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wif rasbree jam?
oar maplol syrup?!!
oar lemmingjuce adn shugah !! * Congaz Nenne !!
*
thanks – oar nutellah!
oar chestnut puree!!
hmm – ai has a hongree…
Yu mussed be betta, tehn?
yes – not so much fever anymore!
I’ll be back at wurk on mundayn… is ok though!
dat’s gud news bout teh feber, nawt so gud bout teh goin bak to wurk
oh – it’s ok! it’s a gud fing when one akshulleh misses wurk issunt it?!?
on the otter hand – I’ve just been tech-support for my dad – hims puter isn’t playing nice – but, it’s 7,5 years old – so I’ve diagnosed it as a grumpy old man…
anywun hurd of http 403 forbidden-messijies?!?
/lolspeak off
There’s a whole lot on the web about the technical causes for 403 (site found but permission denied) but it could be due to his Internet Settings for certificates used for encrypted connections, eg https for net banking.
Make sure you note any settings before changing them. In XP it’s in Control Panel/Internet Options/Content/Certificates/Advanced Settings. See if Client Authentication is turned off and Server Authentication turned on. You could also try experimenting with different browsers, such as Opera, Firefox, Chrome and Internet Explorer. Clearing cookies and temp internet files is always a good way to start
/Lolspeak on
Hab a choklint cukkee !!
*runs in adn grabs a cukkee*
pancaeks adn cukkees, mai balanced diet let me show yu it
:-;
Ai admirz sumwun wit a ballansed fud lik dat! *wanders off to see where the cookies are*
A balanst dyut iz a glass uv beer in eech han!
A titeroap walkah stawpin furr lawnch ….
oar grand marnier
oar appel cider jam from normandee (wif wippy creme)
oar masht banananana adn grownd hayzelnutz
mmm sneelly lonchtime aifinkso
Ohai minimimsmum !!
Hao be Yoonittid Nayshunz adn yu?
ooh – I think she did a drive by agin…
Have a lovleh day at wurk MMM!!!
Wuz she in a wite lan robur? O, taht wuz hur !!
Shi on a cheezburga mishon tu wurld peece !!
Hmm nawt so bizzi nao so ai can drop in adn say hi from tiem to tiem – yay
Heer, hab a pancaek !! Doan mind teh dampniss !!
O thnx PB – a pancaek furr whirld peas!
*nomnomnomnomnomnoms teh pancaek*
delishus and nootrishus (butt a bit damp!)
Wurld Peec and Pancaeks
Yum !!
DO WANT NOW!!!
Them luk sooooooo gud ai almosh druuled!
* Hans op_sM a serviette *
Lemmingjuice? Pleh!
needs moar bunneh underneaf
yoo noew da bunneh beegseekrit!!!!
oo noeh bunneh penkeksekrits!
Conga Rats awn ur soul-o nawt sekkund, Nennepus!
Drinks adn sordid pastries awl rownd!
purrfekt! Fankies B!!!
nomnomnomnom – sipsipsipsipsipsip!
*whispurrs – that burger I sentid you made mee hongree tu….*
Wif tooona juice!
mai mapul syrip iz bezt
congarats nenne!!
Ohai krelm! Hao’s u laytlee?
allz well!
Thanks!
Was very lonelee there for whyle
*drags inn the craype van she borrowed froam a man in Paris*
*drags inn the man she borrowed wif the van*
He’ll mayke anny craype u desire!
Wun wiht Vegemite, plzthx !!
here, yoo can haz my share, vegemite pleh!
Vegemite?!? uhm…
Not my very best either…
Last yeer, mai nayburs’ church had a speshlol dinnur dat ai halped wif, an teh dizzurt wuz creem-filt craypes. Wun ob teh dinnur gests, a beriberi nies man wif a beriberi thik aksent, askt mii ‘Did you make these crepes?’ Xsept, wif teh thik aksent, teh kweschin caem owt as ‘Dijoo mek dis crap??’ Ai stammerd ‘O noes, teh sheff did it!’ (witch wuz teh rite anser eever way) bfoar ai reelysd teh nies man wuz cawmpliminting teh fuds. Wen ai towld dis tu teh sheff (hoo is awlso teh ministur ob teh church) hii gots a fitt ob teh gigglols dat went awn foar aegis an aegis.
