
Cuddles thought “Bring your pet to work day” would be a good idea Until he realized momma worked in a vet’s office.
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Cuddles thought “Bring your pet to work day” would be a good idea Until he realized momma worked in a vet’s office.
Picture by: jerod23 Caption by: vishuscirkle via Our LOL Builder
O, teh Hyooge Manatee!!!
Congrats, GP
ooo fankies!!!
Ohai kittehs an Piggeh!
Teh vets is has a hooge manatee? No wonder Cuddles iz teh distress; all that waturz for teh manatee tank!
tihs place is a kitastropheh!
Nawt such a gud eye deer…
O noes, itz the v…e….t
I hurd it wus a kinda school – i hurd some get tutored there…
that’s a good fing – issunt it?!?!
O yesh, tehn tehy groes up to be wize kittehs – ai fink.
*haz a dowt adn runs to luk in dikshonaree*
Kittehs not niid skool. Kitteh noes ebbreyfing.
Correkshin. Kitteh *IS* ebryfing. Awl else iz fud to assist in kitteh’s ebryfingness, toys to handul teh stress ob such an awesum responsibililility, hoomins to open doors, adn imajinry stuffs.
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Oh. Awlmowst forgotted. Sins nobodi else haz piketed up on dis, I’ll do it.
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**** A NOUNS MINT (verbs need nawt apply) *****
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Cheezmeet on 26th September in Portland, Oregon. All hoomins, kittehs adn cheezes welcome. Locashun, unless anyone haz any pre-fur-inces, iz Powell’s bookstore tea room. Thyme – 2pm?
an der were goggies and ….
binnehs adn pinny gigs
adn …
pareutts an grebils
…adn…
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Aardvaarks
Boas
Chew-awawas
Dingos
Elli fonts
Fishies
Grapefruit
…
Huge Manatee
Icecap Bares (Pololar)
Jumpin Joeys
Kanga Roos
L…
Lemurs
Mice
Nise littul goggies
Otters
Puppehs
Quite big goggies
Rabbits
Skwurlols
T….
Tazmanian Devils
Undead critterz
Voles
Wallabeez
X…
Xtra Big Weezils
YNG’s as bets halper
Zebras
TaDa!
er…. shuduv been bunnehs
Teh binnehs iz rite negst tew the punny gigs.
Gemme outa heer!!!!!
LOLcats: Nao abaylabull in pokkit syze
Pokkits: Now available in lolcat size.
tihs kitteh lukks a littlol bit liek a yung Zoe, donutyufinkso?
Wifout her mask, mabye.
Why? Has *U* seen my Zoe wifout her mask?
Hao did yu regoc…recug….rikko… no it woz hur?
ownlee taht won thyme awn teh innerwebs; hurr wus yung adn kneaded teh munnies, aifinkso… * slow, sad hedshayke *
And u was teh young and needed to spend teh moneys looking at her?
* nod nod * yesh, yur honnur
And u urself has never done anything like disrobing or dancing or dansing disrobed for moneys, is that rite?
*ahem* An yu haz nebber met teh berry berry pregnint pinnygigess whu staying at owr sheltur wif no munnies an nowhair tu turn? o.O
err… umm… err… umm… not so far as yu nose.
o, lookit ober dere… * poynts ober dere *
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
wut – where? Bebbeh otturs?!?
Ah am so sawree… Zhee Pee est ne pas le avaylalblol rite nao; hims est orgamanising sumfing, je pense, uh huh, oui.
* holds up un enfant otter *
U gawt enny in ur repertory uv stuffz? Ai lubs pokkits! Ai stuffz mai pokkits butt mai kittehs too big foar pokkits! {{{{lcb}}}}
No, I’ll has to start stocking those. We could call them LOLPokkets, u knoes, like the HotPockets “food” thingies.
Hot Pockets are fud?
Dey tryz tu tellz us dat. Ai haz mai douts.
Pleez to nawt put kitteh in teh hot pokkits!
We mite bee tu layte.
Less so than frenz, but yes.
Frenz are fud???
Plz tu nawt nom teh frenz!!!
