U cans maek teh bed later. I’z nawt
U cans maek teh bed later. I’z nawt done playin’ cave kitteh!
kittehs awlwayz playin wif teh bed sheetz. (ICHC video)
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Cheezburger Network Blog
Bedmaekin wull keep
Oh! An high risk splort warnin!
pie ratz dont splort!
ennee splorterz will haz dere braynezez frone overboard!!! Aaaarrrr!!!!
Ohai, mai cween. Sorry to hijack tihs spot, butt iffn yu heers frum sunnyhuckle, ai libs 5 miles frum OHSU ware Troll iz. I lefted her a messij on teh Cryer if she needs any help – contac info is tehre.
Hope no nooz is gud nooz…
Oh Hai, 2m!!
I will emayo hur ur messij, just in case shii missingz it on deh cryer.
Schmooooooz!!
Onoes! ai lef mai CHRG et hoym!!!!
Runn! hyed yur eeys!!! saff yurseffZ!
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kent…holl….awn….
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SPLORT!
Kwikk b4 cween pirut notissiz
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up catena’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Cheez Town Cryer ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
Thro her overbord!
aiz berree gud swimma….efen braynlus. STN.
Oh noes!!! Catena is down!!
Sailin’ in with Coast Gard Vesslol! Ahoy, matey! Iz comin!
*Drops ankor (not on Catena). *
*Skrambuls agilely down roap laddur*
*Shuvvuls brayns up into treshur chest, rinses wif sparklin Caribbeen saltwatur, an paks in to branium*
*Marks wif X in pirate dukky tape, then winds more more more more tape around*
*Snaps on CHRG, pulld down ovur wun eie wif an eiepatcsch drwn on.*
*Leeds Catena into shade of pawlm tree and settles in hammuk*
Here, has a pineappul-kokonut-rum drinkee an snooze in teh sun for a few minnits an do NOT luk at pikshur wifowt safety gogguls on teh eie wifowt teh patsch.
Okeh now? Taek care.
Oh Duffy! That wuz just TOO gud!! Nao ebreewun will be splorting!!
*swaes een teh gentul trohpekul breesuz wyel YNGz en pyrayt hatz wif lanngg sordz (effen yu noe wot ai mene) klusta aroun*
ai neber see a pyrayt hat wif a long sord – duz it lye along teh brim liek a fevver, or duz it stik up inna air frum teh tawp?
dat woz eh danglun pahteeseepul, warnt eet?
(ez lawng es doze sordz nawt danglun…)
Furrgiff mei Ias gnu heer . whut is splorting. ei habs funnee feiling ifinkso maibee iz can gesss.
nuzzles from mehide
ohai, ie am sew emarrazzeled . ie foregotted to logz-in. sea i tols ewe ie wuz gnu heer.
sowwy,
mehide the furrel kween of this howse.
Ohai shirley! ai wuz neuw nawt tu lawng ehgoe, tu! awl teh cheezpeeps beun berree berree frenlee adn hepfill.
welkum!
Ohai Shirley! Iz not new atall, but i has been a stranger … sowy fwends!
Welcome! … Welcome back! … … or something.
Oh cSmall! Yoo ar awnlee a littlol bit strange!! Ai wud hardlee say “stranGER!!”
But strange iz that just urlier today ai wuz thinking ov yoo – an that yoo popped in there fur a bit – an then were goan again! Itz awlwaiz SOO nice to see yoo!!
Ahoy shirley. Niec tu meetcha!
ohai shirley! splortin be wen the pixure iz sew cayute taht ur hed asplodes. nawt tew wurry, deres uzulee cheezpeeps standin bye fer teh reskews.
O an um….Yarrrrh!
Jesh! Veddy Nvent eve!
tooo cute, i wanz iddebiddikitti so tini sotweet, ikkle kitty dunt getz lozt in teh cavz,cutipie, soo cute
Avast, ye cheezlubbers!
Does ye remember teh wondrous Cheezstock fair? Do ye still hanker after a souvenir?
We proudly resent: Cheezstock Swag! Oh, yesh, yesh, yesh!
U can has a t-shirt, a drinkee holder, a bag for ur swag, a snorgly teddy bare, buttons, magnets, OLUs (and OMUs) and even a shirt for teh wee canine critters.
Here’s whare ye go (pick teh one nearest u):
US of A
VLC
TTI
Horstraileria
All ur moneys go for teh swag. We didnot mark up teh prices a-tall. As far as u knoes.
kthxbuy!
Shiver me timbers, everything be full of win an awesome! T’ thong be makin’ me a bit uneasy tho matey!
Ye can be waring it as a spare eyepatch!
* poeks hed owt ob cyoobiclol *
So… taht’s whut yu wanted awl mai old OLUs fur, huh?
Of coarse! Whut was u gonna do with them?
Mii adn Scrooge wus gonna maek wadder balloloon kittehpults wib dem!!! pfft.
