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which, translolated, means “oink”
Congrats, mary0
fang you, annipuss. good job on da rescues. da cween hardley *ever* splolrts. thank gudness i hadz on my “post latino” cap from werkin in da garden.
would you care for a tasty nasturtium topped dandelion salad?
dats wun teeny piggeh!
congarats mary on leedin teh brayde
*williboi moovs kittehs pau sew mary o kin tawk*
“do i shmell bacon?”
…said Miss Piggy at teh beach.
Mary0 – may ai hang this heer fur ar deer DchDTc???
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HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER DaveCanHasDrTinyCat ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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An Angus_macqueen, gammacat, an mom21kitteh too, ov corse.
But fur DAVE, ai hav sumthing speshul!!! a 21 can saloot!!
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Hehe fank yous Janet!!!!
We’z hydin
good choice!
Aifink No.104 iz mai fabrit!
hear ya goes:
well, nawt sekkind mov’t, anyways.
Thx!
OMG! I’ve never heard this one before! An’ an’ I said a bad word! LOL
kwiets nao
* hydes *
*jekylls*
*snerts*
*lolz*
*gigglols*
*pimps*
*awl ob teh abuv*
*wif tehpawsibbul xsepchun ob teh imeedyatlee preeseeding*
*has a pondur abowt dat*
*snkr*
itz our littlol seekrit
SPLORT!!!
ohnoooooooooooooes!!!
wot to do…i know da cween no lieks tendrills!!!!!!!!!1
*wrings tendrils*
ordinarillolly, i would do da fwipfwipfwip first aide…
wot to do, wot to do, wot to do…
*more wringing 0 tendrils*
*liez on floor twitching*
oh wellllllllllls…
fwipfwipfwip
*fwipfwipfwip* oh wellllllls it twill hold till CCC arribes…
ratznfratzen WP. i tried FREE times to halp da cween.
*notices bwayn seepage*
wellllllllll i did my prat, but is stoopy Wart Press’s fault dat some of the cween’s bwayne cells got missing…
Wuz dem halleys comets?
* Goes luuking fur moar missing comets *
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up teh cween’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankz anni!! dis pixor iz tooooo kewt!! I just luk owt over deh med oh fur a bit…. so peazful and kalm…. oooo…dots…
whew, i glad chew halp’d. umm, you spose *all* da brayne cells got putted back?
why I ask?
oh, no reason in partiklolar
*casualolly wipes up lil gray poodle at the splolrt site*
*Igor shufflols in*
ohai, Igor. you schmell braynes ells?
o.0.
*wispurrs tu mary o*
due yu wants tu borro mai shiney brayne funnlol? yu kin pore dose missink bits bak inn wen she fals asleap. pud an peas ob gumm inner eer aftur sew dey doan leek bak owt.
oooooooooo gud plan. mek shure we put dem someplace safe until she goes sleepying.
*Igor looks hopeful*
You say you has a good storage facility for dem, Igor?
*hands over shamwow which wiped up lil gray poodle, er puddle*
*Igor carefully wrings out grayness into zip lok bag and hurries off to d’Beaker Labs*
*rok, rok, rok*
I likez deh rokking chayr!!
Feelz like sumfing iz missing…
Oh, well i kant fink wut it b…. kant b tuu importint….
[conspiratorial sotto voce]…we’ve secretly replaced some of the cween’s bwayne cells with some otter kind 0 gray matter; think she will notice?
Gray otterz!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????
u putted gray otterz in mine hed??????
wut kind uv ebil fing r u?????
Iz beddur den a rabid weezlol aifinkso, yess
well, i thought it might make you, um, more fun?
Why iz cweenmj bangin’ dat clam
agaynst uh rawk awn her chest?
Wud u prefer I bang it aginst ur hed??
Oooooo…doez otter brainz maik teh cween a mite tuchy.
Admitedly, it iz prawbuhblee harder dan teh rawk.
Give it a go yor majesty
**NC bendz ober foar her highness**
**like heez gunna get knighted**
KKRRRaaaaaaccckkkkk!!!
Wudja lukkee dere!!! deh clam broket opun!!!
EWW!!!! itz ickky inside!!!
*Throwz it away.
oooooooo
mAi ackeY caWbaYsA
**NC feels liek HIMZ bin crowned**
Oh luk, uh discarded nekkid clam
**blushes foar teh clam**
*arrives at teh HSW wif a littlol “yello” pale*
Heer they ar!!! Ai went an chaysed them awl down!! Tehy were egg skayping EBREEWARE!!!