That was meant to illustrate just how un-fudlike teh Hot Pokkets actually is.
we haz hotpokkits in owr freezer taht owr older boi bringd home frum kollij. now taht him iz gond away to do mishun wurk for too yeerz (leeved yesterday) ifinkso i will dispoze ob tehm. *wunders if shuld wayt for Howsehold Hazurduss Wayst day*
Wayt. Whut? Dey has hawt pokkits wib fuds in nao? Wowzers… whut a thyme tu bii alibe!
LOLpokkits wif a kitteh in ebery pokkit!
DO WANT!!!! elebenty!
A vailuables: now siezed in lolcatsburglars pokkits.
Whut are u trying to say?
*incoherant look*
*ponders*
duz tendrils has pokkits?
*looks askance*
who;s askeng, precious?
*poof*
*becomes invisiblol*
Put teh temp’rachur fingee awai, adn I myt fink abowt leebing teh pokkit.
Get owt a needul, adn awl bets r awf.
teh iz so funnyz lolz!
*titens CHRG*
O mama! U putts meh inna pokkit an..an..an LUK! Ai’ll be gud! Ai’ll behabe maiself up to a reesonablol deegree! Nao putt teh termomonemer an teh needlols!
nauw wii noes whii yu ‘tailkinker’
U gawts dat, Babes!!! {{{{catena}}}}}
Let mii demunstrayt
Latuss pokkit proetektah…
Littul nurd kitteh
Nurd?
Nerd. Sumbunneh hoo habz lawts ob braynez adn nawt sew mush fashun sens!
O rite!
dussen hii luk lyk teh tyep tu bii stuffd en eh lokka bii beeg futbawl tabbiez???
gigglolz
**NC taips kitteh’s buns together…**
**…regrets it later and cawnfesses tew library full ob bratpackers**
ower v-e-t habz a beeyooteemus dyeloot tortie kitteh hoo coms tu werk ebbry day tu soopervize. adn bii teh welcuming kommitteh!
Uh oh, someone’s getting his temp taken the hard way…lol.
Diz liddlol wun haz sush a wunnerful spressshun, combined horrur, terrur, sadniss an simpafee. **addz anodder CHRG** Hay, luk, ai habba CHRG mohawk!
Teh CHRGs bee berri nessessessesssory aifinkso, himz such a kyoot bebbeh.
**nods**
Iz a fashun staytmint. Ai laik teh way yu gawtz awl teh fingerers difrent culurz.
Fankees! Yu kin haz tu! **passes mezzomom teh crayuns an markurs**
Fankees! *gets bizzy wif dekrating CHRGs*
Cuddles’ mom thot it wuz a good idee, tu, until –
Iz noisee an steenkee an skaree here. Why yu wurk here, mom? Why yu no stay home wid me? Why yu bring me here? Whats all dat barkin? Are those bandijes? Can I hab sum? Or cottin bolls? Why? Do yu has to giv shots? Yu arnt gonna gib me a shot, are yu? Do yu gib shots to big goggies? Do yu has to cleen up poopies an piddles and frowups? Is it lunchtime yet? Whuts rong wif dat kitteh? Why is dat ladee so fat? Can I get down an plae wif sum of teh uther kittehs? Then can I get in yr other pokkit? I hasta use teh littur bocks. Im firsty. Can I go waite in teh car naow? Wif sum nise gushifuds an a toi? An mebbe a culurin buk an crayonz? An teh windoew rold down a littul? An a blankee for naps? Why? When can we go home? Is it time to go home yet? Why?
ROFL elebenty-wun burgers fur yu!!!
Wud Ai be rite in finkin dat u haz taeked a liddul wun 2 werk?
How yu guess? :laugh:
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shylee awfaz teh furree paw awf frensheep….et beun frum ‘azevedan’ (lawng storee…blaym wurdpres)
*Happily takes furree paw of catena* Hi, catena! Iz happee to make yr ackw – akkqw – acua – happee to meetcha!
LOL!!!1!!!11!
Tutored meenz WUT?
*cuddles faints*
well ai gues it duz teach wun nawt tew go cattin’ around.
