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The Lady of Broccolishireham
he eggsplaned payshuntlee
conga rats awn waitun (wel, refreshun!) payshuntlee!
Thx, *wunnerz wye teh F5 kee is lukkin a bit faydid*
ai gaff awp tinkun ‘noe LOL’.
Speek to teh paw!
Mooooommmmmm, he’s touchin me!!!!
ohai ohai
conga rats, anni! ai has sum kiwi froots heer, wan sum wif a spot ob tee
Thx, mm, Ai hazn’t had mai mornin froot 2dai – Ai runned owt uv bananananaz!
oh goodie! tehy iz purrfecklee ripe an arranged pretteelee on a lubblee platter, so awl ob cheezland can help theyselfs. ai has sum nise chai tee too!
Maybe kitteh just wants a little space… and quiet time
ai awtta smak yu upsyed teh hede!…..Owate. Ai ddi.
Gud.
Ai haz 2 go owt now 2 get fuds – been howsebownd wiv a cawld an haz runned owt uv stuff!
kitteh no wunts schmooo
Shmoos awn kitteh’s own terms onlee. Kitteh will want schmoo wehn u has just putted awn a facepack, oar u is tryin to sleep, oar u has ur hands full ob priceless china/glassware.
Nowehre is sayf form The Mummeh Spit Wosh!
Oh ain’t dat teh troof. Hoo came up wiv teh idea dat spittin awn ur kids wus ackseptable behayviorr? Ai meen, fink ob teh elf and safe tea implicayshuns!
werse still; spittin awn slytlee yoosed hankee and wypin taht awn yur kiddiwinks’ fayses!
Oooooh, teh slytlee yoosed spitted awn hankee…. *shudders*
*hands SJ anudder glass ob Leapfrog to tayk teh narstee tayse awai*
U is a bery nice person, Ambercat.
*slurpyslurpymaeksawltehbadmemreesgo’way*
ohai ambercat,
ai can has sum ob taht slurp? ai has sum memrees ob old boifrens ai’d like to obbli..ublitt…make goes awai
In keeping wiv TTI trod is shuns, Ai is orf to teh Gardun Senter, duz enneewun want enneefink?
Well, if u is goin, ai’ll have..
Aspidistras
Banananana plants
Crisamphe..Crysathmu…Cherry tree
D…
Dayleyurs
Elifunt tree (pls no elifunt in, kthx)
Flacks
G…
Germaniumz
Hibiscuits (Anzac)
Indien Himp (jus teh flax)
J…
Jonnee Jump Ups
Kiwi fruit plant
Lemming tree
M…
Mimosas (teh drinky kind? *hopeful*)
Niteshade (but nawt dedly)
Orinj (nawt poisun) blossom
P…
Periwinklols,Bloo
Quince tree
Roses,so I can look lyke a forn between two
S…
Strorbree plant
Trellisis
Umbrellah plant
V…
Violettes
Wed woses
Xtra mulches
Yew. Meh? Noe silleh, Yew!
Zuchinnnni
OK, Ai gawt awl taht. Nao, hoo’s commin to halp me plant it awl?!
ai haz mai spayd an worterin kan rite heer (an mai spelz fur nyoo plarntz, they bee importnunt). wear shud ai start?
Hippo Ray fur finishen teh alphalolbet!! Woot woot!
*passes owt refreshenments tu eberywun foar a jawb well dun*
* unfaints adn sez a prayer tu CC, refaints *
>eyes pinnee gig suspishuslee<
ai nebber bin abel tew un faint, hao yoo dew taht?
Ai finks LCB torted himz !!
* Terns on gardin sentur sprinklaz *
* Wates fur ticka ticka ticka sprinkla to reech GP *
aha! totted bai teh bestest, tehn!
>tikkels pinnee gig jentlee an gigglols<
hay! hay! HAY! plz tu NAWT bii tickloling teh Rodints wen dey is pretending tu bii teh faynted!
Umm… ai meens… wen dey IS teh faynted… uh huh, yesh.
* lukks arownd nerbussly, refaints *
Cheeze Itt !!
WP iz nommin my plantz !!!!
Anyone who has ever told their mother to shut-up knows that kitteh did NOT say that to her
az fa as ai rememba tha kitteh hav bin waitnng that ol alon♪
Keeeeewt!
Even if it does earn the kitteh a trip to the nawty barn.
(Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Er eben wurse…..teh tyme owt chare! (dun dun duuuuuuuun!)
Hey Moe!
*fwap*
Ooooh! woise guy, huh?
*fwap*
3 stoogies fur teh win.
nyuck nyuck nyuck!
Hey, wuts dat ober dere?
Ober ware?
Bap! Dere!
SHHHHHH!
be quiet
Listen…Iffn yew pay cloze attenshun,
yew kin here teh dawn brake in teh West U.S.
*CRASH* *BANG* *tinkle tinkle tinkle*
**bleary-eyed NC runs intew teh doar**
**awn hiz way tew teh bafroom dis morning**
*puts awn a pot uv fresh strawng coffee*
♫ Gud moarnin tew u
Gud moarnin tew uuuu!
Weer awl inn hour plaices
Wif eyepaches awn faices ♫
**rubz eyes**
Um…BF?
Ai gno ai’m nawt kwite awake yet,
butt(!) wuzzn pi rat day jes yisterday?
Pass uh cup ob dat kawfee ober here, wood eye…
AI MEAN wood yew…wood YEW!
Blimey, nao ai’m gonna hear it ’bout mai peg leg.
wel, yesh, ur rite. ai gess ai shud taik awf mai pyrate owtfit butt ai luuk sew guud inna moostash…..
*nods*
Yup yup, yew iz teh patootie. Dats foar shur.
Ai say leeb it awn.
Ohai cheezpeeps! Ai haz sum engerlish muffins nd cheez nd tea if enywun wants! Nd applol slices 2 for teh GP. Best 2 nawt be sayin shaddap 2 mommakat! Eben worse, nawt 2 be buggin her when she’s onna phone! *shakes head at childhood memries*
Yummy
Good Morning, D.R.! Help yurself! Hao u take ur tea?
Wit sooga an meelks, plzkthx
Beeg Bruvurr Kitteh
lykes 2 rekkz Liddill Sissturr’z
well planndz aktz ubz ‘Phunn’!
Caramell Tukksee
Beeg Bruvvurr trydz dis plann wunss
andz itz didn’tz wurkz!
Calee~co Tukksee
Liddill Sissturr woan’t lissunn.
Knoez hurz plan willz wurk
Prittee Wun willz cumz
froo Doar wiff Lawndree Baskitt.
Andz den… Kowa~Bunga!!!
Jack.
Ai lurvs ur poems!
*clappity clappity* Yay Jack! I luvs teh “Kowa-Bunga!” ending!
Shh! noes tell awr sekrit. Dat catz ruel teh wurld.
face palm.