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QED
LOL!! An lukkit teh “vast behynd” awn teh rite ov teh bunneh tomaytoe!
Nawt myne!
A triplol Wo0t fur annipuss
Wo0t! Wo0t!! Wo0T!!!
An Poissinboi ~
Wo0t! Wo0t!!
An Nennepus _
Wo0t!
Ai’m bringing fur yoo – teh winnerz – an ebreewun heer – mai reelee DEElishus Zucchini casserole – made zucchini, tomaytoes, yumyuns, Ritz craker curms – an LOTS ov cheedar cheeze!! Hawt!
Putz out lots ov playtes an forks an nives.
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wow – sounds yummylishus Janet!!!
*helps self to larj porshun*
nomnomnomnomnom!
*whispurrs – could you share the recipee?!?*
oh – and heers some lovely SA red and whyte whynes!
Itz reelee eezee.
Obviouslee, yoo can maek it in ene size casserole dish, but bigger iz bedder!!
After wunz oar twice, yoo will see hao thii yur layerz shud bee.
Uze ene kind ov zucchini – yellow oar green – eben yello summer squash werks well – oar mix tehm in layerz fur culor.
In teh casserole bowl ~
Layer ov zucchini slyces – 2 oar 3 slyces thik
Layer ov slyced tomatoes
Layer ov chopped unyuns
Layer ov shredded chedddar cheez
Layer ov crushed Ritz crakerz
Repeet fur second layer.
Usualle, there iz room fur awnlee 2 layerz.
Dot top layer ov Ritz ckraker crumbs wif budder.
Baek until dun! Will bee bubblee an top layer brown. Nawt shur fur hao long – dependz awn hao thik yoo maed it!
40 minnits maybee????
at 400 degrees – maybee??
r
An maybee pepper an salt to tayste?? But there iz lotz ov salt in teh crakerz.
Thanks!
Will maek this for dinnur very soon!
ai agree wif the salt – there prolly is enuff inda cheeze an crackurs!
a lite Ytalian red shud go purrfekt wif this dish!
oooooo. dis lukz nommeee!!!! and eezzzee!!! i will putting it in deh Cryer.. i finso I haz putted wun uzzer ressipee dhere… wii needz moar gud fudz!!
Itz mai Mom’s recipee, ov corse. Can we nayme it fur hur???
Will Due!!
And Anni poastid hur recipe for christmas pudding kwite a whyle ago… I’ll see if I find it at post it again heer…
*goes lukking for christmas pudding among the lols*
Oh yes!! THAT wuz a gud wun. An nawt too layte fur this yeer!
Ai had it bukmarked – ai thot! But nao ai can’t find it!!!
I haz fownded it!!! will postifying it on deh Cryer.
oh good – I couldn’t find it in my bookmarks…
I think it’s on my work computer…
*gigglolz* yu kukk liek meh, juss wingit, it will bii noms! ai gunna go findz a zucchini
nawt has tu go far! and sum tomatos an yumyuns an ritz crakerz and mayks dis!
Mai fabritz zookini recipe iz, yoo slices dem nice an thik, yu marinayts dem in sundry tomato an oregon-o dressing, den yu grills dem! Nom!
Dont furget teh CHEEZE!!!!!
Ooh JKH4K Ai juss had mai lunsh, but dat haz gibben me a beeg hongree! Sowndz berry tastee an nootrishus!
Avast ye Conga Ratz!!! Git ur skurvy arses movin!!!
*Conga Ratz kum owt uv deh rat howse
*awl dresst in pie rat owtfitz wif
*bandanaz on dere hedz adn eye patchez
*adn deh okayshunul peg leg
Luk lively oar yule b walkin deh plank!!
*deh conga-pie-ratz dans tu a Pir rat shanty
*fur deh nawt-sekkund comminterz
*anni, PoussinBoi, adn nennepus
♫♪♫
Fifteen catz on a ded catz chest
Yo ho ho adn a bottlol uv rum
Drink adn deh trollz had dun fur deh rest
Yo ho ho adn a bottlol uv rum.
Deh cween wuz fixt bai deh bozun’z pike
Pore Janet braynd wif a marlinspike
Adn catena’z throte wuz markd b’like
It had ben grippt bai finnerz ten;
And dhere dey lay, awl gud ded catz
Like brake o’ day wif deh rum fill’d vatz.