* ring ring *
“Uh huh? uh huh? uh huh. Yesh. Ai kneads elebenty bockses ob sordid shiny fings, partee hats, tasslols adn taht speshul item wii deescussed afore. Uh huh, taht’s rite, plz tu delibber c/o Fronk, Cheezland Safareh Park awn Oktobrrr 5rd at arownd 6am Cheezthyme. Fankies”
Ohaaiii, watchu doin????
* hydes plans wib a kwikness *
huh? whut? umm… notting…
umm… does yu has a cocktayl dress, bai enee chance?
ai r nawt shure ai wan tew see AfriCat inna cocktayle dress. A kilt? Naow ur tawkin!
*orders extra Glayde*
OH! you said CLASSY!!
*cancels order*
**hazza cawnfuzzle ’bout teh name ob dis feminie garmint** ?-)
Wish wun? Cocktayle dress or kilt? Nawt sekond wun is fansee dress dat a wimins wares wif a mens inna tuck seedo and sekond wun is yooshully wared bai teh skotish mens, aifinkso.
Cocktayle dress: fansee floofy dress cubbered wif deh tayl fezzerz uv a rooster.
an sparkly fings.
an shy knees!
*facepaw*
Kilt eyez get.
Eggsept yew mite hab tew bii uh liddlol awf kilter
tew wear wun wen iz cold owtside.
It’z the feminie wun dats gawt me cawnfuzzled.
Awchordeeng tew it’s naming convenshun,
uh kilt shuld bii cawled sumfing liek uh henpeck…
Oh, nebermind! Ai’ll jes send myself tew the NB.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear(not really) that something was goin’ on at 6am Cheeztime on Oct. 5rd…Dunno…y’all know ’bout this piggeh!
* innocent look *
PARTY! DID U SEZ PARTY? O PLZ SEZ PARTY!!! WANTS!
* ahem * err… well… mebbeh… wii mite has a littlol sumfing planned… mebbeh…
hay… lemme see that!
*takes GP’s calolendar*
*flips thru*
*flip*
*flip*
*flip*
Wut’s this??
U know we has teh OTTER thing on teh 13th of Oktober… thot I told u to rite that down!
*luks askanse*
Hay! Hay! HAY! plz tu step owt ob mai cyoobiclol! Does yu has a poyntmint? huh? HUH?
Nao, whut does yu want? huh? huh? O, yesh yesh yesh teh OTTER fing awn teh 13nd… yesh yesh… ai has teh Rabid Weeslols werking awn taht rite nao… hao mush whippy creem deed yu knead?
pfft!
First he invites me in, then he kicks meh out…
* slow, sad hedshayke * Lissem skwirrl… yu kneads tu feel owt dese forms in triplicat adn submeet dem tu Scrooge McPig fur orthorisayshun, feed teh bebbeh otters adn do a littlol dans dans dans adn den, adn OWNLEE DEN kin yu kum intu mai cyoobiclol, k?
hoo sed I wanted in ur stoopy cubiclol anyways!
as a matter of fact… it’s kinda small.
*cocks an eyebrow*
mine is MUCH bigger, u knows!
AHEM. Is NAWT teh syze whut cownts… is hoa yu yoose eet.
STN
*luks askanse*
And I see u fill it up completely!
*makes note to tell LCB to cut down on teh cukkie rashuns for GP*
but but but… * wobbly eyes, leekey lip *
Wobbly eyes? Iz taht awl tahtz wobblin?
*wipez drool off deh leeky GP lipz wif Shamwow
no, datz ok, u kin keeping deh Shamwow.
wii? wii? wiii, hoo? izziss teh formul inbitashu?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
teh ppl ober at Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents is finalysing teh deetayls… but but but plz tu NAWT tell LCB – is posed tu bii a seekrit… k?
“posed tu” – snerk – remynds me uv “you mite be a redneck”…..ewww, dots.
Traumatized kitteh is traumatized!
*gasp*
Maahm! Ai fowt u wurked at teh cheezburger stoar!
