but when the goggie does
but when the goggie does this u give him treats
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Ware’z myne?
Corngranulayshuns on yore solo nawt-sekkund Anni !!
Thx PB!
CongaRodints dance for you Anni!!
a pritty solo taupe spott!
*drags in the refroshment cart*
Wut can I get you?!? it has ennyfing ennybuddeh wud eveh wont!!!
Aifink hawt lemmun’n'hunnee fur me plz!
*prepayrs hawt lemmun an hunneh inna lovly happycat mug*
Heer yu go – shud get those coldbugs rite out!!
Thx Nennepus!
Ai want treets now!
ai wunts:
Assortid keeblols
Beeg burgers wif
Cheese, lots of…
D….
Delishis toona
Ebry typ of nibblolz
Frish fish
G..
Gooshiefud
Heeps of fud
In te form of treets
J…
Jellee Fish Chonklits
Krisp Kibble
Lawts ob Shwimps
M…
Mennee treets
Nomable Noms
Oshuns of fishees
P…
Pices of fishes
Quarts of milk
Rare bits of liver
Succulent things
T…
Toona
Uvver treetz
Vareed treetz
Wundermus treetz
X…
Xtremely larj tray of treetz
Yet another tin ov toona
Zabaglione!
Yu goana maikz mi beg likz goggie?
I am mutsh kyooter… I shood get cheezburger
Goggie is teh kyooter, tho
Dat iz in teh ii uf teh behowldur, aifinkso!
Yesh, yesh
Goggie needz constent reinforcmentz, kitteh bettur dan dat
Anni – a solo furthest-from-last! Congratz to you. May I serve you sips and noms?
*Places tray with a bottlol of chilled tonic water, bowl of lime wedges, and a plate of cheese straws down on tablol next to Anni’s elbo*
Cheeze!
ooh – cheez straws!
*yoinks a handfull an noms wiffa feerociusniss*
Fankies Q!!!
Thx Q haz teh tonic water got lossa quinine in? Ai haz a cawld an Ai do nawt want!
Yes, this is a high-quinine variety, brought in ’specially for those of us feeling under the weather.
* PB taykz chillud glars ob dyet tonnic wadda *
Sip Sip Sip * Doan wanna get malaria *
Tankz Q
*zoomz in adn waives to ebberybuddy*
hi awl, ai’z wurking furr a munff furr teh untied nashuns so can’t play much, but wud lub sum cheez straws to keep me goin!
Will drawp in lader!
*zoomz out again waiving*
Grats!
I love beibei!
Meerkat kitteh – ur dooin it rite!
he is issunt he!
he looks like a munchkin kitteh – they have short legg, like a dachshund…
kyoot littlol bunnehs
Dis kitteh gots it goen awn! Short leggs, foldee eers, wundermus stripes, 2 cyoot!
Ornjj Floof Kitteh duz
‘T3h Dexter Danss’ andz expectz
2 beez rewawrdedz!
Ornjj Floof Kitteh habz
Beeg Gye’z attenshun. Coodz yooz
foarss 2 getz reezultz!
Ornjj Floof Kitteh habz
payshunss. Knoez wayr Beeg Gye keepz
himz ekkspenssivv shooz
Jack.
*snikr*
eggspensib shoes…
*snikr*
Good morning / afternoon / wateber, guis!!!
Ai haz need uv yur eggsalad brayniums an creatibitees!!!
A lil whyle back, ai waz tawking tu sum cheezfrenz abowt teh probelm at teh shelter where ai wurk, wif getting peeps tu use hand sanitizer between EBREE cat, tu keep tehm frum getting sick. Owr awsum tessm maked a lol az an eggsampul uv her thot fur getting peeps tu see teh sines, since tehy oberluuk them sumhao (awn neon pink papers, eyelevel awn teh door, no less *sigh*).
PR direktor lyks ideeya an sez her will print posters uv these but her needs teh pics. Her also wud lyk tu use pics uv kittehs frum owr shelter.
So, heer be what ai asking. Ai iz gunna upload ebree haf-desent pic ai haz takened uv shelter kittehs. (This gunna take me sum thyme — ai starting nao tho.) If ennywun haz tiem an innerest (an ai compleetly unnerstand if yu duz nawt!!!), plz tu be making lols wif tehse pix — an if teh lol includes sumfing very close tu: use hand sanitizer, EVERY cat, EVERY time. For you it’s a few seconds of effort, for me it’s key to staying healthy and alive (duzin’t haz tu be those wurds precisely but tehy duz be berry gud wuns) plz tu be leeving me a messaje awn mai profyle oar emeowing me oar sumfing so ai know abowt it. Plz tu nawt use lolspeek, otay? Peeps bisiting shelter mai be lolspeek-illiterate an we wanting tehm tu unnerstand.
Ai nawt gno uv a moar creatibe an cleber playse tu ask fur tihs!
Yesh Maam – Sir!
Misshun understood an … understood Maam – Sir!
Argh, italics nawt turned awf!!!
awn anudder noat – teh shelter I went tu yessirdai, had this awn teh dore: a pixshur uv a blak kitty an dese wurds – change their luck – adopt a black kitty.
That be awsum, Griffyn! *adds tu berry short list of stuffs fur teh adopt-a-black-kitteh campaign*
Ai wants anudder blak kitteh!!!
teh basemint can be a warm cozee place!!
Ai just emeowed a compleet compyled list uv awl teh stuffs ai been finking uv tu teh PR direktur an bolunteer coordinaytur. Tehy lyk mai ideeyas an nawt tell me ai insayn oar imprakticul ur ennyfing!!!
But tehy haz a hyooj bizzy so ai orgamanized it intu a list… mebbe ai puts it awn FB oar sumfing.
Black Kitteh Adoptificayshun-Increesing be an importint fing awn teh list, yeshyesh!
Hm, ai haz menny pics awl blurry uv kittehs in moshun, an pics showing onlee a nose coz uv curius kittehs… teh nawt-bad wuns awl be in mai pics nao. Moar, ai needs tu get moar!!!
I didded one! And will do moar. U like?
This my first attempt
Ai lyk, ai lyk!!! *nods hed rapidly*
Wait, hoos hed this be?
r dese pikshure in ur profyle?
They iz! Iz abowt 25 uv tehm, fur teh momint. There be no dedlyne fur this, eever.
ohai, ai haz mayd wun tew:
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5236820
Awsumniss!
*shielee*
fanks!
Ai still wants anudder blak kitteh…. Ai miss mai Sooty. Ai lubs blak kittehs!!
This is mine.
cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2635430912
P-k, since black kittehs don’t photograph well, hubbeekat advises tying
a bow round there necks for contrast
Ai’m goin to luk, and see if ai can haz inspiritashuns!
PK – How about “Always use protection” “Sanitize before EVERY snuggle”
Ohai PK! I mayded wun tu:
Dis iz mai nawt-sekkund trie
Heer’z anuvver wun
give that cat ice cream!
I’ll giev yoo treatz liddill kitteh. Tuna or savoury-chikin?
when mai Nightkitteh does this, I gives him treetz
The cat in this picture is deformed, one of those twisty or munchkin cats, and is sitting up in this manner because it is trying to relieve its discomfort. Not so funny to me.
Actually… he sitting like that cause those cats were bred to tripod and look over tall grass. i cant remember why but i assure you hes not uncomfortable. i happen to have one. and hes never had any issues except he thinks hes a dog. mines a hybrid of this though… a skookum. =)
Just give him the damn treats!!! don’t you see how cute this is and how lucky you are to have a kitteh that does tricks!!!!