Heer cweenmj. Just luk out unto teh meddow . . . dont pay ene tenshun to me!!
*taeks off teh CHRG(wdoi) an braynebone*
*pours capchoored brayncells bak into cweenmj’s hed*
*scray[e scraaaaaaaape scrapitty scarpe teh last wuns in*
THERE!!
*Putz braynebone bak on – SNAPS teh CHRG(wdoi) baj awn*
Ai think yoo can think again nao!!!
Ai’m zipping ober to the Outdoor Cafe. Wud yoo laik me to bring yoo bak a PARFAIT?? Donkee speshul!!
Mary0 – an enewun else?? Want to come to teh Cafe? Teh Hedsplort Recuvery WArd iz rite next door – an we can sit there an luk out on teh Meddow – an hav sum refreshing beverejes, sum taystee an nootrishus treets (laik teh Burfday Fairy’ Fudgee caek wif Eye Scream!!! )
*luuks at bukkit dat JKH4K gotted brayns frum*
*noetissis noet awn syde uv bukkit dat sais ‘bwayns frum Abbee Noarmul’*
*ponders…*
AAaaaaarrrrgghhhhh!!!!!!
Az if gray otterz in mai hed wuzn’t bad enuf!!!!
you havin fun, yet?
she duz luk…………um….kwite libelea…yesh, libelea….
wif an fiche!
otturs bee libelea kreetures afinkso! an plaiful tu……….
mary o – asch hur iffin she wans tu pley…
Aer u carstin nasturshums at mai iffishunsee?
hee, nooooooes
nasturtiums be delishous adn nootrishus! not to mention purdy.
mmm. I lurv pickled nasturtium seeds pods…
Ai put teh flourz in a mikst salid.
LOL!!!1 That sounds laik Cookies Human, wehn she thot sumwun wuz casting nasturshums at hur theyes!!! ‘Twas VERREE funnee!!
well, when i wanna insultify, i cast asp urchins. very prickly and all.
Bee berree berree kwiiiyet…
Oh Nose! Mai Cween is down!
* jeidcnk;c
Gud hevens!!!!! Waht WUZ that???? ROFL!!!!
Good heavens, what wuz dat?
What I meant was:
*Runs in hauling the CCC behind her*
*Sweeps up all the bwaynz and puts them in brainwashing machine to clean them all up nice and clean
*Spoonz them back into the braynial cabity
*Carefully replaces top o’ head and tapes tapes tapes it down
*Snaps on lovely new purplol CHRGw/doi
*Leads Cween to the lounge chair, tucks her in
*Mai Cween, may I offer you refroshminks to helpz you recubber?
a dubblol resQ!! FankQ, Q.!! I finso a chokklit martoonee wud b halpful….
Why, I just happen to have some right here.
*Places cut glass pitcher with silver rim, wiv long silver spoon to stirify martoonies in it on tablol at Cween’s elbo. Along with elegant cut-glass martoonie glasses (if you like them up) and tumblers (for over the rocks)*
Cheeze!
oooo….. tray el ay gahnt!!!
*Porez martoonee ober deh rokz.
sip, sip, sip. *wif pinkee finner daintily rayzd
Ai HOEP there ar at leest three ov yoo!!!
Kyoot teenee kitteh has bear earses.
Kitteh needz ear muffz?
I don’t wanna b arownd wen deh baer findz owt dhe kitty haz himz eerz!!
Yes, a bear splorting from the cute would be rather much.
If a bear looziss hiz ears in teh wuds,
duz teh tree hii wuz fertilizing make uh sownd,
adn why iz bear trying tew maik fallen tree grow?
And wat abowt da Pope?
Mehbee Pope gabe hiz hat tew bear tew cubber up hiz missing earz.
da pope lost himz earz??
To da audiances.
**bear stands in back ob Pope**
Pope nao haz bear behind *snerk*
“Bears fat, bears thin…all go round in bear skin.”
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz teh Pope
Fuzzy Wuzzy lost awl hope
No ears
Bear behind
Silly hat
Wut wuld yew dew?
I wuld juss bear wiff it.
And hum uh liddlol tune
♪♫ If you go out in the woods today,
You’d better not go alone.
It’s lovely out in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home. ♪♫
Nawt looking like GUiness Piggeh!
Strypee Bebbeh habz
Pinnee Gig Teddee Bay~urr.
Amz hurz besstesst frend
Strypee Bebbeh keepz
Pinnee Gig Teddee Bay~Urr
cloass 4 sudden Napz
Strypee Bebbeh cawllz
Pinnee Gig Teddee Bay~urr
‘Broono’, cuz itz kewl!
