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Hedin tew the udder side
Why? Ai hab gno idear.
conga rats NC yu iz leedin an seben!!! wai puraide!!
Woot…woot..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seben!!! Oh mai! Iz mai lucky day aifinkso yup.
OOOOOH!! Teh lucky seven again!!
We cud hav teh SEVEN things gayme again. Last taim hardlee ENEwun played!!
Ai’ll start!!
Teh SEVEN Wonders of the Anchent World!
The Magnificent SEVEN!
The magnicifant 7?
GMTA
Hey!
wee doan haz tu be alflolbedicul?
seben debils moontins
seben dedlea cins
Seben swanza swimmin
eeek eggmuss eerwurm!
Seben Bridjis Rode.
SEVEN continents adn SEVEN seas.
seven eleben?
Elebenty!!!11!!!
“Baby needs uh gnu pair ob shooz”
–oar–
“mmmmmm, beeeeeef jerkeeeeeee”
Carps
Seben Brides fur Seben Brudders…
congrrratz awn nawt sekund nawt sekund NC
Fanky KLWU, butt(!) ai onlee gawt halfway awn teh nawt sekkund try.
Ai guess ai wanted to lay it awn the line.
I wanna go!
Why did Aerosmith cross teh road?
Coz Steven Tyler luks uh liddlol bit liek uh chikken wen hii danses.
**snerks**
Troo dat, fren.
Ohai, Red! How be Dini?
Ohai, low.
Hur be crazee! LOL
I nevvur hadda kitteh wif so mutch enerjee befoar. Iz gonna tayk sum gettin yoozed to.
“Ohai low” *snerk*
**luuks at NC**
Get wut happind 2day!
A fren of mien did a “reply to awl” awn himz emayo to me.
Gud fing him nawt sed nuffin ovurlee purrsonlol!
Ai fot doez wuz jes awl yor diffrunt personas?
Ai didn see teh wun tew Serenity
Serenity iz nawt me. Iz co-wurker. Teh wun dat haz “58″ at teh end iz my mahm! LOL
Ohai, NC! U be teh nawt second tu say dat! Ai shudve considered day when ai choosed mai name aifinkso!! Conga rats on yer nawt second commint!! Ai espeshelly leiked teh one about Aerosmith. Dat gibbed me teh gigglols! (Teh Corona ai wuz drinkin went up mai noze!)
Ohai LOW! *snerk eberytiem nao*
Fanky foar the conga rats
**puts daon own Corona while danses**
Conga conga con-GA!
*wipes moar Corona offa teh puter skreen*
*joins NC in teh conga danse*
Conga conga con-Ga!
Ais goin out dansin 4 reel later 2nite so ai gettin warmed up!! Come on NC!! Get down wif me!!
ai maiselves tinks ub yu az lubsOj
oar jest lubs fur shoart
Ohai willy boy!!
Happy Fried egg 2 u! Ai haz a warm snuggly jest knowin that u tinks ub mai!
But muchly enjoimints tu, aifinkso! Enerjetic kitteh gibs me teh enerjee tu!
Once again, Redd kix off da weekend sillibrations wiff da perfect song!
Awww….fanks, pj!
How bii Dini tunite?
Ohai, 3km!
Dini be whyld chyld.
How u doin? Beddudr den yesturday?
Little bit. Myne head haz hurt awl day, *shrugs*, iz becomeing a Friedegg nite fing Ifinkso. It mite haz tu dew wif spendin awl week in an office wif my momkat.
Wyld Kitteh bii gud fur yu! Now yu now how Lucy bii acktin.
I wish I had haff hur enerjeez.
I finkso I has my own Kentucky Wildcat!
Ai told GF ’bout Dini las nite.
Funny thing iz, and I habent her frum her todai.
Purrhaps shii iz awn hur way tew KY foar uh purrnapping.
Dini luks berry mush liek our Noey (OTB), and her tew wuz berry…um…energetic, but hurz wuz a uh Hellcat, nawt uh Wildcat.
**keepz eye owt foar suspishus-luukin hoomin tryin to steel my kitteh**
naow
shu
iz
awn
uvvur
fut
aftur
yu
bin
plawting
tu
kitnap
Hazel
nd
enny
uvvur
cali.
*nods*
{{{Grmawgs}}}}}
Yup, hur has eksilent taest aifinkso!
butt whi?
oar pore kwi?
porkwye?
chiken sez: pork …why?
Awlmoast GMTA!
wee wuz dat clothes!
deesissions, deesissions….
Chiken liddle crozzded teh road yup
But Ai can’t `membur wye….
NOOOOOOOOOEOEEEEE!!! Don’t crozz teh rode!!!!
Ah bleeb ahm spozed to git a tu the uther side?
Ah bleeb yoo mite bee rite!!
But. . .do roosterz count az chikkins???
Roosters doan count N-E-fing. Roosters crow.
Scratch dat.
Ai saw a countin’ chikken at teh fair wunce. Purty shur it wuzza cawk.
Did yoo meen a cawk oar a crock???
*pawnders*
Ai fink yew may bii rite Janet. Teh guy running teh booth hadda nudder chikken dat dansed, butt ai fink hii wuz gibin him shawks.
`cordin 2 mai dikshunree, chicken is teh naem fur domestik fowlz, Hens lai eggz, an roosters waek u up in teh mornin.
Ai’m off 2 bed naow – got a nasty feberish cawld – hoep ebbriwun haz gud birus purrtekshun!
G’nite, atishoo, g’nite!
Nite nite deer Annipuss!! Hoep yoo ar bedder soon!
An – Gesundheit!!!
Thx JCH4K. G’nite!
‘Nite, anni!
Hoap u feline beddur soon!
