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kitteh iz comfurtable in any posishun.
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COMFORT Subject to individual interpretation.
kitteh iz comfurtable in any posishun.
Picture by: meg. Caption by: meg_rain via Poster Builder
I fink he is going fer teh monies, myself
munnies is cumfertable to has, rite?
Toona fish b more cumfertable.
Ai prefer the creechur komfoarts.
**snugglols dis handsum handbag creechur**
Finx it’s himz levver sofa..
*brrrrrump*

Dat wuzzn meh, dat wuz the sofa. AI SWEAR!
*Putz sofa in da ovver ruum*
*Closes door*
Moyst crumbly tuna is cumfertable? Hao do yu knows THAT?
Catz no evreyfing.
Conga-ratz, Carosue, awn leedin teh tye!
U want sum of dis Chardonnay I’m
guzzlolindrinkin?Sure. Sumfing has to get me thru doin these dishes. Sigh.
**pourz Chardonnay in2 plastik cup an gibs it to Carosue**
Down teh hatch!
Iz in yer wallet…steelin yer identities.
…ahnd ur monies…
…ahnd ur candies….
not my sekirt wuns too!?!!?!
Hevven’s sake! Gud fing ai gawt uh spare.
I can has noo wun? Mebbe I can has bedder luk wiffit……
Hmmmm….
Purrhaps yew culd hab:
GEMB: Green Eyed Monster Bastadj
oar
BEBB: Brown Eyes Bloo Bastadj
oar
PBE: Purplol Bastadj Eater
oar…
so………THAT’S where she hides the ‘nip!
Ahnd her flask.
Also the weapons of mass destruction.
Weppinz of mass destrukshun????
DATS ware dey were!
Kwik, sumwun hydes meh! Da Ef Beh Ai is cumin fur me sins ai noes about members ub Al-Jeh Brah an ware dey has hyded da wepuns ub maf destructions!
*hedsliderule*
You can hyde at my howse; It seems I’m habbin a “PJ” party down thred.
But… but… pirates don’t ware PJs!
*gulp*
U mean u is havening teh nakey pirate party?
an teh credit cards!
Yah, lyk DAT’S gonna do enny gud!
**laffs hysteriklee**
CHAAAAAARGE IT!
Oh hai LM. Didja see teh reskew uh while bak.
Ai jes menshun eet coz ai didn wan yew tew wunder wut dat
liddlol deelybob wuz awn tawp ob yer hed.
O, nc66! U can has walk-on role in my latest tutorilol!:
Nies tutorilol – an grate slogan at teh end: “So easy, even a troll can do it!” Iz teh slogan fur yur hole lineup of edumacational materilols?
*nods*
(I messed up a litlol, though. Sposed to be “so easy a troll *could* do it. U won’t tell, will u?)
So easy, even a Mezzomom can do it! Yay! Nao Ai noes wut Carosue’s abatar picshur iz! (iz ufny!)
AI…WUZ…AWN..TEE VEE! HA! Didja see me? Imma nachural.
Can I hab yer autograff?
If Ms NC duznot mynd, kan ai haz yr automograf AND a schmoo?
Foar yew? N-E-tiem BDM!
**scribble scribble scribble**
*SCHMOO!*
.
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Ms NC is teh lukee… Yew is a gud schmooer!
But… but… he smooed ur automagraff book and writed his name on ur lips!
An nao eberywun dat seaz meh noes dat ai noes da faymaus NS!
So u is teh not planning to warsh ur face anytime soon, EVER?
MAY-BEH.
Ur also in teh TLAPD Rogues’ Gallery.
**Has a prowd**
**Puffs chest owt adn struts arownd like chikken**
**Suddenly haz urge tew cross uh road in teh ROKK eez**
Ai lub eet, LCB. Wurks wif Safari tabs, juss so’s yoo noe.
*nods*
Yup. Any tabbed browser will do.
Or with not so much tabs, if u does teh rite-click trick!
Yay dese ar mai kittehs in teh pickchur, drest up fur pyrat dai.
Day ar fay mouse!
o, fank yoo nc66. yesh, i needed a reskyooing, fank yoo so much. wish i culd hab a gud reskyoo frum teh IRL hedsplorts, not eben splorted frum kyoot but frum Just Too Much Going On. *admires 50s stile baving cap*
Stoner kitteh haz founded yer stash.