Jack.
*clappittee clappittee*
mai Chessie haz a bay-urr, a littlol blak bay-urr frum teh Grate Smokee Mowntins. He carrees hizzes bay-urr ebberwer inna howse!
Mai Stewie haz a burdie. Him carrees hims widdol burdie up da stairs nd down da stairs. Den we find it onna bed or onna couch. Ifn he cantz finds himz burdie he getz mai bois hockee chock strap an carrees dat around teh howse! Stewie has the issues aifinkso!!!
Jack, letz jus pertend ai know wut ur talking bout…
WE awl noe waht Jack iz tawking about!!! We find hiz pomes otter lee enchanting!!! an funnee!
He iz ar hero an ar treshure!!
wut JC sayd!!
An teh Pohit Larriat ob Cheezland, tu!
ai feel so silly naio
Oh noe!!!! Yoo shudn’t!!! Ai think yoo ar noo, yes???
Oh hai, QuoteMan!! *eggstendz floofy paw uf frenship*
I lubz ur profile pixor!! Duz u reely living in an igloo???
*ponderz*
I didnot noezing dat dey hadded deh inntertuubez in iglooz.
I finso i smellz cake inna brake ruum!!!
chokklit cake.
wif fudgy frostingz.
Adn chokklit iiec kreemz.
Wif chokklit syrup.
Adn whippee creem.
Adn nutz.
Adn a cherry on tawp.
But yoo must be a lurker??? Becuz yur lolspeek iz so gud.
So – HAI!!!
Ai’m – as yoo see above, an aim moastlee cawled JCH4K. Pleezed to meet yoo! An do stay around. ai did NAWT meen to maek yoo feel silly!!
Jack haz hiz own way ov riting (LOL!! dont we awl) – but teh way he rites addz a LOT to teh charm ov teh pomes! Just keep reeding tehm an yoo will see!!
O ai noo bout lolspek. ai mai not post much. but ai been here fur som time naio.
welolcome!
wai welolcome?! ai alreby been here fur a yeer! owell….. eberybody needz tu be welolcomed!
Iz juss dat we haz nawt notissed u bifor! We trie 2 walcum noo peepl wen we nawt sekund see dem!
LOL!!!! Purrhaps yoo shud cawl yurself “QuietMan!!”
But a yeer???? ‘tiz troo – ai havn’t bin heer much fur teh passed six munths. so ai cud eezielee hav mist yoo tho!
But nao that we noe hoo yoo ar – we will see yoo fur shur!!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to DaveCanHasDrTinycat, Angus_macqueen, gammacat, an mom21kitteh!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today. i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, orinj cakes wif choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, boblolhed bebbeh zombie dolls, kandee, an puffy pink piggy stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ooh happi burfdai daveCHDTc!
fankees burfday fairy
uh …bebbeh zombie dolls? deed ai mis sumfin dis moarnin?
Dere has bin lots of brainz on teh loose todai. Is ok, is Friedegg! Hab a gud wiikend, Cheezpeeps!
*chases bowncy ball out onto dek to injoi rest ub afternun*
Iz Davez Burfday??
Woot!1 woot!!!!
Happee burfday tu Yooooo
Happy birfday too yu!!
Happee burfday deer DaveCanHazDrTinyCat!!!
Happy Burfday tu Yew!!!!!
*popz opun a can uv soop tu sillybrating!
Mebbe Dave can has a kitteh ob his veree verree oen, fur hims burfdai? *Has a hoepful*
Soup!! Kan wii haz soup tu, in honor uf wun uf da funniest stories I ebber readed!
Ai will joyne yoo in teh hoepful!!!
Maybee he’ll drop bai an we can ask???
O deers! Ai haz a qwandary! A fren fawters kittehs foar a shelter in Belton MO. She haz a happee liddlol kitteh she finks wud be gud wif meh! A liddlol basemint kitteh! Ai wud tayke himz in a kitteh cat hart!! Butt! Ai gawta ask mai landlord ifn ai can haz anudder kitteh. Ai haz 2. Mai fren knoes dat teh behbeh kitteh wud be lubbed an caered foar bai meh! Gawta convins teh landlord! Gawt suggestshuns?
iz dere anifink inn yur leaz bout howe mini kittehs yu kan haz?
an diddunt yu has 3 Bfor?
