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We wuz jus makin shur der was tousand sheetz Der iz Ur welcum
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We cowntid dem!
Congratz anni!
Thx mmm, u an carosue wuz in dere 2!
An miniinsmu
an carosue
an Q
An fur yur pleshur, teh Conga Ratz, in tehir costyooms maed ov tissue az Brides ar going to dans fur yoo!
It will bee a minuet, becuz tehy cant moove verree fast.
O hao byootimus tehy are in thyre bridel reegailya
awwwwwww- luk at dose delikat vails, adn teh teenytiny bookays dey are clutchin….
*swaize in tyme wiv rats to teh beet of teh minuet*
dose pur rats, can harly move! Surly just teh veils wud be enuff? Unless you has an objection to rats wearing onli rat fur?
Oh noe!! They ar verree prittee in teir gleeming rat fur!
But teh minuet iz a statelee dans awn purrrpuss, becuz teh costyooms ar hevvee, an awlso to show ov teh byootee ov teh clothing.
An tehy ar purrrfeshional dansers!!! They LAIK waring teh prittey costyooms!!
*tosses rice*
An suddenlee awl dizzy pline is lawst az teh 12 RatteeBrydes nom teh rice!!
Butt onlee 999!
At teh end – no spare skware!
yu can still use it!
Az indeed – ai’m shure menee ov us hav dun!!
Quality control kittehs – controlling quality!
terrify tissue?
dish be a nold joak. get it? no? oh, nebbermind…
*ponders nold joak rePURRRRTtory*
Ummmm – nope???
i bet maus would know…
hint: is from a moovie…
Ai’m SHUR maus wud noe!
Ai doo miss him. Hoep he comz bak sumday.
duz it be bedder if i lablol it a classic?
carygrant.net/wavs/monkey/monkJoke.wav
LOL!! Ai nebber HERD that befoar. Hao sweet!
Terrify tissue???
noes, i don’t midn. go right ahead!
wii iz moovin awn tew dekkohrayte teh trees neggst!
y halo thar
Fur mai reeward, ai wud liek elebenty cheezburgers.
kthxbai
an we ar gonna maek us sum bridal gownz!1
Blak kitteh on left: Hey, I has a fatal kase of statik kling! Halp! I can has Statik Gard?
Pore littlol Nerd Kitteh cannot leeve teh bafroom!!
Blak kitteh: Yor toylit papur. It tormintz meh.
Quality control kittehs are controlling quality and quantity
helpful kittehs are WAI mor helpful than kittehs usually is!
We’re in yor Internetz, cownting yor toylit papurs. Wun, too, free, elebenty – yep! Theyr awl here!
Pleez tu buy two-plie neggst tyme.
Ai gus ai ben vebi luki *knocks on wood* cuz mai mani, mani, mani kittehs ober de yeorz has knot eber does dis torlet pepper unwoundin. Vebi luki, indeedie!
Donut speek too soon…..
i nawt can has dat terlet pepper on teh rolr fingy becuz if it on der, teh kittehz unwyndn it awl. so it go on teh shelf, n den mabe i can has pepper wen i needz it… unles dat arthur kitn fynd it. if he duz he nok it on flor n kikkikkik n bytbytbyt til it al in litl peeses. den he leev it n go orf on noo advenchur.
*tries tu ignoar teh kuntree sawng playing in teh bakgrownd fretening tu becum an eerwurm*
Ohai ebrywun!
Ai wuz tudai agin shown dat hoomins kin b teh kind adn teh win!
Ai wurk inna vetshop adn wii hazza speshul promoshun awn wun of teh leeding kitteh adn goggeh fudz ware peeplol kin bring an empty bag uf soopirmarkit kitteh fud adn wii gib dem a smawl bag uf owr kitteh fud fur free. So…
Tudai 2 luvalee laydeez caem in adn gabe a ammost full 2kg bag uf kitteh fud tu eggstaindge fur teh smawl bag uf fud, adn toal mii dat wii kin gib teh kibblol tu teh animlol shelter dat wii support! Iz nawt a lawt, but ebry littlol bit cowntz, aifinkso!
