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AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!
jYNX!!!
*offerz pinkee fingur to LCB*
Musta bin taht ESP – AGAIN!!!!!
*takes pinkee finger, adds it to collection*
I *knew* u were gonna say that about ESP!
U can leed teh brayd!!
Wii will haz chikkun noodlol soop, Hoem maed nawt teh stuff frum teh pleh can!
U can haz teh shawt uf Blackberry brandee wif hunney in Ur hawt tee.
Sum peepz is fighting teh codez. Nawt want tu haz a sick LCB!!
Thx! Only, instead of hunney, can I has some moar brandy in my tea?
And instead of tea in my tea, can I has some brandy?
Can ai haz som of taht, pls? Pls? Ai be niec nd not poek yew or run raound or nuffink. Ai jest sit kwietlee wib brandee.
Well, I guessso. But first sign of pokeage and I will put tea in ur brandy!
O fankies LCB
*sits kwietlee in cornur wib brandee. Mumbles abaout teh pleh RLS nd her stoopid visor. Wondurs if orl visors go tew Stoopy Trayning wehn tehy gits teh pro moshin*
*puts a money in teh jookbox*
Lessee… Oh, here’s a good one! This is 4 u, kimkiwi!
Stoopyvisor
Oh fankies LCB, ai had forgettid yew did taht. Yew has teh clebber.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
No, kimkiwi, dey just go to surjeri for da *frontal labotomy*. Ai know maybe dats not nice, but what else can happen wif der brainz?
Aifinsko mien stoopy visor sits on hurr braynes. She noes uses tehm for tihnking.
Iz taht a bottlol en frunt
uv mi oar a fruntal
lolbottomie?
stay offa mai blue-suede existential blues……
(luv dat song)
Sorree Wii nawt can haz switching uf teh menus.
Ai haz tu obey teh rulez.
* setz teh bottlol uf brandy awn teh bar *
Ai haz tu wash sum glassus awn teh otter end uf teh bar. U nawt taek az much brandee az U needz
*wink wink*
Wait, whut?
Whut kine bar is this that serves teh drinks in *gulp* CLEEN glasses?
*gulps brandy in disbelief*
**dirty* disbelief*
Der wuz teh troll bachlolor pardee in heer nawt sekkund.
U Wanna drink frum TRoll Uzed glassus?
Hay! Look whut I just, um, finded out in teh alley. A dishwarsher! U can has it if u wants!
Um, LCB…..teh middlol of Lowe’s nawt nesesarilee cowt az “teh alley”.
aisle, alley…………whatever . picky-picky-picky.
**gibs Dan teh razzberree**
PPbbbbtttt!
AHEM!
If Ai Nawt haz sumfin tu du Ai haz tu watch teh brandee bottlols.
U SURE U nawt want meh tu has a reesun tu go wash teh glassus?
I’ll tell u whut. U go warsh teh glasses and I’ll keep a eye on teh brandies for u. *smiles engagingly*
ENGAGINGLY?!?!?!
LCB now gonna marrify WRr????
Dang gurl….I nawt can eben get a daet….
Oh, now, u has to stop jumping to conclu– LOOK! OVER THERE! A hole herd of floofy calico kittehs!
*runsawayfast*
**gets distraktifyed**
Wate….wut?
WHUT!! Ai hoep iz teh lawng ingagemint. Ai nawt eben noze wii wuz daeting!!
Iz deh noo howse finishinged?? LCB b needingz a new manshun, now dat deh old wun haz ben turninged intu deh Safari Park. It wud make a lubblee wedding prezzie frum deh groom tu deh bride, ifinso.
I can has sum too?
My froat startin to hurt a liddlol.
maibe two!
ravening justice, it comes from the shadows.
wif poynty endz.
and sharp teefeses
an yowlzes
eeek da kat?
AAAAIIIIEIEEEIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!
GMSIATA!
