Well this is going much better than his litterbox training
nd next well do sum monorail trainin.
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next, mouse hunting
or maybe the fein art 0 barfing on teh new rug
wonder when this human will learn the propurrr use 0 posable thumbs: opening gushifuds.
Nekkid pinx munkees… nawt sew E Z tew trayn… Konga rats, o ten drills ob doom on yr furvest frum last!
ohai! how you aer? heh- how goes teh teaching o da pinx munkees you tryink to herd?
Ai r teh tyrd. Iz awlmoss frydegg, fank CC. Da pinx munkees nawt wants tew learn da mafs mush. Oddlee, is da midlol class dat beh the difikult tew teechify. Da Maf free munkees beh da gud, and da mafs wun munkees kormplayn, butt (!) den duz gud. An Fy nanshul Literasea wants tew learnify stuffs aifinkso, sins is da reel lyf stuff… but mafs tew… nawtsewgrate, akshually.
Iz mai frydegg day! YAY 4 me. Wurk schedule change, and ai iz up late playing. YAY! And…Ai liek maf. Go awn, gimme uh quiz BDM. **looks up** seez dat BDM nawt bin awn in seberal owrs. Dats OK, yew kin quiz meh neggst tiem. Ai awr mawdlol student. Teecher’s pet, if yew will.
*cawnsiders petting Bear adn renaming him “Teecher”*
i has three littlol wunz and i can vowch fur teh fakt dat dems duz not need enny lessins in teh art uv barfing on howseholed surfisses.
Gork gork gork!
NAWT tu Hunt Maus!!! Duz Wii need anuddur Rodints iz Frens Nawt noms consurt?
Umm.. I finx it was da catnip maus. Hopeso, anyway…
jsut don’t eat the oranj ones…they’re poysin.
**tossiz OJ catnip maus at pancake troll**
**pawnders: duz OJ maus hab knife and Bruno Magli’s?**
Gud!
ummm…dats OJ catnip maus
Too sooon?
Iz berrily urly heer, *crack ob morn*
Butt(!) nawt tew sooon foar N-E-fing ai hab in mind.
Wait! Wut? Wut wuz teh kwesjun again?
hayrbawl trayning tew fawllow
Mai huzbear sez kittehz traiin tew gett rid ob harebawls shud bee cazwled “LOLly-gaggin”!
Oops—ai be Altosinger. teh pyooter gawt awlk messeded up, an wen it caym bak awn, ai had tew putt awl teh paswwedy-fings bak inn–ai messeded upp@!
happy burfday!
Yesh! Whut she sayd!
Nawt so gud at givvin self a baff, tho.
nawt mush hiar, eether!
Hay! If ownlee ai culd reech.
Ohai, red, yu gawt pikshurz ub dini fur us? ai se wut yu
sed b4 abowt haow she liekz yu nd sumfing abowt man nawo. Maibe
kitteh iz awl yu nedez????? Warm in da bed nd snorgulz nd purz
nd nawt gibz greefz so muxh.
Yesh, dere be 2 pikshurz of hur awn my profyle.
Yah, wif kittehs u nawt has to pik up ennywuns unnerwares butt ur own.
ooohhh, she gawt hur liddul noze in da inkee pawt.
Kyurius kittehz duz dat, getz nozez intu rong plaisez
Arly (mai abatar)sez ohai
Hur had teh crazzees erlyur. Ran lyk litenin frum kitschin to libbin room an bak. I almoast got runned ovur!
Now, hur bak inna chayre, luukin at me upsyde-down.
Konga ratz on bean ownd bai a beautimaus Kali kho!
Red, you hazza e-mayo.
I emayoed u bak.
And now it’s time to lern abowt naps..zzzzzzz
I showes him where to finds da clean lawndree to sleeps in
I shows himz how to always b rite in da way, wen hoomins are trien to walkz…An den how to lay on da guiltz wen dey step on tayle.
an tu luk sumwut amoosed wen dey smasch inna sumfink trien tu aboid de kitteh tale
Yeah! snerk!