Ohai, B. Ther be GUD peeps in teh whirld, Ifinkso! Every nom kownts! Takin kayr of teh kittehs, FTW! Ther be anuther star in theyr krown, ifinkso. As I always sez . . .
He hoo sayvs wun kitteh, sayves teh whirld entire. (with lolpologies to teh Talmud for mah re-interpretation)
adn you can get daily emials to merind you. is edumacational , delicious and nootrishus!
yippee fur gud peeples. speeking of helping out, if all of the Cheezpeeps could pleeze to go to teh Freekibble dot com it wud bee sush a gud, gud ting. eet iz a site that you go to and click on a trivia question (one fur goggies and one fur kittehs) and when you answer the trivia question, 10 pieces of kibble gets donated to shelters. eet donuts matter eef ew answer right or wrong, teh kibble is still donated. Beary, beary kewl site. pleeze to visit, pleeze help to end kitteh and goggie hungrees. fankee fur ur tiem
*runsawaitoclikwivakwikness*
Hadda looksie at teh site. Iz defity teh WIN!! Fankz fur tellin us palinsc!
i goez tehr evree day! also teh animal rescue site to clik-an-feed. an wen i needs a little gifty fing for sumwun hoo i don’t kno wut to get tehm, tehy haz neet stuff at the animal rescue site store, an eech purchase payz for fud for shelter aminlols!
Lurv teh animolol resQ site!! Win u clickee on it, u getz teh litruC site adn teh bress can sir site adn teh feed teh kidz site adn adn adn……u kin clikclikclik on awl ub tehm adn help bunches ub peeps adn animolols.
Ohai B ~ Ai awlmoast dint recognize yoo.
Where did yur “Flooofee” go???
Lol! Ohai JCH4K!
Iz spring heer nao. Tym tu shed teh floof tu maek reddy fur teh summa!
yesh, teh freekibble site bee ful uv win, ai goes dere ebree dai an answurs teh tew kwestions.
an izza guud fing ai doan haz tew git teh ansur rite fer teh donayshun tew git maid, ai uzulee git dem rong
can u gibs us teh linky tew site? we can does dis eezee everday aifinkso for teh kittehs. kthnx
glad tew
clikkee heer pleez
p.s. u can onlee ansur onct per dai, ai tride tew sneek in an ansur agin fur anuvver donashun wen ai furst startid goin dere but it duzznt wurk moar dan onct a dai.
ai noe dat heer lokullee, u can gibs fud, bowth hooman an kitteh, tew teh fud panntree (hooman) an tehy gibs it tew teh peepz hoo needz hooman an animolol fuds foar dere kittehs an goggies (an dere famblees). Izza gud fing, aifinkso!
* flips thru Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents Plannur *
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hmm… lemme sea heer… yesh yesh… Oktobrrr… teh 5rd… uh huh… 6am Cheezthyme… uh huh…
* rites “need LAWTS ob shinee” *
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Ah hah… yesh, teh 13nd Oktobrrr…
* rites “whutebber skwirrlgrrl wus talking abowt” *
6am??? Noon EST??? Izza Moonday!!!
Yoo need shinee moons??
An – PS – Wo0t!!!! Ai got mai noo bike yesterday!!!
duz it go fastfastfastfastfast *rok* *crashkrinklolskreek*
Yoo bot a HARLEY!!?????
to cweenMJ – it duz go fast enuf fur mee! It haz 21 geers!! An iz a prittee silbur wif blak trim. Itz a “Trek.” If ai go fast enuf, cud bee a Star Trek??
to gremlin. NOe – ai lerned THAT lessin menee yeers ago – wehn a had to dump wun – OAR run into a brik wall!!!
Wuz teh end ov mai ambishuns!!
Nao ai just go under JanetPower!!
K then. Sumhao, I wuz pikshoring Janet on a Harley with 4 kittehs hangin on for deer lyfe! Wuz a phunneh pikshor. Motorcycle-mama-J4K!
*gigglol* Ai just want to live, tahtz awl!!