(Grate Minds Scream in Abject Terror Alike)
Iz “Sam & Max” reference, iz it not?
(Comic book, not games)
(at least, I don’t remember it from the games)
If it is, it is teh so obscure that I don’t even know it.
It’s a reference to Spark in Dominic Deegan (A Web comic. http://www.dominic-deegan.com
Ninja kitteh strikes agen.
O hai, kim!
Didja see? Didja see? We can has Cheezstock t-shurts and stuff!
Yesh yesh yesh yesh. Ai iz gonna git me a tee shurt! Yay yay yay yay yay.
*skwirms wib egg site mint as not alaoud to run raound*
U can run a littlol. But NO POKING! And don’t spill ur drink.
*runs a litlol. Duzzint spil drinkee*
Totally stole my comment. XD
Um, ai not stoled it. Ai waz, um, gonna gibs it tew LCB so she cud see wot it lukks liek in teh liet.
Yeah, tahts it.
Ninja kitteh
is teh last thing u evar see
Nawt want sqirt boddol!!
shadow dancer kitteh, wurkin’ way through college.
“I waz yung an I needed da money.”
Yah yah yah….dats wut dey awl say….
Dancin to dis sawng?
that’s what ah was thinkin’
Dat be teh skeree, Dan.
**whispurrs** I used to has dis song/album. Mite still has it, too.
…altho nawt as skaree as wut I saw at lunsch today…
**shuddur, shuddur**
Oh, du share, wat did yu sii at lunsch tudai?
Wail, part wuz gud, but teh rest wuz nawt so grate, akshulee.
Dat’s awl I kin say.
wayte, izzis da guy you described as meh, +70 lbs, then compressed vertically 6 or more inches?
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that’d put me off my feed as well.
.
you have mah condolences.
Yup.
Dan, yoo iz teh hansum jes teh way yoo iz!
Him? Nawt so mutch, egg-sept foar teh hare….
*Kshnursk* Yep, I waz a shadow-puppet danser.
**Red pikks sumfin eles frum teh sebenties to lissen to**
Dis be mutch bedder! Beesydes, dis wuz awn wen I wentid to bed.
**suddenlee has urdj to find a waturfall**
I’m teh gip-seeeeee, teh assid kween….
Iz Gard kitteh. U nawt sed teh passwurd!!
Ohai, Dan!
Did yoo see dis post awn prevyus lol?
Kailiii! (sacrifice must be painted red before sacrificing) just watched “Help!” (Beatles film)
not if I get my boot in furst.
I almoast crunched a Beatlol, butt wuz Volkswaggin, nawt myooziklol groop oar inseckt.
Kwit pikken awn cars! *makes note tu hyde Honda next time red iz obber*
Hay! Wuz nawt my fawlt!
Teh geen-yus pulled owt in frunt of me az I wuz croozin in teh turnin lane. I hadda slam awn teh brakes to keep frum hittin him/hur.
In case yu nawt know, da turnin lane iz fur turnin, nawt croozin. wuz dat nawt on da test?
I tuuk teh test elebenty yeers ago! I nawt remembur awl dat stuffs….
I knew Chikken Man wuld hit Geen-yus status tunite!!!!!!!
Poor Chikkin Man!
Wut did him do?
Iz wurk relayted. Howebber, kuld get da home relayted Jeen-yus iffin my mood keeps up.
Sacrifice must be wearing da ring. Halp!! I neesombudy!!
Wif a ring like dat I cud rool da wurld!
*cues scary Lord of the Rings music* be kareful by teh Crack of Doom!
Nawt jus enneeboddee, neevurr!
My indepdanse seemz to banish in da haze.
Basement Kitteh working part-time for da Grim Reaper to make rent.
luks liek teh siet ov Snowflake jumping frum teh bookshelf to land on mah belleh just befoar the alarmclok goez off
hoo needz a alarmclok wen yoo haz jumpin kitteh?
Speekin of geen-yusis, my brudder an himz famlee iz comin in dis week-end, an dere stayin wif mahm an dad.
