Why do I
Why do I suddenly feel the need to do evil things? It’s almost as if..as if something is urging me on!
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It’s bihyned u!
GMTA annipuss !!
Noes! Wif dem beautimaus green iiz!? Nawt ebil! Beautimaus!
Comegraburelayshuns Anni!
2oclock tea an oringe drizzlol caek for all!
I will just hang this up heer:
Splortwarning! Splortwarning!
please to be putting on ur CHRG w or wiffout doi – fasten ur gogglols an hab spares wiffin easy reach!!!
okthx-be prepayred!!
* PB passes tee tu Anni tehn serbs hizself *
* Ooh !! Oringe (nawt poyzen) Drizzlol Caek !! *
Mussed bi goan tu rayne !!
Fangs Nenne !!11!!
Thx Nenne. Orinj drizzlol caek sownds lubblee.
Fank yu nennepus, ai lubs orinj caek, adn iz tiem furr a brake here.
*crams CHRG on hed wifakwikness*
dat woz a close wun.
O wai iz ebbrywun lukin at meh lyke taht? Ah ai no, iz nawt regulashun bloo berray untied nashuns CHRG
* PB haz vizshun ov yooknightid naishuns peec ceepaz forsiz all waring regyoolayshun CHRGs *
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Hoo Noo? CHRG wurkin furr werld peece !!
Oh yesh! Just fink how peeceful teh wurld wud be if Cheezpeeps wur in charge, ruled bai our Cween!
I don’t mind wairing dhe CHRG, but I dont’ want tu beeing in charge!
{{{kvnsgrrl}}}}
Is ok. U will just be saying “ebrybuddy play nice” and tehy will obeys. Us Cheezpeeps can be teh roly-poley moduls.
I wish it wuz dat eezy IRL. *sigh*
{{{cweenmj}}}
*kwiklee maykes a regoolashun UN 50’s bathing cap – wif the pretty logo on the front*
*resists putting on prettee whyte flours onnit*
Heer you go! this shouldn’t make peeps looks so much!!!
o dat’s bedderer, nao ai blend in wiv teh sirowndingz! Wuddn’t want to luk silleee wud ai?
{{{{nennepus}}}}
nuhuh – Peece wurkers need tu be taykin seeriousleh – and heer in Cheezland we do wut we can!!
Here – have som moore orinje caek – is orinj poppys seed caek!
Because ur wurf eet!!
Ai cud wurk on teh peece of orinj caek rite nao!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Ai cud too!!!
Conga Ratz (where AR they???) to yoo, annipuss!
Amd Q, and PoissonBoi!
Thanks nennepuss! An wif poppy seeds, too! Mai favrit!
An ai just got a fresh cup ov cawfee.
*nom nom nom sip sip nom sip nom sip nom sips sip*
*Yawnz adn stretchez and lukz rown*
Whair r dem ratz??? oh, dey wuz sleeping tooo!!
Wake up ratz!!! it b morning!!! kum on, git a moooove on!!!
Dere b peepz heer ben waiting fur agez tu seeing u dans!!!
Koming ur hairz Wezley!!! u haz bed hed!!
Oh?
datz deh style?? u shur???
*mutterz* lukz stoopee tu mii…
Ok, U guize awl lined up??
kong-ga, kong-ga, kong-GA!
kong-ga, kong-ga, kong-GA!
kong-ga, kong-ga, kong-GA!
Get thee behind me Satan. And push!
Saem tu yu Q !!
luk behiynd yu
Anni of the blazingly-fast fingers and PoussinBoi have melded their minds. Should the rest of Cheezworld worry?
We aer a werld apart IRL!
Doan wurry !! Ai nebbur topplol teh spede qween anni !!!
Iz juz hur afflewints rubbin off, ifinkso !!
But wun can awlwaiz trai!!
it’s just bekause yu are a kitteh, sweetie. Don blame the purty black kitteh behind yu. Is genetics!
Resist the devil and he will flee from you! Resist, kitteh!
good kittehs go to heben… bad kittehs go to the nawteh barn… *blinks* mus be lownleh in heben…
I is jus a sweety cat
neber dooin wrong
Sneakin sweetly thru the grass
All o the day long
Den wun day I gets a feelin
Dat I beein follow
Basament cat is trailin me
Now in ebil I do wallow!
Baysmint kat iz nawt teh debil;
Heez jus a norti norti boi !!
Applolsaws!! Applolsawz!!!
SWEET! First time front page and I get the honor of a poem!!
Great caption! Very poemy inspiring!
Who could suspekt ebbil haz such preetee eyz!
Gweeeeeeeeen!! Gweeen eyez!
*ipnotized by basement cat starts to feel like doing bad things*
Lyk luvving an wurshipping teh byootimus black kitteh and gibbing him noms an cuddlols an snorguls an toona an nip an toymauses an teh hole bed an ebreefing??? Nawt a bad fing!!!
*desprately raps dukkytaype arown triplol CHRG… teh last pic an tihs wun, just tuu much cyoot!!!!!*
Naw, I do that to all kittehz no mattr they color….
Lyke perhaps lookin at picchures on ICHC instaed of wurking….
Ai lyks yu!
Has we met? *offurs paw uv frendship*
I don’t fink so
*Shakes paw*
I do nawt think I haz met yoo yet eethur, Darkailleam. I offers mah floofy orinj paw of frendsheep.
Ohai frum me too
*shakes paw enthusiastically*
*shakes paw enthusiastically*
Nice to meet U
Teh BC has such purdy eyez! and teh oder kitteh is jus tooo kyooot *holds awn to hur CHRG*
*rapz dukkee tayp rownd deh CHRG*
*rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd adn rownd.*
There. dat shud due it!