Nao, just so ai nose… yu is nawt teh bizee awn Oktobrrr teh 5rd, is yu? Juss, ai wants tu maek shore ai has teh manshun tu maiselfs so ai kin stritch owt awn teh cowch, nom munchees adn watch mai storees… uh huh, yesh.
*consults collander* Ugh. Such a drain on my times.
*consults callendar* Teh 5nd u say? Hmmm. Is a Monday, so I will be at teh office, then my shiatsu wif Fronk, lunch with teh King of Switzerland…
Looks like u’ll has teh manshun all to urself.
*has a huge nervuss*
eeeggg sssaaalllaaaddd… * rubs littlol paws tugebber *
* flips thru Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents Plannur *
* flip *
* flip *
* flip *
* rites “Mysery umm… Mystery Ebent” awn teh 5rd Oktobrrr *
Oh hai, LCB, I see u b wairin ur i patch tuday. Lukz tray sheek!!
Does it? Thx! I cannot see in teh meeror. Or anywhares.
aaaarrr. thas why reel pyrats waer tehyr eye pacthes over theyr glass eyes.
OIC!
*nods enthoosiastically at a spot just to teh left of cSmall*
Aifinkso ai needs a cheezstock tshirt tu maeks awl mai frends wunder wat ai bin up tu
Teh thong will make them wonder even moar.
cave kat will dyfet u eble cav munter.
play wif me!
Ize a caive lyon, raarwwrr!
Get in teh car!!!
Hims byootimuss!
yesh yesh!!! but but but lookit does feets adn dose eers… hims in gunna bii teh HYOOGE!
Yep. Dats behbeh kooger. Foar shur dats behbeh kooger.
Fierce!!! Fierce!!! Must drive faster!!
Luk ebreewun!! Itz LuvBJones!!!
Hoo gaeve us teh legen dairy “Pinkee Pinkee Toe Pads Caper an Prance ” dans!!!
LuvBJones an Teho awl in wun day! Nao – if awnlee Gayla34 wud appeer. . .
Yarrh! Tis an honor to meet the toe pads dance creator!
Be pirates allowed to caper and prance? Avast! They will anyhow!
Ai be snorking abaot tihs wun, finking ob teh Pyrat Sawng by Ray Stevens!
“yoo’ll awl sing adn dansdans…oar ye walk teh plank!”
Oh WOW!!! Ai’ve nebber scene such Pie Rat capering an pransing!!
Ai dunno hao tu immbed teh vidioes sew
clicky mai naim oar paste ‘n remoov
spayses.
h t t p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1r_KUjRRxM&feature=related
U doesn’t! O noes!1!!
Cue teh halper video:
Thanx LCB! Ai’m nawt a t-r-o-l-l,
butt less sea iffen yu iz rite
abowt teh eezee.
Yay! it wurkked!
*clappity clappity!*
Arrrgh! N’ finer capering n prancing eye’ve ne’er seen dis syde of the Bermewder Triangles!!!
Jes becoz ai iz beeg Kevin Kline fan
An ai ar a big Erroll Flynn fan!!!
Heer he iz an a bit of “Captain Blood.” Wherein a 17 C doctor iz forced to becom a Pie Rat!!
A “17 C doctor”? U mean a:
Doccccccccccccccccctor?
(snicccccccccccccccccker)
O hai evrybuddies!!! I glad 2 sees u toos!!!
Cause to has special capering n prancing fur teh fierce pirates, mateys!!!
PINKEE PINKEEE TOE-PADS!!!
*avast me harties!!! caper caper*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE-PADS!!!
*swabs teh poop deck n’ raise teh mizzenmast!*
*prance caper*
*grasp sword between teeffs and skips a hornpipe*
WHOOHOO!!! ARGH!!
Applolsauce applolsauce! Woot! Woot! Arrrr!
THAT wuz wurth wayting moar than a yeer foar!!
*remoovs sword frum teefs & hugz Janet!*
Akshoolee, hee luks a bit laik a babbeh Yoda!!
And doan peek inside. Ai iz berryin mai treasure, arrrrrr.
*cawls bak intew cave*
Sloth! – Leave wun eyed Willie’s booty alone.
Sloth love Chunk! And booty, yarrrh!
Avast! Good thin’ I had me pirate hat on t’ prevent splortage
Arrrrrr!!!!
I betz he gots some reel kyoot booty, too!
Rowr! — ahem, I meen, Arrr!
So TAHT’S wy teh pie ratz sez Arrrr – tehy tryin to sowndz liek lions!
Hai kittehs an Piggeh!
Ohai Taya! hao yu is todai?
Awww, luk at that lilleh hunny face!
WANT!
xcuze me– duz ennywun kno– iz dis lolcat a pretikoolar breed of lolcat, or jus an xtra cyoot evreedai ordinary lolcat? Jez wunderin…
aifinkso mebbe a abyssinian, butt (snerk) nawt shur.
