I could
I could make that.
sumwn git teh stek sauce redde.
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3 minds – wun thort!
We three oar teh catz?
Congaz tu yu Anni !!!
Bofe, Aifink!
Iz tyme fur a cuppa !!
Hab sum tee in niec chyna cups adn waifer bikkeez in choklit, vanella adn razzberri !! Enuf fur awl !!
Ooh thx PB, juss teh rite tiem fur affernoon tee an bikkies!
Wun ob lyf’s sympul plezjurz !!
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no wurries at awl!!
Eezy peezy…skwrrrls and cheezy.
Maik eet intew uh skwrrrl sammich dat iz.
*voice frum above*
OH NO YEW DOANT!
**kittehs luk up, NC is awn balcony awn negst floor**
Skwrrrlz awr fwends, nawt fud! Scat! Awl ob yew!
Awwwww !! Ai onry wontid tu plai !! * krossis fingiez *
Onry iz rite. Yew down rite cawntempablol. Baaad ‘ol puddy tat.
* unkrossis fingiez. Iz nawt shor hao ai didz taht !! *
Ooo !! Luk !! A burdee ….. * Lukz at burdee fli bi … *
* Sekritly snekez nuvva luk at teh skwrrl *
Someone call meh?!?!
Oh hai PT. Ai wuz jes tellin’ teh kittehs in the lol ’bout teh Nawt be Nomming teh Rodints benefit konsert wii wunce had.
I rememememember dat…you thinks we knead anutter??!
Three musketeers or stoojes….depens on how this all werks owt.
One skwrrrls and twee catz? skwrrrl is jedi. Not even basement kitty gonna tuch taht XD
Jedi dis hear yew say dat skwrrrl nawt at risk frum teh dark side?
**reechez up adn ties cawmint tew wun above it**
Wenn kittehs go fur dat skwrrrl, wil bez gud thing kittehs landz on feets.
vulcan miend meltin in acshun…
Foar Indoar Kitteh
awn t3h patty~o. Free ubz
dem habz unwyze fawtz!
Foarff Kitteh willz
stayz beehynd in cayss dayr
amz a ‘Cat’asstrofee
Free Kittehz canz leepz
andz chayss flooffee tayl Skwrill, but
himz willz getz away
Jack.
WoodGood eye Jack!Ai did nawt see the foarff kitteh awn lukowt dooty.
the forf is da smrt 1… her waits till awl da otter free habs fallded down (goed boom) adn da skwirrl lafft himself halfded adn awlso fawlded daon (hoepfulleh nawt goes boom), denn jes jumps 2 da grass adn picks da halpless skwirrl awp fer a meel…
Clebber! Berry berry clebber!!!
Iz all waays pleh sshure tu see yur werk here!
They’re just gonna invite him to join their secret club is all.
Oh, whut does teh club call itself? Dead Rodints Society, why?
taht club is NAWT fishullee sported bai Rodints, yu nose… eet wus teh maed up bai hongry kittehs tu cubber up dere crymes agenst rodint-kynd… taht, adn holding fings up tu teh lite
* nods akyoosinglee *
Holding things up, u say? Like whut? Like, o, I dunno… *musical sting* BEBBEH OTTERS?
Ai is worning yu… wyle the ‘akseedentul’ nomming ob Rodints is offen oberlukked, nobuddy… NOBUDDY wheel let yu get awai wib nomming a bebbeh otter!!!
O, teh Hyooge Manatee!!! * faints in a dramatik fashun *
Oh, ur SUCH a drama piggeh! I is not gonna eat teh bebbeh otters. I’m not even gonna nibble onnem, not even a littlol bit. I was gonna take them swimming in teh swimmy pool in ur pimped-up Cheezstock trailer, which I see is still parked out in my backyard. STN.
* narrows eyes *
uh huh… so WAI does yu has teh wadder heeter turned rite up, teh garleec adn rosemareh in teh pool adn Mick awn standby wib teh tartar sos? huh? HUH?