Yo ho ho adn a bottlol uv rum.
♫♪♫
lurn sumtink neuw efurree dae. ai awlwais tawt eet woz 16. nauw ai noe!
Thx Cween, Thx Ratz !!
Ai be taikin mi leve nao az PieRat Dai be ober in Auz adn ai haz a urly stardt !! * PB roez liefboat tu shor *
nitey nitey matey!!!
G’nite PB sleep tite, waek sobur!
Ur welkum!!
haz a gud nite!
Daon b chasin deh wenchez!!
Plumbermato
ai cumm frawm cabbiage paccez
Ai tieppd too mutch agen !!
It paiez 2 be breef!
Quod erat demonstrandum
Kwite!
tel mii abawt eet!!!
Ai wuz fynded unner a goozberri boosh
datz eh dukberri boosh!
Iz a goose!!!!! Heehee!
O taht ole LOL !!!
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeee!
aill never eat tomatoe salad again!!!
Ai can’t imajin a lief wivowt `matowz!
Martoe Sorse wud taist rawng !!
butt(!!!) butt(!!!) butt(!!!) They’re bunnies!!!!
Nawt reel bunniez – juss lukk liek bunniez.
Rele iznt hao yu ar mayd. Eetz eh tink dat happunz tu yu.
Belbeteen wabbit FTW!!!
Yay! yu gotz eet!
attak awf teh killa tomatoe bunnehz…
FTW!!!!
♪♫ Attaaaaaaaak ob teh killer tomatoe bunnehz!
Attaaaaaaaak ob teh killer tomatoe bunnehz!
Tryto floof yew, fluff yew,
and puff tail you.
Cyoot yew up foar fun.
And finish yew aaaaaaaawf with snorgles wen dun! ♪♫
they doan gno dey iz tomatoez
dat esplain why my bunneh soo fond of tomatoes!
Waitr, dere’s a rabbit in mah sallid.
wotz eet doen?
Nommin teh lettiss!
nibblun teh radushez!
Chomping teh coleslaw
krunchun teh kukes!
Cavorting wif the carrots! Duh!
Speshul fur yoo nativeca66!!
Pimping teh pepperz!!
Teh bakstroke?
oh, sorree, Iz in teh wrong joke.
Prawbuhlee nuffin’ awn this day.
Arrr, not so loud, e’eryone will want one Garrr!, Where can I find a bottle o’rum!
Ahoiy!1!! BF! I brotted a keg o’ grog tu deh last lol, lemme drag it over heer.
*lug, lug, lug
Heer wii go!!
Get ur Grog heer!!!
No pushing!! Oh, wut am I saying?? *faispaw* It b Pie Rat day, pushing and shuvving b deh prefurred behavyoor!!
Thank ye me jolly cween! Be there any trolls aboot? I’ll skewer their gizzard, the salty sea bass… Avast!
Happee Talk Lyke a Pyrate Caturday meh hearty cheezers!
Talk like a whut, now? Arrrrr.
I can has scurvy bilge ratburger?
Yu wont seeweed an barnacles awn taht?
“Steemed Barancle??”
That’s waht *yoo noe hoo* recently cawled Prof d’Beaker, hoo haz dun a lot ov werk wif banacles!!
ai has eh motabote awn mai lapp
luv 2 eet tehm bunnyz
bunnyz wut ai leiks 2 eet
byt teyh liddlol eerz awf
nybblols awn tehy …
joos adn cedes?
teh far syed?
*triiz tu remembah*
(eh kynd awf septembah)
Kliban
Hi, bamahern. Is yu noo? I dont fink we has met. Welcums to annywun hoo has teh Krazy Kat for a abatar an kqwotes Kliban!!
*extends floofy paw of frenship.*
Whisspurz: Bamahern used to on heer kwite a bit! Hiiz berry funny!
Oh Hai Bamahern!!
hatez tu ohai adn run, but I haz fishez to catching.
Ai think taht wuz wehn Duffy wuz amongzt teh missing hurself!!
Duffy – do yoo remembrrrr teh funnee nooz casts yoo uze to do?? Ai think it mite bee taim to revive taht mode!