Leedz me nawt into tehmtayshun…I kan findz it maisef, aifinkso.
YES DIS
Liddill Strypee Gray
Kitteh feelz t3h urjj 4 Pree
Caturday misscheff
Liddill Strypee Gray
Kitteh coodz clymz upz tree and
pownss awn beeg Doggeh
Liddill Strypee Gray
Kitteh wawntz habz sum Phunn. Duz
nawtz feenkz itz rawng!
Midnyte Kitteh duz
nawtz habz a Minnyun. Juss yung
wide ieed akkolyte!
Jack.
Liddill Gray Strypee
Kitteh habz prittee bloo ieez.
Mayjurr ‘Kewt Fakkturr’!
Liddill Gray Strypee
Kitteh coodz getz away wif
enneefeeng himz wawntz
Liddill Gray Strypee
Kitteh canz meltz mennee hartz.
Hewminz inkloodedz!
Jack.
ooooo. a tewfew!!! Fankz, Jack!!!
*faispaw* make dat a ‘tewfer’
I has to say – teh stripey tabbehs kin has plenty of ebil and trubbil in them with no BC incurrijment! Mah Dexter-tabbeh rootinely gits into plenty of trubbil. Last nite he klimbed to teh tawp of a shelving unit and knocked stuffs down.
Whut wurreed me, tho, wuz that teh shelf overlooks a set of stairs -frum tawp of shelving unit to landing in middle of stayrs eezily 20 feet. I wuz afrayd he’d brayk a paw! But he chose teh safer direkshun to dismount, and landed safely in teh libbing room carpet.
Every nite he walks arownd skanning teh room, looking for things to KLIMB!!! Whut duz he wunt – is he trying to git to teh CEELING!!!! purrhaps?
Him obbyuslee wants w goe up in teh werld!
Or purrhapz is sum throw-bak to wyld cat genes. Lukking for an ohai place to spend teh nite?
ai wus finking that too – it’s his inner panther showing it’s
spotsuhmstrypeslubleh black color!!!afinkso pantherz habs spots oar aer pantherz and Jags different?
sept furr teh blak panfers
Dey haz blakk spots awn a blakk bakkgrownd
r we has anudder moosik festival next weeks?
ai dont noe – but GP is “not plannning” sumfing on october 5 th…
LOL!!! Yur link!!
But – GP iz planning a bankwett?
{{{{captenn}}}}}}
ai thinc Strypee kitteh iz capute.
This comment iz indeed charming.
But ai saw an otter fur this wun taht ai laiked just az much. It went something laik ~
(Black Kitteh sez) “It’s a stranj whirrrrld out there, darling. So be cayreful. An remember, yoo can awlwaiz com hoam agaiin.”
Just a diffrent slant.
This wun???
oh – and theres more orinje cake in the brake room – Ai just moved it here from teh last lol…
*must menshun to BF that there are lots of noo “trainees” vailablol for hur edumakashun program at the faktree*
L-u-k-e
Ai iz yore fadder……..
Littul stripey kitteh has hired large boddeegard wif ninja skills. He’s finking of beein rilly, rilly nawty an wants sum bakup.
LUBS dat gray ketteh! Wants! Wants! Dave/troll a liddel wakier today. My tummy haz a bad, askin my dr for some meds. Tries ginger root, an BRAT diet, juss so pyookyfied. Pleh! Thank CC for FMLA, is upaid, but is nawt barfin an worrien at SPRL
Dobby, Toejam an Oddity gettin territorial bowt teh bed… “My turn to lubs Mommy” “No mine” Probly the price of tew BCs in teh house togedder. (an wun liddel stripey, hmmm… reminds me of a pikshur I saw somewhere…)
Gud nues! *clappink wiel croszink finngurrs*
Um, Dave/troll iz gud nues. Taek caer uv yur tummy and tell teh kittehs tu let Mommy slepe.
It’s weird how the black cat is equated with evil, just cuz he’s black!
Ohai, teh blak kittehs is teh Basemint Cat adn teh whyte kittehs is teh Ceiling Cat (liek gud adn ebil) – is nawt posed tu bii offensib
{{{sunnyhuckle and Dave}}} ai iz sure glad to hear that your “troll” is getting better. ai lubs dis babeh kitteh!!!!! ees a gud ting we donut see teh rest of him/her. it wud be teh manee splorts gonig on aifinkso!
well – smudgie has to go soon and sit on windowsill n wait for hooman to come home frum werk for start of weekend. aitink it leest smudgie can do fer all the noms. Hooman comes home, sez hello smudgerama, makes uz noms, flopz on sofa, putz on TV drinks beer den we knows week end startz
Gudbye everybuddee has a great Caturday toomoreowe
xxx
How could anybody not be smitten with that shining smooth gllowing gorgeous black kitteh with those beeyoooteiful green eies?? Do want!!
looks a lot like my Spooky, except her eyes are gold (and HUUUUUUGE)
I know! that cat has really pretty eyes. it’s gorgeous!
Quick someone call ceiling cat. Basement cat has a mini-me…
Basement cat has such pretty green eyes.
BEAUTIFUL eye color on the black cat!!!
Hi,
I took this photo and first posted the original file on Flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/arthur1227/3910269115/
Please visit my album and see other photos of those two cats, mom and her kitten.
Although I was not the one to post your photo on ICHC, I did find it worthy of captioning when I saw it there. ICHC found photo/caption worthy to post on front page. Very beautiful cats, and the photo was excellent, blurred surroundings so as not to deter from the main subject–the cats.
oh no its basement cat!