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Yet another thing to love about kittehs: they LIKE it if your thighs are soft and flabby
den u mite wantz 2 stop callin me chubby.
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das a berriberri gud fing
Beriberi?
ai can haz studdur?
*relieve’d look*
i was preparing a big bowl 0 brown rice, whole grains, other nutirshus adn delishus fuds fur you.
if you can hadz beriberi you would can hadz teh opposeat 0 da pic: i.e., you would B1 needing da *moar* thighs amen, you would not ha hadz *enufs* thighs amen.
yesh, yesh yoo can.
No, iz a bitemin d fishunsee
Scurrvey dawg!
Izzit Pirate speak day yet?
Arr – isn’t it just starting?!?!
ai haz a comfee!
babeh haz pinkee an blak towsis!!
williboi wanz tu tiklol dat tummi
floofy! wurd is floofy!
WURD1!!
wutebur iz da wrud, we gawtz plenteez
ub it heer but nawt da plad panse.
Afinkso tehy is teh ‘happi panse’ oar lownjin panse aor pj (nawt perry) panse
I herd dat!!! I axually do have deese exact same “lolng wear” pantz only in pink an purple plaidees.
Tehy has teh comfee dudnt tehy!! Oh yesh yesh yesh! U no U R gittin owld wen nawt sekond fing U do is putings awn teh happi panse, softee shurt adn shuflers (slipurs)
*Aaaaaah*
I’ve nebber bin acuzed ob bein a slave to fashun.
Doan forget teh floofy softee baff robe. (It gets teh cawld in Canada) Sometimes ai wears awl dem fings 2 bed. :_{
An donut ferget d sweats anda big furry “shuflers”
ai can has teh teeryul tu maik a
nu floofy roab but no tiem aftur
ai plai heer awl dai.
I can haz teh teeryul to maik nu shuflers? (bottoms warn out)
butt(!!) new ones nawt da same.
‘plumpish’
gett mai snorkul!!! aim goun en!!!
Best beware ob spontanius bunneh kix!
Aaawww!!! luuk at teh blakkanpinkiepinkie toepads, an the liddle wite wiskers awn teh sweet liddle blakk fayse…
uh oh….
*williboi bee poized n waytin*
*revs upp da splortskar*
vrrrrrroooooooommmmmm……………vvvrrrrrrrrroooooooooooommmmm!
SPLORT!!!!!
vrrrrrroom………skreeeeeeeeeech……….
*williboi hops owt*
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinseas dem awf wif sum eyesea coronagoald
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Lubs. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a
nice hot cuppa teetawl cauled wun?Oh Fanks williboi! I fink dat dat is the sekund taime u resqued mi from teh splort! I espeshially laiked dat mai braynes r rinsd wif teh corona! Strate to main hed!!!
Ai feels teh so much bedder. Ai beleeb ai will have teh cauled wun wif mai chokklit possum. After awl it is teh Fried egg nite….
SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vrrrrrroom……..vvrooooommmmmmm…………skreeeeeeeeeechhh…
*williboi hops owt*
ohdere dis an bahd wun
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinseas dem awf wif sum eyesea coronagoald
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, UK. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a
nice hot cuppa teetawl cauled wun?oo fankies williboi!
*snugglols into floofee blankee wif Tira the chubby kaliko* iz chilly heer tonite, dis iz nyce! an choklit possum! Yum!!
sawri ai hadda ansur da dum fone
Willy…Willy, are you in dere! C’mon Willy, fight! Ai iz nawt tew be habbin much praktissin! Breate, Willy Boy, BREATHE!
uuhhhhhhhhhhh………………..
*williboi weekly raizes hed*
deed ai krash mai gnu splortskar?
*dribes up in a new splortskar*
.
*tossess williboi da keez*
.
Fur serbis tew teh Cheezlan kormoonity, wii iz giben yew dis splortskar tew preplais da wun dat borked.
Ohai willy. Was, um, was , um…just trying to fix you from teh splortin. bawt has naow reelized was nawt you splortin, was an udder wun. Ahem!….wuz gud praktiss. Wuz gud for yew?{{{{{willy boy}}}}}
Pleez tew be nawt splorting! Nboddy iz tew be lukking, an it scarreez me!
*checks tutorial**ride ride ride to the scene of teh splort!* Onoze onoze, OKAY… ai can dew this!
