i gives u choice …
i gives u choice … fill it, or be in it
u mite wantz 2 git a bigger fud bowl.
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Arrrrr!!!! Teh annilass be soloen! Tiz eh fyen wench, aifinkso!
*speshul todai onlee*
Conga rats in pyrat costuumz danse a hornpipe fer anni’s soloow nawt sekkond, den surve grog an hardtack wif cheez awn it
Ai doant fink Ai haz bean cawld a wench fur `bowt 50yeerz!
Yoo meen
yoo dont hav yur wench costyoom awn???? 
U muss hab a berry gud `majinayshun, Janet!
O hai. I interruptifies this thred for a important massage:
Avast, ye cheezlubbers!
Does ye remember teh wondrous Cheezstock fair? Do ye still hanker after a souvenir?
We proudly resent: Cheezstock Swag! Oh, yesh, yesh, yesh!
U can has a t-shirt, a drinkee holder, a bag for ur swag, a snorgly teddy bare, buttons, magnets, OLUs (and OMUs) and even a shirt for teh wee canine critters.
Here’s whare ye go (pick teh one nearest u):
US of A
VLC
TTI
Horstraileria
All ur moneys go for teh swag. We didnot mark up teh prices a-tall. As far as u knoes.
kthxbuy!
Duz teh priesis inklood shippin?
No, they does not, but I is teh pretty sure that if u uses teh TTI site that u will get a rate from TTI, in other words, much moar less than if it was shipped from teh USA.
Thx!
Ohnoes! Wut if ai haz nawt bean tew Cheezstock, butt (!) witches ai had bean? Can ai still haz Cheezstock shurt? *batts i-lashes at LCB, an haz a hoapful*
U can has whutever ur harrrrrrrrt desires, me proud beauty!
*snerk*
Horstraileria… had nawt herd dat befoar.
I noes VLC is teh land up north, but nawt shur wut teh V and L stand foar. Very Large?
*nods*
Nodding off already ??
It’s only 7pm EST !!
I was just resting my patch, I swares!
A liklee storee,u skurvy dawg !!!
To teh plank wif u, aargh !!!
Exskweeze me. I is NOT a dawg, scurvy or otherwise.
That’s “u scurvy cat” 2 u. Hmph.
** skweezes lolskurvycatburglar **
Ai’m sawry……
Ur… skweezin… too… hard… can’t… breathe…
** unskweezes LSCB **
sawry,agin….ai iz jus eggsited to be heer…havvint been able to play much latelee….
*koffkoff*
Yeah, I knoes! Whare u has been being?
Ai wuz kidnapped by aliens….
uh…I was in Topeka….
or….The Ebil Box Company haz been keepin me berry bizee!
Hmmwell, two of those is teh believable. But “Topeka”? U maded that up!
Ur rite….it was reely Tuscaloosa.
STOP MAKING UP PHONEY PLACE NAMES!
Yew wuz at teh loliphant dentist Eeck?
* snerk *
As funnee az ever ai see, nc66.
{{{{{{{eek}}}}}}}
*schmoo*
Hay! Wut happened tew the C?
LCB did yew yooz up awl the seez awn the 17 C doctor?
T
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*hands nc66 a “u”*
Here, just use this, only sidewise.
rodintpad, *snerk*!
avast me mateys!!!! today, septamber 19, be talk like a pirate day!! arrrrr and i think id be fillin it, not bein in it!!! ararararar me mateys!!
ice cream for crow
naaaawww i fed yuo jut mak shur u doz nut et meh
Yaarh! All hands on deck! It’s a lion!!
Sail for land so we can get in the carrrrrh!
Ohai, BF!
I lubs ur pyrat hat!
U werkin foar teh Lawng Jon Silburs?
Avast! It’s a lion! Get in teh Caribbean!
arrg, teh beens inna caribbean shud maek teh carship goe fassst! iffn u matey dere gits mai drift..
chooz weislee…
Hmmmm . . . decideds nawt want tu snorgel dis belleh. O.o
Wye nawt???!!!!!!
Iz da pointy ends, ahfinkso!
’cause, either way…………yer fillin’ it.
*Hands Annipuss da snorgle snorkle*
Um… Affer u!
“Hear, kitty kitty!” Annipuss wants some loves!!
Ai haz juss `membured dat Ai haz an erjunt appoyntmint. BRB……
wen teh lyun haz bean fed.
dont finkso teh lion iz too pikky eever. hamburger, zookeeperburger, its all gud.
(um, taht wuznt me, wuz my Sekirt Identiy
)
Iz ok. Yr sekrit dentea iz the safe wif us.
**nodz**
Yup, awl elebenty of dem.
Beleev me, I’d mutch rathur be feedin a lyon den doin wat I’m doin….
.
.
.
…..howse-werk.
Pleh.
How much howse-werk can der b? You juss moobed in!
Dere be kwite a bit, akshulee.
Oh, an teh parental yoonits jes cawled. Deyre comin up!
**runz arown lyk a crazee womin**
Looks like my big norwegian forest cat at home
Grayt Beeg Kitteh habz
Lolrus’z Bukkitt. Lolruz
willz nawt wawntz it bakk!
