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Comegrabyourelations, Anni! Something to wash that down with? Ginntonix?
Ai haz a cawld, so Aifink lemunanhunnee wud be beddur 4 me thx!
Ginnentoniz WIF lemunanhunneee — dat wud bee gudz ifinkso …
Yiss, teh tonic haz kwinneen dat iz gud fur febers. Nawt shore `bowt teh ginn tho!
ginn wud kyur ur ills!
**nods** aklyhawl kills jurms, doanchanose.
So does hand sanitizer. Every cat. Every time.
(sry. been working on some public serviss lols for PK)
Hehe! Ai seed awl teh sines yu guise made furr PK abowt the hand sanitizer. {{{{awl teh creeaytive cheezpeeps}}}} Yu guise rawk!
Ai’m nawt drinkin hand sanitizer – tho lossa horspidduls in TTI haz had prollems wiv ruff sleepurs steelin it 2 drink an killifyin demselbs wiv it.
Noe, deze aer nawt payshunts – dey aer street peepls hoo ged into teh horsepiddul 2 steel it.
Tu steel it fur teh alkyhawl.
Oh! Sowree. Ruff sleepers az in sleeping ruff, owtsyde… fur sum reezun mai brayn prosessed az, peeples whu nawt sleep well. Nao it making sense. It be horribulee sad, but making sense.
Yu duz awsum wurks, LCB, but purrhaps iz thyme tu take a brake? Oar a cake? Oar sumfing?
Will haz gnu batch uv pics tumorro, will be spending teh day getting pics an stuff.
I was home yesterday recoverating from my surgery so I had lots of time on my hands. Today I is at teh work but just out of teh bloo I thinked of one moar so I postified it a lil while ago. But if u is saying “for teh love of CC stop, alreddy!” I will.
Mabye.
Ai iz nawt finking that! Ai luvs tehm, an teh moar teh bedder! Ai just haz a wrried abowt yur, uh, mentlol helfiness. yu gno, when yu start using it az replai in conbersayshun.
dis mai kine ob restrunt
waitur…ware iz mai drinksee?
con-cat-chew-nations, WB!
shall wii dine?
*straps on teh old feed bag*
ohai kitkay!
dis nawt bee sew phunny tu mee tudai. dis mornin ai wented owt tu fede da kittehs dat libe inna buildin en mai bakyard. nurmally dey fli owt da doar an boundeebouncee roun owtcide fur minuet dem kum bak an meow feedus, feedus, feedus….. dis moarnin too ob dems kinna stroled owt inna leeshurlie mannur an da thurd wun breeflee luked up from da kontainur ob dri noms dat dey had opined.
so kittehs gawt no gushifuds dis am – jus dere rawe milks
ai wuz recubberin frum an mygrain yesturdai an musta furgot tu snap da lid shutted.
Butt !! no kittehs sploded, Ai hopez?
Jumbo Buffet!
Our parrothead lurves his music.
Wait. Whut? (reeds bak over kommints, finks hard)
O! funnee wun!
Dis pickshur made me smilolos.
betchew cant eet just won!
congratz, KM!
**stumblols in wherein grazz skurt an cocomnut shell undergarment, wif lays arown neck an anklols** Teh conswurt nawt start yet? Wear’s my margreeta?
ifinkso you has alreddy had enuf!!
Here, has a nise bottlol of watter.
Ohai skwirrl! Yewz heer fur teh buffay? **putz grass skirt an cocumnut undergarment on skwirrl, handz hur a lay anna margreeta** Yu bring yur flip flawps?
“Flip flawps”? That’s not whut teh cococococnut unnergarmet is for?
No, no, dat iz fur the flawppy flips.
Wait, whut? Ur sayin’ that ur flawppy flips gots *fur*?
**czechs** Nope, jist fevvers heer. Purkee fevvers. **nods**
I meened to say TURKEE fevvers. No, datz nawt rite eever. Parrut fevvers. yep.
*faints*
*faints*
Snick!
‘scuse me? I can has doggie bag?
Noe, doan givs bag to LCB! An lok up ur shiny fings.
Yur goggie likes to be carried inna bag? Hoo yu iz, Parz Hiltun?
I no has a dog. But if I gets a doggie bag, I will has something to put teh dog I don’t have in it when I get one.
**tries to put hands on hed to stop the spinning** OK, heerz yur goggie bag. Can’ argyew wif dat lawjic. Can’t eben fawlow dat lawjic. **memburs lawjic class, faynts**
Wuzzat…Yogi?!
Bear? Cheezez twice, git inna car!
oar yule git a boo-boo.
