Comments on: Umpire kitteh

By: Bernie22405

Bernie22405 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:29:20 +0000

Wonderful how someone can copy another LOL and get a FP with it

By: LOLPIZZA!

LOLPIZZA! — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:05:42 +0000

OMG LOLCAT UR DOIN IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:00:38 +0000

{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
Jes in case.
{{{{{{{op_sMama}}}}
Likewise.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:58:46 +0000

Burdie burdie in teh sky…
Kom awn eberybawdee, yew gno teh rest.
Doan wanna disapoynt PK, dew wii?

By: sanafabich

sanafabich — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 03:53:28 +0000

and thus, a new clasic lolcat iz born

By: GamezillaUS

GamezillaUS — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:50:48 +0000

I think its unsafe…

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:50:07 +0000

Ur noo kitteh is Dini? Daz naice. Gladd et awl wurked aout and u got eech udder! Concatchewlayces tu boffe!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:25:30 +0000

dis hao et ushully goes

*williboi jump onna cide tablol neggs tu stobe, luks at mama*
mama sez: git doun frum dere
*williboi jump onna stobe*
sez: dis beddur mawm?
mama sez: git awffa dat stobe!
*williboi jumps onna freege*
sez: okai mawn wuteber yu sai
mama sez: GIT OFFA DAT FREEGE!
*williboi luks doun at da stobe n pondurs wut tu du*
williboi sez: butt mawm!
*mama gits williboi offa da freege an putts hims awn flore*
williboi sez: snerk!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:13:15 +0000

Poar Williboi prolly finkin “Mayk up ur mynd mahm!”

By: catena

catena — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:11:17 +0000

beetuljuis beetuljuis beetuljuis
(awlsoe thrd trii postun dis…)

By: willy boy

willy boy — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:07:37 +0000

williboi + rools = FAIL

ai due maik chure da stobe nawt bee hawt oar iz cubberd befour ai leaf da rume

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:02:50 +0000

Stove is one of the few absolute rules here. Loki burned a paw-pad as a kitten by jumping onto the stove after we’d left the kitchen. *shudder* Du nawt want, ever again! He was so lucky it was glancing and not right down on top of it, and it had had a few minutes to cool!!!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:00:15 +0000

Hey, UMP!! Did you ferget yer glasses or sumfing?!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:58:59 +0000

P-K, I nawt-sekkund reeded dat az “finks lyk a felon”! LOL

I finkso “teh bak” meens “I nawt happitayle wif u so I gonna ignoar u”.

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:55:47 +0000

Jus lik de comershallz weer de cows sttood upp an tawked til hoomonz cum aloong, maybe dese kittehs hab basballz gamz widout ouhr nowin!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:55:40 +0000

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:53:59 +0000

3. oar da stobe
4. oar gittin offa da stobe momma bee tellin yu tu git offa bai jumin ontawp da freezeratur
5. oar jumpin bak onna stobe wen mamma tels yu tu gei offa da freezeratur

williboi an hiz momma revuewed 3,4 & 5 dis moarnin

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:53:09 +0000

All depends awn contekst. Sumtiems iz “ai feel threttend so ai gunna maek shur we cannawt haz aksidental eye contakt yu myte consider a thret,” sumtimes iz a kitteh making cleer they nawt happeh (this nawt in textbuuks, but ai seen tu menny tiems and sumtiems iz just nuffing else it can be!), sumtiems is just ignorifai yur presense entyrely becoz innerested in uvver stuffs.

Nawt shur hao cud be sine uv trust tho… kittehs preddy aware uv whirrld 360 degrees, nawt need tu see. Wif us, we preddy obliv… obvi… we nawt gno what behind us so well, so sumwun behind us bedder be sumwun we trust! Nawt teh saem wif kittehs. Aidunno… ai needs tu ponder this frum a kitteh’s purrspektive.

*sits daon an finks lyk a felion*
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:52:15 +0000

Prolly a liddlol of awl fwee…

Am I gonna go to kitteh-mahm jayle?

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:52:04 +0000

Did you say NO! in a stern boise?

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:50:17 +0000

Ai fink awl sportz iz buddrer direktallie pruporshunat to how liddle de playorz iz. Dey mizz, Dey runz de rong wai. Ewe falz off de tailgait an chockz on a dullar hotdog! Hooooorraayyy! Gud time!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:50:00 +0000

Sry, I iz nawt bloo.. … No, You has the berry ufnni!