Doan foargit lesson awn hao tew wake up at 2:00am tew open bedrum doar…coz ai DOAN hab tew yooz liddur bawks.
Juss wanz da door open!!
Foar teh fresh air coz hii/shii yoosed teh liddur bawks already?
Lite a match!
Hao? Kitteh doan hab poezablol fumbs?
Duz N-E-wun hab uh zippo? Maus?
test
(sry – kent post awn las kitteh…)
Mt McKinley!!
All ob de above!!
yur bote rong. ansa iz 42
Da meenin ub lyf, da oonibers, an ebreefink! Hitchhikers Guide to da Galexee ref, FTW!
42!
yez! lyk dat!
pffft… wats that kid doing?
LOL, thank CC fur cheezland!!
Gud anser!!!
Maybe I’ll rename my Bengally-foster-boy Gambit to “Velcro” since he’s been so clingy all day. (Iz “Gambit” coz him berry charming lil rogue who steels ennyfing an ebreefing.) him nomming mai fingers 5ryte nao.
“Charming lil rogue who steels ennyfing an ebreefing”?
And u called him “Gambit”?
U couldn’t think of *anything* (or anyone) else to name him after?
Hmph.
Hmph, I says.
Him iz a BOY kitteh!!! Hao cud ai cawl him LCB when him a boy an yu a gurl? An what wud happin if ai sez, “Ohai cheezfrenz, LCB got doptifaied intu fureber hoam tuday!” oar “got tutored tuday!” oar “stoled mai toonas tuday”??? Oh teh confuzzlings!!!
An besydes, iz no wun wurvy uv being cawled aftur yu. Yu iz beyond awl compayr.
Hmmmwell, u make some good points, so ok. I takes back one of teh “Hmph”s.
ohai LCB. ai finked yu mite commint on teh lublee mask dis kitteh in teh lol haz. Dis is kinda hao ai pikshured yu unteel ai seed zoe.
O, I not wear teh formal attire that oftens.
U knoes, I still gigglol sometiems when I look at Zoe’s brown tail adn teh mostly-white rest of her and rember that u implied that she steeled it from another kitteh.
Now I just need a catchier name than Stella for his very exotic-looking, fine-boned, even more charming sister, who would prefer to just enchant you into giving her things with her beauty and cute mannerisms and nose-kisses and purrs.
Their black brother is Boomer of the Richter-scale Purr.
Still working on the black twins… they’re physically and temperamentally almost identical, both very cuddly, very loving, playful but they’d rather be petted than anything! (Alvin and Bart? Oh please…) And their tabby brother… Archie still just doesn’t fit for him.
Not that I get to give them forever names, necessarily, but names help with, well, marketing, and I want them adopted!!!!
Wut’s Dabid Bowie’s wife’s name? Can’t fink ov it. Hurz berry eggzotic. Startz wiffa I, aifinko.
Iman?
No, wait. I think it’s “Mrs. Bowie.” *nods*
Ai heerd der waz teh H1N1 strain dat iz attaking teh goggies! Iz dis tru? AI can need tu haz vakseen foar mai goggies?
Say what nao? o.O *goes tu luk fur info*
/lolspeek off
It was posted in one of my hunting forums. not sure of the veracity of the info. They said it was centered mostly in Ohio.
/lolspeek awn
ASPCA pretty reliabul info. Tehy say, no known risk tu kittehs oar goggies.
Iz some dizeases taht can affect multiplol speeshees, but nawt so menny as dizeases taht onlee affect wun oar closest relatibs. Iz flus fur goggies an kittehs, but nawt teh same wuns az us.
So nawt tu wurry, otay? If waz big wurry, ai wudda herd bai nao.
AVMA agrees — no known risk tu pets. H1N1 onlee human tu human oar human tu swine.
Gambit just traied tu steel an entyre slyce uv bacon frum mai burger!!!!! Teh hole fing!!!!