Nawt teh gud wun….
Hay! NOBODEE alowd in my purse!
Why, wacha got inder, Redd?
Mick, frum her momcats seereals.
Muthurs liddlol halpur?
membur? win yure mom unyt spilt hur mylk win hur wuz kar poolen?
Oh, yesh.
Dat purse has been warshed.
Um…..nuffin?
Are you carrriiiing anee …splortables?
Depenz awn wut mayks u splort.
Mmm mabee a coupla 5 week old calikos whose ears just popped up and some gum.
**luuks in purse, finks foar a lawng tiem**
Um…..nope.
**holdz up bebbeh ottur**
Dats nawt a bebbeh ottur!!! It’s a kitteh, an I’m afraid I’monna have to confiscate it.
Oops. Grabbed rong fing.
I hayte wen dat happinz!
Oh, bebbeh ottur!! *snatch*
runsawaiwifakwikness
Yu nawt kan go wifowt mii!
Ohai, 3km!
Howz ur Caturday?
Mien wuz gud, until teh parental yoonits stopped by…
Let me gess:
“Wut? Yu nawt finished unpackin yet? Yu bin in teh noo plaise too hole weeks!!!”
Mom? Dad? Iz dat yoo?
**runz an hidez unner teh bed**
No – iz just me channelin MAI mom!
Egsept wif me it wuz onse “Yu bin in teh noo plaise too hole yeers!”
Oooh! Mabye it was:
Are u ever gonna hang that original Picasso we gived u?
Boy, is it me or does something stink in here?
Cute kitteh but why u not gets one that matches ur comforter?
Did u rob teh likker store or is u havening a party for elebenty guests?
E…
Ever dust ur furnitcher?
Garsh, u STILL nawt unpakked dem bockses!
How lawng befoar u warsh ur frunt door?
I jes cud nawt libs lyk dis!
Foar peets sayk, U nawt kno ur alfamabet!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!! elebenty! I didn’t see it!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!
Just a minit, yung lady!
Keeping yur flour an sugar in teh bags iz dangermouse!
Lots ov bugs an weevils can gets in!
Must put tehm in matchy-matchy canisters wif roosters on tehm!
Noooooo! Nawt teh roosturz!
**bites tong, tryin nawt to say ennyfing**
Oranj sentid PineSol?
PineSol shud smell like Pinez!!
Q….
Quick! Put elebenty fousand monees in an IRA
Rush is our hero
Start watchin only Fox news.
(I fink I win)
Yu wins mai utmost sympaffy, at teh bery leest!
Quik, getz teh vacyoom, cat hayr!
Rum? wen yu starts drinkin dat?
Sumbuddy niids tu tellz yu tihs…
Tihs iz nawt wat wii wanted fur yu *sobs*
U…
Unnerwairz hanging in deh bafrum??
Vakayshun dayz kin b used fur kleening u noez.
W….
WHII wud yew put dat DERE?
Xaklee when dew yew eggspeck tew beh dun unpaxing?
Y did yew fink yew cud moob owt?
ZOO! Dats what dis plais disrezemblols!
Yay!! wun dun, lebenty moar tu finish
YAY!!! Wii finished!!!
Except for the carpet color, the wallpaper, and the neighbors, this is a really nice place!
Finally, our little girl is growing up!
Gosh, it’s almost as messy as your room in high school!
Hey, isn’t that Great Aunt Matilda’s priceless heirloom rug under the litter box?
I…
I just don’t understand this……
Just get off the internet and unpack.
Kittehs are fine, but there not “real grandkids”
L…
Lawd, Lawd chile, win ewe goan kleen dis mess.
Mebbe taht cowch wud luk betterer ober here, or dere.
Nawt tath wee notised, but (!) abowt that door agin.
O…
OMCC!! I thot deh window wuz frosted, but itz just durty!!
Prolly mai fawlt fur not teechin u bedder.
Quikk!!! git deh bug bomb!!!
Roachez running rownd deh cownterz!!!!!
sumfin narsty ober dere
too mush junk fuds!
up dere, awn teh seeling, i see durtz
v…
Very noizy nayburz
Wuz dat a gunshot I hurd??