I moobed owt JES IN TYEM!
YAY fur Red and her intyme moob!! Haz dem obber fur dinner tho, will make fur a great evening.
Yah, rite.
I mite luuk it, butt I’m nawt DAT stoopy!
Oh, wun of my frenz stawped by awn Caturday, an hur nawt say nuffin meen abowt my playse. Fank you, Joolz!
Ifinkso yur howse wuld look fine. I still haz unpaked boxes in da shed.
I haz libbed heer goin awn 8yrs. 
**sumware, Red’s mahm fayntz an nawt knoes why**
Ha! Ai got yu beet – 5 anna haff yeers, an noe shedd, sew days awl in heer wiff mii!
Akshoolee, ai gedding a bitt nerbuss – ai shur sum ob dem bees startin tu moovin awn der own …
Hahaha I love it! Cats are so funny!
I wish I had mien kamra….
Dini layin upsied-down in teh chayre, wif hur TONG stikkin owt!
Sew kyoot…
.
.
.
SSSPPPLLOOORRRTTT!!!!
OH NOES! Red been down for allmoast two hourz! Ack!
*Sweeps up splorted brainz*
*Rinses with cool water wiffa little brandeez innit*
*Puts brainz back in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Put top back on head adn secures wif decorativ duckytaip*
*Adds new CHRG(wdoi)*
Okeh, Red, nao you cover up wif this nice blankee ads munch on a choklit opossum to resuscitate yourself, while I puts teh protektive anti-splorting screenz around Dini’s chayre.
Dini, you keep yur kyoot tong in your mouth when yur new mama is watchin yu — yu do NAWT WANT a splorted mama! She cannawt fill teh fud-dishez that way! Save teh kyoot for times when mama getz mad, like when you learn to run up and down teh stairs at 0300 making teh herd-of-lolifants noizes, kthxbai.
YAY!! Dominic Deegan inference reference! But where’s the fish?
AMEN! We be needin’ moar fish ’round here, Sir Spark thinks.
Ninja Kitteh habz
t3h ‘Free Ay Emm Nuttzeez’. Himz
Hewminz nawtz jnoez wye
Ninja Kitteh duz
diz wen itz am 2 kwyett
andz himz wawntz sum Phunn!
Ninja Kitteh wurkz
inz sylenss andz habbengz wurkdz,
himz kiwikklee moobz awn!
Jack.
That’s the name of my guild in WoW. lol
game ovuh
Hopefullee….
Deus ex machinAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
I guess in this case you could say a dark, hungry, deus rises?
1979
*waits to see if anyone gets that reference*
Ohohoh, me, me! o/
*You’re a Woman, I’m a Machine*
8D …Amirite or what?
YES! Not many fans around here, apparently, haha. Guess they don’t really go with funneh pictures of cute kittehs.
*pictures DFA1979 song in LOLspeak*
…
Nahhh. Not compatible. XD
Anyway, I’m glad to have found a fellow fan. Sure is lonely, being a girl ánd an old-school punk fan in a mostly-R&B world. T-T If you hadn’t made the reference, I would have.
Any favorite songs, by the way? Going terribly off-topic, I know, but we’ll know when the mods are banishing us, eh.
ahhh!!! you beat me to it. Great band for sure though. RIP DFA1979.
Ah akshully knew teh refrens to bee frum the webcomic http://www.dominic-deegan.com
Featuring a fellow lolcat as secondary character.
♪yesh♪ ai biliv A !♪
helter skelter! “im commin down fast but im miles above you” i got blisters on my paws!
Teh Airborne kitteh divishun attakks!
Mors Ab Alto
For the cultrual kittehs, it means “Death From Above” in Latin
SCREEEAAAMMM! Basement kitteh frighten life out of me!
Aaahh!! A Hunter from Left 4 Dead!!
kitteh scary ad cute at same time
fetch me broom >:(