Scoopee scoopee teh branez back into brane-kettle, takes back owt and rinsee rinsee wid teh wide zinfundel. Putz braineez bac, puzzle-peas teh hed bones back, apply minny measures of teh Hello Kitteh duckeetape, hurrylariouslt applies CHRG (wdoi), wrps WB in floofy hand-of lovingness blankee, escorts WB to Splort recovery lounge, hands hawt choklit an choklin baboon*
Whew! Hopefully, somebody got there first. ai is SSSLLLLOOOOOW splort repair tech! Hang on, Willy Boy! Somebody awlreddy be tew comings afore yoo afore me, afinkso!
sunnyhuckle!!! hauw iz efurreeting???
aiz bene eweh fur seffrul daez…
wuz grate praktise splort reepare….ai haz tu leaf sune sew yu kin handlol awl dey splorts frum nao awn..
hao iz troll dave?
an ai fergot to menshun teh liddle wite gloves on teh frunt feets – haow kyoot!!
Me finks kitteh iz dreamin ob jawmpin onna pogogogogogo steek.
Boing boing boing!!
….and covered in plaid flannel!
kittehs kare nawt fur fashun……..unliek sum burds
Frum wut u tolded me, Chikkin Man gots NO ROOM to tawlk!
Snerk..sounds framiliar.
Contrasting kitteh is…well, contrasting!
And you’re wearing plaid? A hoomin after my own heart, flabby–excuse me, FLOOFY–thighs and all! After all, truth is just truth . . .
nd teh kittehs nawt care dat floofy thighs rub togevver nd were ur pants out.
yuppers!!!
bai guise … haz an grate weekweekend!!
bai!
Its the small things with kittehs!
Cutie.
nies avatah!
**wunnerz if dere be enny hoomin menz owt dere who lyk a liddlol extry floofidj awn dere wimmens**
hey red, my fone bii deader den dead. Cawl ya tumarrow uf sunderdai.
Dat’s kewl.
I figgerd dats wut happind.
Mai huzbin likez dej floofidjez,,, at leest dat b wut hii tellingz mii…. hii wudn’t lieing tu mii, wud hii??? But u kant haz him…
*wunderz if red yoinkz huzbinz like shii yoinkz kittehz…..
Nope! I nawt do dat.
Ifn a manz attatchded, himz awf-limmitz.
Datz a gud fing!! I kinda like habbing him rownd.
o mai yesh – da floofier da bettah!
Well, I never expected that to happen. That is actually me in the picture with the kitten I rescued from the woods. If the poster could follow-up, I’d love to know where they found the picture.
Ohai, Wayne! The picture was in the LOLbuilder and I just fell in love with it! You should contact the head Cheezez and let them know it’s yours so you can get credit for it…and maybe they can tell you who uploaded it…?
Kuuuute lil kitteh, I pokes ur tumm
Haz sawreez did nawt get this in time for WB, {{{{{Willy Boy}}}}}
Dave/troll has been moved to OHSU, Orygone Help Sinuses Universal. Was axed , “du we pull the pug or send to OHSU?” *sighs* He is at OHSU, big & biggest horsepistol, Dunno, Dunno, dunno. Will email our Grasihus Cween, an let her noe that I will post on profile from now on.
Teh Cryer needs to be filled up wit the happytayl thingz.
Nawt bad, nawt gud, some uv you may have been here, an I generously gib the hugs to awl hoo has enny need at awl!
Loving you all,
sunny
PS awl your messajes an teh preyerz and teh beems has kept him alive, Srsly!
Ai miss awl my cheezfrenz (no timez), an ifn yoo has postified messages an nawt got teh responding, ai haz a sawry; an haz a promise will try to get to awl.
{{{{sunnyhucklol}}}}} I will posting wut eber u like, Peepz wants tu noeing bowt Dave… az u kin seeing frum awl deh luvz hii b gitting.
{{{{{{Sunnyhuckle}}}}}} All prayers for you and Dave. Keep us informed. We are your friends through thick and thin. We are heer for you bad or good!!! *Prayers for good*
Awww, tiny lil kitteh, sleepin sooo peacfully. don’t ya just wanta rub it an wake it up?
O! my! Happy Caturday. Was forgetting.
{{{D.R.}}}Lil kitteh proffers teh slow poke-teh tumm feline extra-gud!