Xactlee how much u payz a munf fur dis???
Y….
Y didn’t yu marry taht nies boi hoo growed up to be a doctor?
Zo much for awl mai gud advies!
Yu maedz a missteak mooving heer
Zoo, dats wut taht smells liek!
On tawp ob teh frij is dusty
Prolly yu doan’t notiss teh mess…
Quick! juss let meh kleen tish here
R…
Rain iz gonna make dat mold grow eben faster, u no.
Save ur munneez and u kin git a nice plais in yr oar tuu.
Tell mii if needz halp finding sum fingz, i re-arranged ur cubberdz
U…..
Ukalalee? Reelee!
Veri tyrsum
Wens wii inbited bak tew bisit?
…Xrayd mah arm and den da doktor sed…
Y cant dis bisit beh OBER????!!!!!1!
Zawstun!
Izn’t dere spozed tu b a door on deh bafroom?
Just luk at deh durt b’hind deh stove!
Kan’t b’leeb u don’t smell dat ded fing unner deh sink
L….
LCB, ai fink we just inbented teh fractal alfamabet!
Moove over hunnee, I dont wanna sit on that spot on deh couch
Now, wut kinda bug iz dat??
Over dere, kliming up deh wall bai deh TV
Plz, God, let it not b poiznus!!
Q…..
*giglols n giglols*
Quiet!!! dis not funnee….
Rottin sens uv humur u got… Just like ur Unklol Sven
Sum air conditioning wud b nice…
T…..
Butt (!) a fractlol alfabit! Dats mafs stuffs!
Tyme u kwit playing wif dem Cat peepulz
Unless u wantz to b a crazy Cat Lady!!
V….
Tell da troofs and shym da debil
Unnerwares
Virtulol reality? Iznt dat an oxymoron?
Wimmins shudnt due dat!
1.. 2… 3… an X-hale
Yoda neber gabe DIS mush abise
Zanax eez mah fren…
Every one of our frenz’s kids are in Harverd or Cumasumlate
Five times as many $$$$as you
Goonna come over soon? Wen? Wen? Wen?
Halp me move dis Halp me plan dis Halp me !!!!
If yu rilly wanted to save munnies, yu’d liv wif us.
Jesus Christ, it’s a lion! Oh, it’s a dust bunneh…
Knitted tihs fugly afghan fur yu awl myself, nao yu has to use it.
L…
Last week we watched “Gilmore Girls” cannot condone da secckks before marraige.
Mabbe you shud move out hear
Nebber heard of ICHC…wats Mr. pj doin?
Oh noses, nawt da gamblin again
Prapz wii kud halp u set up a budgit?
Quality kowntz.. .. tu bad dis plais haz nun
Remember I luv u
S…..
So Iz only trying tu help
Too bad yu nawt tidy liek yer sister
Unyushual stayn tehre awn teh rug
V…
Very much like wut u see on CSI
Was dere a discownt on accownt uv a sudden deth?
X…
X hubzand nawt been tew bizit?
Yodlolling kormtest seems beddur…
Zounds, iz da end ub da alfibit agin!
*Slips sneeky veiled reliious an political agenda into every 5th sentance*
Try to make it out to lunch wiff us it’s at l0 am
Under da stove cud use a good kleening
*runsawaywifakwikness*
GETS WHAT?
Did ai say dat owt loud?
Ai wuld neber imply dat yew had made uh veiled reference tew uh politikal agenda.
*SMACK*
**claps hand ober mouf**
Nay! Nyet nyur and noffa nmy mmouf!
Wat are you nawt saying?
Lyke dis?
**runz in**
**pokes PJ** Dis iz fun
**runz owt giggling**
*BOOPS* NC onna noes az him runs bai
It’z both fun an cathaergic.
Test – I can has nesting?
No! No nestin in mah clasrum!
.
Heers yr test: If a trayn leebs da stashun at 11:02 inna morning and head west at a rate ub elebentee mylols per our, an a kokomonut fawls awf a kokomonut tree an hits bof skwrrlgrrl and pinnygig onna hed, whut thyme is it en warsaw, poland?
Oh, I noez, I noez!!!!