“Awl teh mews taht’s fit to print”
‘Tis a Kliban cat thing, yarrrh!
mai bad memoaree, let mii shoa yu eet…
On Halloween nite the Great Bunneh shall rise out ob teh Toemaytoe Patch n give LOL’s to all the gud boyz n gurlz.
Charlee Brown ref!!! w00t!!
Hee hee! Ai jus LUV BFs pie-rat-kitteh! Arr!!! Teh kute!
shipmates be nay cute, Ya scurvy dog who ortin’ t’ be keel hauled!
But fanks! Iz teh sillee fun dekoratin mai kitteh abatar, aifinkso! Yaarh!
Yarr! Ah misspoke thar ship-mate! Ah ment feeroshus, nawt kute! Yah-har!
OOOOooooooo. I haz a trik i lerninged frum deh fail-bloggerz to seeing deh avatarz BIGGER!
You grab the Avatar, drag it to another tab & drop it there.
Or get the properties of the Avatar by right clicking it.
Anyway, then in the address bar change the “=32&d=” to “=3200&d=”, this will make the little 32×32 pixel picture become as big as it can get.
Diz b kwite handy!!
Harr! Thankee for tha trick PayRaytCween!!!
Nao ol’matey BFs
kyootfeeroshusness can be seen beeg as the main sayle!!!Since gravatarrrrgh nawt showing mine yet.
Pirate NC
YAY! Tharrrrr it iz. Jes nao shohd awp.
Lookin mighty seaworthy there, matey!
Well aiiiii jes hav uh dingy rite nao,
butt(!) aiiii fly teh Jolly Rojer awn it jes teh same.
**puts Tiki awn shoulder**
Tiki: Kom awn!
PNC: Tiki, say arrrrrrrgh
Tiki: burp
PNC: Arrrrrrgh
Tiki: burp
PNC: Arrrrrrgh
Tiki: burp
PNC: Arrrrrrgh
Tiki: *Urrrrrp*
PNC: Close enuff
*bowz tu teh cween*
Othx!
chek awt mai beouteemis Joe!
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Ohai mi hartees, ai tryd a pyrat abatar wif mai kittehs, hope it shows up
nope?
tryin again….
Its komming. Ai can see it awn gravatar.com if I look at the larger version. Oh….and arrrrrrrr!
o nao ai kan see awl teh ottera abatars wif theyre pyrat hats.
Yay to all teh pyrat kittehs
Whut browser u uses? Ifn’ u uses the Firefox, hold down teh Shift key while u clicks teh “refresh” arrow at teh top of ur window. If u uses teh Internets Explorifier, I think u has to hold down Ctrl and Shift while u clicks teh “refresh” arrow.
Aye, food should not be cute, me parrot concurs!
Ennewun missin ator toyse?
Wow!! That’z a reelee grate storee!
Ai nebber wudda thunk to chip mai tor toyse!
Hoep they find hiz peeple. Mai sister Pyzi haz had turtlolz, an she reelee lubbed them. An they reelee do hav there own purrrrsonalitieez, when yoo get to noe them.
That be one brave tortoise! Thank goodness fer th’ man brave enough t’ avast an’ save him!
wuunn….ai si lubry rabitt tomatoes. ♪it siim delicious…
howed u getz a picher like dat!?!?!? :O
Like what, my dear? Yaaarh!
Avast Mateys!
It being Pirate Day I thought I would post the lyrics to one of my favorite Tom Waits songs, appropriatley called Shiver Me Timbers. Couldn’t find a video link for it, yarrrh
♫ Leavin’ my family, I’m leavin’ my friends
My body’s at home but my heart’s in the wind
Where the clouds are like headlines on a new front page sky
Tears are salt water and the moon’s full and high
And I know Martin Eden is gonna be proud of me
Many before me who’ve been called by the sea
To be up in the crow’s nest and singin’ my say
And shiver me timbers I’m a-sailin’ away
The fog’s liftin’ and the sand’s shiftin’ and I’m driftin’ on out
Ol’ Captain Ahab ain’t got nothin’ on me
So come on and swallow me, don’t follow me, I’ll travel alone
Blue water’s my daughter an’ I’m skippin’ like a stone.