O, adn btw… is no longur YUR back yard. Affer Cheezstock, dey sed eet wus a playce ob Heesterical Signifeekents so, is nao a nashunul park – yu has tu asking me fur purrmishuns iffn yu wants tu go hang yur londry owt frum nao on, k?
Er, piggeh? Did u happen to bring back any funny kind of “tobacco” from ur vacation? And have u happened to smoke large quantities of it?
And why is u shaking ur fist at ur bowl of rosemary-garlic soup?
lookit, ai cannut bii helded sponserbull iffn a phew bockses ob ’speshul’ brownees gotted intu mai sootcayse wen ai wus in Hamsterdam, nao kin ai?
O, adn deed ai tell yu teh trubble ai hadded wib customs???
* blurreh screen *
“Err… Excuse me, sir. What is this bag of white powder?”
“Umm… notting…”
“Sir, is that a… baby otter you’re holding up?”
“Umm… mebbeh”
“Hmm… well, it says ‘Grits’ on the bag here”
“O, yesh yesh yesh! Dey is fur mai frend!”
“Grits? Really??? What kind of present is that?”
“I dunno… hurr sed ‘bring meh sumfing bakk, piggeh!”
“Well… ok then… please put that otter away now, Sir.”
* blurreh screen *
O, taht remyndifies meh!!1! Heer is yur prezunt!!! Awl teh wai frum… err… taht plaice ai wented tu…
* hands ober bag ob Grits *
Oh, thx. That was teh vry thotful of u, piggeh. *puts bag of grits on teh shelf wif other bags of grits alreddy there*
Now see? Didn’t I tell u that it would come in handy to take along some travel-sized bebbeh otters? Hmmm?
yesh yesh!!! dey speshullee liekd eet wen ai letted dem meet teh pilot awn teh playne… oh oh oh adn dey liekd meeting teh Koalols adn teh Wombats tu!
O, adn ai hadded a ‘Witchdoctor’ drink tu… has yu ebber hadded won??? Ai cud prolly fixing yu won, iffn yu wanted?
Erm, no thx, piggeh. Not rite now. Is teh still early, and is teh very important that I be able to function later in teh week.
but but but is rly nyce!!! eet has picklol joose in eet!
uff… FYNE! ai wheel juss drinking eet awl tu maiself. Nao, whut a piggeh has tu du tu get sum Grits arownd heer?
Whatever, piggeh. Just remember that u has to work tomorrow.
U want ur grits creamy, al dente or reggaler?
umm… creemeh, plzthx WIB extry budder adn chz
kthxadnsumgrilledshwimpstu
*passes piggeh’s order along to teh kitchen*
I think Mick is playing chef today. This should be teh interesting.
*sends out for pizza*
ai luk doon. uhmmm.. wha ai maik naw?maibi yes maibi no.
Aww, nyce skwirrel. Pritty skwirrel. Wii wil luv him an pet him an cawl him NOMs!
Ai iz inwinzablol!
1th kitteh: Ai go nawt sekkund
*leep*
OH NOOOOOooooo๐๐๐๐๐…..
2th kitteh: Dat musta jes been an aborayshun. I go negst.
*leep*
OH NOOOOOooooo๐๐๐๐๐…..
4th kitteh tew 3th kitteh: Aren’t yew gunna try?
**pushez 3th kitteh awf balcunneh**
3th kitteh: Nope – Wii appear tew bii owtta backpacks.
4th kitteh: Old joke
ohai cheezfwens…
mebbeh u cin halps meh? ais lawkin fer fannasy booksies abowt da wherekittehs… mebbeh u noes sum goodeh ones?
Tri teh “ABE community forum uv Booksearch
hey guyz!! hold my beer and watch this!!
*slow, sad, hedshake*
I did not noez dat Fleep wuz a rednekk….
Do u think mabye he meaned “hold my beaker and watch this?”