Nao, wennevvur teh church cayturing teem kuks enneefing, is tradishunul foar sumwun, soonur oar laytur, tu asks ‘Dijoo mek dis crap??’, an teh ministur gets teh gigglols agin.
ROFL!
that is too funneh!
glab et wuz ur NEYBERRS chuch, nob URS, cuss ai liek u says heer alluh tiem! (u FONNY!) Mees nose chuch peepels kienduh HINKS fonny nop jest giggols wen cookn craps. fonny fonny fonny!
Needs budder. Lots and lots of budders.
budders good wif penkakes and budder bedder good wif lobstrs too rite!
mebbe weems go out for eat us?. i gots gip crteffect for big demster behin intrnashunul mouse an penkakes!!!
Pancaek stanz no chans aginst kitteh’s ruff tung!
Ach! The lack of hygene makes me cringe. I just hope I never have to eat a meal at that house *shudders*
I gess a kiss on teh lips from a kitteh is owt of teh kwestion den, rite?
MOL!!!
or my house… (or most peeps houses on here, weez all pretty tall-o-runt of teh kittehs) an goggies an hamstees an pinny gigs an
trollscake?oh yesh pleees… ai wuds liek 2 habs sum caek… ai jes gotted humgree watchin dis bideoh… yumm… pancaeks… *wanners awf 2 da breakroom 2 gits soem caek*
Not really, we have a cat but she is cautioned not to touch food… and doesn’t. Ditto Lucy, the snake. I thought everyone with cats did that. Kiss on the lips from a cat?
Ugh! Toxoplasmosis, psittacosis and ringworm. I hope you’re not pregnant because otherwise your baby might be born with congenital defects. Sorry to be an arse.
ohnoes!!!!
da troll haz polojized fur hims behabyur…………
dis be beriberri bad sign…………
r fiches n goggies fallin frum skye?
dyd teh innertubes imploode?
…..HALP!!!!….
*williboi peas inna flannik*
Um… psittacosis is birds, virtually every cat and most humans have been exposed to toxoplasmosis already and cats only shed toxoplasmosis for a very few days once in their entire life, and if your cat has ringworm I suggest you get to the vet.
And yes, you are being an arse, and I question how sorry you are. Along with how informed.
Oh, bite me, you twit.
Me, too. I’m all for kittehs habin a playte ov pancaykes if dey wants, but nawt in da middul ob my table and droolin kitteh slobber awl ober MAH pancaykes (cuz kittehs DO slobber, speshully when day is nomming sumting dey lubs).
Pleh. Do not want.
O.o I suggest you get your vet to check your cat’s dental health if they “slobber.”
um.. aer yu awl tinkin dey is gunna eets dem after? It duzzn’t sho dat so haow yu kno dey didns trow dem owt abter???
Yu trollz iz weeird
ciidre, maipul sirop, pannkek, and smuuch.♪　
doess any kittehs out dere in m-puterwerld like kent-a-lope? em feelink so lonlyy wif dis like wut i hems
Mennee ob mai kittehs has lubbed can’t-elopes. Mai kitteh Robin yoost tu bees sew lubbing it dat, ifn ai brot enneefing eeben lukking liek it mite bees teh can’t-elope intu teh howse, liek a ternip oar a beeg graypfroot, ai had tu howld it foar him tu inspekt sew hii wud kwit bovvering mii foar sum. Rite nao, ai has tu kittehs wat lubs it, an tu kittehs hoo tinks ais trine tu poysin dem wif it.
St. Francis medal on the kitteh?
Sumbuddy luvs their kitteh.
u noes teh ownerz r goin to nomz doz pancaekz
Ware teh sossige an maypl surupz?
Netx tiem, i can has bananana pancaeks, wif choklit hazelnut spredz?
