
He stopt bai a market awn teh way an bowt a fresh fish – an putted in in hiz lether breefcayse. An then put it in teh well behind teh bak seets.
An tehn he furgot it – an ai did too – an tehre iz wuz in teh car – tin teh summer Italian heet – teh fish in teh lether breefcayse.
An wehn she got bak – teh smell. . . . twaz AWFULL!! But we cudn’t find where it wuz! No wun thot to luk in teh littlol well in teh bak.
We found it – evenschoolee –
but it wuz reelee hard to maek teh car smell OK again!!
Wadsh owt fur teh porkuls!
wassa porkul??
Acomfuzzled prikkul?
Yu nose mai huzbing? **scampurs awf tu NB**
*snerk*
Yu no, teh fings that can pork yu! Like porkulolpines hab!
flea lil brusche! aiz nawt knead help groomin kthxbai
Teh barusssh iz liein awn its side. Can nawt travel teh far leik that.
grab it! ouchez
Yor flavor, it h- *thinks agin; dubbil rethinks* Nah, I don’t thinkso, kthx!
Kitteh hazza helffy skepision.
at leest ai finks its a hairbrush…hmmm
My kittehs lubs da brushins.
one kitteh luvs, teh other tries to battle teh brush!
Mine tu! Aifinkso Mezzo reely, deepdown, lieks teh brush, butt(!) trying to bite it iz juss tu mush funz!
Iz Missus Tiggywinkle!!
ht tp://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/
This iz just WUNDERFUL!! Iz it ene where neer yoo?
What a grate place.
i think they are friends
and they are waiting for crow
to bring the ice cream!
dont those things hurt if you brush your hand across it the wrong way?
Dere ain’t noe rite wai! Teh prikkuls goe ebbri wich-wai!
I’m tinkin doze spikey fings probly are more for protection dan fashion.
Knot reely…if heggie hog is calm, u can pet tehm from front too bak kwite nicelee. Butt if tehy gets skared, tehn watch aot! Dats how mai goggie got hims noze prikkled teh furst teim he met da heggie!
Him probly is nawt too calm wiff da big orinjone behind him.
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Armeetoad an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goody bags filld wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, windup raysing hedjiepig akshun figures, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy berfdays!!!1!!
yum moar burfday caek, fank yu BF
*windz up raysing hedjiepig toi*
ennyone wanna rayse wiv me?
*windz up anuvver hedjiepig toi*
Otay! Reddy, set, go!
Thankz, burfday fairy. Mai ai pleez hav a noo bouncy ball??? Main just bounced off – an ai cant find it!
Ohh – an sum ov teh alien stikkers!! Ai’m sending sum letterz!! REEL wuns!!
An Happee burfday to ARMEETOAD!!! May yoo hav mennee moar!! An awl ov teh happee!
Happi burday Armeetoad!
FangQ Burfday fairy! *schmoo*
*bounces sparloly bawl*
*bouncesparklolbouncesparklolsparklol*
oooh, shinee!
The hairbrush heard the fleas’ plans for nuclear domination.
Snick! (wif an er)
Its Specklols from teh Gforce movie!
Sum feengz amz mentz 2
beez leff ‘loan wyle dayz tryz 2
fyndz dayr desstinnee
Kitteh brush feengee
coodz beez wun ubz dem. Kitteh
gibz it lawtza rume
Kitteh brush feengee
nawtz trabbillz wiff a kwikkness
witch amz fyne wiff himz!
Jack.
painful learning experience in 3…2…
Q: How do hedjehogs maek lurve?
Berri cayrefullee, ai wud fink?
Wif a liddlol halp form da sof stuffz to maek it eben moar caerfully! Dere was a kid in Lawrence KS hoo wanted a hedgehawg cuz it wuz illeeglol. He spoek ellokwently to teh citeh cownslol. So mush so, he gawt hiz hedgehawg! Smart kid!
wut? huh? wut iz diz fing on deh grownd??
*pikkingz up care troll mask and putz it on
OMCC!!! U ebil peepz!!! laffing at dat poor halpless hedgee!!! How kin u fink it b funny tu kawling him a hairbrush????????? Iz not himz fawlt hii haz deh spikee hairz!! It b himz ownerz fawlt fur not taking him tu deh byootii sall on ebbree week week weeek!! Ebil ownerZ!!!!! Hedgii abooose!!!! Dis iz NAWT FUNNY!!! If I noo whair dis poor hedjee b, I wud hawl himz ownerz intu kort!!!!!
*dropz mask*
PEEYOOO!! dat fing stinkz!!! Adn it makingz mai hed hurt!!
Oh mai cween, u shud hab hadded it fyoomigaytid b4 u yoozd it!
ur rite!! wair iz dat fyoomi gaytor???? did deh ten drillz uv doom doomify hur??
Wun just sed teh peepl hoo hav that cat shud be in gaol!!
Taht wud tehn bee mai sister Pyzi. Hur Katie-Kitteh (muther ov mai Fiona an Glorfindel) wuz skinnee an STARVING wehn she had teh baybeez in ar truk shed.