But – just so ebreewun noes, it iz Guinness Piggeh hisself, wif Ambercat, hoo inspyired mee to do this! Ai’ve bin wanting to do it fur a long taim, becuz ai used to luv bicycle riding an did it fur menee yeers!
An ai tuk hiz gud advice – an gotted az expensive a wun az ai cud afford – becuz hee sed – ‘DO NOT GET A CHEEP BIKE!! YOO WILL NEBBER BE HAPPEE WIF IT!”
So mine iz kwite gud – an az ai dont think ai will ebbe be entering ene rayces, ai hoep gud enuf fur fun riding!!
ooo a gnu byke!!! whut kynd deed yu get???
A “Trek”
Do yoo know it?? Itz a “comfee” bike – wif wide tyres – so itz street AN eezee trayle werthy. Teh seet AN teh frunt wheel hav . . . .arrrrrgh!!! Fur sum reeson – it sounds so silleh – ai awlwaiz furget waht it iz in Ingerlish an can awnlee think ov teh jerman – Stossdaempfer!!
So itz not so bumpee!! An a bell, an a lite, an a reer lite that goes blinkee blinkee.
An iz a matt silbur! an a “comfee’ seet. Ai traied it an a fyoo otters out fur sebral daiz running befoar ai thot this wun fit mee best. 16″
Sospenshun! Soes yu donut get tehy bones shayken adn teh teef loosened as yu ride
*whispers* Aifink dat is shokk abzoburz
Ah yesh… ai roded a Trek whut a borrowed wen ai wus awn loliday in teh mowntens… * shrug * ai lieks Specialized bedderrer but but but eesh tu dere own!
psst… is cawled suspension in Ingerlish!
LOL!!! a 16″ bike! An GP can eggspayne that best!! Itz got to doo wif teh hite ov teh bike!
Taht wuz spozed to be an anser to cweenmj.
Ar littlol town iz lukky to hav WUN gud bike shop!!
Waht iz “Specialized??”
An ai mist yoo! Ai wish yoo cudda bin there to tell me waht to do!
{{{Janet}}} Is juss a diffrunt maek ob byke… anotter Merican brand, a beet less common tahn Trek
Stossdaempfer = a shockabsorber?
and a 16″ seet???
*peekz ober GPz sholder*
Wussup, Piggeh???
* hydes eggstrabagunt plans wibakwikness *
huh? whut? umm… notting…
* holds up bebbeh skwirrl *
ooooo. baybay skwirrl!!
*takez baybay*
Fankeez!!!
now i needz tu find skwrrl milk…. LEEEZA!!!!
but i don’t wanting deh baybay tu starving!
waddlol i due???
hmm… yu hassa poynt dere… * lukks arownd * ai donut taht no gud, cyoobiclol inbayding skwirrl aneewares…
Ahem! Aneewon wanting tu feed teh bebbeh skwirrl??? Aneewon???
*stops at Pet Store, buys skwirrl-milk; warms it up in mikrowave; tests it on paw*
OK, yor gud to go!
*hands teh cween a bottlol filld with nutrishus, delishus, warm (but not TOO warm) skwirrl milk*
Fankeez!!!
*feedz baybay skwrrrrll
Ummm….. How duz u burp a baybay skwrrrrl?
Whayr iz dat skwrrll gurl>>>
LEEEZA!!!
ew…ew..EW!!!
I needz baybay skwirrl dieperz!!
*putz baybay down adn goez tu change clothez*
Did yoo put taht baybee down in a propurr babyee bed??? So it wont get hurt -awl fawl – oar. . . .???
*rides noo bike to stoar – bais sum baybee skirwwwl dieperz*
*rides bak to cheezland*
Puff puff puff! Heer yoo ar – teh skwirrl dieperz!! Ai rode az fast az a cud!!
Yu izza troo heerow, Janet.
Fankeez fur deh die purrz.
now wair did dat baybay git tu?
*lukz rownd* OMCC!!!! Fingz is strewd awl over deh plaic!! Dhe kawffee kupz iz nokkinged ober and ther kurtinz iz hanging in shredz adn deh tray taybull iz fawllinged down…..
stawp teeszin! I haf no patients! halp, I knead a antiangz, antiankzi, a donut wurry no moar medisins.