**senz chikkin soop akross teh beeg ole pond**
Dat’s funny!
ohnoes11!! feal beddur anni n tri tu haz nise weakund
{{{{{{{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
an guhzuntite!
{{anni}} feel better soon!!!
{{{{{anni}}}}}
Feel beddur.
Here. Take Broono wif yew.
yesh yu taek caer ub yursalf Anni an sleeps
nity nity annipus! hops u feelz better tmorzows!
Don’t gow, itsa trap!!
Iz Chikkin Man awn teh uthur sied?
Ifinkso yes, wif a hatchet!!
Hieds unner teh bed, jest in cayse…
Trien to get away from da colrnal.
Plz to nawt make me soop an send me accross da pond.
Wii can haz duk soop insted. Unless wi can find teh parrot?
Nawt to sayin dat!
**whispurrs** I finkso teh parrot haz a krush awn u…
Oh, an I hazza krush awn moast of teh Cheezmenz.
*eep*
Plz tew nawt maik soop owtta PH.
Yah!
Rowstid Parrot sownz SO mutch bedder! **drooz**
ai noes ware wee kan fined an gooze
**Monkeybutt iz nawt amyoozed**
Doan wanna get tu close tu teh Popeye guy eider
Dey shud sell chicken florentine at Popeyes.
Mmmm…..
I wunse hadda sammich dat wuz chikkin, spinitch, feta cheez, an garlik awn a hoagee bun. YUM!
Mai mawmcat putz spinnich in hurz chikkun kiev.
I nevver had chikkin kiev. Wutz innit?
Lotsa melted buddur.
*runsawaywiffahongryness*
Izz breaded Chikkun breast rappud aroun teh garlicky buddur saws insieds. Mai mawm addud teh spinich tu teh buddur saws.
**droolz**
♪uhnnn……gettng beta ♪
awl da thyme?
“Can’t get no wurse”
Wut a lublee pixor uv deh Colorado Rokk EEez!!
oh, it haz a rooster in it to!
pore trolls
dey kant shew uz dere ordenalogikal eyedentea fykatshun skilz awn dis lol
**NC’s hed explodes** ordenahoozits?!?
ooh dats gadda hertz!
alt spellin: oarenissohlojikal?
*williboi leafs tu git an CCC for
splortsplode*BRB
♪♫ Data nawt halpin ♪♫
Eben if dat splains the O part, ai iz still scratchin’ mai hed ober the E and F parts.
**has a stoopy**
i den tea iff ah caeshun ?
Oh! I get it!!!
“I nose da complete name, definition, ect. ect…. of ebrey birds eber made” “Dat’s nawt a goose!!!”
aka: daznodaguze
daznodaguze iz beddur wurd afinkso – ai wil uze dat frum nao awn
I likez it!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinseas dem awf wif sum eyesea coronagoald
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, NC. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice
hot cuppa teetawl cauled wun?bee careflol wen reedin da lawng wurds – speshully da wuns wif soopurflewus d’s inn dems
Fanky willy boy. Ai iz feline mush beddur.
**Downs tawl cauled wun**
**adn foargits wut iz wuz ai wuz tryin’ tew finger owt**
Why did teh chikken cross teh Rokk EEez?
Manifest Destiny
**runz in**
FOTO-SHAWPED!
**runzowtwifakwikness**
HA!
*hedesk*
williboi furgod bout dat!
fotoshop….
u dun it rong
:snerk:
Ai had mom take Polo (19 years) tew V.E.T. today coz her wuz fallin’ down uh bit, adn ai jes gawt wurd dat she jes put her back owt. Dr. gabe her cortizone shot. Dey alsew did kidney test coz she haz had thryroid issues, which came out fine. Dat wuz gud news. Dey did awl kinds ob udder fings tew her tew make feel beddur since she culd nawt groom wif her bad bak, which ai woan describe here, but her iz haom wif mom nao and feline mush bedder.
Yay foar Polo!
Iz goggie oar kitteh?
Dini goin to teh V-E-T awn Caturday moarnin foar get-to-kno-u bisit.
ohai rhsb! have you decided on Dini as her name? Ai
saw the pikshurs on your profile, and she is
beutimaus!
Ohai, gc!
Yup, dats hur naym. Hurz a ez-kape artizst.
Teh pikshurs nawt so grate, butt wut I cud get wifakwikness. It nawt show how floofy hur iz.
Polo iz kitteh. Mai owldest kitteh. Had hur since she wuz jes mumbly weeks owld. And hur iz awl mine. She doan share me wif nobawdy.
I noez how dat goez.
Eric wuz Winky’z boi. Ebbreewun else wuz chopped livah tu hur. Egg sept wen shii wanted gushifudz. 
{{{{{{{{{Polo}}}}}}}} Sends healing beams tu Polo.
iz gud hur feels beddr, poor kitteh
I haets bak payn
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{polo}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai hope Polo feline good naow. Ai had a kitteh what libbed till he was 19. Mai mom had a kitteh what libbed till he was 22!! Aur kittehs be berry speshul!!
** raises a Corona to Polo**
To your health!
A votre sante!
{{{Polo,Willie an frenz,Bailey,Dini,Toonces an Punkin}}}
Sry if I excluded da pets whose names I don’t no yet.
{{{Pets I don’t no yet}}}
*luks inna meerer lyka romper rum ladee*
Ai C Buster, Bootsy, Fluffy, Mittens, Harry, Shado, Smokee, Snowee…
A fine shop, very inspirational…. untill the chicken is halfway across…. then…. *PAFF!*
ha ha ha !
whut’s mai motivashean?
hm…
was it teh grass wuz greener on teh othir side?
Behoald de Mike!Roostur! Mai Oun Priaeveat Aidahoe, animul vershun.
… bekauze he waz chikken!
this is funny!!!
its funny because he a chiken!!!!!