Thx.
Not a bit funny… i love cats but… it`s just what you`d have expected a cat to do.
PS:I hope she`d throw those pancakes away after making that video, that`s disgusting, but you never now, right?…
When I was kid, we had a cat who would eat pancakes. It started with him begging at the table, and Mom tore off a piece to ’show him there’s nothing up here that he wants to eat’. Well, he did indeed want the pancakes, even though he’d already had catfood. After that, he’d eat at least one pancake, sometimes two, every time we had them. But at least we were kind enough to break them into pieces so he could nom them easily. AND he ate on the floor.
Never gotten sick yet from my cats stealing my food.
Neither have the cats. And it’s been a loooong time I’ve been finding it more funny than horrifying when my cats act like brats…
Disgusting is all relevant. I consider pulling toxic smoke deliberately into one’s lungs disgusting, but I don’t go around saying that to every smoker I meet.
Wow, you let your cat eat a pancake… that’s so hilarious. Moron.
Why are American pancakes so TINY and thick? That’s how real pancakes look like: http://images.google.com/images?q=cr%C3%AApe
now i’m awl hungry!
Your link is to crepes (probably spelled wrong) these are pancakes, 2 totally different things.
MANY cultures around the world have a bread cooked on a griddle. Crepes, pancakes, tortillas (from Mexico, not Spain), naan…they’re all different, and no less “real” than any other.
Cultural fail.
49 years later, Fluffy finished the stack.
Wow, what’s with all the trolls this morning? Peeps musta gotten up on the wrong side of the bed…
Epic NOM if I ever saw one!
U noyin liddle kitteh! Gets awf mai pannykays! NAOW!
what a waste of food!
there are hungry people in this country and all over the world and yet you feed pancakes to a cat
Butt teh Poast Owffis wuddint let mii mayl dem tu ‘Hongree Peepuls Ebreewares’ cos ai didunt has teh rite Poastal Coed, an enneewae teh stammp kept fawling awf.
An wye ar YU waysting tiem awn dis site, wen yu kud bees gibbing blud oar downayting a kiddnee oar wurking awn Whirrld Peas oar kyooring dizeezis oar awlmoast enneefing els dat wud inbolb yu beeing sumware uvver dan heer??
Anom! Lets all go to the brake room, Lets all go to the brake room, Lets all go to the brake room, and have ourselves some pancaeks!
yoo gotz gud beeg brane! mees liek yoo!
Wye, fank yew, halfpoe! Pls tu joyn us in teh brakeruum foar sum pancaeks/craypes/flapjaks/griddulcaeks/wutebbur, survd ennee wae yu liek dem!
yoo to kiend! ai wud LUFFto join yoo buts ai don liek enny dose tings. ai onle liek hotkaeks.
o- lieks bunnees too (spechallee wem dem creespie)
Oar wen bunnees havs a penkeke onere hedds!!
hahhahhah get it?
Ken i stell kem onna brakes (ai dunno wear braeks is onna werld kontanent is) stil wif yoo gize eeten? EEven wif dookey says i sez? i jest triing too fitt in wichda krowed.
Ai kedd breng moer kitteh fud.? liek hesh browwns!!!
So, you want me to ship my pancakes to the starving children in China, then?
Sure but I don’t think they’ll be any good by the time they get there…
Ai sory bit ai finks u gotz no shaem! Teh kittehs ROOL!
Whould u lik sum mhaple syrup oh thet? or meybe sum chclate srpead?
Easy as eatin’ pancakes.
Franky, that’s disgusting and unsanitary. Why would you let your cat eat off your plate and sit on your dining table. Most of the time those paws are digging around a litter box. *Barf*
If a cat spends most of its time in the litter box, said cat needs to see a vet. That’s rather like saying you spend most of your time in the bathroom… which I hope you don’t.
yoo gots gud beeg brayn to. mes liek dat!
My family lets their kids eat off the table. Any idea where those hands have been? Ew.