“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
If onlee teh kitteh eetin teh pancakes wudda taken teh fork, mebbeh dere be less trollidge.
Goggie bag nawt come wif goggie inside? Hmph, iz a rip-off! A scam! A con-game! A fraud!
Comegrabyourelations, Anni!
Issa LCB minyun, hiding sum shinees, aifinkso.
Cheerflol iffishunt selb serbiss!
*d’beaker peeks in around the corner of the door*
what was up with that?
wowzer … ai just came on and looked at the kitteh pancake video frum earlyer today. troll city
.
now, ai certainly hope these peeple isn’t gonna eat that kibble after the kitteh has been putting his paws and his dusgusting tung on it. pleh pleh … oh wait, this is kitteh food …
{{{{{Fleep}}}}}}
Schmoooooz.
Datz tu halp removifying deh PLeh! frum deh trollz!!
Sum peeps nawt habs enny sens ob haha. Beesyeds, aifinkso a kitteh’s mouf habs less jerms tahn a hooman’s mouf probbley. Tath’s mai theery adn ai’m stikkin tu it.
Diffrint jerms, ennyway.
*shrug* If ai refyoosed tu eet ebreefing mai kittehs touch, lick, taste, stick nose oar paws in, whateber… ai wud be a hole lot finner tahn ai iz.
Oar pawsiblee starvdeded tu def. Wud nawt du wif 
strange* unfamilyar kitteh, but wif mai own, it nawt killded enny uv us yet!!!* Sum uv mai kittehs be kwite strange, reellee.
Aim glad am nawt onlely wun in dat boat.
Ai yellz Nooo!!, cuts off part,
or jus stares at glass uv liquid, closes eyes, an … drinks!
Am still alife.
oh da huge mannur tease
*williboi puts troll mask awn*
1. wut! due yu spekt da udder kittehs tu eet dat kontammy neighted fuds afber dis
2. ai cannut beleaf dese peeps leabs da fud onna floore – howe unsanity…unsant… nawt hijenik
3. ai kant emajine hao ennybuddie whose relli lubs dere kitteh cud leab da bag opin – dere iz prolly mausie n ratt pew innit
4. dis iz cleerly kitteh abbuse – babeh wil nom himselves entu obse…obsce…stream phatniss an DIE!!!!
*williboi remobes troll mask*
deed ai mis anyfink?
Datz purttee gud! Aifinkso yu mist abowt hao anyfing named CAT chow iz obveeuslee fud fur goggies.
Wif awl the corn an teh by-produkts in Cat Chow, nawt shur yu can cawl it fud ennyway. Pleh. Kittehs carnivores, nawt cornivores!
Uh, sowree, furgot maiself fur a sec there.
sokay! ai deed nawt adde enny katfudsnaub kaertroll cawmints cuz ai wares dat mask alla thyme ann wud nawt be ablol tu taik et awf
frie da graynes!!!… dey shud nawt be scarficed fur kittehfuds….
………….FRIE DA GRAYNES!!!….
iffin da mask fits……………
Awn teh uvver paw… it cobers teh basik daily stuffs an iz bedder tehn habing nuffing, speshullee when peeps nawt can afford gud stuffs. So… ai trai nawt tu yell bowt it tu much. But it kinda sneekd owt.
dis iz truenis. forechunitly da grane/biprawdukfrei fuds iz geddin moar poplar aifinks fredmeyer haz an cuplol brans nao.
an ani fuds beddur dan starvin kittehs
Absololootlee! Starving kittehs, du nawt want!!!
Grains an by-produkts be less spensive tehn reel stuffs. An sum be nawt bad. *shrug* Yu duz what yu can!!
ai wuz shawked wen ai pikedup da gient bag uv fud mai dad baught fur his kitteh frum *gasp* WALMART
ahem…wel SUM cheep fuds due dat…nawt dis pitikular wun….butt MOAST ob dems due haz badd stufs innit…. 
tole mai dad hauw dey putts awl sordid naztee stufs in cheep fud an stardid reedin da lablol…
hmmm….
Plz to put noms on plaet befoar eeting.
Awlso, plz to yuze noo plaet wif eech trip to buffay
And plz to keep ur hind feet off of teh buffay. kthxick
Pritty soon, kitteh will neddz playt tu carryin him awai to Over Eet Recobery Rum.
or eben worce 2 da V-E-T
And pleez to miniminimize teh distribution of floofy hayrs onto teh eeting surface and fuds, kthx.
And BTW, we has provided cellophane soots for kittehs to wayr when eeting frum teh boofay just for such porpoises, KThxAgainWeMeanIt.