And please call my missus and tell her not to cry
My goodbye is written by the moon in the sky
And nobody knows me, I can’t fathom my stayin’
And shiver me timbers, I’m a-sailin’ away
The fog’s liftin’ and the sand’s shiftin’ and I’m driftin’ on out
Ol’ Captain Ahab ain’t got nothin’ on me
So come on and swallow me, don’t follow me, I’ll travel alone
Blue water’s my daughter an’ I’m skippin’ like a stone
And I’m leavin’ my family, and I’m leavin’ my friends
My body’s at home but my heart’s in the wind
Where the clouds are like headlines on a new front page sky
And shiver me timbers, I’m a-sailin’ away
Bravo, Hugh, Bravo!!!!!
Clappity, clappity and a bottlol of rums!
I lurves ur manaparrot. How does he breathe under teh watters like that?
Very carefully, yarrrrh!
*rimshot of grog*
OHAI HUGH! Thiz iz reelee fun! An hoo bedder than yoo sud noe waht goes awn on teh SEA!!
Psst! Janet! I has a hat for u. U want I should put it on for u?
Nevermind. I already took teh libarrrrrrty.
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
Hao did yoo noe ai wuz lusting after a hat????
U like?
Ai reelee reelee reelee reelee luv it!!!
An teh green bandananana goez so well wif mai aiez!!
Aye, that a ‘ery lo’ely hat you have thar Janet. Way t’ go ye hearty pillager o’ the feline persuasion.
HPFP?
pillager=burglar Yes?…No? (dew aiiiiii fail?)
Shall aiiiii fling myself intew teh briney deep nao?
NO!!! FLING nawt thyself into teh briney deep!
Pilager iz GUD fur a HPFP!!
I unnerstood, I was just trying out my new nickname. Methinks I prefarrrrrrr LCB, thank ye all teh same.
Blimey! Ai fot purrhaps ai had neglected tew express proper respekt tew yor hornswaggling abilities. *whew*
Beautimus.
arrr matie ice cream
pirate kitteh in crow’s nest
ice cream for teh crow
avast pirate cat!
cat and crow danse a ho ho
share ice cream for all!
Opyraytkus!
ohno; tehre is no rabbit awn mai tose!
*nods*
Now, am ye famished, lad? Would ye like me to fix ye a bonny BLR?
O HAI LCB [/lolspeak]
‘Tis indeed a foine dish to be surrrre [/yarrrspeak]
Actually thanks but I think I’ll just try & figure out where I left my coffee flask… where do I last remember seeing that?…
.
Methinks ye left it on the poop deck, which, by the by, is rather in need of a good swabbing.
i haz sawed dis awn totallylookslike.com. who noes wich caimed furst?
but but but eet lukks so deelishus adn nootrishus!!! WANT!
umm… yarrr…?
Plees to nawt nom teh lagomorphs! Rabbitomatoes R Frendz, nawt Fuds!
but but but ai has a hongry!!! whut ai kin has insted?
O, piggeh. There u is. I can send u a e-mail? I has something to show u.
* nod nod *
* has a dyoobius egg sided *
Check ur facebook.
* slow, bewildered hedshake *
Ucud haz
Abakadoe
Beatrute
Carrits
Damzunz
E…
Damzun PLUMS???????
Ai lurve them -an we hardlee ebber see tehm heer!!
Dey haz a berry hi stoen/froot raysheeo, tho!
Eggplanitz
Figgiez
Graypz
Hoarsereddish
I….
Ai prefur brownush hoarseez
Indian Peez
Jerusalem artichoke
Kohld robbies
Lettis
Mangoes
Nutz, all kinds nutrishus
O…
Yu can has:
Aaaarrrrvocardoes
Barnacle butties
Capt’n Burdseye Fish Fingers
D…
Dirtee buzzrds
Eet awp! Hu noes wen will bii noms ehgen!
Fie! Fie! Yur nawt eatun yur buzzrds!
Goe den. Has sum moyr fishcayks.
H….
dey iz growed rite by da cabbaj pach ware da babees r growed.
Whut kine crazy greengrocer do u shop at?
LOL teh bunnehs gro on vines…
what does this have to with cats? NOTHING!!
Big Yellow hineys do too.
I can haz simulacra?
Probably enough evidence for a creationist.