Oh wait, it has kitty cooties now, does that mean i can’t eat it?
So whut ur saying is that he Loves Chunks of Bacon?
Hmm, well, yesh, ai gess ai am.
Him be yur long-losted sun uv yur fird cuzzin twyse remobed oar sumfing?
My bebbeh, Punkin (well she’s 12), is always followin me..
Ifinx she’ da babbeh cuz herz always shakin tailfevers an kneedding wiff back feet. An her haz a sqeeekee voice!
GéMeaux iz berry clingy,
butt(!) ai jes fot dat wuz coz she wuz jes teh über sweethart!
Yeps, I fink das sit; butt(!!) why some are lyke dat an odders seem aloof?
Wun wurd. Prerogative…kitthes haz eet.
Gudnite Cheezefriends!! Thanks fur givin mii a LOL tunite, I needed it!
{{{{{3km}}}}}}
*tucks in bed jentlee an turns awf lyte*
*whispers* nitey nite. shhhh…
Friends, I have GREAT NEWS!
My friend who was going to have to have more of his leg amputated DIDN”T!
Long story short, he got misdiagnosed by the docs here in KY. He went to his original doc in FL who, after preparing to do the surgery, found NO INFECTION – only a cyst and alot of scar tissue!
That means –> No additional amputation! /
Oh, thank CC — but wow, what a frightening thing to think about the profession we all place our lives in the hands of….
holee crapp….datz gud fur hym, bawt yikes!!!
Egg-zackly, p-k!
Dats why, wen I had chest paynez, I insistid awn bein tuuk to Lexington (~30 mylez away) insted of stoopy Frankfort (< 2 mylez away). I wantid a chanse at libbin frew it!
*Nodsnods* Ai noes sumwun woo was tolded him had zix mons tew lib sins lung kanser was aggresib after first surjeree. Was skar tishoo, nawt kanser. Iz alibe and well yeers lader.
Wow, datz gr8 news, Redd! {{{Redd an Redd’s friend}}} {{{Dini}}}
Showes wai itz a gud ting tu getz teh sekkund ohpinyun.
oh, taht iz teh very gud nooz for him!
{{{{{{Red’s fwend}}}}}}}
Gud fing hii wuzzin goin in faor uh vasektomy.
Ai kid bekoz eet turned owt awl rite.
lol, ha ha ha, heers teh text ob a e-mayo i just gotted frum “paypal”:
Dear PayPal Member:
“Dear Member it has come to our attention that your PayPal
biling information are out of date. This require you to
billing information as soon as possible. This billing update is
also a new PayPal security statement which goes according
to the established norms on our terms of service ( TOS ) to
redice the instance of fraud on our website.
“Please update your records on or before 14.2009. A
failure to update your records may result a suspention of your account.”
i luv how it talks abowt redicing – er, reducing the instance of fraud.
wun wud awlmost think deh spammerz b lolcatz!!!
Whyle ur at it, plz tu sendifying mii ur purrsunlol infurmayshunz.
my liddle bruvver needs noo biling information becawz him gotted himz gallbladder owt a fyoo munfs ago.
*facepaw* sorry, culdn’t help it
Oh…ai git eet nao.
:sheesh: yew culd
almostcertainly count teh moemints.1…2…eberywun else…3…4…5..6…elebenty…NC
Cute kitteh!
This just in!!!
GP seen a secret dinner wif noo laydee frend
se teh film heer!!!
*hedbats self* AT secret dinner… AT!!!
**tyz greens togevver tew recreate Lady adn the Tramp**
**pasghetti scene between GP adn laydee GP**
Hmmm nawt so sekrit nao aifink
*puts on innossunt luk an whisslols softlee*
whut – ai diddunt film it – Ai just reports it – tis wut
nosey parkersserious jurnamalists do!!Aloysius wuld bii prowd.
hao dorablol!!!
Kids they always learn hard