Comments on: I could

By: Antonio

Antonio — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:46:31 +0000

That funny photo! look like a gang

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:49:52 +0000

Brava LCB!
RL gawt a hold of me too, but I jes had cupplol moar dat ai fot ob rite about teh same time.

If yor containment/decontamination protocol
involves a warning horn that plays Dixie,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

If yor research institute emblem
luks suspiciously like teh Confederate flag,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:08:47 +0000

Ok, I is gonna be in meetings most of tomorrow, so I will just post teh rest of whut I has rite now. Well played, NC66!

If u’ve ever written a grant proposal on teh back cover of the Auto Trader, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u ever spray-painted ur lab assistant’s name on an overpass, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u bring toilet paper to a peer review, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Young Einstein” was snubbed for best picture, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u prefer car keys to a Langmuir probe, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u have more than two lab assistants named Bubba or Junior, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:21:42 +0000

If u spent ur honeymoon going fossil hunting, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:20:01 +0000

If yor interns moonlight az rodeo clowns,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:15:47 +0000

If yew yooz a macrotome to make beef jerky,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:48:24 +0000

If u keep ur petri dishes in a styrofoam cooler, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:32:07 +0000

If yew awr reminded tew pull up yor jeans
while studying large seismic faults,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:24:31 +0000

If u’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your thesis, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:18:35 +0000

If yew tell yor kid tew git owt the mass spectrometer
and pull yor finger,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:53:12 +0000

If ur idea of seeking research funding is buying a lottery ticket, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:29:13 +0000

egg-zactly! i mean, there is locked doors and security, and check-in, and name badges, and all that … how could LCB have possibly gotten in? … oh, wait a minute … never mind.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:58:51 +0000

If ur Xmas ornaments are made out of spent uranium rods, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:52:40 +0000

If yew fashioned uh moonshine still owt ob yor chemistry set,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:38:18 +0000

If u own a painting of Einstein on black velvet, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:27:59 +0000

If u win teh Nobel Prize and are disappointed that they don’t hand u a novelty oversized check, u might be a redneck scientist.

(Sry to be going out of turn. I just thinked up this one and it made me gigglol)

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:53:59 +0000

If u discover a new galaxy and name it after ur truck, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:51:39 +0000

If yew have moar degrees than teeth,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:43:23 +0000

If u think that “QED” stands for “Quick! Earl’s dead!” u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:42:24 +0000

If they ask tew see yor security clearance ID at teh LHC,
and yew show them yor CERN belt buckle,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:25:16 +0000

If ur test tubes are stamped with the words “Dairy Queen”, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:20:03 +0000

If yew win teh NASCAR championship inna DeLorean.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:07:03 +0000

That wuz amazing!!!

Spechullee teh wun wif teh lab lab destroying teh speer mintz! HAO did they NOE?????

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:03:55 +0000

If ur wife has ever asked you to move the particle accelerator so she can take a bath, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:02:12 +0000

If yew developed uh method tew control teh weather
adn ended up blowing away yor own trailer,
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:57:33 +0000

*wunderz y taking a beer tu dentist iz kunsidderd ‘rednek’*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:48:35 +0000

If u’ve ever taken a beer to an oral examination, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:42:27 +0000

If yew mixed up yor research notes awn hepatocytes wif yor notes awn finding yor father becawz dey both sed “Cell Research”.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:11:27 +0000

If u have ever worn a tube top while giving a paper, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:08:44 +0000

If yew can burp the Greek alphabet.
Yewwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

˚○ Ααααlfuh ○ֹ˚ βαααtuh ˚◦○ Gγαααmuh ○˚ Δellltuh ◦○ phew

By: greentea

greentea — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:50:46 +0000

Threez headz,onez pointz.
Godddz,I can’t speakz catish!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:14:15 +0000

Tri teh “ABE community forum uv Booksearch

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:12:44 +0000

*gives inn* Snicker OL!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:07:18 +0000

Iz all waays pleh sshure tu see yur werk here!

By: nana

nana — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:26:31 +0000

SO CUTE

By: nana

nana — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:25:34 +0000

Is the Cats dreaming they could do anything.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:17:47 +0000

LCB and nc66 …. FTW!!
*rolling, as they say, on the floor laughing*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:39:06 +0000

If u’ve ever been too drunk for fission, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:54:22 +0000

If yor poarch collapsis adn 3 lab assistants awr killified.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: maeloterkim

maeloterkim — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:08:27 +0000

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By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:10:06 +0000

If u has ever been in a custody battle over a lab rat, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:59:52 +0000

If yew’ve been banned from the NRAO foar trying tew hook intew teh VLA tew lissen tew Lynard Skynard.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:25:34 +0000

If ur lab coat has had teh sleeves torn off, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:19:18 +0000

If yew yooz uh Telsa coil tew jump start yor pickup,
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:11:20 +0000

If u have moar than one gas chromatograph up on blocks outside of ur lab,u might be a redneck scientist.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:07:23 +0000

If yor eggsperimint lab wuz destroyed by yor hunting lab,
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:52:34 +0000

If all ur theories is relative, u might be a redneck scientist.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:49:58 +0000

*passes piggeh’s order along to teh kitchen*

I think Mick is playing chef today. This should be teh interesting.

*sends out for pizza*

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:48:14 +0000

snerk!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:44:45 +0000

umm… creemeh, plzthx WIB extry budder adn chz

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