Stage Hand Dan!!!
he sed he iz deh anser tu ebbreefing…… at leest till hiz neggst birfday!
ooopz: i fergot tu hitting deh reply fingy!!
Oar deh nestifyer iz borkt!!
eh… 42?
Mt. mKinley?
Ai cannawt tell u hao mush dis made me lol this mornin – yesterday ai spent eleben howrs awna train (ackshully, awn nine diffrent trains, but who’s countin) goin to bisit mai muther in teh horsepital, an wehn ai gotted dere, ai gotted awl teh yewshual – inclewdin “hao come ai neber sees u ennymoar”. Werl, let’s just fink about dat… 1) ELEBEN HOWRS AND NINE TRAINS
(oopsie, premature postification)
and 2) wehn sackly u last bisit me? Oh yah, 1985. Wuz bery bery gud fing dat wun ob teh trains home had teh bar awn it.
Hell’s teef! Taht wus som sho ob Dorterly Dyooty!
*Pors SJ a retrospektif leepfrog singulmoltwiskery*
Oh, Ambercat! Leapfrog’s mai favrit! fankies. Cheers! *slurpgulpawlgawn*
Ai can has moar?
Oh, sorri tu hear bout dat!
Chikken man bii owf tudai so myne hole routine is scrambled. Did watch da Fl vs Tn game tudai tho, YAY wii winned!!! I iz busy, busy maken da dindin and warshin klothes……….I need a vakashun!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me too.
Lets run away!
I wanna go tu San Antionio and eat a puffy taco, I seen it awn FoodNetwork, wanna go?
Shur!
**paks bags**
Wen u pikkin me up?
stawp by Tin Ah Sea win ewe du! I wanna go. me too!
**luuks awn map**
Yup, Memphis luuks lyk iz awn teh way….
*Moves to a gated community; wiffa moat* *Gets unlisted phone #*
Ummm, why were yu bii livin pj?!?? Huh? Kan wii stay wif yu? Pleez.
“the number you hab reeched has bin disconect”
We’ll buy yu puffy taco!
Oh! I is nawt hiddin frum you guys; I thowt it waz da parentals. DO NAWT WANT!! All da cheezpeeps can stay wiff me.
Woot! Party at pj’s! (Duz taht maek it a pajama party?)
*luks arownd wif a embarrass*
Wut iz a puffy taco?
Ifinso it b wut I noez az a Indian Taco oar Navaho Taco maded wif a fry bread…. iz nomalishus!!!
I dunno, but ai hoep dey make uh cream foar it.
**runsawaywifakwikness**
*luks @ pik an drools liek a troll!!!*
Yah, lets has a pajama partee! I warshed my pee-jayz 2day, so dey be kleen.
I even has pee-jay pantz wif kittehs awn dem!
Oh, an nobodee bring dere flannlol pee-jays.
Truszt me awn dis wun, ‘k?
Um….NC, wut ifn u iz ‘lerjik to teh treetmint?
*Must remember tu buy pajamas before da trip*
YAY, Puffy Tacos fur ebberywun!!! Party at PJ’s! Cheez Party!
Hoaps da Ef Beh Ai donut beh follolowing meh tew PJs…
Y does da bloo reply go away..an I can’t figure out wat to do.
Dis halper brotted tu u bai deh Cheez Town Cryer, frend tu cheezpeepz noo adn old.
(edited on July 7, 09) Plz note dat deh profile name format haz ben changingifyed. Menne peepz fownd dat using deh URI format h t tp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-xxx maded dere commintz inbiziblol.
Plz tu uzing h t tp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=xxx
(wifowt deh spaisiz after deh h adn deh t.
As you can probly see, computerspeek iz nawt my nawt second language; I ebentully figure fings out on my own. I juss hope nawt to be missunderstood. I amz nawt lyke da parentalls!!
Just hit reply tu da last wun dat hazza bloo reply and it will end up unner da last reply.
wut bout my caturday?
Yay!!
that is not the crow
ice cream is trow ta trow
ice cream for tat trow!
I keep finking, kake goes wif ice cream… I needs sum kake. WIf chocolate whippy creem on tawp.
mmmmmm nail polish
oooo
abbatars wif pirate costumes!