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Congrats PB!
Thx Anni ! Saem tu yu on teh classik Lol !!11!!
Thx! Maeks up fur missin wat iz teh nawt sekund lol uv teh dai fur me – had 2 go furver dan yooshuel fur shoppin.
Yesh !! Nenne tuk ober frum yu in teh nawt-sekkund plaice !! Shi hadz tu poast b4 ai eben seed tehm !! Yu bofe berri farsed !!
ai’ve lurned from watching the master!
Mom’s fixing hair the way moms from time immemorial have fixed hair, with a lick and promise. Ugh!
Naow sit still an watsh teh burdie
Wat? Whair? Ai want da birdie. Ai ar hungree. NOM
Ai juss had a pikchoor uv teh kittehz goin “Ware teh burdie? Want!”
BOM!!!
*powns awn Bom wen seh nawt lookin*
Hao’s u?!
R u bak-bak, oar onlee hazzing a kwik peek-n-run?
Ai ar halfback. I has da nawt lappee top, just needs to learn Vista, an den in 2 monfs I gets da Window 07 to learn. Ai ar glad tu be hoam. Ai mist u all.
o.O – if your halfback – can I be running back?!? or kikker – yesh kikker…
*kick*
*kick*
*kick*
sorry… cough meds talking there for a minnit
Is ok, was hopin sumone wood priciate da joke.
Ai gotta gavver up da lappee top an old hard dribe back up and take to computer majik man to translate and put on nawt old lappee. Glad to sea awl and I shall return.
Smooz, hedbutts and nose touchs.
Have fun!
noes all about mooving into noo hard disk – is doing it rite nao!!!
Um Nennepus. Iz ur birus purrtekshun up-2-dayt? Ai seam 2 haz catched ur cawld!
O.o – yes – it is – an the fyrewall is up an running…
I’m sorree! did it catch you terriblee hard?!?
*sends hawt lemming water an honney*
{{{{Anni}}}}
Feel bettur soon!!!
Soe fur it’z nawt 2 bad – an it iz juss a cawld. Nuffin werse fank CC.
Adn wii misst u tew!!!
{{{{Bom}}}}
Fix dat catlick.
just a littlol spit….
Wen ai waz aliddle goil ai ask mai mom, ” Kan ai leest use mai own shpit?” Hur laffed an laffed!
ROFLMAO!!!!
how kyoot!!! and full of common cents!!!
Mumspit iz teh yoonibersul solbent!
…adn disinfektant, and polishur, and antiseptik, and pain relievur…
…and…gloo.
Troo story, ai fink my mum inbented post-it notes. When ai wuz uh kidlet, she licked teh bak ob uh growshery list adn stuck it awn the fridge, and it stayed ther foar seberal days. My sistur and ai czheched awn it ebery morning tew see wen it wuld fawl. Ai fink it lasted a whole week.
*liks to-do list, stiks it on teh bak ob NC’s hed*
Dats uh gud place foar mah honeydew list.
Ai cawnt see it there adn can preetend it duzzin eggzist.
Only mum’s teh wun wif eyes in teh bak ob hurr hed.
Iz Famly Fotoshop?
*pownces on lolnascar*
ohai! how u is??
hai skwirrl!
*bouncses in wif an egg site mint*
Beauty wazawn teh radyo az pet uv teh week, wif teh stuffs ai sed abowt her!!!
*sez furvint prayers tu CC an Bast an ebreewun else can fink uv taht Beauty finlee finds her furever hoam*
Hi P-K!
Left you Lols everywhere I could!!!
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*whispurrs – it’s all in the marketing*
Ohai PK! Did U gitted da wunz I mayded 4 U yestiddee?
Heerz da nawt-sekkund wun
n heerz da sekkund wun
I hoapz dey kumzn teh yoosful at halpin kittehz
Ai gotted tehm!
Did ai furget tu send teh fank yu note?
Sowree…
Teh PR direktifyer be lyking these lots! Aifinkso her neber seend an edumakayshunal campayn lyk it!!!
Ai hopz sew tew! Ai admire dis prysma-kitteh fur wunnerfal helpz hur givez kittehz-in-need.
But but but iz nawt juss me! Iz parrothead desyding tu donate towls tu her local shelter an tessm eksplaining tu man at Petsmart WHY him need tu use hand saneetyzer ebree thyme an leeza-teh-skwirrl wif her feral colololony an Kerri finking uv fostering an an an awl teh cheezpeeps whu adoptifai teh homeless kittehs an whu foster kittehs an duz donayshuns an bolunteer thyme an an an EBREEFING!!!! It AWL hyoojlee importint!!!