Wear cellophane soots. EVERY nom. EVERY time.
All-you-can-eat buffet is already self-service.
Reellee? Ai can go in teh kitchin an halp self tu stuffs ryte frum bag oar boks oar whateber?
An tehy tolded me ai waz NAWT tu du taht an if ai nawt return tu mai seet immedjatelee ai wud be frowed owt!!! Hmmph.
Mai Tigger menny yeers ago used self-servus. Yup! He wud go to teh refrigerator an opin teh doar! Den he wud figger wut he wanted. Teh furstest tiem he did dis wuz a Fanksgibbing. Ai mayded a Terkee an Ai saw a lite in teh kitchen. Ai went owt dere an he had eeted WUN hole terkee leg! An he wuz werking awn getting moar! Wen he figgured hao to use teh refrigerator, Ai hadz to dukkytaype teh doar, Aifinkso!!
That’s wun smart Tigger!!! Did you check him for posublol fumbs?!!?
He yoosed his paws. Ai swares, he hadz posublol fumbs! Butt, he kept mum.
So whut yer sayin’ is that he helded ur mommeh hostage?
Dat too! He didz! Smart, smart kitteh!
Snicker! (duck taype!!)
Kitteh smart…mehbeh too smart. Inky duz dat so Ai gawta putt teh Krunchies inna popcorm can. Aifinkso!
My kittehs wil nox ober teh cans to try and pop tehm opin…and any bags of kibbl i don’t hied in teh kabnits get sliecded opin by poynty enz.
May previous kitteh monty would do that, so I had to put the fud inna tin (a lubleh splortatious sleepin tabbycat onnit – has to ware CHRG wdoi just to feed the kitteh..)…
With my presint kitteh I’ve forgotten to close the lid – he dussint even notice it’s opin… sumtymes I wonder a bit about his sense of smell!!
Mai kalico kitteh takes teh lid off teh litter pale wif her paws n pointy ends so she can use teh litter wif a freshness. Ai has to lock teh pale away or elts she waiks me up tugging teh nd pullin teh lid off teh pale!!
Wii haz a rackity coon hoo camed in froo da kitteh door adn got into da kabnit, got doan plass tic kintayner, treid to opun wif hims teef adn cudint sew hims treid to taek kintayner froo kitteh door!! Smartee kritter aifinkso.
Meh. Ifn’ he was smarterer, he would’ve bypassed teh kitchens and steeled ur wallet instead. Fits thru kitteh door easier, and he can buy all teh fuds he wants then.
*cheks wallet in pokkit an luks at lcb* Inky is too lazy to opin teh can butt Ai keeps an eye owt foar mai wallet an ifn he can yoose teh fone!
Ai agrees! Tehy are teh smart, tho. Mai huzbin gotup inna middel ob nite adn heerded kitteh door noyze, cheked adn seened 2 rackity coons trine to get froo door atta saym tiem. Him went ober adn opind door, tehy slolee shuffel owt, adn him notiss 2 moar inna cornur. Tehy burgle in paks nao?
LOL Mom and bebbehs, prollee… her showing tehm teh triks uv teh trayd.
Dey awlso knoes hao too luk so uvvers can gibs teh gud fuds!
Yah butt Sunny too lazy an wants meh to get it awl foar himz. It werks cuz den dey cant cawspire wif eech uvver!
Snicker.
Wun nite kamping wuz dreemin uv sumwun eeting the peenutbrittle. Woke me up, luked awt windo uv VW Bus.
Wuz bayre helping self tu teh Crisco before reetirin for teh winter.
Ai had sed, “Oh no, no bayrs here, awl asleep fur teh winter.” Ai dint no whut Ai wuz talkin about.
Sew we reepaked an movedified the bus. Hard tu sleep for a wile, tho.
if’n yoo don’ ryde da camel
yoo no can haz buffeh lunch!
Inky nawt ried da camel butt he duz ried mai walker! *snerk*
Owrs luv Seanya’s, tu!
Him haz teh BESTEST toys! Harris brace fur back make eggsalad climer fur small kittehs when nawt waring it, C-PAP masheen be endless sorce uv fassinayshun… LOL
Inky nawt liek mai neboolizer. It’s too noysee! Inky getz up awn teh walker an DEMANDS Ai gibs himz rieds!
{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}
Ohai, frenz!
Wayle, iz offishlol: Kitteh’s naym iz “Dini” (shoart foar Houdini). Hur even startin to anser to it a liddlo, I finkso!
Hur iz definitelee a likker-kitteh. Likliklik awn my armz, hanz an cheek. Mebbe I needed a baff?