Ai didz butt poar Sooty wint ober teh bridj wen Ai wuz in teh Nurfing Hoem. Ai still haz Sunny an Inky. Ai’d hev to ask teh landlord. *SIGHS*
Ifinso, sinse u hadded 3 b4, u shud b ablol tu hazzing 3 now. *shrugz* sumtiymez landlordz not awlwayz making sense. ♥♥♥♥
Fank U cween! Teh kitteh iz teh win! He iz in a shelter dere in Belton. Mai fren finks it wud be win-win cuz she cud see himz at mai hoem too! He iz a blak kitteh an Prysma-kitteh knoes dey can be hard to fine a plaec cuz dey iz blak kittehs. Wall, Ai will tawk to mai landlord butt Funday Ai gets to meet the behbeh! He lieks kidz an uvver kittehs an goes well wif oalder kittehs. Wooops! Gawta go nao. Werks iz ober! {{{{{Cheezfren}}}}} O yah, behbeh’s nayme is Dimitri butt fren sez Ai can chaynge nayme IF ai ablol to get himz adoptified wif meh!
Jus tel ur landlord dat Sooty dint want tu stae ober teh brij wifowt yu, sew caem bak – is nawt a gnu kitteh atawl.
Too Kyoot!!! Ai lubs piggehs, so duz Baileygogz cauze dats teh tois him plays wif
shaddap piggeh!
**Red comez in, flops awn cowch an kikks awf shooz**
Watta day!
gaspz! nebber say shaddap unless makin phunny lolz! an nebber eber sai shuddap to piggeh!
Berry troo, QuoteMan! Teh nawt second rool of Cheezland is play naise!! Nun of teh nastiness! Pweased tu meetchu! Ai be noo to cheezland maiself. Onlee last coupla weeks.
pleezed tu be makin ur fwiendship lubsorinjawuns…. das quite da mouful o wurds…
Ai noes.
In teh next lol u will see that udder cheezpeeps shortin it to LOW. Ai shuldve considered dees facts whin ai waz choosin mai name.
daz qwite alrity
mani of us shortn namez
OMG, this is too much kewt
Must find CHRG
Must find HGG
–Too late!
~Blarg~ I ar ded
don’t diez!!! doan diez!!!!!
*run run run run run*
WEEE OOOOOOO!!! WEEEEEEE!!! OOOOOOO!!!!
MAKE WAY!! MAKE WAY!! CCC kummin frew!!!!!!!
I heer to helping u noaw.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a liddul pile.
*Scoopee, scoop, scoop.
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy.
Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Oopsee!! awlmost fergotted!!!
heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
ohai cween! aiz tryed tu ged hear tu halp butt gott aliddle lawst.
U wuz kunfuzzloled kuz awl deh streetz in Cheezland iz named after Janet….
JCH4K BullyVard
JCH4K Street
JCH4K Avenoo
JCH4K Court
JCH4K Plais
JCH4K Terrace
JCH4K Rode
JCH4K Lane
JCH4K Alley
JCH4K Drive
Itz eezee tu git lostid…
(JCH4K iz teh Jorja ‘Peach’ ov Cheezland…aifinkso den.)
Thank u, I’s cleen.
uhm……..seam tu be habin sum trubble driven da splortkar……mehbe ai shudnt uze corona inn da CCC?………..hic……..
kan yu krawl dounfred tu yer reskew?
DR wuts chew duen wai bak hear?
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinseas dem awf wif sum eyesea coronagoald
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, DR. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a
nice hot cuppa teetawl cauled wun?Beddur nao? joyn uz onna neggs lol wen yu iz upptuit
dublol deh resQ, dublol deh funz!!!
Schmoooz willyboy!!!
Thank u vury much, willy boy.
struh ttub ym
hunh? oh, i wait til you swalla dat pea nut budder, ‘kay?
*S*P*L*O*R*T*
*looks around inna flannick*
wot to do, wot to do???
stilll no can has licence to drive da CCC sins my license be taken away by da litteral Crash i did.
thistle have to dew until real Halp arribes…
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
tendrils bind da braniym areyah
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up,
*kleened adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee,
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
aaahhhh. eye feeling mooch betterer nao. sippees hawt choc and ejoys nice chokklit..**fawls sleep**
Dat iz sow kewt mai hedz asplodeded.
Splort!!
oop – gud fing I strolled by!!! you’ve been doun for a long thyme!!!
oh noes! Princesskitty is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Princesskitty in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
thx Ai neededed dat
LOLZ! Tht foto is so cute! I heart it!
The kitty ‘s rock for a 20 year old Girl. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
so cute that is is now my wallpaper