Ai just berry vokal, iz awl.
PK, yew still dezerbing teh credits, yesh!!
*nodding emfc…emfay…empha…big*
*nods wif fikshunkitteh*
*nod*
*nod*
*nod*
*fasst happi hedshayk*
Moms iz alwayz fussing bowt sumfing…
Thats’ so cute! My heart just melted a little..
mai hart melteded awl ober teh playce!1!
Liddill Gray Strypee
Kitteh sez “Awwww, Mawm!!” atz dis
last minnit fusseeng
Mawmee Kitteh duz
nawtz seemz 2 heer. Wawntz Liddill
Wunz luukeeng purr~fekkt!
Liddill Gray Strypee
Kitteh willz putz up wiff itz.
So himz can goez play
Jack.
Bwavo, Bwavo!!!11!!
“Awwww Jack!!” Yoov dun it agen !!11!!
purr~fekkt kittehs FTW!
Yay, Jack!
Orinj kitteh: Mawm, sumbuddy sed I wuz udoptid. Whut duz udoptid meen?
Meenz “udopt” in an “id” wuz teh bestest day ebber!
Now sits still an say cheeeez.
(stripey gray ai’ll deal wif you later)
O aiz nawt reddee!!!!
SPLORT!!!!
oh noes! Catena is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Catena in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There – donut luk at the kyoot for a wyle! fink of.. taxes – thats it – think of your takses!!
wha…wha….
aaahhh.
tnx, Nennepus!!!
slepe slepe res res
mawm nawt need to fix bebehkitteh’s hayrs – teh bebehkittehs iz boff purrfikt az iz!
Ohai, catena!
Habz Chawklitt cubburd
do~nutz andz sum Hawt Chawklitt.
Getz blud shoogurrz up!
Awllso habz brandz noo
soopah strawng CHRG
2 helpz wiff ‘Sploart!’eeng
Habz Teddee~Bayurr
4 U to cuddillz wyle U
getz awll beddurrurr
Jack.
O iz wunnerfawl!
Speshul entii-SPLORT hikoo
Bai cheezlans masturr!
O.o – the pancake video thread suddenly got very infested by Tee-arr-oh-ell-ells…
Just as a precaution – Cake inda braekrum!!!
lemming drizzlol caek an choncklit fudje caek!
nom nom nom nom nom nom…
Wut izzit ’bout the bideos dat attraks dem? Izzit liek moths? Mehbee the burgerz will hab to install wunna doez yellow bug lite bulbs in teh projector dey yooz tew show teh moobin pikshurs awn teh bak ob my monitor screen.
No licks for red furred step child kitteh
Orange marmylade is not stepchild – teh daddeh is ornage and he is fixin teh tiem releese fingy on teh kamera. In a minnit he will run arownd and stand wif the rest of teh fambly.
Say “Cheeeeeeezburgur!”
Nao i has a happeh again
an hur not need likks cawz herz fur iz purrfekt alreddy
Foar dose uv U hoo liek folk moosic, Ai haz a sad. Mary Travers uv Peter, Paul, an Mary haz passed. She wuz teh win! *sadz* Wun uv mai mostest faborits.
And in hur honour, heers a rerun of Smudgies vershun of “If I had a hammer”
adorable smudgie says:
September 14, 2009 at 3:37 am
hi tere everybuddee
ai wud likes to offishially open folk day at ICHC
If ai had a toona
Ai’d toona in the morning
Ai’d toona in the evening
All over Cheezeland
Ai’d toona out LOLCATS!
Ai’d toona out SMUDGIE! (yeah)
Ai’d toona out lurve betwween the kittehs and the moggies
Aw-allll over Cheezeland
(ooh ooh oooh oooh)
If ai had a bell
Ai’d wear it in the morning
Ai’d wear it in the evening
All over Cheezeland
Ai’d ring out HOOMAN!
Ai’d ring out DANGER! (yeah)
Because it’s time to take this stoopid &^%$£”* bell off
Bee-fore I rip off your hand
(ooh ooh oooh oooh)
If I had a song
Ai’d meow it in the morning
Meow it in the evening
All over Cheezeland
Ai’d sing out HOOMAN!
Why’d you close my WINDOW!? (yeah)
Ai suggest that you open it quick
Bee-fore ai ripz off your udder hand
(ooh ooh oooh oooh)
Well ai’ve got a toona
And ai’ve got a bell (singz it Smudgie!)