Oh, that’s why my pancakes tasted like cat food!
hmm, i thot teh trols on dis wun wuld be saying “OMG teh hugh manitee!! yoo shuld neber letting yor kitteh eet teh pancaeks becawz teh pancaeks is teh bad for kittehs an tehy will be poyzind an ded ob teh mal nootrishun an lakk ob taurine!! dis iz kitteh abyoose!!” but insted i see it iz teh trols hoo fink kittehs are pleh an disgusting.
how duz yoo kno taht stakk ob pancaeks wuznt made SPESHULLY for teh kitteh? huh? HUH?!?!
*goze off to alert teh burfday fairy to teh fresh joosy batch ob trols heer*
Who nu dat teh trols is so hijenic? I alwais thot tehy libbed uner teh brijes. Dey must ob woked up on teh wrung sied ob teh brij dis mornink, aifinkso.
(now if it showd a persun eeting teh same pancakes taht teh kitteh chood on, taht wuld be kinda gross. but mebbee, JUST MEBBEE, after tehy made teh funny video tehy frowed away teh top three pancaeks, mebbee aslo teh forf just to be shur. trolz seem to fink taht teh pikshur/video tells teh hole story.)
Doan worry trolz!
Ai’ll protekt yew frum doze meen ol’ nastee jermz.
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Troll inna BubLOL
dam NC – yew iz gud! aplolsause!!!!
Nawt az gud az yew mite fink.
Unless yew iz talkin’ ’bout my cut-n-paste skillz.
I wuld liek tew take dis awportunity to gib credit to Joan Stark, who I
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wowza11! ai hadd noe idear dere wuz such fings az dis… awl dem motiekahns…………aiz oberwhelmud..
ohnoes! mai kitteh iz skwishied
that is just repulsive to let your cat on the table and eat the food that this person will most likely be eating. Dont get me wrong I love cats as much as the next guy but they do not belong on tables or eating off of your plate. YUCK!
cuz OMCC you can’t wash does tings, teh kitteh kootiez will be awn dere FUREBER
Doez trolls habs eny brayn cells??
Nope.
Nao, teh trowlz b brayn ded. Alzo gotz nao cens ub humur. Alzo finks dey got teh OCD coz dey so skeerd ob gurmz. Dey piterful! Of dey medz mebbe??
Beefoar we pits dem STOOPID brayn-deds onna gurnnie of def (to-ward all stenleess steele playse es RILLYrilly coald):ken we try gets em eat dere meddulcaeshims? For too give em eh chans? For sum daze? DEN, eff ems den ak all funee ehgen, we’m NOE we’ms reaks sum pitteh wile reaksin havek,? DEN ketnip and moer meddakayshuns down froets? theh not feewl lit ! (theh dumdums!plups theh arredy onna IFFY rung of teh glassgow skele.!) K?
Wai no reppliis? nobewunns unnastan dat? AELL teh poynts spesshly teh glassgow skele? k?
Exactly, thanks…
The trolls are the only ones with any sense on this site. My first thought was, “Oh my gosh, the cat’s on the table!”, followed closely by “surely these idiots aren’t going to be eating AFTER the cat, right? Right?”. Let’s remember where cats like to lick and where their paws have been. Jeez, I’m surprised I have to tell you these things.
um ya yu wud tink trolls habs sense… eder dat or yu iz putin awn hazmat suit befur yu pets yur kitteh….
Ai kwote “Let’s remember where cats like to lick and where their paws have been.”
duz yur kitteh sits awn yur laps? yu sur dats gud idea… yu mite gets kitteh koootiez Oh Teh Huge Manatee!
ai hev no aideeuh wut yoor tokkeen uhbowt … so heers a bunneh wif a penkake ommitz hedd.
ennybuddy RILLY noew wut ai meens bi dat?
And this is why the Tuna flavored pancake batter test market was a failure.
Obligate carnivore NOT!
obligate carnivore wif side dishes
Om nom nom needs bits to grab it bedder bai. Has a flats.
Kitteh can has a pancaek! Ai finks ai pass awn dem dough
I’m also impressed by the regularity of pancake size!