Ai juss Googlold an fink dat u aer rite – abyssinian babbeh!
mebbe Somali?
hims is beyouteafull an also has pretty good camafloge
Speelunkurr Kitteh
lubz 2 maykz tunnillz in himz
Prittee Wun’z blankittz
Speelunkurr Kitteh’z
furz matchez himz Prittee Wun’z
blankittz purr~fekktlee
Speelunkurr Kitteh
canz stayz undurr blankittz lawnnnng
tyme andz nawtz cumz up
Jack.
Aaarrrr!!! dat b fine pome ye rit dhere, Jack!!
Duz u b a wun eyed Jack??? adn if so, iz u wild???
duses, jackz, teh man wif teh aks….
Arrrrgh!! Ahoy, Wild Jack!! Speshul hornpipe capering for yer poem!!!
*caper caper hornpipe caper caper prance prance*
“It beez ‘Tawllk Lykez A
Pyritt Day”! Needz Skurvee Dawg 2
lash 2 t3h Yard Awrmm!”
“Needz 2 capchurr Beeg
Hewminz’ ship’s bootee ubz lawtz
Cheezburgrz andz Nomz!!!”
“Unfurl da saylz andz
fyrez up Cheezburgr Masheen!
Amz tyme 2 pawrtee!”
Jack.
Grate werk az yooshual, Jack!
Teh hoomin who matched teh kitteh an blankits wuz purty smart. Dat way, kitteh hares nawt show az mutch!
Hoomin, is Caturday. Y u wants ta maik bed?
eggsellent point
Teh bed wus teh moast cumfee plaes in teh werld dis mornin wen u gotted owt uv it – wye mess `bowt wiv it?!
Ohai, frenz!
Happitayle Caturday! Hoap eberywun iz havvin a gud wun.
Ahoi Red!
Hoep U has setlold into ur noo digs!
*Offers tray of grog to all the cheezpirates*
Ohai, kvnsgrrl!
I’m werkin awn gettin settlold, butt I finkso iz gonna tayk kwite a whiel.
I can has a berry odd shayped lump in mah bed…yesh, I kn ows Mr T.M is odd an shayped funneh..butt *gg* itwernt him…. itt were teh Hazelmouse.
“All yor Bed R belong to me!!” seh telled me an wuddent getowdovit so I madid ober teh top ob her…
Aw, poor abyoozed neglektid Hazelmowse!
Hang awn, bebbeh! I will sayv u!
**Red an Dini hed to neerist hare-port**
her is nao resplendent in Mr T.M’s stressless recliner chare..him has had to moob to teh sofa so her can has catnap…O.o….an Mr T.M is awn crutchis an ebreefing!
Mr TM iz awn crutchiz?
Wut happind? Wut u do to him?
…ermmmm…. O.o
akshullee, him haddid berry sore nees for yeers. One gottid mutch werserer resintlee,so 2 weeks ago our GP refurred him to a Ortho surjun,hoo sed “Yoo can has borked cartlijes.Be heer awn fridegg at 11am an I wheel surjicate awn yor nee an yoo can has crutchis.”
So. I has taked him to Hostable a week ago,him had a hopperayshun an came hoam teh sayme day.
Now him is awl “oww! Eeep!!Owchie” an off werk for a munf. O.o
On teh plus side, he is teh all ready for “Walk Like a Pirate Day”!
arrrrrrr! Jim lad!
Finkso hims wooden leggage has teh woodwerm tho…he fawled downstares erlier…eever taht or he had too mutch rum!
Hazel is praktissin bein a pyrate kittehparrot.But her keeps fawlin orf mah sholder!
*offers roll of duck tape*
for Hazelparrot or Mr T.M????
Yes.
Dis mah cave
It iz mah fort
U watchez me two long
Yer gonna splort!
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awl teh burgerz.You has dem
He looks like a little cougar
Neggst up awn DIY
Kitteh Caves
Koogar kitteh turns simplol bed komfortor
intew fully funshunal pirate tavern.
proceeds tew git three sheets to the wind
OMG so keeeeeewt
Prepare with CHRG(wdoi)s and HGGs
Snuggle snuggle snuggle!
Ayla and Whinneh will b bak to teh cave netym neow…meowarrrgh
Dat iz neet part uv hold Cave Bear story! An teh kitteh recognizes Ayla even layter — nyce!
“kittehs awlwayz playin wif teh bed sheetz. (ICHC video)”
Hey, kewl. Howz aboot linkin to da actule vid insteadz ov da 404 paig?
too too tah tah tay
pirate cat has a ho ho
toh toh tah tah shbee!
This is a test of name nawt-blueness repairz.
Yay! Blue again. We nao returnz yu to yur reglolarly skeduled LOLz. If this had been a reel emergensee, hoo nose watt wooda happent???
yesh.