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Keebord nogud
An yu sed it has a maus – Ai carnt see no maus!
Teh hoam kee no tayk mi tehre … !
an dee eggskaypkee – trie dat menny menny tiems at bawring pleh meetings…. never eggskaypd dem – evver!!
gaff mai bauws eh payst-awn kee dat sed ‘F— it’ wonse. hii stuk eet rite awn himz keeboyrd.
an controwl kee no gib me controwl!
Hazn’t gotted an enny kee eever
Tehre be space fur wun, ai bi tihnking !!
yeah – if u shift anudder wun furst… mite eben hab to clear it…
Wi gotz tu CTL tihs compyuta befoar it ALTrz us !!
oar even wurse! DELs us!!!!!
O yu kaim bak !! Tehre wuz a PAUSE fur a wile !!
Awl teh shipmaetz be takin a BREAK !!
Ai mite ‘F1′ miselb, mi harty !!
Yo ho ho, here be a bottlol ov rum to sillibrate yur tawp spawt anni!
Thx mmm, Ai need sumfing – fealz az iffn dere aer 15 men sittin awn mai chest! (Haz a cawld an a coff!)
O let me mayke yu a grog, wiv teh rum, sum lemming joose, braun shugar, clobes adn sinamun. Tayk wun glarse ebbery hower.
Yu stai in teh warm now adn no wandring up on teh poop dek!
Dat sownds berry gud, thx. Ai haz to go owt 2 get sum coff medisin – Ai wull rap up warm tho an trie nawt 2 breeve awn enniwun!
Izzit reelee cold in teh TTI today??
Ohai Anni – we haf sumfin hear in Murica called: guaifenesin – it be gud fur cleerin up chess conjeschun…jus bee sure two drinkee much, much wadders wif it. aifinkso…get well soon!
An sum propurrrrrate G&S – wif teh mahhhhvelous Jon English!!
“Ooooohhh to be a Pyrate King!!”
Longlegged men in tite pants!!!
“Pour, oh Pour teh Pirate Sherry”
ai iz fixxin tu tix yur compyooter
u have tix in your puter?!?
*drips anti-tix meducine in hard drive…*
That shud tix it!!!
… adn tox…
Onoes !! Mi keebored iz tikinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnn nnnn nnnn nn STOPPT IT !!
Taht wuz a bit ov rum luk !!
den we shud sen it to de-tox?
arrr, an ahoy me maties!!
and *squee* Luk at dat litlol bebbeh!!! what a sweet fuzzeh fase!
Tihs calls for noo ‘pooter!
Avast behynd! It be “Tork lyk a pyrut” dai, me hartees!
Ahoy Ambercat !! Bi yu a lan lubber, mi hartee?
*faints from forrign languidje oberload*
nawt so eezee typin wiv teh eye patch on eivver!
Ai tort ai only neadid wun, not too !! Datz bedder !!
* Frows blu bukkit ob see waddur in Nenne’z die-rekshun *
Waykz upz Nennez !! Oar tehy’ll maikz yhu work teh planc !! *me harty *
*wayks up wiffa suddeniss*
brr – shiver me timbres – PB, yu awl out of hot water in OZ?!?
o.O – yer maykin a gud poynt there matey…
* Wavez awai myootineerz *
* Hydz planc behynd bak *
O !! Yu woked up !! Taht’s gud !! Hee, Hee !!
Ware dya get taht blu bukkit? Ai haz a suspishus yu
stoleborrowd it from teh lolrus.Teh lolrus libs at see …
We bee at teh see …
… ooh dotz
Well Ai be wolkin lyk Ai is rollin awn teh ohai sees, shivver me timbers!
Aha !! Yu nebber be findin mi berried booti at see, ahar !!
* gibs ac a blankie foar teh coald timbaz *
arrrrrr…thar’s no rum???????
Ai hazn’t got a vast bihynd… waal, nawt berry vast
Sumwun hee haz a vast bihynd???
Arrrrgh!!
Bessed tu put taht behynd yu …. Ooh ! Luk ober tehre ….
sumskervy nave…arrrghhh
‘e borked it I be athinkin!
My brane gotted a “Numlok”!
ooh arrr… ye awl beez aspeekin lyk Robert Newton…(or be taht jes yer Jordy aksent?)
ok, Dorset.
summerset?
it be shaftesbury to be zakt i be thinkin.