An heer I tawt dis wud be da photoLOL at teh ends:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/27/cant-find-mah-breakfast/
Why is everyone who points out that it’s unhygenic to eat off the same plate as a cat immediately labelled a troll? That’s just a fact, not an insult to cats. Sharing a plate with a human who licked the food all over and didn’t wash their hands after using the bathroom would be just as gross.
**wonders if phyre will keep NC posted when he/she figures out that the world is full of “gross” sublunary things that evoke spiritual emotions in people and invoke strange behaviors that belie their corporeal nature, and that humans are uniquely equipped to deal with (and appreciate) that paradox**
Alas, probably not. **still yet…has an intrigued**
Yes, I’ve read about the “Hitler’s sweater” study too. We’re talking about actual, corporeal germs here, though. I don’t need “spiritual emotions” to tell me it’s a bad idea to swap spit with a creature that licks its own anus.
Izu is dumdum?
u tink hoomins isints got dere OEN penkeke plate? Wut kine-a dinna potties U go too?
En u think otthurs gonna skarf down otthur hartbeeturs fud cuz WHY ?
(O sorre mebbe u bee in PRIZZIN to long)utoh! wach ur bak! summwons not hygeen no sope en theys commin AT YEW!!!!!
wanna plete of penkeks for to bee wif u inna enfurmerry?
ooo lookit da kyoot lil ad hominomnomnom atakses! *rolls eyes*
OF COURSE I realize the people who made the video probably didn’t eat those pancakes. IF they did, however, that would be unsanitary, and I don’t think everyone who points that out deserves to be attacked.
It’s funny how people who scream “TROLL!!!” are often acting pretty trollish themselves.
Please, dear pants-wetting cretin out of a First Grader’s nightmare: reread this site, beginning to end; then sleep on it. Read it again when you awake.
Should you then be unable to ” *rolls eyes* ” at the blatant cat-got-yer-tongue-in-cheek sensibility, do you — and us — this favor: Post your next comments at a site where a humor deficit is appropriate. Thenk kew, and Nomnomnom!
LOVE, heffpoew.
Chu! Remind me to not go to their house for brekky! Pretty cute how kitteh couldn’t get very far through the stack, tho.
It’s OK Mom, He only licked the top one. The rest are good.
LOL yeah I’d probably take at least the top two off the stack before eating any though. Kitties have a lot of germs in their mouth that I’m told aren’t that good for you. I will admit I cringed a bit, but only because the cat is eating off such a large stack that you know isn’t all for the cat. If he’d licked the others I’d ben cringing more though. They’d either have to be re-cooked to kill off the bacteria, or given to the dog or something. (But then, I don’t like to eat things other people have had their mouths on either – just makes me twitchy.)
Though I dunno how they can let the cats on the table like that. Bad enough when they demand pettings when you’re trying to do… everything else. Trying to get petted while I’m eating? That’s where I draw the line. lol Especially considering every cat I’ve known loves to do the tail-in-the-face (though one misplaced chomp and I guess they’d never get on the table again)
looks like he doesnt know how to eat em. lol
Seriously, this is a waste of food. Plus it’s not healthy for the cat.
o srsly! Is DAT der dinr taybl? Cleen up b4 u post a picshur!
Nom-noms! Hapy kitteh *burp* O sory, bai naow!
EHH – Dis diskoerss can meks smart braners for hertz!! sum peepils shud NOT be neer teh kittehs!
(Aem jess shek my hed of mosta thems sed — septn teh SMAT wons.)
Imes reddy two call the ess-pee-see-keh on em baddees.
lol thats how my brother eats!!!
This is so wrong. There is no syrup or butter on those pancakes! Give that cat some syrup and butter!
you idiot don’t feed yor cats pancakes
Not without syrup at least.
Wut ess wif yoo peepels (troells)? wares teh hugemanattees? yoo never did see feer-el kittehs star-ving in pokking lots owside a resstarant?
DISS is y i stey inna booshes wen mose humins pok at there eaty places.
saed saed saed.