If yew lite yor farts wif uh bunsen burner.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If all ur theories is relative, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yor eggsperimint lab wuz destroyed by yor hunting lab,
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u have moar than one gas chromatograph up on blocks outside of ur lab,u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew yooz uh Telsa coil tew jump start yor pickup,
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If ur lab coat has had teh sleeves torn off, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew’ve been banned from the NRAO foar trying tew hook intew teh VLA tew lissen tew Lynard Skynard.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u has ever been in a custody battle over a lab rat, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yor poarch collapsis adn 3 lab assistants awr killified.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u’ve ever been too drunk for fission, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew can burp the Greek alphabet.
Yewwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
˚○ Ααααlfuh ○ֹ˚ βαααtuh ˚◦○ Gγαααmuh ○˚ Δellltuh ◦○ phew
If u have ever worn a tube top while giving a paper, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew mixed up yor research notes awn hepatocytes wif yor notes awn finding yor father becawz dey both sed “Cell Research”.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u’ve ever taken a beer to an oral examination, u might be a redneck scientist.
*wunderz y taking a beer tu dentist iz kunsidderd ‘rednek’*
If yew developed uh method tew control teh weather
adn ended up blowing away yor own trailer,
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If ur wife has ever asked you to move the particle accelerator so she can take a bath, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew win teh NASCAR championship inna DeLorean.
Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If ur test tubes are stamped with the words “Dairy Queen”, u might be a redneck scientist.
If they ask tew see yor security clearance ID at teh LHC,
and yew show them yor CERN belt buckle,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u think that “QED” stands for “Quick! Earl’s dead!” u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew have moar degrees than teeth,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u discover a new galaxy and name it after ur truck, u might be a redneck scientist.
If u win teh Nobel Prize and are disappointed that they don’t hand u a novelty oversized check, u might be a redneck scientist.
(Sry to be going out of turn. I just thinked up this one and it made me gigglol)
If u own a painting of Einstein on black velvet, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew fashioned uh moonshine still owt ob yor chemistry set,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If ur Xmas ornaments are made out of spent uranium rods, u might be a redneck scientist.
If ur idea of seeking research funding is buying a lottery ticket, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew tell yor kid tew git owt the mass spectrometer
and pull yor finger,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your thesis, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew awr reminded tew pull up yor jeans
while studying large seismic faults,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u keep ur petri dishes in a styrofoam cooler, u might be a redneck scientist.
If yew yooz a macrotome to make beef jerky,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If yor interns moonlight az rodeo clowns,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If u spent ur honeymoon going fossil hunting, u might be a redneck scientist.
Ok, I is gonna be in meetings most of tomorrow, so I will just post teh rest of whut I has rite now. Well played, NC66!
If u’ve ever written a grant proposal on teh back cover of the Auto Trader, u might be a redneck scientist.
If u ever spray-painted ur lab assistant’s name on an overpass, u might be a redneck scientist.
If u bring toilet paper to a peer review, u might be a redneck scientist.
If u have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Young Einstein” was snubbed for best picture, u might be a redneck scientist.
If u prefer car keys to a Langmuir probe, u might be a redneck scientist.
If u have more than two lab assistants named Bubba or Junior, u might be a redneck scientist.
Brava LCB!
RL gawt a hold of me too, but I jes had cupplol moar dat ai fot ob rite about teh same time.
If yor containment/decontamination protocol
involves a warning horn that plays Dixie,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
If yor research institute emblem
luks suspiciously like teh Confederate flag,
yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.
*gives inn* Snicker OL!
snerk!
LCB and nc66 …. FTW!!
*rolling, as they say, on the floor laughing*
That wuz amazing!!!
Spechullee teh wun wif teh lab lab destroying teh speer mintz! HAO did they NOE?????
egg-zactly! i mean, there is locked doors and security, and check-in, and name badges, and all that … how could LCB have possibly gotten in? … oh, wait a minute … never mind.
Is the Cats dreaming they could do anything.
SO CUTE
Threez headz,onez pointz.
Godddz,I can’t speakz catish!
That funny photo! look like a gang