Hur snugglold wif me a liddlol bit inna bed last nite. At wun poynt, hur wuz curled up awn my chest, purrin!
Aaaahhhh….lyfe be gettin bedder!
Awwww! *clappity clappity wif mai floofy paws* Dini iz a gud nayme! Mai Missy B wud gib bafs awn mai arm an it wud raw mai arm. She lubbed meh an ai lubbed her. Corn Grat Shoe layshuns foar Dini! Wooot! Wooot! She gawts a foreber hoem!
Ohh, daz so naice! SHe soo happee tu hab u az her hyoomin! Ai happee u haz her an she haz u! Concatchewlayshuns tu boffe of u!
Twu wurds:
Hoo! Ray!
Or Hoo? Ray?
Congrats Red!! She’s a byoot!
Fanks, PootyTat!
I haz weekniss foar floof an calikoes, so I gotted a floofy caliko!
{{{{{rhsb & dini}}}}}} So wunnermus!!
Yay fur rhsb!!! Nao yew kin hab yur oan pribit lubs wen u wanting adn kneeding tehm! *purr purr purr*
Oh yesh yesh yesh!
Hur has awsum purr-er an hur has even maded biskits awn me in seberal playses.
Rite now, I finkso hur nappin inna chayre, aftur taykin a baff.
Ruff lyf innit?
Dat be full of win and awesome, red! Dini is teh berry pritty name 4 teh berry pritty kitteh. If her is a likker-kitteh she laiks teh way u taste, aifinkso! Kittehs can haz teh way of makin lyfe bedder.
If she b makin biskits awn you, den it’s offishul, yer da mommeh!
Yu iz a kitteh charmer red!! Yes, yes, ifinkso yu are!! Hurray fur Dini an yu and yur happi new howse!!
Fanks, 3km.
Now ifn onlee my charmz wud werk awn teh menz…
Tehy will in der oan gud tiems…wen it be rite fur yew to has teh man (teh rilly gud man, DONUT settel fur less) he will come along
♥♥♥♥ Red
Sumtymes, da menz are over rated!
Iz few kittehs whu deecides dey don liek living wif U enny moar.
An dey don leeve menny dirty cloz lyin a roun, oar empty platz an drinksies.
Dey doan reely care hao U luks, an iz happeh tu be toyed wif.
Dey usually nawt buy teh Expensive toy — keep yr IIz awn fone, tho!
An, wunce fixed, teh stayz fixed!
Conga rats and cats own new bebbeh!
{{{{{Red & Dini}}}}}
ComeGrabYourCatHooTastesChins!
ComeGrabYourWhat?!??!?
Dis kitteh’s peeps bettur be watschin teh livin rum karpit for requited noms.
heerz teh burfday fairy, a liddle late agin today (seemz liek i haz been late a lot, my IRL sekrit identiy haz had much stuffs going on to deel wif lately) but not to late to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Altosinger, susanellis, catnipper, an debhil an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd a self-serve all-yoo-kan-eet cuppycake an iskreem buffay!! cuppiecaeks in evree flavr (i made shur teh nover-ending cuppie cake baker turned off properly dis time, but will turn on awtomaitikly if we needs more cuppiecaeks) an a iskreem sunnydae bar!! all yor favrit flavrs an toppings, az much az yoo wants!! also sparkly party punch an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder mood ringz an pens wif glo-in-teh-dark ink so yoo kan riting in teh dark!! kandee an speshul-edishun custum Dini stikkers taht luk just liek rhsb’s byootimus noo bebbeh!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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fankees BF – beddur lait dan nebbah
iz yur sekrit eye dentys kidlit feline beddur?
Ohai, burfday fairy! Thnx for teh nifty party stuffs! *Stiks elebenty Dini stikkers on teh stethoscope for prettih decorashums, adn helps self to cuppycakez wif iskreem* Just teh thingz for wrappin’ up teh work-day, aifinkso!
*turns awf teh lytes an draws pixors uv Dini in teh dark*
thankin U. U duz teh beautimous party deck orations, an teh party fabors. Verri generus an unshellfish uv U!!
Speshul edishun Dini stikkers! Dat are reel, reel speshul!!!! Wish wehr mai burffay……
Thank you, Burfdai Fairy! I needed that today. Did you know that IHOP has stopped making blintzes? And i went there ‘specially to have some…and there’s no place else in town that makes a decent blintz. Pfooey.
Too bad that’s some shitty food.
The language is unnecessary.
Research your cat food
i em in ur pakage steelin ur fudz
my cats all do this! its hilarious
my kitteh did dat once…..i picked up teh bag an teh food went all over da place..but he tore the center of teh bag..