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
helpz himz Beeg Gye ekkserrsyze
keepeeng Lap jusst so
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
duz nawtz myndz Beeg Gye’z pantz az
lawng az day amz sawfft
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
waytz till Beeg Gye fawllz asleepz
den himz habz sum Phunn!
Jack.
@@@@@
YAY!! Clappity, clappity!!!
Ohai, ebberywun…ai haz sum news about Jewel!! She finally nommed a bowl full uf gushi fud!!! Hers nawt-sekkund wun ai gived hur!!! Ai gotted her sum moar to try tonight…..*crosses paws*
*uncrosses paws, does happee dans, dans, dans, crosses paws agin*
*joyns en crospaw dans*
im gonna gess kitteh woodn’t mind if teh thighs were ferm, toned, and athletec, tho!
Derek MacKitteh hatha thlite lithp,
but dat duzzn maddur wen yew iz snugglold inna well bilt lap
DM: *thigh*
*hedesk*
*hedethk*
*faithpaw*
O mai Cween! Was thinking about you earlier. Was planning to, ahem; postify any more updates on my profile. Cryer needs teh happytaylz an teh danses back. Nawt much too say, ennyway.
One tiny thing goes right, another tiny thing goes left…no real ability to prognosticate right now.
I pop in on a lol now and agin, will be back later. {{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}
{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}
Oh Hai, sunnyhuckle!!
I haz notissed dat ur name b a link tu mai profile…. ifinso dat may b kunfuzifying sum peepz…. wen u gitz a minnit, u may want to making it b a link tu ur profile bai changing deh ‘username=cweenmj’ to ‘username=sunnyhuckle’ in deh linkee.
Schmooooz tu u and Dave.
yeshyeshyesh! i was teh confuse’d!!! i thoughted teh cween was disguiseing herz elf as an otter vine! but (!) i took it az a complimint cuss i thot she was copying me adn my magnifiscent vine ositeas: you no wot day say: co pea ink be teh sin sear est form 0 flatteries,and all.
Oh, u iz awlwayz kunfuzzed. seems tu mii dat i memberz wen u din’t eben noez u had deh red hairz.
whale, i dozen *rly* has teh red hairs. okay, i duz has *some* red hairs* but they mostly sho up in Sir Tain Conditions. e.g. Peru @ sunset. Ax Janet, Sheila tell ya.
ooooo lookee ober dere!!!
*tendrils tikkul cween adn run off giglolling*
Yer hilites are beeauuutimus! In henna condition.
you are tout suite
Y4 duz Sir Tain haz ur red hairz??
i wuz robbed.
Thilly!
AfriCat is da thilly!
you bofe aer teh thilly!
Hee hee!
We ar all hear fer da thillibrations!
whoever made that caption is fat
Ahem! Datz “cuddlee” – nawt “flabby.”
oar “fluffy”
don eat ice cream for crow
to lose weight dance a ho ho
tonight there be a feather treatment
Awwww! I thought my Baby was the only one to sleep like that. Sooooo cute!
Dat wun grate ting abowt kittehs – dey luv yu nao mattr wat yu luk lyke or haow much monnees yu hav. Az long az yu iz gud hoomin an taykes gud care ov da kittehs dats awl dat matterz. Ai haz 2 kittehs an dey luvs me…iz awl I needz.
fur sum reezun tucksee kittehs lyin on tehr bakks wif liddel whyte feets in teh air makes me melt an go “awwwwww”
Oooh – I has teh HYOOGE nostalgia hit, almost wif leeky eies – This bebbeh luks EZZakly liek mah best-beluvid Tux, white whikkers and all, when he was kittenish. An he lurved to lay on mah lap like dis an get a bellie rub…when he growed up he was so big we cud only do dis in teh recliner or he hanged off at teh knees end. He was mah best frend for twenny years. *sigh* I see him agin sum day, aifinkso.
*sitz in deh Princess Mu Medow wif Duffy and watchez deh
*hart kittehz playing in deh sun.
soft and flabby is WAY more beautiful than that hard as a rock thing.
I agree with Plurdoc. Everytime I get a kitten or a small cat (all seven of my cats are rescued, plus I work at an animal shelter) they try to crawl down my shirt. It’s actually really endearing to know that I can comfort them, so I let them hunker down in my hoodie or shirt. I imagine snoozing between two breasts would be really warm and probably comfortable.
Sam goes for cats that sleep against your back, between your knees under the blanket, on your chest with their adorable faces smooshed up against your neck… cat’s are just too cute.