* lukks askanse * umm… yu has no payshunts? is yu a doktor?
no, butt (!) aifinkso ewe mite knead won if ewe keeps teeszin us…… hedbob…. runsawaiwifakwikness .
* ordurs extry sekuritee *
yur jus changin teh subjict. STN
* nod nod *
* starts maeking guess list *
I guess Mt. Mick Kinley
Wut duz i win if i guessing rite???
yu wins a fabyoolus nite owt wib… MICK!
Kin I trading him fur a YNG??
* flips thru rool bukk * err… no. Sry.
Wot happnd to yur patients – yu didn’t killem off did yu?
day wur shinee – axe LCB…hur mite no.
Ok piggeh pleez tell us, yu bein berri osk.. obsqu…obsk… uncleer in yur eggspanashuns
whut? moi? * innocent lukk *
dere is notting happening awn taht dai, nuh uh, no wais…
* ordurs lawts ob YNFs as wayturs *
Yung nekkid felines?
* slow, sad hedshayke * NO! Ob corse nawt!!!
* wunners ware tu set up teh stayge *
Gib us a cloo, juss won cloo… oar too oar free…..
* sets up parking spot fur fyre enjins *
YAY fyremenz
Firemenz?
**wunnerz if she’s on teh guess lisst**
***goes to store for pork skratchins, Guiness, wrappen papur an boze**
* yur offuring, eet pleezes meh *
* nod nod *
Troo storee – mai fren lykes to dip hawt chokklit chip cukkies in guiness instead ov milk.
ooo cookies!!!
* tryes tu compose self *
* fayls miserublee *
* dybes hed nawt sekkund intu pyle ob cookies *
OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
UUURRRPPP!!! ‘scuse me…
Piggeh! Ware r ur mannurs??
*raizez pinkie feengurs inna hoity-toity fashun*
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
“mannurs” yu sai…??? * blank lukk *
Wair iz Lady MondeGren??
Shii iz spozed tu making shur dat awl deh Cheezpeepz iz awlwayz grashus and polite and well mannurred.
NOM NOM NOM NOM
*luuks up, compleetlee cuvvered in crums eggsept fer teh pinkies*
Hay, ai had mai pinkies raized, dats bowt as sophistikated az ai git!
hmm, wayting for hyoomayn sosiety to call me bakk (mite not be for a wile) seed a pikshur ob a kitteh hoo kind ob luks liek shiro on tehr fownd pets site, called an leeved a messij. dis iz thrud time i seed pikshur ob fownd kiteeh liek him, ovver two wuz at cownty shelter, wun wuz 3-munf-old kitten, wun wuz fownd at a howse wif a female kitteh an tehms pikshures wuz goned a fyoo howrs later – must hab been pikked up. keep luking an hoping, putted up more posters yesterday. finkso now i will go replace wun taht blowed down.
*sigh* haz been a time, my yunger boi had teh oinky floo (iz fully recobered now), wenzday morning we putted owr older boi on a ayrplane to go do mishun wurk for two yeers, will not see him teh hole time an its sinking in taht two yeerz iz a very long time, an along wif all taht my sweet shiro-kitteh haz runned away. fank CC for teh kindness of teh cheezfrenz an teh laffs heer. also two nise liddle old ladies on owr street haz called to aks if we fownd owr kitteh yet an say tehy are keeping a eye owt for him.
O lunarmommy yu are habbin a ruff tiem. Hope Shiro-kitteh turns up soon, nebber gib up hopin, mai kitteh came hoem after fore munfs awai!
{{{lunarmommy}}} yu is a grate mommeh adn kitteh mommeh, aifinkso
Furgottid teh hugs
{{{{{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{LM}}}}}
sum daze iz tuffer dan uzzerz. take deep breff and reed sum lolz!!!
Schmoooooz.