Grayt Beeg Kitteh
showz awff himz brandz noo boal. Awll
dat’z misseengz amz Nomz
Grayt Beeg Kitteh
wawntz sum Nomz Nomz in himz boal
andz himz wawntz dem NAOW!!!
Jack.
Clappity….ai meenz arrr! Habz a grog on mii!
izent dat stickee?
Beeg kitteh waitun….
Gonnah bii nommen sumtink
Felun luckee, puhnk?
lolrus sai iz okay, u reelee reelee reelee can haz mai bukkit!
heerz teh burfday fairy – so very late today
– wi say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mamagwyn an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, fluggy wite cake wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “teh lion sleeps toniet” wen tehy yoyo, liddle remote control flying motersiccles, kandee, an fuzzy lion and tiger stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Today is also Phat Cat’s birfday! She not around here so much lately (*sob*) but she is vry nice person!
oopsie, ok!! *adds to teh Uffishul but Far Frum Compleet Burfday List*
i still seez her evreewunse in a wile.
or give me another one after i eat this one
*gibz teh lyun eh cheezbrgr*
Beri wize dee sizhun!!
*askz lion* U want friez wif dat??
…and a Coke ???
Eeck!
I has missded yoo!
How u doin? Didja kno I gottid a kitteh? Hur pikshurs iz awn my profyle. Hur iz a floofy caliko! Beeg sirpryze, huh?
** swoons at pikky uv beyootiful calliko gurrl **
Um….iz u neer Lexington,by any chance ???
Depenz awn ware in Lex, butt I can be dere in abowt an hower.
U comin to KY? **haz a hoapful**
Southern Lex….
ummmmm *whispurrs* ai may be visiting a,um,”friend” down that way soon…
*blushes*
**hazza innerest**
Rly? Wen?
U mebbe has tyem to meet up wif anuthur fren?
Ai iz nawt shur uv deetayls yet.
Mebbe in teh next cuppol uv weeks. It will probly be jus for a weekund dis tyme, but ai wuld lubs to meet u IRL iffin we can swings it!
Oh, yeshyeshyesh!
I LUBS meetin Cheezfrenz!
By teh luks ob dat hongrii, yew beddur gib him uh In-n-Out 4X4, animal style, wif animal style fires adn uh large half-n-half shake.
Tihs Gigantikitteh iz aktin liek a beeg goggie, wif Himz bowl n Himz Mouf, butthen Him can ak ne weigh E wanz. (Haarrggh, “…get in the Caribbean.” lol, lcb, datz a gud wun!)
Okai…iz bene haus sittun fur wedding resepshun at theata grewp hal syns 11:30 dis mornun…datz 8 ourus ehgoe. dere clenup stil nawt dun. bawt gettun close. udderweis….gonna has tu send teh pyraytz tu round em awp adn aowt!
**Red comez in, luukin frazzlold**
Well, teh pu’s jes leftid, fank CC.
U kno wat I realyzed? My frenz respekt me moar den my famlee duz!
** respectifies RHSB all ober teh playce **
Ai iz sorree to heer that. Dey treetin u like a 5-yeer-owld ??
**HEVVY SIGH**
Iz nuffin noo, relee.
{{{{EEEEEEECK}}}}}
How u iz??
Wair haz u ben???
In “Topeka”
See my conversayshun wif LCB above.
Awwww…ai feel ya sister
Hands Red uh glas ob Gris frum teh botlol hii started at dinner.
Cheez! er…um…ai mean…
Arrrrgh have uh tankard ob ale wif dis ‘ol skallywag wench!
**feels up Red jes uh liddlol**
OOoohhh, dat tikklols!
Fanks, my fren.
I been teh famlee skroo-up foar…..ebber. My brudder iz Teh Goldin Chyld. Him cud start robbin bankz an become teh nexst Jeffree Dahmur an STILL be teh fabrit.
Me,, nuffin I do iz gud enuf foar dem.
Sowwy to be sutch a downur.
**goez to opin bottlol of Chardonnay in fridj**
Yup yup. Ai carry my black sheep membership card rite here in my…
Oh grate! Ai lost eet. Sumfing else tew git blamed foar. 
Wait…wear did it go?
I can has kom-mizzen-rate? Yew savvy?
Yesh, yoo can has.
**pats seet nexst to hur**
Hazza seet, my fren.
Hey red & NC,
Ai been kuukin all day. Ai maides teh lasagnyeea nd sum chickin parmesan. U want sum? Food maiks mi feel teh better. Mai mudder in low maiks me feel laik dat 2. Or shud ai jest gib it 2 teh lyon? Lol!
aifinkso, thatz teh way it iz an teh way itz alwayz bin. Do u fink family arity breedz contenmphhtt??
I haz no eyedea.
I duz kno dat me libbin wif dem breedz even moar kontenmphhtt…
Dat’s why I gots my own playse.
i haev almos finallee lurnt taht u kant chanj peeps so neow whee jus eegnoar dat beeg ol elephantoose n teh livn rum…arrgghh!
do ufink u canz lookz at my picz im new and ive created over 10 already!!!
u may re caption them if ud like!