Pyruts! Septmember 19nd is teh “Torl lyk a pyrut dai”! Is much funs! Aaaarrgghh!
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tis be angleish
Tihs bee teh chrippul fret tu mi sanneti, mi bucca-neerz !!
* Ish shpreccin kine Doych !! *
Ahoy und immer eine steife Brise, beim Klabautermann !!!
Anna Hartee Har har
*passes out Entermessern to ebreewun*
Ai is gettin thurstee frum fiksin dis keebord. Fink i’ll press dis Tab buttin foar some soda
Cute posts!
No link to post to Facebook?
???? do we need wun??
ocay . this buttom fo no U turn, road wook ahead, aim in towinn zone. uhmmmm…changing buttom? or Up buttom ?…………
Ahoi thar, mii harteez!!!!!
I haz brotted a grand kask uv grog tu sillybrating diz fine day!!!
So, belly up tu deh bar and get ur rashun!!!
Arrrr!!!How can it bee, yuh skurvee see-gogs, taht nary a wun of y’lubburs has menshuned teh kyootness of th’ see-kitten in teh pic? Aye, arr, she be a trim littul kraft, aifinkso.
Speshully teh muzzle-puffs.
Deh Pie Ratz duz not b affected bai deh kewtnessez!! Wii b a harty band!!! Splortingz will not b tolerated!!
teh pyraytz has eey-patchus coz teh has bad SPLORT repayr.
This kitteh din’t find lol button
But sure did find teh Splort button
~Splort~
Arrrr!!!! Splortinz not b allowed ye skurvy dog!!!
*skoopz up D.R.z braynez*
*Frowz dem oberboard*
sii – toll yu. bad SPLORT repayr = eeypatchus.
nauw swahb teh dekk!
*handz catena a mug uv grog*
Welkum aboard, lass!!
O tank ye!
Aiz bene keepun awp awn teh neuwz awn teh Cryer…bene awah fur wurk, kouldnawt kepe awp awn teh LOLz
oar shud dat has bene ‘O tankard ye’?
*Ax eptz tankard adn drinkz it down in wun gulp*
Aahhh!! dat wuz sum fine rum, ifinso!!
16 ounz grog wif extree rum, hawt???
Hawt??? Pie Ratz duzn’t drinking dere rum hawt!! If ye b wanting it hawt, ye kin drinking it in hellll!!!
*oooooo. I dew like beeing a pie rat!! *
Noo nayme? Fur teh day, at leest??
PieRatcweenmj?.
PyrateCweenMJ?
O, her iz teh Pyrayt Cween!
Adn eet iz eh gloreus ting tu bii teh Pyrayt Cween!
LOL!!! Duzznt madder! Gloriious iz az glorious duz – an this iz a glolious day!!
Oh boy
I’ll jus have to look at the kitteh again
(sigh)
*Divez overbord wif a kwikness – bloo bukkit & net in hand*
*scooooops up awl ov D.R. braynes frum teh big waves*
*putz tehm in teh bukkit*
*climes a rope bak up wif just wun hand*
*finds pore splorted D.R. rite under teh starboard mast*
*Pores teh nao verree cleen but slitely brinee braynes bak in hur hed*
*Patz an tukz tehm awl in playce*
*SNAPS awn CHRG, wif drawings ov sailing ships awn it*
*Putz an eyepatch awn eech aie*
*Raps hur up in a sawft cheezpeepl map*
THERE!!
That wuz reelee close!! Thoze braynes were gonna bee shark fud eneee minnit!! Heer iz sum choklit (rum/raisin) – an sum nice grog!! Best nawt to do enee moar splorting awn Pie Ratz day!!
adn don worree abawt dose fisheez dat kaym ehlong fur teh ryed…
teh krabz awn teh udda han…
Thankey very much, JCH4K
I ar reskued
Failure is your disease. Please stop trying.
*smakz lololololllololllololololl wif a belaying pin*
I haz awlwayz wanted tu dueing dat!
Huzzahs fur owr cween !!11!!
theer be caek inda ship galley me mateys!!!
Rrrrrrrrrrum caek??
An grog?