{{lunarmommy and her kitteh and her fambly}}
{{teh older ladies watching for teh kitteh}}
I send BEEMS of brite white LITE to halp lite teh path for yor kitteh to fynd its way hoem. Yesh, I duz that, and I sez a prayer on kitteh’s behalf.
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}} Keep teh gud fawts, an ai weel tu, an ai siayz praayuurs fur kitteh and bois.
{{{{{{lunarmommy an shiro an famblee}}}}}}
fank yoo, evreewun. i iz teh ober protektib, an wurrying abowt my kids an my kitteh all at teh same time iz teh very stressful.
Ai be finkin, if yu nawt want wurrees pleez to nawt be habbin kids an kittehs, adn goggies, adn hawses, adn pinny gigs, adn huzbins, adn….
noes, taht wud nawt be a happee lyfe!!!!!
Iz hahrd tu be annibuddyz mom. But shiro an yur boi can haz advenchurez an tehn come hoem.
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}
Mai posssum kitteh waz gowne fer sixx weakz an cum hom sew ai hopz dis shweet kitten uf ewerz hurri up an mek his mommaz eyes budder! {{{{{{{LM}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{Shiro-babeh}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{LM’s boy}}}}}}}}}
herd bakk from teh hyoomayn sosiety, taht kitteh iznt shiro, iz 8-munf-old not-tooterd male. shiro iz 4-yeer-old tooterd male. tho sumtimes ifinkso him forgets him iz tooterd, him goze adbenturing owt like a big ol’ tuff tomcat.
it keeps my spirits up to heer abowt all teh kittehs hoo wuz goned for a long time an comes home. fank yoo evreewun for yor kindness an support.
Ohai frendz! *swiches lolspeek awf fer a minnit*
Got a smidge of good news last night at work, the reorganization/layoffs are not cancelled but it is postponed for now, until the end of October. They will not make any promises or even predictions for after that. I can’t get my hopes up, have to assume that I will be laid off at that time, but well, better six weeks from now than two weeks from now. Every little bit helps and I am glad for the extra time.
*lolspeek awn*
Fank u awl sew mush fer bein supportif an lissnin tew mew wine an fer ur guud wishis an beems. It meenz sew mush tew meh! *Shmoos tew awl cheezpeeps*
Shmoo rite bak atcha, BF473! A reprieve sownds lyke gud gnus. And I sendinged continued beams for “no bad gnus” for yoo in October!
that iz gud nooz bf473! mebbee yoo will be lukky, mebbee fings for yor wurkplace will be luking better by then. in teh meentime, save up teh munnies an start sniffing arownd for a noo job. eben if yoo gets layd off, yoo haz more time to prepare.
YAY fur dis gud gnus! Ai hazza happee fur yu! Jist fur yu, ai will du the ‘happee parrut danse’ yu rite-id fur me: *bob hed, pek cuttlebone, kik birdie fut in ayre, shaik tailfedders, jazz talons*
{{{{{BF473}}}}}
ai jus luv teh jazz talons!
Fankee awl {{{frends}}}
Iz teh crazee haow dis wuz dun tho, kinda krewel reely, iz onlee tew daiz syns dey telling uz uv teh layoffs an frowing ebreewun inno a pannik. Duz wii haz orginizashun an aneewun whoo knos wat iz goin awn? Noe wii duz nawt.
*Dis b sownding berry familyer ….. haz a suspishus*
Duz u werk fur deh gummint??
{{{{BF}}}} hopez fur moar gud nooz in Ahhktoeber!
Maibee dis eekonomi wil bee budder an nowun wil haffa loos anudder yob. Dis iz way ai hopz itt happunz. Thinkin uf ewe {{{{{BF473}}}}}
dat’s gud noos, adn gibs yu eggstra taim to sort fings owt – will keep hopin fings pik up by Awktoba
{{{{{bluesfan}}}}}}
Tahts gude noose, BF! Mebbe iz beddur just tu taek it az it comez and not luuks tu far a head.
At lezt yu can enjoi ur weak and!
this wuz wun adoorble pikshur of crazee smart cowntin kittehs! thnx fer teh laff!
da kitteh on da rites looks like mai impish, but vvery charming tom :3