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:49:51 +0000

*adn teh anatomikallee-challinjed womens tu aifinkso*

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:48:53 +0000

Deed yu speek sharplee tu hur? Deed yu frown at hur? Did you *gasp* narrow yur eyez at hur? Huh?

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:48:14 +0000

kud beh “ai is so nawt skeered ub yu ai turns mai bak tu yu STN” maybeh

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:45:47 +0000

Nawt shur what drops, altho is gud way tu warm stuff (unner armpit wurks tu, fur tey anatomikallee-challinjed mens).

Ennyway, keep an eye owt fur lots uv shaking oar sneezing oar enny uv teh uvver stuffs. Ai dunno what taht purson waz tawking abowt… cannawt diagnose ennyfing frum kitteh sleep posishun. Yu seend sum uv teh posishuns kittehs can get intu tu sleep comfurtablee???

By: Yappa

Yappa — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:45:39 +0000

eep dats waz scareh. Momeh cum yael at deh umpyre!!!

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:45:10 +0000

Sure, ai didns eben kneow ai had kan-o-peez

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:44:56 +0000

Butt…….I nawt beetid hur oar nuffin!

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:43:58 +0000

Maibee dem oughta ckeekin tew sea iffin ewe needa sumptin. Lika hug.

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:43:28 +0000

I always herd dat “teh bak” waz a sign of trust.

PK? any thoughts?

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:40:54 +0000

Burd, burd, burd, ai sez de burd iz de werd. . .
Oh. yeah, yeah burd, burd, burd, ewe know de burd iz de wurd! (1979!)

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:40:23 +0000

2. Nawt to get awn teh cownturz ehtur.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:39:16 +0000

Yu, yu, yu, KITTEH BYOOZER! Ai jist beddur remoob dis kitteh rite awai. Howz hur gonna eet yur noms if hur cannawt git awn teh tablol? Yu ebil ebil wummun!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:37:56 +0000

doan yu mean “natchoor-cooshins”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:37:44 +0000

And PLZ!! doan b kawlling mii collect askin fur munneez!!
And PLZ!! doan b kawlling mii collect askin fur munneez fur mai huzbinz nawt sekkund wife!!
Stoopee growd up (?) step chillunz!!!!!
TMI?? sry.

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:35:39 +0000

cormgranulashunz, klwu! Woodnut ewe lik a marveluz vodka dink wit ewer kan-o-peez?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:35:26 +0000

Prolly troo.

I’m gettin “teh bak” rite now, cuz I nawt shayred my dinnur wif hur an maded hur get awf teh tablol.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:34:47 +0000

Da burd iz da wurd!!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:34:04 +0000

doan wurri – she knees tu lurn da rools

1. due nawt git onna tablol (wen momma iz hoam)

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:32:36 +0000

Dat’s Okai. Hur will lurn tu bisit teh kitschin tablol when U R at wurks oar sleeping.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:31:17 +0000

**flips threw reading material in waiting room**
Wut’s this?
Handbook foar teh Recently Deceased
**lissens tew mewzak**

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:29:24 +0000

Dunno. Treatment was drops u keep in teh fridge and warm up by putting between ur *whispers* boobies.

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:28:14 +0000

Hey PJ, your naim is nawt bloo! Ifn it was id send u a reqwest for fwendin! Dat has teh berry funny!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:27:27 +0000

I’m sutch a meen mommy!

I maded Dini git awf teh kitschin tablol….

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:26:56 +0000

Ai gno, beleev me. *nodnodnodnod*

If him scratching at eers or shaking a lot, myte consider a quick vet visit just tu rool out recurrence, since vet has otoscope an can look deeper — duz yu gno where teh eer infekshun was? Outer, middle, inner?

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:24:35 +0000

For its one, two, elebenty spoorts, your out!
At teh awld ball game!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:23:43 +0000

He’s a orange tabby so redness is hard to detect. I has been keeping a eye on teh ears for a whiles now because when teh vet finded teh ear infection I hadnot noticed *anything* (it was when he wented for his annual checkup/shots.) He not has eye goop or scratching or any of teh other stuffs. I just worry bout my bebbehs, u know.

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:19:29 +0000

For it’s WOOT WOOT WOOT fer da pinkee toe, If I don’t sploort it’s a shame…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:17:44 +0000

Ai unnerstand… part uv replai got retyped coz a small black non-Cory kitteh halpfully turned awn mai capslok an tureneD>>>>up teh volumeqDSDESAW