Wehn ai started feeding hur, she cud eet a big can ov gushee fud. An she dint gain an ownce. Tehn, wehn teh kittehs were bigger, she thot she wuz still starving an wantz to eet awl teh taim.
Pyzi haz hur awn a Dye et, but she . . .she’z layzee, an duzznt laik to moove much! She went frum a reelee skinnee kitteh to wun hoo luked laik teh meetloaf! But she iz doing ebreething she can to get hur thinner.
An she haz resqued so mennee animalolz . . .box turtlolz frum teh road, stray goggies hoo ar loasted. . .teh list goez awn!
Thiz is sooo stooooopid!!! Mai kittehz can eet az much az they want. An they ar awl slim an nermal. Cinderz is eben a littlol too thin.
But Fyoomi wuz heer just a fyoo daiz ago. Maybe she needs to move into teh NB – she cud keep Petunia, Bodice Ripper, Kidney Stones an littlol unique orn companee!! An there’s a ditch she cud go lie in, too!!
I hazza kitteh, Baby, who wuzza stray an wuz da super skinny. Wii thinked her wuz bout 3 months owl kaus uf her size, vet said bout 7-8months old. Shii eeted and eeted an eeted, Ifinkso cauze shii starved for soo long.
Cannoli was lyke dat when we took him in. it took five yeers for him to stop gobbling all teh food
Haz been 8 with Baby Kat, an her finally relizen, wii always gonna feed her.
Ai jus gawt tu sii todaez LOLs (kent sii dem wen aiz een offeis).
NEUW dered bii trollen goen awn.
remyndz mii awf dis:
(LOLspeke awf)
“Don’t anthropomorphize animals. They hate that.”
Troo! But we WERNT laffing at teh plump kitteh!!!
Harumph!!! Ai haet it wehn peeple say we ar doing sumthing we ar NOT!!
gud wun!
an uv corse teh tolled tel tr*ll dat!
LMAO!!!!
Wii awl hurtin dat poor hedgii’s feelins, laffin an awl!
eeeeckkkk!!!!
*hides unner bed*
oh, tis yew, mai lieege! taht mask is skareee!!!!
idddi kitti not to tap teh brush u getz prikly ouch
Whale, ai tride again tu be bloo, an ai cannawt commint. I fanked teh burfdai fairy, an wuz going to rayse hedgees, an gibe the cween the award fur best troll immytayshun. But nuffin! **resines self tu a life of nawt bean bloo** **sigh**
Tiz far far beddur to bee heer and nawt bee bloo, den tu nebbur bee heer at awl.
Whut link u be using for ur blooness? If it’s ur profile, u want teh new-style one that ends in “username=parrothead”, not teh old-school one wif “pictures-by-parrothead”.
fankz fur deh award….
♥♥♥ wevver u b a red parrothead oar a bloo parrothed, I lubz u… ♥♥♥♥
Can I eet it? Is it a fud?
Is a fud and a toofbrush all in one!
Adn a bowel cleanzer.
eewww , tu mush infomayshun!
no, not mush, moar like spikee!!
Remines me of teh turm “staghorn calculus” for a kind of kiddley stone. DO NOT WANT.
As mai hoem eck teecher sed abowt celerii, iz teh scrub brush uv teh in test eens.
testing – testing!!!
yay – I can be bloo agin!!!
PH – try this link
ht tp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=parrothead
can you tell me why sum commints lukked squished?
hum – are commints skwooshed??!
or do you mean the teeny tine writing NC has been doing?!? Ai wus wondering how he did that too…
I onlee knows the bloo linkie fingie, the “commint say wun thing – but also sais sumfing else”-trick…
Happenz fur mi tu wen teh commints iz veri
nested tehy iz onli a feu litters wied.
Sew Y duz skreen say “42″ wenn Ai hilites yr post?
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Dunt noes which has moar Cyoot..Orinj(nawt poysin) kitteh, or teh albeeno bushpig!!
I can has a liddle splort aifinkso yesh.
Bushpig?? Yoo cawl them bushpigs???
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I cawls dem bushpigs cos Hedge=Bush an Hog=pig
I has a few in mai gardin.Fern plais bawl wiv dem
Feerless Fern!!
*gibz Tidmum a liddlol chrg.
Ohhhh fanks {{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}
*puts CHRG awn tight.*
An sum chocolate!
Luk – a nice big box ov Thornton’s Chocolates!! THAT shud halp wif teh splort!!
Guies, dis song be appropryit foar 2day. I gess dat’s wat wii git foar hollerin “How dry I be!”
*nods* yep, tu dais uf dis stuff iz enuff! Atleast iz nawt cowld!
Ohai, 3km!
I had a happitayle dis moarnin dat I nawt hadda dribe 30 mylez in teh torrenshlol downpoor!
YAY fur yoo!! I ownli hadda drive 20. Wuz nawt pourin wen I lebbed tho! Fank Yu CC!!
Oh, I almoast hadda ‘nutter reck dis afturnoon.
Stoopy VW Beetlol pulled owt in frunt of me an I hadda slam awn teh brakes.
Oh, an teh horn werks.
Iz snowin awtside. (Were elss wud it snsow?)
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