And ai’ve got a song
All over Cheezeland
Iz the toona of SMUDGIE!
Iz the bell of NOM NOMS! (yeah)
Iz a song about the kittehs and the moggies
Aw-all over Cheezeland
(ooh ooh oooh oooh…ooh ooh ooh ooh….)
- Peter, Paul & Smudgie
*FLOOFY AWPLAWS!!* O Smudgie! Dat wuz beeootimus!! *rayses bic liter lit* {{{{Smudgie}}}} Fank U foar dis triboot!
Bra-vo, bra-vo smudgie, on-core, on-core.
*clappity clappity furr dis sawng*
tanks. sorry to heers about Mary and Henry.
Me too also…and Henry Gibson from teh “Laff In” has also passed on.
*sigh*
Shows how musch old we has, wehn peeps we remembur from owr youf starts slippin awae.
Yah, Ai noes it. *SIGHS*
Rememburr, yur ownlee as owld as teh purrson yu feel! … erm… ai meen as teh purrson hoo feels yu! … ah… as teh feel yu arr?
uhm – you meen growing old is opshonul, growing up is mandatory…
erm – oar mebbeh not…
*confuzzled even moar*
Growing owld is no fun, butt better tahn the awl-turn-natif……
“only ordinary peeples grow olds”
-jean paul kitteh
{{{{{Nennepus}}}}} On-core! Butt sum days Ai iz aynshent an uvvers well, ai iz yunger den eberbuddy! *snerk*
magikol fuzee♪
Mama sliks down kitteh’s hare foar pikshur….er…um…halp? S! P! L! O! R! T!
oh noes! KCT is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts KCT in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
there – think of taxes and cactusis an otter prikklee fings!
O, Nennepus! Fank U! *wabes floofy paw weekly* Ai saw teh hole lubberly famblee an…..an…..ai beddur nawt fink! *finks uv taxes & cactusis & otter prikklee fings* {{{{{Nennepus}}}}}
Weeooo weeoo weeoo! Heer comes teh CCC. Sawry fur teh lawng wait!
Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a pile.
*Rinces dem in sparklolee wadder
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, pj. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee?
Wiv fanks tu PoussinBoi (korpy an paste is owr frend!)
It sure is!!!
*whispurrs* donut tell ennywun – butt (snikr) I have it stored in my among my drafts (and sordid poshuns…) on Gmail… shh – izza sikrit!!!
O Fank U, AfriCat! Ai wuz teh faynt! *snaks choklit possum* Ai jus hadz teh pikshur uv teh famblee…an..an..Ai beddur stawp wiles Ai ahed!
Hohp kamruhman haz CHRG awn…
I iz tinking we shood start a Cheezeburger country. Wudn’t it be nices to have a country wiv just nices peeples in it? Main rulkes be yew must be nices to kittehs or be shot owt of a *&^%$£% cannon.
aifinkso.
ps
my hooman sez dere are ownly too types of peeples who are always nice – peeples who likes kittehs and peeples who likes Elvis.
U meen in RL?!?! We cud have RL NOMS wif Princess Mus RL cooking?!? an strole doun RL JKH4Ks boolliwurd?!?
o.O – that wud bee nice!!!
Ai finkso too! Dere wud be no nasties too deel wif…liek wars n stuffz. Yup! Aifinkso!
Yes!
Teh funny fing is taht “foto” iz how u akshully write “photo” in portugueze.
kitten
wifowt any furver adoo: *splort*
no reskyoo nessecsary, tehrz nuffin to kleen up anyway
**Kwietly sweeps bwain up in teh middlol ob teh nite**
**Despite LM’s claims, teh bwainz awr substanshul**
**tuck tuck…tuck tuck…tuck tuck**
*sigh*
**rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse*
**pack pack pack…pack pack pack…pack pack pack**
Iz tew late foar diz sh…
**assemblols hedbonez**
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip tew keep dem in place**
**50′s style baving cap AND CHRG w/doi firmly seequered**
**Installs roast turkee style**
**popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort**
SRL? Rite dis way.
Mappie blankie? Czech!
Choclick possum? Czech!
Hawt coco tew warsh eet daown? Czech!
Nao, doan dew dat again wifowt prawper stooperbizshun.
**Gibs LM sum sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
Yew can look, butt(!) nawt foar berry lawng.
*schmoo*
this iz so tweet
what is it about kittehs & their moms that is just the image of strict but indulgent motherhood.
DAT’S SO CYOOT IT MAEKS MEH TUMMEH HURTZ!