*tunes up guitar; in memery 0 Mary Travers*
♪t’s by far the hardest thing I’ve ever-done,
To see the lols with catz and not to splort…
Lol with me where I go, at wot they do- in baf, adn sleep adn snow,
Make a lol by you and share its fun wif me.
Lol wif me♪ up and down, chasing bugs, adn fallolling down,
Take my paw and say you’ll lol wif me.
*wipes a littlol teer*
oh, and I has a sad aboot Mary too!
U see, I’d like tu share mai lolz wif u and show u catz I’ve seen, kittehz wair I’m going tu, Kittehz whair I’ve ben;
Tu Haz u dhere b’side mii adn neber b aloan Adn awl deh time u lol wif mii, den wii will b at home.
Wash deh stainz uv fudz away.
Follow mii wair i LOL, wut I LOL and hoo I LOL,
Make it part uv u tu b a part uv mii.
It’s lols be on my mind, it seems i “waste” a lot 0′ time.
I cannot has the way that I can halp IRL peeps understand
The way I feel about lols and just how much I need lols
To be talkin to da Cheezfrens when there’s someone feline down.
♪Lol wif me ; this i know: that cats in bafs, and sleep adn sno,
Make me lol wif you and it’s a part 0 me…
Follow me up and down, all the way all around.
Take my hand and say you’ll follow me.
You see, I’d like to share my life with you and show you things I’ve seen, places where I’m going to,
Places where I’ve been;
To have you there beside me and never be alone and all the time that you’re with me, then we will be at home.
ooopsie, dat not s’posed to be dere…
*wipez widdlol teerz frum iiz*
applolsause, applolsause!!
ooo right back atcha! applolsause, applosause!
One of my very favorite of their songs…haunting…beautiful…
ooooooooo i like it!
*tunes up guitar*
♪If you miss the thread Im on, you still know that I did Lol,
You can hear the cheezpeeps Lol a hunnert miles,
A hunnert miles, a hunnnert smiles, a hunnert wiles, a hunnert whiles,
You can hear the Cheezpeeps Lol a hunnert miles.
Lord Im one, Lord Im two, Lord Im free, noes! elebentyfour!
We can has elebenty Lols @ Cheezbrgr home.
500miles, 500 smiles, 500 wiles, 500 smiles
Lol! we can has elebenty smiles @Cheezbrgr home.
*kitteh streeeeeeeeeeeetches, yawns, warms meower up*
[kitteh sings]
Not a shirt on my back, not a penny to my name
but (!)don’t need ‘em, got my human well traine’d…
Fluff te magik draygon
lived right by me
n took all of my nommie noms
wen i was not lookeee
wen i remonstrayted
Fluff jus says tuff luck
so sadly i got hoomans keys and
run Fluff over wit owr truck…
(awl together now…)
Oh teh HUGE MANITEE!!
*Takes nip away frum smudgee.*
Yoo’ve hadded enuf, ifinso!!
smudgee not nip, smudgee is fluffy.
ROFL!!!
Then in this case Cuddles is obviously a cat’s name.
*luks at lol. Luks at pixor ob goggie. Luks at lol agin*
Ya noes, aifinsko Ghoo bees rite!
sillee peeps, iz bobviouslee a Canada Goos, nawt a duk. O wayte, rong lol.
♪♫ Skoobee Ghoobee Ghoo♫♪
Where r u?
We gotz sum werk 2 do nao!
Yu shur? Cos, a fyoo LOLs bak, der wus teh moos dat reelee beed a kitteh ….. oar teh kitteh dat wus reelee teh moos ….. oar sumfing liek dat.
Ai noes a cat naemd Cuddles. Her bruvver naem iz Snuggles. Troo.
*luks up in rool buk ob “names to gib goggies but not allowd to gib to kittehs an names to gib kittehs but not allowd to gib to goggies*
nope not sees “cuddles” in tehr at all.
Poor kitteh! jus stay awai frum teh evil vet man adn him scissorz adn yoo will b k
if him comz near yoo show him yur pointy endz
silleh kitteh. he needz 2 realize the conseuncehs, o so silleh!
sorreh, i am a nuubie wif da chat speekin! can some1 hellp meh leern?
That looks so great