Wo0t!! Partee!!
adn lashingz adn lashingz ov gingur beer !! * shipmaetz *
*taeks catena, PoissonBoi, Duffy, D. R., krelm, Ambercat an ebreewun else an forms a sirkel, dansing around ♥ cweenmj ~ ♥
singing ~
♪ For she iz ar Pyrate ♥Cween ♥ ♫. . .
An Nennepus!!!! An minimimsmum an Daisy the Curly Cat!! An annipuss!
So! Be awl nao present an akkounted fur???
Aye Aye Capten !! ** Datz bofe ize **
Aye aye, Capn Janet!
adn tiz eh gloreus ting tu bii eh Pyrayt Cween!
aaaaaargh, me cween. a noble blow yew has struck there.
*hands PyrateCweenmj a flagon of rum*
*Aack septz rum wif a small flourish*
Ahoy, Fleep!!! Ur a fine Pie Rat, ursef!!
*whispurrs to cweenmj*
Doo yoo noe that Fleep iz neerlee ten feet tawl??? Ai saw it wif mai oan aiez!!
wut’s that about me feets? arrrrggh, ai have only two of them, nawt 10!!
* poeks at lololololllololllololololl wib a steek *
hmm… yu nose, aidonutfinkso ai has ebber seed a Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell kwite liek tihs won… hims seems tu bii an ohaibrid…
* poeks sum moar *
yesh yesh… yu wheel nowtiss taht hims keeps cumming bakk, eben do hims CLEERLY donut unnerstand teh hoomer heer…
Awlso, yu wheel sea hao hims is unaybull tu yoose LOLspeek… ADN hims is berry fond ob teh eensults tu…
Normerlee, ai donut liek tu feed teh Trolls, as yu nose but but but tihs won seems tu wanting sumfing… otterwise, wai wud hims keep cumming bakk? hmm…
* ponders *
Mebbeh hims is teh seekritlee addikted tu ICHC adn awl teh otter Trolls taunt him wen hims is trolling in otter plaices…
* poeks at Troll sum moar *
* shrug *
* scampers awf tu teh brake ruum in serch ob sum caek *
Ifinso it b rumcake tuday!!
*meetz GP an Phillipe wif teh otters in teh brake rume*
Gud thing yew yewsed a steek – oar wuz taht a stayKe?? Ai think taht wun cud bee kinda stkinkee if yew getz too cloase!
Did yoo SEE this caek Nennepus browt?? Itz a RAYNBOW caek, wif Butterrum frosting!!
Wut shall we du wiv teh lololololllololllololololl?
Wut shall we du wiv teh lololololllololllololololl?
Wut shall we du wiv teh lololololllololllololololl?
Urr lye in the moor nink?
Smak him in the hed wiv the belaying pi-in!
Smak him in the hed wiv the belaying pi-in!
Smak him in the hed wiv the belaying pi-in!
Urr lye in the moor nink?
Hoo ay an up he’s flyink
Hoo ay an up he’s flyink
Hoo ay an up he’s flyink
Wurr lye in the mornink
Bravissima!!!!!! Elebenty burgers!!!
Wut Janet sed!!!
Huzza!!!
♫♪♫
Fifteen catz on a ded catz chest
Yo ho ho adn a bottlol uv rum
Drink adn deh trollz had dun fur deh rest
Yo ho ho adn a bottlol uv rum.
Deh cween wuz fixt bai deh bozun’z pike
Pore Janet braynd wif a marlinspike
Adn catena’z throte wuz markd b’like
It had ben grippt bai finnerz ten;
And dhere dey lay, awl gud ded catz
Like brake o’ day wif deh rum fill’d vatz.
Yo ho ho adn a bottlol uv rum.
♫♪♫
an tiz a glorious thing to sing a Pie Rat song!!
Do wut yew want cuz a pie rat is free, yew are a pie rat!
there being sum pyrates wut speeks alll proper-like, but still is great pyrates. aye, here be an example …
LOL!!! Ebreewun’s dreem scene!!
thats not very good
ain’t woo a cutieeee?? *rubs letters off Delete key and writes LOLz over it in Sharpie pen*
Der, dis better, no?
Mai keyboard iz borkeded too, noes lolz Key eithar
omg mohawk kitteh!!!
The key thinks its broken.
Rubbish.
HAHAHAHAH!
lol
Might just be purrspective, but that is a huge kitten head
brokenz??? noes!